The Man with the Hidden Past

Ah... Yes. HELLO EVERYBODY! I am Saxton Brony Hale, And I will be reading the questions until further notice! Since most of these are from Steam friends who know nothing of this story, I woun't bother saying who asked them! If your question is in here, then isn't that recognition enough?

"Nope!"

Oh be quiet Pinkie. Ok... First off... Everybody get in here!

Soon, a random door poofed into the theater I didn't mention I was in and everybody walked in. I ain't gonna bother saying who, because I'll say later.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" a tall, strong, and very handsome Red pegasus yelled.

Who am I? That is a simple question, yet it is one without a simple answer. I am many things—and I am one thing. But I am not a thing that is just lying around somewhere, like a pen, or a toaster, or a housewife. That is for sure. I am much more than that. I am a living, breathing thing, a thing that can draw with a pen and toast with a toaster and chat with a housewife, who is sitting on a couch eating toast. And still, I am much more. I am a man.

"What."

Nothing. Just having a little fun.

"Why hello there. I don't believe we've met. I am Princess Celestia. And you are?"Celestia said as she introduced herself.

"I'm Flame Heart. Pleasure to meet you."

No you arn't.

"What?"

Don't worry 'bout it. Now then! back to the story. Lets see... 'Flame Heart'... Cupcake?

"Fuck you. Get that thing away from me."

Ok... 'Flame Heart' again... Seriously? I can't beleive I have to ask this but... Do you enjoy fapping to ponies?

"... No. You ask another one of those questions, I'ma kill you."

"What's 'fapping'?" Twilight asked.

PFFFT... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Aha....

"What's his pro-"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AH HA! AHH...

"You done?" Twilight asked.

Maybe. Ok... 'Nother question for Flame... Ok seriously? I'm even gonna say who this was from. Just because. Corey, (Steam Friend) what the fuck? Gah... I'm sorry about this, but, What do Rainbows taste like?

"Like Rainbows."

Well there ya go. Rainbows taste like Rainbows. And... One for me... Who is your favorite pony? Well. Mine, is one of the mane six. I ain't gonna say who... because they're all right here and I'm scared of what they could do if they get mad.

INITIATING FACEPALM IN 3... 2... 1...

-THWACK!!- My god. Ok. This one is for you Celestia. And please, this room has a roof and I would like to keep it that way. Now then. The question is... Do you like bananas?

Celestia's face got deathly pale. "How do you know of such things."

Shit. Welp. Flame, hold these. If you need me, I'm gonna be running for my life.

"Ok... Well. Have fun Celestia!" Flame yelled after her as she chased me out of my own theater. That bitch. As I was dodgeing bursts of fire, Flame started to flip through the cards.

"Wow... This... This is embarrassing."

"What do they say?" Twilight asked as she looked over Flame's shoulder.

"You can't read it?"

"No. You can?"

"Yeah. I can read it. Strange. Either way. To the cards... Umm... One for Rarity. Ok, Rarity, I'm embarrased to ask this, but why was your bed wet that one nght I slept under it?"

"Oh that? I umm... C-can we please just move on?" Rarity asked obviously trying to hide something.

"Whateve's. Hey what's this." Flame said to himself as he found a slip of folded paper. It showed a complicated model of some sort.

Draw this in blood to summon objects from Earth. The more blood used, the larger the object that can be summoned. Chant this. Come to me, from Distance Far, To serve your new Master, where ever they Are.

"What is it?" Twilight asked.

"It's a summoner of some sorts. It says I need to make it out of blood to make it work. Wait..." Flame said as he lifted the paper close to his nose. He gave it a quick sniff and his thoughts where confirmed. This one was made of blood too.

"Come to me, from Distance Far, To serve your new Master, where ever they Are." Flame chanted. Soon, the paper burst into a feild of sparks as the paper began to take a new form. The paper became a cylander of metal and filled with a liquid. On the outside of it had a mark of three claws ripping through it. Right under them was 'Monster Energy'. As soon as it was done sparking, Flame quickly ran over to it.

"Yes! Finally! I haven't drank one of these in forever!" Flame asked as he opened the tap with his teeth.

"What is it?" Twilight asked.

"This... Is the best thing in the world in my opinion." Flame said before starting to chug the drink. After it was gone, he quickly twisted it and smashed it into a mangled wreck. "Oh. And by the way. NEVER give one of these to Pinkie. Ok. Now back to the questions. One for Twilight. What do you think happened to that Paul character?"

"I'm not sure really. He went into the Everfree and then he dissapeared."

CRASH

WHOA! Hey! I don't remember throwing you through any walls! In fact, I never even touched you! Ya know what. Fuck this. Get back in here!

"-Poof!- Will Not! What the... How did you teleport me in here?!" Celestia yelled as she got ready to attack.

Oh. Pu-lease! I'm the author of this story! I do what I please!

"Story?"

Shit. I said to much. -snap-

"Will Not! What the... How did you teleport me in here?!"

Magic -snort snort-

...

...

"Well?"

Well what.

"Are you gonna read the questions?"

I dun have 'em. I gave them to Flame.

"Yeah... He did. See?" Flame said as he lifted the cards. "Well. I guess I better read some. Um... one's for you Pinkie. He askes if you want to come back to the real world with him."

"Real world? Ooo.. What's that like? How can I go back with a peice of paper though? How can you tell if a paper is a boy or girl Flame? Can it talk? Hi Mr. Paper! I would love to go to the real world with you! Where is it? Maybe I've been there before!"

"There ya go... And... One for Vinyl?"

"-poof- Where am I?"

"I have no idea. But I got a question for ya. Do you plan on hiring me?"

"That depends. I see you fixed your hissing problem though. Can you come upwith your own songs?"

"Nope!"

"Good. I have no skilles in music either. I just make sure it plays and everything runs smoothly. I need some serious help to make my own music."

"Welp. I guess that answers the question. I think. Bye Vinyl!"

"Bye! -poof-"

"Ok... That's it! Now how do we get out of here."

Yeah... Flame. Hold onto that paper. When I send you all back, You will remember none of this and it will be like this never happened. The only proof this ever happened is going to be the paper Flame is holding. So I bid you all adieu.