Bad Stories For Bad People

Twilight Sparkle was fingering her fucking snatch.

“Jesus fucking Christ I want to fuck some-fucking-one,” the horny fucking bitch said, the absolute madman.

So she picked up her fucking phone, and called fucking Shining Armor and shit.

“Hey yo, my fucking brother!” she yelled annoyingly.

“Hey Twilight, my fucking really attractive sister that I want to fuck!”

“You wanna fuck?”

“Yeah, of-fucking-course!”

“Fucking come over then, cunt!”

Twilight sat there with her entire fucking fist in her fucking cunny. Holy fucking shit. She’s got her fucking hand in her fucking womb. She’s practically giving birth to her fucking hand. That’s fucking amazing.

Suddenly, she heard a knock on the door. She knew who it was, so she didn’t bother putting her clothes back on. Jesus fuck, how erotic is that?

She opened the fucking door. There he fucking was. Huge fucking dick, just fucking hanging there.

“Fuck me Shining, you are one hot motherfucker!” she said, barely containing the wetness from her naked mound[1].

“Thank you Twilight! I fucking know it.”

“Now, my totally fucking sexy fucking brother, let’s go up stairs and fuck my fucking brains out.”

“Fuck!” he said, in fucking happiniess.

He was walking up the fucking stairs, and then he reminded Twilight of fucking something.

“My desires are… fucking unconventional.”

“So fucking show me,” Twilight said.

So they went into her bedroom. That’s fucking right, they did. Do you understand that? Do you?!

“Ok bitch, what the fuck do we do here?”

“You put your slimey dick into my gaping asshole, fuckhead.”

“My dick ain’t slimey yet, ya fucking cunt!”

“Fucking get it slimey then!”

“Why don’t you fucking lick it or some shit!”

“O-fucking-k then!”

Twilight put her lips around Shining’s huge, throbbing member. His cock was at least 12 inches [2]. She sucked him, massaging his huge dick with her soft tongue. She could feel his penis throb on her tongue. Obligatory FUCK.

“Fuck me, cunt, I’m about to fucking blow!”

He cummed down Twilight’s throat. She swallowed like a good little fucking girl.

“Ok, let’s fucking fuck.”

Shining pounded his hard fucking dick right into Twilight’s cunt[3]. He humped her like a dog in fucking heat.

“Oh Shining, fuck me silly.”

He pounded her tight little hole. Fuck I forgot to write fuck.

“I’m gonna fucking cum!”

“Please Shiny!”

He moaned as he burst his seed right into Twilight’s womb[4]. She moaned as she came at the same time. She looked at Shining, who fucking fell asleep next to her.

Twilight rubbed her full belly. She knew a little Shining Armor was growing inside her[5]. She couldn’t wait. She smiled and went to sleep.

Oh shit, forgot to write fuck.

Footnotes;

[1] Female arousal does not drip down legs, however this was purposely ignored for the purpose of your entertainment.

[2] If Shining Armor’s penis really was 12 inches, he’d be unable to sustain an erection without passing out. However, this has been fabricated once again, for your entertainment.

[3] Shining Armor could not have possibly recovered that fast, for him to have a full erection once more in such a short time span.

[4] There is no physical way that a man could cum inside a woman’s womb.

[5] If this were to really happen, their baby would most likely be horribly deformed and severely disabled.