Bad Stories For Bad People

The day was warm and sunny due to the presence of the sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found, in the sky. Due to the sun’s presence in the sky, the day was warm and sunny. The sun loomed over the Earth, but specifically the village of Ponyville, which had the sun looming over it, therefore making the day very warm and sunny. You could even say it was hot and bright due to the presence of the sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found, in the sky, but it would be best if we simply referred to the day as warm and sunny due to the presence of the sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found, in the sky.

Fluttershy wondered outside of her cottage which was in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, and stretched. She raised her large horse buttocks into the sky above, facing towards the sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found. It were voluptuous and smooth, akin to that of a foal's bottom. Her beautiful vulva, attached to her aforementioned voluptuous rectum that were as smooth as a foal’s bottom, was bathed in the sunlight of the Sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found.

She looked up, and saw her friend Rainbow Dash fawning upon her aforementioned voluptuous rectum that were as smooth as a foal’s bottom, was bathed in the sunlight of the Sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found, from upon a large, pillowy cloud. She blushed slightly, while calling out to embarrass her friend named Rainbow Dash.

“Oh Rainbow Dash, the pegasus pony, I noticed that you are staring at my behind, you little pervert,” she said, teasingly, “this greatly disturbs my personal comfort, and I would appreciate your co-operation if you used your muscular wings to levitate down from the cloud mass which you were hidden by and apologise to me.”

“Oh drat, it appears my cover from behind this cloud mass has been blown. I will now use my muscular wings to levitate down from the cloud mass which I am hidden behind and I will converse with you with the purpose of apologising for invading your personal comfort, Fluttershy,” Rainbow replied, upon noticing that her cover had been blown.

The pegasus pony with rainbow hair and a sky blue coat, also known as Rainbow Dash, left from behind the cloud mass she was hidden behind and approached the ground at high velocity, before stopping gently and smoothly in front of the pegasus pony with pink hair and a yellow coat, also known as Fluttershy, with the purpose of apologising to the deuteragonist of this fanfiction, the pegasus pony with pink hair and a yellow coat, also known as Fluttershy, for the unwarranted invasion of the pegasus pony’s with pink hair and a yellow coat, also known as Fluttershy, personal comfort.

“Oh dear, my friend Fluttershy. I apologise for causing you personal discomfort with my voyeuristic personality. I promise that I will not cause you personal discomfort with my voyeuristic personality again.”

“I accept your apology for causing me personal discomfort with your voyeuristic personality, Rainbow Dash, my friend.”

“Say, Fluttershy, have you noticed that due to the sun’s current position in the sky, it is quite warm and sunny?” Rainbow Dash questioned Fluttershy regarding the warm and sunny day.

“Yes, my dear friend Rainbow Dash, I have noticed that due to the sun’s current position in the sky, it is quite warm and sunny,” Fluttershy replied in regards to the warm sunny day that Rainbow Dash had been discussing with her.

“Would you like to use your hooves to wander inside into my current residence, which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, for some tea and biscuits?” Fluttershy asked, inviting her friend to have some tea and biscuits in her current residence  which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter.

“Why yes, Fluttershy I would indeed like to use my hooves to wander inside into your current residence, which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, for some tea and biscuits. However, I have a serious allergic reaction to the materials contained within biscuits, so unfortunately, I will only be able to use my hooves to wander inside into your current residence, which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, for some tea.” Rainbow Dash replied, confirming that she would indeed wander inside into Fluttershy’s current residence, which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, for some tea, but she would not wander inside into Fluttershy’s current residence, which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, for some tea and biscuits.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash used their hooves to wander inside into Fluttershy’s current residence, which is a cottage in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, for some tea and biscuits, except in Rainbow Dash’s case, because she could not eat the biscuits, due to a possible allergic reaction to the ingredients used in biscuits, therefore meaning she could only have tea. Sadness was abound.

Fluttershy walked into her kitchen, in her cottage, which is in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter. I should stop doing this now. She placed a kettle upon the stove, and turned the stove on, to heat up the kettle, to make the kettle heat up, to create tea with hot water in the kettle, which needed to be heated on the stove to create the tea. She placed the tea bags inside two ceramic cups. The kettle whistled, signifying to Fluttershy that the kettle had been heated, and therefore the water in the kettle must have been hot, so therefore Fluttershy grabbed the kettle and poured water into the two cups.

Eventually, after much preparation, the pegasus pony with pink hair and a yellow coat named Fluttershy, walked into the room with the two cups of tea that she was holding. How she was holding them, I cannot explain within the confines of this chapter. Shut your mouth and read the fucking story.

The deuteragonist, another pegasus pony with rainbow hair and a sky blue coat named Rainbow Dash took the cup from the protagonist, the original pegasus pony with pink hair and a yellow coat named Fluttershy. She took a small sip from the tea, but alas, it had burnt her mouth. This is due to the fact that the water was scalding as it had been heated through the use of a kettle. However, this hot water releases the necessary flavours contained within the tea bags, and therefore, allows the substance known as tea to be created and enjoyed by a wide variety of people.

“Oh Rainbow Dash you know the water is scalding as it has been heated through the use of a kettle. However, this hot water releases the necessary flavours contained within the tea bags, and therefore, allows the substance known as tea to be created and enjoyed by a wide variety of people,” Fluttershy said, explaining the extremely in depth way in which tea is created.

“Thank you for informing me of the scalding water contained within the confines of this ceramic cup from which I can drink this substance known as tea, which was created through the wonders of modern technology, and the use of a kettle,” Rainbow Dash thanked Fluttershy, the protagonist of this chapter of this fanfiction of the TV series, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

“Now Rainbow Dash, I am seriously questioning your ulterior motive which was made extremely fucking clear in the introduction of this fanfiction, in which you invaded my personal comfort through your voyeuristic personality, by staring at my behind, and my exposed genitals, due to the fact that we do not commonly wear clothes, except in extraordinary circumstances and important events which we would be invited to attend.” Fluttershy address the issue of Rainbow Dash invading her personal comfort through her voyeuristic personality, as she was staring at Fluttershy’s behind, and her exposed genitals, due to the fact that they do not commonly wear clothes, except in extraordinary circumstances and important events which they would have been invited to attend to.

“I liked looking at your ass, dude,” Rainbow Dash said, totally missing the entire fucking tone of the great majority of this fanfiction before.

“Rainbow Dash! You spoke in such uncouth terms, so unlike the extremely verbose and annoying manner that the author has adopted for a funny joke fanfiction, and therefore forced us two characters within the story to adopt,” Fluttershy said, describing the manner in which the author adopted an extremely verbose manner of writing for a joke within his collection of witty, sarcastic works, also known as Bad Stories For Bad People.

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“Fluttershy, I do not enjoy this extreme pussyfooting and cuckoldery you are creating for me, as it is clear that my motives are sexual, and it would greatly please me to engage in carnal knowledge with you.”

“Well, Rainbow Dash, I must reveal another grand secret that I have been hiding, due to my extreme cuckoldery I have created for you; I am also willing to engage in the act of carnal knowledge, to which we should get started.”

“I am very pleased to hear this. Let me rectify the situation of cuckoldry I have been placed into by engaging in carnal knowledge.”

The two ponies used their hooves to run up the staircase of Fluttershy’s cottage, which was in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, and they entered the bedroom in Fluttershy’s cottage, which was in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter, and they entered the bed, which was in Fluttershy’s bedroom, which was in her cottage, which was in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter. Rainbow Dash started engaging in the act of kissing with the yellow-coated pegasus, known as Fluttershy, the protagonist of this story.

“Oh, baby, please do continue in engaging in the act of kissing with me, Fluttershy, as I am finding that act rather enjoyable,” Fluttershy said, asking Rainbow Dash to continue the act of kissing with her, as she was finding the entire thing enjoyable.

“I will oblige your wishes and engage in the act of kissing for an extended period of time, which you will surely enjoy,” Rainbow Dash said, fulfilling the wishes of Fluttershy, who had asked for the act of kissing to continue for an extended period of time, which she was hoping for.

“I am very much enjoying this sensual act,” Fluttershy said.

“That line was far too short to belong in this lengthy chapter of this story, purposely written in verbose, with characters often breaking the fourth wall, which is what I am currently doing,” Rainbow Dash said, noticing the relative short length of that line in comparison to the rest of the fanfiction, purposely written in verbose, with characters often breaking the fourth wall, an act she was committing during her speech.

“I apologise for my line being far too short in this lengthy chapter of the story, Bad Stories For Bad People, which is named The Chapter Of The Story “Bad Stories For Bad People”, Written By The Author harpseal2, Which Is Hosted On The Site FIMFiction.net In Which Two Of The Main Cast Of The Children’s TV Series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Specifically The Characters Rainbow Dash And Fluttershy, Engage In Consensual Carnal Knowledge Within The Current Residence Of The Character Known As Fluttershy, One Of The Main Characters Within The Children’s TV Series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Of Which The Secondary Character, Also Known As Rainbow Dash, Is Also A Main Character In,” she said, with great sadness in her voice upon realising the grave mistake she had committed. Surely, the author will stop using her in this shitty fanfic as punishment. Oh, she could only hope.

But alas, I’m not going to stop using her in this fucking terrible fic. A fate worse than the loss of life, also known as death.

The two continued engaging in the act of kissing. Their kissing was complex, and extremely passionate and sensual. The two obviously loved each other very much.

The time has come. We have been waiting for over 2500 words for this moment. Yes, in this very moment, we will witness the act of carnal knowledge, committed consensually by two characters, a yellow-coated pegasus with soft, pink hair, known as Fluttershy, who is the protagonist of the story, and her friend, a sky blue coated pegasus with rainbow hair, named Rainbow Dash, who serves as the deuteragonist with a voyeuristic personality which created personal discomfort in Fluttershy, from the children’s television series, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, within the chapter named The Chapter Of The Story “Bad Stories For Bad People”, Written By The Author harpseal2, Which Is Hosted On The Site FIMFiction.net In Which Two Of The Main Cast Of The Children’s TV Series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Specifically The Characters Rainbow Dash And Fluttershy, Engage In Consensual Carnal Knowledge Within The Current Residence Of The Character Known As Fluttershy, One Of The Main Characters Within The Children’s TV Series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Of Which The Secondary Character, Also Known As Rainbow Dash, Is Also A Main Character In, within the fanfiction Bad Stories For Bad People by the author named harpseal2, hosted on the site named fimfiction.net. On this day that was warm and sunny due to the presence of the sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found, in the sky and due to the sun’s presence in the sky, the day which was warm and sunny, we will see our two characters engage in carnal knowledge in the bed, which was in Fluttershy’s bedroom, which was in her cottage, which was in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter. Yes, you read that right. On this day that was warm and sunny due to the presence of the sun, a significant star in the Solar System in which Earth can be found, in the sky and due to the sun’s presence in the sky, the day which was warm and sunny, we will see Fluttershy, the protagonist, and Rainbow Dash, the deuteragonist, engage in carnal knowledge in the bed, which was in Fluttershy’s bedroom, which was in her cottage, which was in Ponyville, which is in Equestria, which is presumably set on the planet Earth, which is within a local solar system, which is within The Milky Way galaxy, which is in the Local Cluster, which is in the Local Supercluster, which is in the observable universe, which is surrounded by dark matter and antimatter. It’s happening here folks.

They fucked.

The end.