Bad Stories For Bad People

It was a light Sunday afternoon. Yep, it was alright. You think I’m fuckin’ joking? You wanna take it up with me you fucking prick?

Pinkie Pie walked outside and watered some flowers or whatever. Suddenly, she thought, totally randomly, so this is in character, right

“Fuck, I wanna suck a huge dick.”

Shit, she’s fucking insane.

She ran after the first stallion she saw. His name was Whothe Fuckcares. He wanted to get away, but Pinkie grabbed that faggot and literally fucked him right there. Shit, lemme adjust my fedora. Usually, I’d make a huge long point about how she’s raping men, and how this is an infringement on men’s right *tip*, but I’m too busy beating off right now.

She had not had enough dick. Holy fuck she had not.

She ran to Rarity.

“Rarity grow a fucking dick thanks.”

“Okay.”

Pinkie was getting fucked and stuff

Shit I actually cannot be fucked writing anymore. Let’s just wait for this to get featured while I look up Rainbow Dash x 2 rottweilers on rule 34.