Bad Stories For Bad People

Pinkie Pie was furious. She was fucking livid. If you saw her, you'd think 'fuck me, she's pissed. I'll stay out of her way'. She was so angry she could smack a bitch, and smack a bitch she would.

Yeah, Rainbow would be a good place to start.

Pinkie trotted outside and into the rain, hair all flat and stuff (that's just how fucked off she was) and walked straight under the cloud she knew Rainbow would be. She picked up a stone, and fucking launched it using her ridiculous earth pony strength, sending it straight up through the cloud and hitting Rainbow right between the wings.

The sheer force of the throw dissipated the cloud Rainbow was resting on, and caused her wings to tense up where the stone had hit between the muscles, sending her tumbling to the ground with a startled yelp. What a fantastic throw, what a great toss. Any baseballman would surely be impressed with the quality of such a drive.

"Ow! Pinkie, what the-MMPHP?!" Dash was silenced by Pinkie's hoof entering her mouth.

"You're coming with me!" she said, as she dragged the pegasus back into Sugarcube Corner by the jaw.

Once inside she locked the door and closed the curtains, before turning back to a very irate looking Rainbow.

"Okay Pinkie, what the hay is going on with you?"

Pinkie walked up to Rainbow with the biggest fucking scowl you've ever seen in your life, and smacked her right across the face with her absurd earth pony magic, knocking her to the ground.

"listen here u little shit" said Pinkie "im gonna fuck u up. Hard."

Pinkie grabbed Rainbow by her neck and began hitting her in the face over and over again, spraying blood and spit and teeth all over the room, like a Jackson Pollock, but with more bodily fluids. And teeth. Eventually Dash passed out, and Pinkie use the opportunity to tie her to a chair.

After a few minutes Rainbow started to come around again, and woke up to Pinkie staring at her intently.

"Pinkie, why are you doing this?! Let me go!" shouted Dash, struggling in her restraints.

"Shut it, you swollen face fuck!" roared Pinkie, slapping Rainbow's face some more. "You have pissed me off in an as-of-yet unidentified in the story reason, so I'm going to kill you!"

"What! Why?" protested Dash.

"Because the story says so." replied Pinkie, now wielding a pizza slicer. Look at this crazy ass bitch breaking the fourth wall like it’s some sort of cracker. What a whacky and clever character trait.

"Oh Pinkie, you're so random." chuckled Rainbow as Pinkie started going at her wing roots with the slicer.

Rainbows left wing fell off, followed by the right one shortly after, Rainbow protesting and screaming the entire time, the whiny bitch. Pinkie gathered them up and disappeared into another room, leaving Dash alone to think about what she had done. After about ten minutes Pinkie came back, carrying a pie, with Rainbow's now slightly singed wings sticking out from the top. What an edgy thing to do.

"Waste not want not I always say!" said Pinkie, taking a bite of the pie.

Pinkie threw the rest of the pie away, and resumed the beating and stabbing from earlier. Eventually, after Pinkie was done baking various pegasus parts into foodstuffs, she decided she was bored, and not as angry as she was anymore, so it was time for Rainbow Dash to go, which would be a lot harder than it would've been earlier, what with the horrific injuries and all.

"Well Dashie, guess it's time for you to go." said Pinkie, shoving various Rainbow Dash-based foods into Rainbow Dash's mouth.

The almost constant input of food was too much, and Rainbow just fucking exploded, like she stepped on a landmine or something but with more cakes, spraying rainbows and blood all over Sugarcube Corner.

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!" shouted an outraged Pinkie. "NOW I'VE GOT TO CLEAN ALL THIS SHIT UP! THAT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD."

"FUCKING FUCK FUCK!" she yelled, getting angrier and angrier. She just wanted to go to bed, but now she had to clean up this mess before the store opened tomorrow.

"ARRGHHG!"

Pinkie Pie was furious. She was fucking livid. If you saw her, you'd think 'fuck me, she's pissed. I'll stay out of her way'. She was so angry she could smack a bitch, and smack a bitch she would.

Yeah, AJ would be a good place to start.