Location: Ponyville, Equestria

Time: 12:20 PM

Universe: Equis 1010.10

Status: KTFO*

Twilight walked through a clear day in Ponyville. It had been two days since Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's visit to Griffonstone but not much outside of some Pinkie Sense alarms happened, along with Matilda Mule's wedding coming up. Pinkie Pie passed by Twilight and waved to her when her tail twitched and she hid under a fruit stand scared. Twilight teleported her umbrella hat to her and looked up at the sky closely not seeing anything rapidly approaching the town. She looked under the fruit stand at her pink friend. "Pinkie Pie, I know it's usually never wrong, but what if it was just a false alarm this one time. But then again it could be someone falling through the sky screaming-"

"Black Dynamite you ain't SHI~IT!!!!" Something smacked onto the side of the Rainbow Castle and landed in some bushes by the front door. Twilight and Pinkie ran over and were surprised at what they found. It was a mechanical biped yellow wolf, with what appeared to be a familiar blue glittering horseshoe lodged into his butt. He got up and yelped as he saw the two mares, ending up behind the door. Pinkie Pie's eyes widened along with her smile as she realized what this meant.

"NEW FRIEND IN PONYVILLE PARTY~~!!" She ran off to grab her party cannon and the wirewolf ran through door as soon as she left and slammed it behind him. Twilight tried to get in but found that it was not only locked but it was barricaded rather quickly.

Alfreda panted as he finished barricading and or boarding up the windows and making sure he had plenty of traps incase anyone tried to teleport in. He winced as he got up and remembered what was in his butt and began to pull the horse shoe out.

"Black Dynamite. Kinda cool, but she did not mess around with touching her car. Eh, Jack?" Alfreda turned around expecting to see Jack but was met only with a barred up window. He turned around a little worried. "Juan?"

He was meet with only the rest of the empty room as a revelation hit him. "OH GOD NO! I'M ALL ALONE AGAIN!!!"

Jack awoke and found himself in the dark. As he got up and tried walk around he was unable to realize that he couldn't even see his own claws, and he kept walking into walls. What he didn't know was he was walking into the same wall.

"I CAN'T SEE SHIT!" Jack than stubbed his foot on something metallic and jumped around in pain. He grabbed in and deployed his wings on reflex, discovering that he completely forgot he could do that. He flew up and got a clear view of what he hit. It was some weird kind of idol with a weird wing going around the middle. "I want to throw you into a ditch, but I could make a whole bunch of money selling this."

He looked around and saw he was surrounded by nothing but griffons resulting in two thoughts popping into his head.

'1.Score. 2. Find Juan and see if he wants to score.'

He flew down to the ground and found a scone with a little dust on it.

"Free scone!" Jack shouted than he picked it up and threw it in his mouth, immediately regretting it as he shattered several teeth and spat it out. "Dear god, it's like eating a rock!"

Jack than realized what he had said and looked around, finding more scones in the trash behind a griffon so he did the polite thing a poked her until she got annoyed but when she responded she clearly sounded like she was trying not to explode. "Yes?"

"How much for these scones that people can shatter their teeth on?"

"That's just trash, take it if you want."

"Thanks, cause all I have is this weird idol I found in a Abyss."

"A what?" The griffon said sounding like he was holding on to something very dear.

"Bored now." Jack than ran off with a makeshift crossbow grinning as without Alfreda to interfere, he could finally reveal his master plan.

Jack laughed like a maniac as he grabbed a scone with his tail and threw it at a window while his arms used the crossbow to shoot scones tied to arrows at other windows. He continued as he as ran through town until he reached for his sack of scones but found it empty.

"Oh all out. Bummer." Jack shrugged than threw the sack away, knocking out a royal guard behind him. He looked around and realized he was in Ponyville but looked closer.

"This is the Prime Equestria. I guess I do need Alfreda to figure out how the heck to get out of here." Jack looked around and saw a bunch of ponies gathered outside of the giant crystal castle, two wirewolves stood out from the crowd. One was blue, joints black and his eyes yellow. and the one next to him looked just like-

"Juan!" Jack shouted in happiness, running to the wirewolf who turned around and got hugged by him.

"For once, I'm actually glad you alive douchebag. But hug me again and I'm castrating you.

"And I missed you too Best Buddy."

"Wait right here. I'm gonna try to get Dumbass #2 out of the castle." Juan than walked up to the castle holding a boombox, and Rainbow Dash's voice began to play on it. Jack turned to the Wirewolf bored and confused. "So how did you get here?"

"Oh I was fighting with Church and something hit me and I woke up with Lopez next to me. And then we found this town full of ponies so now I don't wanna leave."

"Uhh no, that's Juan."

"Oh really, well that's my bad sometimes when I hang out with other people I tend to thing about my awesome friends more."

Jack's eyes widened at not only such sheer stupidity, but at who he was speaking to causing all sorts of fun things to pop up in his head. He was interrupted as he heard something getting sliced and saw Juan's boombox get cut in half by a disk.

"That reminds me of Let It Go. The one song I have an undying hatred for!" Alfreda shouted from within the castle.

Twilight looked to Jack hoping he had a solution. "Excuse me Mr..."

"Jack." Jack spit on his hand to slick back his nonexistent hair and extended that hand to Twilight with a cocky smile. "Jack Steel."

"Right~, If you know him can you please try to get him out of my Castle?"

"Maybe." Jack than took out the idol and waved it around like he was trying to resynchronize his GPS. "I'll be honest I have no idea what this does, I just didn't wanna look like a liar."

Twilight was shocked at seeing the idol than her face turned serious. "Enough kidding around, hand over the Idol of Boreas."

"Oh this thing. You want this Idol?"

"I want it."

"You want this Idol?"

"I want it."

"You want this Idol?"

"I want it!"

"You want You want?"

"I WANT THAT IDOL!!" Twilight shouted charging at Jack who merely through it at the castle balcony. The sound of it hitting something was heard and Alfreda shouted. "That's it. Your ass is grass! DESTRUCTO DISK!"

A yellow disk flew out of the balcony and everyone ran out of the way of it except the Blue wirewolf who narrowed his eyes thinking of something. "Wait a minute..."

"Oh you seriously want some now buddy? This one's going between your eyes!" Alfreda threw another Destructo Disk but it completely missed the wirewolf. "C'MON THAT WAS A CLEAR SHOT!!"

"I know the voice!" The Wirewolf's ears perked up in happiness. "Alfreda! It's me! Your all-time best friend!"

"Caboose?*" Alfreda poked his head out surprised. "Is that you?"

"Yes it's me!" Alfreda than began to throw four Destructo Disks at him and missing, Caboose oblivious to this. "I had missed you! It has been so long? Did you miss me?"

"Oh come on! I missed him!"

"I knew you did!"

"GO AWAY!!"

"Thanks a lot Dumbass #3, now we're gonna have to do this the hard way." Juan said then pulled out tennis ball launcher and put a frag grenade inside only for Jack to grab it, tossing it accidentally puling the pin. "Hell no Juan, you don't use a grenade to get a friend out of somewhere. And do you remember the last time any of us used a Tennis ball launcher?"

Universe: Equis 101.13

Time: 11:00 PM

Status: Deceased

The firemares were gathered all over the House of Ponies putting out the fires as Marshmallow Cream and Peanut Butter oozed out of the building. Alfreda's body was shipped into the ambulance covered with a sheet before being driven off. The guests and employees alike stuck in the peanut butter and or marshmallow cream looked up to the roof, some looking more angry than others like Rainbow Dash and Rarity, at Jack and Juan, the latter of whom was just looking at below, and the former who had a blanket wrapped around him and was sipping a mug of cocoa with both hands. "Well...that escalated rather quickly. I mean that really got outta hand fast."

"Bit of an understatement."

"Bueno te sacó la imagen de Mahoma." Juan replied in Spanish in response to his own anger rising.

"Hey to justify, I clearly thought you meant the boxer. And you're the one who stole that notebook full of all their secrets and read it to everyone."

"Eso fue usted idiota!"(That was you Dumbass!)

They both began to sissy fight until Caboose broke them up. "Stop fighting! Don't you see? Losing Alfreda is breaking us apart."

"I'm going to begin shunning you until any words from your mouth begin to make sense. I say we send someone in to talk to him, Jack do not say 'take him to school' or I swear to whoever's the top god I'm gonna pop you, with a double barrel shotgun." Caboose walked towards the door of the castle.

"Yeah. Blue University."

"Wait a minute, you actually went to college?"

"Yeah after we left Blood Gulch the army said they'd send me anywhere I want as long as it 'wasn't their problem.' "

"What the hell could the dumbest being in the universe possibly major in?" Jack asked dumbfounded himself.

"According to the professor it was called Psytology. Or astronomy it was on the moon so it's all still kind of a blur."

"That explains so much and yet very little."

Caboose walked in and saw Alfreda on the throne, with one cannon arm aiming at Caboose. "Alfreda can you not be mean? I want to ask you something."

Alfreda put it away not in the mood. "What?"

"Did your Mommy ever hug you?"

"...No. My mom, The Mane-iac, never hugged me. All I remember that she did do was use me for her schemes. Hell one month she made me go a maze every morning. I never knew what was which was, it was like Cubed, only I was in it, just me. She never said anything about me. Like 'good job, or 'You Ok?, or-"

"Did she ever say 'I love you'?"

Alfreda stopped as he realized Caboose was right. He began to tear up as he fell to the ground. "Never, Which way was love mommy?" Alfreda than collapsed as he sobbed on the floor, letting out all the suppressed emotions he harbored for the Mane-iac and actually hugged Caboose. "She never said I love you! Why mommy? Why!?!?"

Alfreda continued sobbing into Caboose's shoulder while Jack and Juan watched, a puddle growing beneath the former two.

"Wow, so that's what about a couple years worth of suppressed emotional trauma looks like on the outside. Gotta say, kinda disappointed."

"Like a bitch." Jack nodded.

"Well technically accurate."

Alfreda stopped crying as he took a tissue and blew his nose.

"Are you done using the sink with your eyes?" Caboose asked.

"I think so. For now at least. My serotonin levels are just going crazy, but hey, why just sit here and cry about it when we can keep moving forward until we get home, and then I will confront her on the psychological damage I'm currently dealing with, it's mores the amnesia but I really don't care."

"As interesting as that may be, you'll never have the chance to do it." The four of them looked around to try and figure out when the voice came from and found it was coming was from the mirror. A face began to form on the mirror until it looked exactly like a horse skull wreathed in flames, with two regular eyes with slit pupils and red irises. "Remember me Alfreda?"

Alfreda would've collapsed in fear, but just how far he's come is how he kept his composure. "Yeah, guys, meet the fire hazard that went and blew me up, AKA Anti-Matter."

"Ducha."(Douche.) Juan said straight up knowing she wouldn't be able to understand him.

"I'm so glad you remember me Alfreda, cause I sure remember the trouble you caused me, forcing me to add a wildcard to my Syndicate, costing me a lot with your refusal of information divulgence, and slicing off my tail. Growing back a tail made of fire is not as easy as it looks."

"Tal vez él estaba tratando de darle un corte de pelo en forma de una ducha."(Maybe he was trying to give you a haircut fit for a douche.)

"I've actually been watching you for quite some time. You see I've been meaning to kill you and I think I've finally found the way to. But first I want to put you through one last test."

"You didn't put me through a test to begin with." Alfreda said completely confused.

"This mare is making zero sense."Jack whispered to Juan.

"Eso es porque ella es una locura."(That's because she's insane.) Juan replied, looking right at her.

"Sus elogios no te salvará."(Your compliments won't save you.) Anti-Matter retorted.

"Mierda ella es bilingüe. por favor no me mates!"(Holy shit she's bilingual. Please don't kill me!) Juan said now terrified hiding behind Jack.

"Ah, pero voy a disfrutar cada momento."(Oh but I'll enjoy every moment.) Anti-Matter responded before turning her attention back to Alfreda. "I know about all about your little history when the Mane-iac made her comeback, and what humiliation you still have with my late buddy Doomshy's counterpart."

"Oh yeah I remember her. She clubbed me with a chunk of concrete." Alfreda replied with an oddly reminiscing tone in his voice.

"Indeed." Anti-Matter replied with a tone of complete seriousness. "I've found a few world's with some versions of her on it. Your little portal gun should be able to get you there, especially since I hacked it to purposefully seek out those ones at random. If you survive and by some chance it gets you here, you get to face me to settle the score."

"You can kill her right?" Jack whispered to Alfreda.

"Ha. F*ck no, you'd think we'd have met if I could?" Alfreda whispered back.

"Fair point. What about Doomchick's counterpart." Alfreda glared at him. "Yeah right stupid question."

"What happens if we fail?"

"If you fail, I get to keep you as my plaything, to study the secrets of the Multiverse so I can conquer it, starting with your world." Anti-Matter said with grand flare as if she rehearsed that before something popped in her head and she sounded more disinterested.

"And I guess I kill one of your friends afterward I really don't give a buck... the Spanish one I guess." She added pointing right at Juan.

"QUE?!"(WHAT?!) Juan retorted in fear.

"We'll do it." Alfreda retorted not afraid anymore.

"WHAT?!?!" Juan yelled again even louder.

Anti-Matter grinned. "Excellent. Hope you're prepared. The first trial won't be the easiest."

"Ok. See ya when I kick your ass." Alfreda replied.

"It's a date."

"It... will be. Everyday is a date."

Anti-Matter's eye twitched before she chuckled. "I'm gonna miss you when you're dead."

"Yeah story of my life." Alfreda replied as her face vanished from the mirror. He turned to his three friends with a smile on his face. "That went better than I thought. Right Juan?"

Juan's right eye twitched before he spoke, his voice now carrying a monotone.

"Sabes que? Ustedes básicamente me dio una sentencia de muerte al acordar con ella. Haz lo que quieras, simplemente no me importa una mierda más."(You know what? You guys basically gave me a death sentence by agreeing to her. Do whatever you want, I just don't give a shit anymore.) Juan than walked outside, with a blank expression on his face, flipping the bird with both his hands to anyone that looked in his direction.

Alfreda turned to Jack and Caboose as confusion dawned on him. "So does anyone have an actual clue what the actual hell she was talking about with those trials? I was honestly zoning in an out of her little speech. After listening to Zinyak for about a week* I tend to drone out the speeches and motive rants."

"Just have to worry about worlds she put into the guns data. We could go to Canterlot to get Luna's help." Jack suggested.

"Why not Celes-"

"Luna's better."

"I am not taking the train there again. Are they coming into town for anything special?"

"I heard there's a wedding. Where's there wedding there are cakes, and cookies, and somewhere to put my hair pie." Caboose aid then taking out an apple pie with a toupee on it.

Alfreda gently grabbed it and put it on the window sill. He waited a good minute before lightly pushing it until it fell off and out the window.

"No Caboose, everything got sick last time." Alfreda than turned back to Jack. "So it's settled, we wait for the wedding."

"Did we really settle that?"

"Well Caboose isn't a full member and Juan walked out. I think he's kinda mad at me for using him to gamble." Alfreda replied before an arrow flew through the air into his shoulder. "Ow!"

Everyone was having a good time as they got ready, Juan however was walking to outside holding a barrel of Cider taking in 4 pints every minute, only stopping as he walked by the royal at the gift counter giving them a wave to which they smiled before talking to each other again.

"What do you mean you left it on the counter?!" Celestia asked her sister in a hushed tone

"I thought you were bringing it!" Luna retorted.

Celestia groaned as neither of them brought a gift. "Well, this is just wonderful!"

They briefly stopped arguing as Spike put his gift on the table.

"I handled the gift for Cadance and Shining Armor! You were supposed to do this one, remember?" Luna stated remembering it was her sister's job this time.

"Well, we can't just come to this wedding empty-hoofed!" Jack walked in between them dropping off his wallet sized gift. "I know how ya two feel. Heck Juan and Caboose are still putting their's together." Caboose and Juan could be heard bickering outside.

"No Juan, That's Part V, we need part A."

"This is piece is Part A, you're the one with the instructions upside down." Juan replied quickly losing his patience.

"Well I knew that I fixed Sheila back in Blok Gulch, pass me the screwdriver."

"Este es un martillo maldito idiota."(This is a hammer you fucking idiot.)

"See? They have their differences, but for something like this they put'em aside."

"You realize that they both left, I don't think they even acknowledged you." Alfreda said taking his seat.

Jack shrugged then walked away and found the tag for Caboose and Juan's gift on the floor, Caboose added his and Alfreda's name's in crayon but it was their names nonetheless. Jack found a pen and added Celestia and Luna's names in then gave the card to Caboose before walking inside hearing Celestia bicker with Luna one last time.

"Next time, you can just bring your own gift, and I'll bring mine."

"Fine." Luna responded.

Juan sat next to Jack as the Mayor began to speak, both of them literally sparing no bucks for any of it. "How ya doing Juan?"

"I've been drinking my ass off since you guys basically fucked me over. So you know, currently in the back of my mind trying to figure out what would be a friendlier alternative then drinking.

"Good for you." Jack replied before he turned his head in time to see Matilda and Cranky kiss, such a sight almost making him throw up in his mouth. He heard voices outside and saw the Mane Six out there. Jack opened the door letting the girls in as Matilda and Cranky said something to the Sisters than headed to the Carriage Caboose and Juan built. Celestia looked at Luna confused. "I thought you said you left it on the counter."

"She did. The one they were talking about was from us." Alfreda replied walking up.

"Than why did Matilda just thank us?"

"We added your names on the tag. It's the least I could do on having a gift since the guys were being busy helping me after that after an... incident with the printing press."

Caboose smiled as his audio book was finishing up. "Now that you know how to fill the ink, let's move on to moving parts. Part 3 of 22."

"Yay, one for each part."

"AAHHHHHHHHH CABOOSE HELP!"

"DEAR GOD IT'S GOT ALFREDA!"

*Crunch* "AAHHHH MY SKULL!"

Alfreda Owned Count: 32

"So we did what we could with what we had."

"Well you have our thanks Alfreda. If there's a request you have, just name it." Celestia replied.

"Oh~ we're going to abuse the shit outta that."

"Oh maliciously." Jack added.

The town hall was empty as The Royals, Elements, El Cuatro Locos(The Four Crazies) as called by Juan, gathered around. Juan and Caboose watching from the balcony, and the equestrians in the outer circle of chalk while Jack and Alfreda stood in the inner circle.

Jack poured the jar full of red liquid mixed with some cider and a hint of chili flakes into the tiniest circle. "Lord of Terror, by speaking your title I summon you forth. Also just to be clear no one's concerned with my urine's current color just me. Okay then." Jack said, while a small hole grew in the floor before growing in size till it was half the size of the inner circle, a huge red demon rising from it.

"I am Diablo, the Prime Evil, you have summoned me, if you wish to have a wish grated, there will be a great cost. One soul per wish."

Alfreda and Juan blinked before looking at each other and nodding. "One sec."

They then used the portal gun and the portal disappeared from the room and they instantly came back through another hole with a skinny and terrified centaur.

"Here ya go." Alfreda replied threw Tirek in, the latter screaming as he fell into a lava pit and it exploded.

"Damn that's evil even by my standards."Diablo said surprised.

"No backsies."

"Very well-" Diablo began to do something when Juan poked him in the shoulder and pushed forward a barrel with a warning label on it. "Her too."

"Her? How do you know it's a her?"

"Okay can you take away their hearing for just a minute before I give you her."

Diablo snapped his fingers. "Go on."

Universe: Equis 2618.9

Alfreda waited with clenched claws as the ponies continued talking to Cozy Glow, who's true motives really pissed him off.

"Honesty? Loyalty? Generosity? Blah blah blah! I can make more friends without using any of them! If I can't do it here, I'll do it somewhere-" Cozy Glow's rant as she flew off was cut off unceremoniously as a bullet was shot into the side of her head, sending her brains spewed on the ground as her body fell to the ground with a thud.

Everyone was utterly shocked at the sight of the murder of a, while likely completely insane, filly out of nowhere, then Juan walked out carrying a Desert Eagle, and proceeded to fire 5 shots into the body immediately afterward. When he heard the empty click he put the gun in his chest hatch.

"Wh...why?" Twilight whispered at an utter loss for words. Juan didn't hear her and reached into his chest hatch, tossing up a shotgun he caught pumping with one arm before leveling it at Cozy Glow's corpse and fired a whole loaded round into the body until the shotgun too was empty.

"You're welcome by the way." Juan said with a happy tone as he put the shotgun away picking up the body.

"Juan?" Alfreda asked oddly polite.

"What?" Juan asked confused.

"THE F*CK?!" Alfreda screamed.

"You were letting her get away while she was droning on. I however, feel enough's enough with letting threats like her getting away, I was secretly hoping she was a Chrysalis in disguise."

"Wait!" Jack yelled. "Check her pulse."

"Her brains are on the grass!" Alfreda yelled.

"Damn it I wanted a piece of that action."

"She was a child!!"

"She was a bitch too. Now um momento por vavor." Juan asked deploying his wings and flying off.

Alfreda deployed his wings and looked back at the ponies. "I am so~ sorry about him, he really likes killing people that deserve it. Honestly I felt that way about her too but not like this."

Alfreda then flew off after Juan, escaping the sight of everyone else as Juan touched down on top of a hill. Alfreda found him as he ripped out Cozy Glow's heart and began pushing her body into a barrel next to him.

"Ok where did you get the barrel?"

"Jack." Juan replied hammering the top on then kicking the barrel, sending it careening down the hill. "That kick should get it to Froggy Bottom Bog, they'll never find it."

"By 'they', do you mean the committee that's probably been formed for how overkill that was?"

"No, whoever tries to revive her to use her in a plan to A. kill Twilight, B. Take over Equestria not realizing how small that is with there being a whole world besides that nation itself, or C. revenge plot on me." Juan explained dumping some gasoline on the heart he dropped on the ground, placing a couple rocks around it with some twigs.

"Okay, and the heart?"

"So even if they try to there's no heart to complete it." Juan scratched his claws together creating sparks that lit the heart aflame, making a small controlled fire out of it. "I'm just surprised you didn't throw up at the sight of a murder like that."

"Thanks, although that reminds me." Alfreda replied before running to some bushes and vomiting all over them.

"Have you ever considered that you'll be seeing me with what you've done?" Diablo asked stunned.

"I'm Cyberdemon Blood Brothers with two separate Doom Guys. What's your point?"

Diablo was silent as he simply grabbed the barrel and nudged it behind him into the hole. "You can have yours on the house."

Diablo then looked at the large mirror placed in the middle of the circle. "We just need Nexus Energy from Hell to properly pinpoint where we need to go since we're at Prime world."

Diablo nodded then tapped the chalk causing it to glow red before the glow subsided, he then snapped his fingers to which the ponies scratched their ears now hearing some of the screams of the damned again. "Your wish has been granted. Until the next summoning, farewell." Diablo than sunk back into the pit of fire he had created then the hole fixed itself until it looked like it was never there. The equines took their places in the outer circle, then Alfreda pulled his hood up along with Jack and they looked at the ponies, eyes glowing red for effect.

"Now, Element of Kindness."

Fluttershy was shaking in fear and stuttered as she raised up her hoof hesitantly. "M-m-m-me?"

"Take one step forward and into the inner circle."

"How about everyone else take one step back?"

The red glow in Alfreda's eyes vanished as he looked at Fluttershy. "No ya chicken! Last time they actually did that and we ended up on Thomas The Tank Engine. I still don't what he meant when he called me a wanker-oh~ now I get it."

Fluttershy shivered but took a step into the inner circle, the mini-circle she was in glowing. Alfreda took out a helmet strapped to another one and put it to his head, putting the other end on Fluttershy's head. He then took a cord connected to the helmet and connected that to the mirror. Images flashed across the mirror some showing Alfreda getting beat up by Saddle Rager from the comics, but then ones of him still getting beat up, but now bearing Fluttershy's colors, then him in some kind of war, then returning and his last moments a twisted mirror of the first, battling a deformed grey Saddle Rager alongside an Alicorn with a flaming skull for a head. Someone Twilight deep down, knew was her in a different life.

"That's Anti-Matter? She's actually kinda cool seeing the full body." Jack made note. "Almost a shame we gotta kill her."

"After returning Caboose back to his guardians." Juan replied.

"More like pot shot cans."

The mirror warped a little before Juan fired the portal gun at it, creating a gateway to some grassy fields. Alfreda looked at the others as the Cuatro Locos entered the portal. "I want to thank you guys for letting us pass through here. I'll keep in touch." Alfreda then went into the portal but then stopped.

"Almost forgot." Alfreda said before running outside into town until he spotted Cheerlie. He walked up to her calmly then tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around and Alfreda proceeded to punch her in the stomach. "Sorry, just know I only did that because I have pent aggression against another you for killing your students and getting away with the murders by Twilight getting framed for them by killing you. So take that."

Alfreda ran back in the other direction and slid through the portal before it vanished, and got up to see where they landed. Juan was examining the crops, while Jack looked back.

"So where are we?"

"Yeah~, turns out we just went the wrong way, it's calibrated like we wanted, but Juan accidentally had it set for a spot because he was feeling stressed and wanted to find a way to nonviolently take the edge off."

"How far?"

"South Park."

"Juan WT f*ck bro?!" Alfreda yelled.

"Hey I also got rid of Caboose setting it to his universe and kicking him through." Juan retorted taking big bungles of the crops by a farmhouse and pulling them in his chest hatch.

"Wait you figured out how to set coordinates?"

"Yeah no way, it looked enough like it so I thought f*ck it."

"Of course." Alfreda sighed before lights shone on them and the owner appeared with a shotgun.

"What're you doin to mah Tegridy?"

"Randy?" Alfreda asked surprised recognizing the voice on the spot, and able to spot him when his eyes adjusted.

"Cheese it!" Juan shouted running away with Jack carrying two bags of the crops with him as well.

"Alfreda? What're you doin back here?" Randy asked.

"Yeah, took a wrong turn is all, sorry about Juan he's trying to find non violent ways to relieve stress."

"Nah it's cool, making back more then what I spent anyway, all though he got the good shit."

"Oh he's gonna get stuck on the moon isn't he?" Alfreda asked with a chuckle.

"Like Tom Cruise."

Universe: Equis Nihilus 1115.28

Anti-Matter rubbed her forehead as the tracker showed Alfreda had jumped worlds in the wrong direction.

"I hate him, so much."

"Well you gave him help to get to you, does that make him worse, or bump your IQ down a couple points?" Daybreaker quipped.

Anti-Matter blasted a beam in her direction, not hitting her and managing to turn her bed into a pile of gold coins. "I hate you more."

Author's Note

Next Chapter:

* Knocked The Fuck Out

Well another remix, another step closer to the season Finale, which will be posted on here and on DevianART, for those looking for chapter 6 simply look on my page on the same sight, under the same name.

P.S the song Juan put up was I'll Fly from Tanks for Memories, which was similar to Let It Go in my opinion.