Bad Stories For Bad People

It was a very sunny day in Ponyville, and all the critters were awake. They were having a very good day.

A grumpy orange pony walked into the barn. It’s Applejack! Everyone say hello to Applejack!

[Hello Applejack!]

Applejack is having a bad day. [Awww]

She woke up, and fell out of bed! [Hahaha!]

Applejack heard a squish under her foot. Oh no, she stepped in doo-dee! [Hahaha!]

Applejack said, “Goshdarnit! Why does today have ta be so bad?”

It was a very bad day for Applejack.

She walked over to feed her cows.

Daisy, the cow, said, “Give me more food, or we’ll stampede!”

Applejack said, “B-but I ain’t got enuff! I can’t just give ya more!”

Daisy said, “Oh yes you can!”

Suddenly, the cows formed a herd, and stampeded over Applejack. She lay on the ground, as flat as a pancake.

Applejack said, “This is a terrible day.”

And she was right. [Hahaha!]

After inflating herself again, she trotted over to feed Winona, her best friend. She opened a can of food, and poured it into the little dog’s bowl. Winona was not happy with her rations, oh she was not.

She lunged at Applejack and bit her!

Applejack said, “Git offa me ya filthy varmint!”

Applejack grabbed a broom, and slammed it onto Winona’s skull! Winona fell off of her, hitting the ground. She poked the dog with the broom.

Oh no! Winona was dead!

Applejack said, “Oh no! Winona!”

And she started crying. Poor Applejack, what a bad, terrible day! [Hahaha!]

Later, Applejack started bucking trees. She was very good at bucking trees. Maybe this would go right!

She slammed her legs into a tree trunk, and then the tree fell right over.

She heard a “yelp!” from the other side.

She hurried around, worried!

A red tail, and a tiny, golden hoof stuck out from underneath the tree. A pool of crimson flowed from the hoof.

Oh no! Applejack just killed her little sister!

She started crying again. What a bad, terrible, horrible, day! [Hahaha!]

Suddenly, she felt a powerful hoof reach out and touch her shoulder.

It was her big brother, Big Mac! Say hello to Big Mac! [Hi Big Mac!]

Big Mac said, “Heya bitch, I ain’t got all day!”

Applejack sniffled and said, “Whatdyamean?”

Big Mac said, “Y’all know what day it is.”

Applejack said, “Oh no…”

It was Wincest Wednesday! [Hahaha!]

Big Mac said, “That’s right, now lemme fuck yer lil’ cunt, bitch” [Hahaha!]

Applejack said, “Please, Mac, just lemme go!”

Big Mac grabbed her, and she struggled. Soon, she just gave up.

Big Mac said, “Shut up, ya fuckin’ whore! Y’all know the fuckin’ deal!”

He mounted Applejack, and he started pounding her tight little vagina. It hurt poor Applejack, who starting crying like a big baby. [Hahaha!] How pathetic! [Hahaha!]

He coated her insides with a huge load.

Applejack cried. What a bad, terrible, horrible, no-good day! [Hahaha!]

Later, Applejack went inside her house. She called out for her Granny, to no response. She walked past the living room, Granny Smith’s usual hiding spot, and looked inside.

Oh no! It appears Granny Smith had a cardiac arrest and died! [Hahaha!]

Applejack started crying more. What a bad, terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day! [Hahaha!]

Applejack ran upstairs, and buried her face into a pillow, and fell asleep.

A week later, Applejack went to the local store, and bought a pregnancy test! She went home, and went to the toilet.

She peed on the little device, and shook it.

Uh oh! There’s a little plus! [Hahaha!]

Oh dear! Now she was going to have to decide whether she should foal her brother’s child, or whether she should abort the little shit! [Hahaha!]

What a bad, terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad nine months! [Hahaha!]

The end.