What In Equestria?

no clop in this chapter sorry :)

What in Equestria?

Chapter10

I didn’t wake up on my own this morning, today Twilight decided to take it upon herself to wake me up and she did. It has been ten days since Scootaloo and her friends got their cutie marks. Ok now back to Twilight, whom was shaking the life out of my body. “Twilight what is wrong?” I said still shaking even after she stopped. “Oh nothing is wrong, everything is just great because this letter came for you, here read it now.” She said stuffing the letter in my face. So I took it and gasped at the first line I saw. ‘From: Princess Celestia.’ So I read the letter.

Dear Andrew,

I must speak to you today; it is of the utmost importance. You are welcome to teleport in anytime of the day that you would like.

Your friend,

Princess Celestia

Twilight and I were both in awe of the letter and its contents. “Twilight do you have any idea why she would want to see me of all ponies?” all she did was shake her head in response. “Hold on, Twilight would you like to come with me? I’m going to be bringing Scootaloo, Ditzy and Dinky if they would also like to come.” Once I said those words Twilight looked like she had a heart attack. “I will take that as a yes.” I murmured while chuckling.

“Ditzy are you there?” I asked. “Yeah I’m here Andrew, what is it you want?” she responded. “Well I was wondering if you and Dinky would like to go to Canterlot today to meet with Princess Celestia.” I asked. “Oh Andrew I would love to but I have to deliver the mail to everypony.” She said sadly. “Don’t worry about the mail it just got delivered. So what do you say?” I said while teleporting all of the mail to its rightful owners. “Oh umm ok, yeah Dinky and I would love to come with you.” So after she was ready I teleported her and Dinky to me.

“Ok so is everyone ready to go?” everypony nodded upon me asking. “Ok here we go.” I said starting to channel the magic. Then in a flash we were in front of the castle gates. Once the guards saw us they opened the gates letting us enter. As we walked towards the castle I noticed some lingering eyes up on one of the balconies staring down at us but I couldn’t see who it was and I didn’t much care.  Then we entered through the great door way to Princess Celestia standing in front of us. We all bowed in honor for her allowing us to come to her home.

“Andrew and Twilight I would like you to come with me to my studies. Ditzy, Dinky, and Scootaloo you all may do whatever you all would like to do. Think of this as your home for the day. Once Andrew, Twilight, and I are done our conversation I will send for you.” She smiled saying all of that. So Twilight and I followed the Princess, while the others ran around and did whatever they wanted.

Once we got to her studies, which put Twilights library to shame, we sat down in front of her desk as she grabbed a book. She brought it back to her desk and sat it down, she then sat down herself. She opened the book and started to flip through the pages.  She stopped on a page and started to read it. While she read the page Twilight and I passed nervous glances at one another. She then said, “Today the head official of the Mages Council stepped down after eighty years of services. And I was thinking that you Andrew would take his place at the head of the council?”

Twilight and I were both on the floor after passing out due to what she just asked. After Twilight and I regained what she had just said I asked, “Why would you want me to take the head of the council?” “Well Andrew even though you have not had these powers long you know how to use them. When it comes to the power of your abilities I can tell that you even surpass me by a large amount. But I trust you with those powers and I know you know how to use them very well, that is why I am extending this offer to you, because I know you can do great things if you were at the head of the council.” She said as I went numb. “Then why is Twilight here?” I asked. “Twilight is here to become your student and your assistant if you are to take this job.” Princess Celestia said with a pleased smile. “But you are my teacher Princess.” Twilight said. “Yes I am your teacher twilight but I have just about taught you everything I know about magic. So from here on I am only going to be your teacher of friendship. While Andrew here will teach you about magic if he so wishes to take the job I bestow in front of him.” the Princess said with a smile

I knew I had a major decision to make but before I make it I have a few questions I must ask. “Princess if I am to take this job will I have to move from Ponyville to Canterlot?” I asked. “No Andrew you will not have to move if you do not wish to.” She said still with that grin on her lovely face. As soon as I got that answer I knew I was going to take the job, but then I thought about Apple Jack, what is she going to do if I can’t work there anymore, then it hit me duh I can still work there I will just use my magic to do the work and when she goes to pay me I will not accept it.

“I really don’t want to ask this but what will my salary be if I take this job?” once I asked that the Princess giggled. “You will make around eight hundred bit a day for working eight hours a day.” She laughed. I wish I had a drink I could have spit everywhere once I heard that, but I was thankful that I didn’t. With making that much I knew I could help all of my friends with whatever they needed help with. “Princess Celestia I would be honored to take the job and make Twilight my student.” I said bowing down. She made me say the oath that every head of the council had taken before me. After that was done it was time to celebrate. “Princess before we celebrate about my new job. I know this is going to sound weird but I was wondering if I could analyze a piece of your fur for a spell I have been working on?”

“Oh what spell are you working on?” she asked. “I am working on a immortality spell and the last piece of the puzzle lies within your genetic code.” I said and she smiled levitating a piece of her fur in front of me. So I started to analyze it, and in no time I found the missing piece of the puzzle. “Thank you Princess.” I bowed down to her again. “Should I just teleport everyone here without asking? Ha-ha talk about a real surprise party.” Once I asked that they both nodded and chuckled. “But before I do that there is something I need to take care of.” They looked at me and nodded again. So I teleported myself to a room within the castle, it was a deep blue with banners hanging down. The banners where an even deeper blue with a sliver outlining, while in the center of the banner was the moon.

I had teleported myself to Princess Luna’s living quarters. Once I popped in I saw her at her desk, she looked like she was writing a letter. So I did what I shouldn’t have done and sneaked over to her. I couldn’t believe she didn’t know I was there but I took advantage of it. I was now right behind her looking over her shoulder, I saw a part of the letter it had my name on it. I let out a small gasp and she froze in place not moving. I noticed but I wasn’t going to leave. She slowly turned around and once she saw me she went down, she was out cold I knew I was going to be in trouble now.

Once she woke up she realized that she was on her bed. Next to her she saw me sitting there reading the letter that she had been writing. I looked over at her, her face was gaining a hint of red but I knew it wasn’t anger. So I went back to reading and finished it a few minutes later. I sat it down next to her and she looked at it. Then while she was looking at it I laid another next to it. I then got up and walked out of the room once I closed the door behind me I stood there for a second. While I stood there I started to hear giggles and screams of delight.

Once I made it back to Princess Celestia and Twilight I sat back down in the chair and relaxed. I could see on Princess Celestias face that she knew what I had done and I just smiled back at her. After we sat and talked about a few things I then teleported Ditzy, Dinky, Scootaloo, Apple Jack, Apple Bloom, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Princess Luna to me. Rainbow dash was still napping as she popped in, she must have been asleep on a cloud somewhere. While Princess Luna was blushing profusely and looking at the floor. Everyone else just looked at me with a confused look on their face. Then Princess Celestia got up and walked over to Twilight and I. I was on her right while Twilight was on her left she stuck out a wing behind us both and said, “I have asked Andrew to bring you all here so I may announce that Andrew has taken the position of head official of the Mages Council. Also that Andrew has taken on Twilight Sparkle as his student and assistant for I have taught her all the magic I know myself but I will still teach her and all of you in the magic of friendship.” She announced smiling. At first there was total silence then cheers of all kinds busted out from everypony there even Princess Luna.

Princess Celestia was now walking over to her sister, once she was standing beside her she asked, “Andrew if you wouldn’t mind will you teach Luna and I as well?” “Princess Celestia, Princess Luna I would be more than honored to teach you both.” I bowed. They both smiled and nodded. Once everypony had congratulated me and Twilight the party was starting.

While I sat off to the side partied out I relaxed and took a look at all of my friends and my marefirend, she looked more beautiful than ever while she was dancing with her daughter. While I sat there taking a rest I noticed I didn’t see Twilight or Celestia but I figured they were just talking about how the magic of friendship was going. But while I sat there staring at Ditzy and Dinky I heard crying and it was getting louder, I could tell whomever it was, was coming in my direction. It was Twilight tears pouring from her eyes, and then in a split second she was wrapped around me holding me tightly. At this point the party had stopped and everypony was focused on Twilight.

I was in shock at the lavender unicorn that was wrapped around my waist. I have never seen Twilight cry ever since I had been here, so I knew there was something wrong. I grabbed the side of her chin and brought her head up to look at me. Her eyes were blood shot from crying so hard. “Twilight what’s wrong?” I asked trying to calm her down. “I…It’s..” is all she got out before she bursted into tears again. So I started to stroke her mane trying to calm her down some more. Now Ditzy was trying to help me calm her down.

Finally she calmed down enough to speak so she tried again. “I-It’s Princess Celestia something is… wrong with her.” She said still tearing up. “What do you mean, what is wrong with her.” I asked slowly so she could grasp what I was saying. “She is upset at me for some reason and she said… she said… she said she is going to banish me!” as soon as she said that she buried her head in Ditzys chest. I on the other hand had heard enough, the only color I could see was red I knew I was filled with rage and I was going to get to the bottom of this nonsense. “Twilight is she in her room?” she nodded.

Then she realized what I was about to do and she grabbed me. “No, Andrew please don’t do it!” Then I flashed away in a burst of magic. I landed in front of the doors to Celestia’s bed room, they were closed and locked, but I knew these doors weren’t going to stop me. I then noticed she had a ward on her door and around her room but after I stood there for a second I heard Twilight screaming at me, “No Andrew if you do it we will have to stop you!” I looked over and saw all of the Elements of Harmony running towards me.

Not caring I turned back to the door and put my arms by side. Then I thrusted them forward with a huge burst of magic surge through them, which blew the door wide open. Then I saw Princess Celestia standing there staring at me. I could tell she was angry with me but I really didn’t care, then she started channeling her banishment spell but I then canceled all the magic with in her, once she noticed I could see that she was scared. As I walked towards her she tried to retreat through her balcony doors, but I wasn’t going to let her get away so I grabbed her and levitated her over to me and sat her down in front of me. The look in her eyes was nothing but pure horror as I saw she was going over things in her head that I could do to her in a whim of a single thought.

Then the Elements of Harmony came running into her room. “Andrew this is your last warning stop now or we will have to do it!” Twilight said but all I did was look back in pure anger from what she said. I turned back to the Princess whom now had a tear running down her cheek. Then I felt nothing but pure energy behind me building up. They were about to use the elements but I surround them in a ward that not even the elements could falter. “Twilight if you use the Elements while you are in that ward it will backfire on yourselves so I suggest you stop.” Once I said that they stopped charging the elements and floated back to the ground in the ward bubble.

Then came the guards flying into the room and running. “I’ve had enough interruptions!” in saying that I through all of the guard out into the hallway, Then Luna came Flying in, she was in pure horror of the sight that sat before her. Once she finally got in I channeled one of the hardest spells I have ever tried to cast. The room was shaking as I made the final cast and then there was a bright flash.

Once I noticed it was over I just sat staring at my work and wandering if it had worked. Once I was sure the spell worked I stopped the ward holding In the Elements of Harmony and the spell I was using to keep Celestia in place. Then I walked over to Celestias bed and laid back while the others started to come back from be knocked out. Once they were all up they stared at me and were getting ready to try the Elements again but nothing happened. “I wouldn’t even try if I were you; you are just wasting your time. Oh and Princess Celestia I’m sorry for scaring you like I did, I didn’t mean to.” I said with a slight grin.

They all just stared at me some more. “Where are we?” Luna asked. “Well right now we are in another dimension, One of the harder spell I ever casted.” I smiled. “Why have you brought us here?” Princess Celestia demanded. “I’m sure you are aware why we are here Princess. So I will leave you to your business. Wake me once you all have finished.”I said gingerly. Laying my head back onto her bead. “What business neither one of us with in this room have anything to discuss.” She said sternly. I lifted my head up and looked at her, “Princess do you forget I can go into the deepest parts of your mind to look for whatever I want so I know you know what I am talking about, and until you work this out everyone is going to like their vacation here.” I laid my head back down once I saw her blush. I knew I had gotten her cornered now; all I had to do now was wait. “If you all need me I will be making us some dinner.”

Everypony just was in shock as I walked over to her desk and summoned some food to work with. “Sister what is Andrew talking about?” Luna asked. All Celestia could do is turn her head and head towards her bed to lie down. Then I saw something I didn’t notice at first Ditzy and Dinky were also in the room. “Ditzy and Dinky would you all like to join me for some dinner, everypony else is also welcome to come eat as well?” I asked with a smile on my face. Then Dinky came running over and jumped up on me. “Andrew you aren’t going to hurt no pony are you.” Dinky asked with fear in her voice. “No Dinky I am not going to hurt anypony I promise. And if I did hurt anypony could you please say something.” No pony said a word. “So Dinky what would you like to eat?” I asked giggling. “Umm Banana muffins!” once she said that I summoned some for her. As she started to eat I said, “You all might want to eat because from the looks of it we are going to be staying here for awhile.” As I scowled over at Princess Celestia. After I said that Luna, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Ditzy came over to eat, and I got whatever they wanted to eat.

I saw that Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, and Twilight just stared at me with pure hatred in their eyes. “This question goes to Twilight, Twilight why did you come crying to me earlier?” once I sad that her eyes went from hatred to pure confusion. “Yes I came to you because Princess Celestia threatened to banish me.” She said. “And do you even know why she wants to banish you?” after I asked all she did was shake her head. “ssiiiiiiigggggggghhhh, I brought you here so you could figure out why she wanted to banish you.” Once I said that I could see that Celestia shuddered upon me saying that. Then the others realizing what I had done came to join me at the table but Twilight stayed there not moving a muscle.

Then after we ate I summoned some activities for everypony to stay occupied. After I did that I saw a face appear from behind one of the great pillars in the bed room. “Scootaloo how did you even get in here?” I said as I floated her towards me. “I ran in behind Ditzy then I hid.” I grabbed her and gave her a hug for being honest. “Dad why are you doing this to the Princess?” she asked slowly. “I’m doing this for her own good Scootaloo you will see what I mean by the end of this crazy thing. So what would you like to do?” once I said that everypony said, “go to bed.” So I summoned up some cloud beds for everyone to sleep on.

While everyone was getting comfortable, Twilight was nearly next to the Princesses bed just staring at her. I knew there must have been millions if not billions of things going through the poor unicorns head. But I knew in due time everything would be known. While I lay next to Scootaloo who was snuggled up against me I felt somepony else climb up on the bed, it was Dinky and not far behind her was Ditzy also getting into the bed. We all snuggled up together. Then I saw everyone look over like they were being left out, so I gave in, “Ok come on everypony hop on in.” within a split second I saw Luna and Fluttershy bounce over to the bed. Once I knew how they wanted to lie I picked up Scootaloo and Dinky and put them on my chest. They snuggled up like I was the softest thing in the world. Then Ditzy wrapped her forehooves around my arm and scooted up against me on my right side, then Luna snuggled up against my left side with her back towards me, then Fluttershy picked up my head and slid under it lying on her side. I have to admit she was as soft if not softer then the cloud bed.

“Anypony else want to snuggle as well?” I asked sarcastically but the rest came over and snuggled up against everypony, but it was perfect it felt like pure harmony and peace, it was also really warm. Before I nodded off to sleep I looked over at Twilight who was still sitting there at the foot of Princess Celestias bed still trying to figure out everything, while tears streamed down the side of her face. The saddest part was I wasn’t putting her through this but yet it was her teacher putting her through it. Eventually I drifted off to sleep.

While I was asleep I had the weirdest dream as if new life was soon to be introduced to my own but I didn’t understand a thing about this dream but is seemed happy as I could see nothing only feel. Once I woke up from my dream I looked over at where Twilight had been last night and she was still sitting there but she was asleep. So I levitated out of the bed as quite as possible so I didn’t disturb anypony and I floated Scootaloo and Dinky back down to where I was lying. I then landed next to Princess Celestia to wake her up so I could show her something.

I started to nudge the Princess to wake up and once she did she stretched and rolled over to look at me. “Don’t look at me I’m not the one you should care about I’m trying to help you so look over at her.” I pointed after I said. She looked over and I could see the guilt start to pile up in her eyes. “Do you get it yet, even after you threatened to banish her she still cares about you enough to nearly kill herself from staying up all night just to stare at you and think about what she did wrong. I can’t lie but you almost make you sick even looking at you while you act like this but you are only hurting yourself and Twilight so get your act together before I have to get it together for you.” I said yelling in a whisper.

After I got my point across I could see a few tears from in her eyes but I turned away and levitated Twilight over to the bed. Where I had been laying but I moved the fillies out of the way and put Twilight in the middle and put the fillies against Fluttershys back. And everypony just slept happily on the bed. “You can go back to bed now Princess Celestia if you want.” I said walking away. I then summoned a full kitchen on the corner of the room so I could make some breakfast for everypony.

While I was standing there making breakfast I saw Luna had woken up and was now on her way towards me. Once she got to me she sat down and watched me while I worked on breakfast. I could look at her and I could tell she had questions she wanted to ask me, “So what would you like to ask me Princess Luna?” I asked. “Andrew you can just call me Luna. But why are you doing this to my sister?” once she asked I chuckled a little, “You will find out in time why I am doing this, from the way it looks you will find out soon but I am doing this for her own good because she has got to stop holding everything in then letting it lose on poor innocent ponies like poor Twilight. That is why I am doing this to her because I care about her and I want to see her happy. I can also tell that you are worried that I will hurt her but I promise Luna that I won’t do a thing to her.” I looked over at her I could see the worry leave her eyes in an instant. “Now could you please wake up everypony but Twilight and your sister if you would?” She nodded and started to wake everypony up.

I could feel Luna’s love for me grow every second but I had to think about something’s before I knew what I was going to do. Then I saw her wake up Fluttershy who was so peaceful but then she flew off to the bath room as quick as possible. Luna looked back at me worried but I motioned to her that I would take care of Fluttershy and that everything was ready and that they could eat whenever they wanted to. I made it to the bathroom door and I knocked. I then heard her say I could come in. I walked in and closed the door behind me. “Fluttershy what’s wrong?” I asked while I was turning around. I saw her sitting by the toilet. “I don’t know Andrew I have just felt sick for the past few days.”

Then she puked into the toilet but I walked over and cleaned her up and kept her company while she was still getting sick. Then it hit me about the dream I had last night but could it be connected to her. “Fluttershy do you mind if I use a spell on you to find out what’s wrong and why you feel sick? You will have to lie on your side while I use the spell.” She shook her head and lay down on her side. I then started to channel a spell that would allow me to search through her body to find the problem. While I was searching I found what was making her sick but I couldn’t believe what I had found. I took my hand off of her stunned of what I had found. She sat up and asked, “What did you find, what is making feel like this?” she said in her softest voice. I looked up at her with tears in my eyes, “Fluttershy…Umm… ah… you’re… pregnant.” I saw her eyes get wide and tear up as well. “How am I pregnant it’s not possible, you are the only one I have ever been with?”I then went running out of the door to find Luna.

I grabbed Luna and took her aside to talk with her. “Luna is it possible that another creature can get a pony pregnant?” once I said that she blushed and nodded her head. “How is it possible?” I asked then a book popped up out of nowhere and opened to a page called ‘true belief’ I read over it. It said as long as a pony believes and wants to get pregnant hard enough, the egg in her will absorb any seed with her womb. Once I read that I dropped to my knees and put a hand on Luna’s Shoulder as I was about to pass out. “What’s wrong Andrew?” she asked and all I said was, “nothing.”

I got up and walked back to the bathroom where Fluttershy was still sitting, I closed the door as I walked in. I walked over to Fluttershy and dropped to my knees, she looked scared but I grabbed her and started to hug her with everything I had as tears came out of my eyes like they were rivers. She returned the embrace and also started to cry. After awhile I leaned back and smiled, “Did you really want me to be the father of your foal that bad?” I asked while tears were pouring down my face and all she did was nod. “I couldn’t be happier to be the father of your foal but this is going to move my plans up quite a bit.” She looked at me funny while I wiped away her tears. I told her my whole plan and everything I was going to do. Once I was done explaining she gave me a small grin and agreed with my plan.

After we got ourselves cleaned up we went to eat some breakfast. I sat down next to Ditzy and Fluttershy sat next to me. Once I sat down Ditzy leaned over to give me a kiss and I returned it. While we were sitting there eating Princess Celestia woke up and walked over to Twilight and looked at her for a bit and then came over to the table. “Princess Celestia you are more than welcome to eat with us if you would like.” I said and she nodded and sat down next to Scootaloo. I watched her take her first bite of my pancakes and I couldn’t help but laugh as she sat there drooling all over herself. She then started to dig in and go to town on the enormous amount I made but she hardly made a dent. “Andrew I didn’t know you could cook so well. How do you do it?” I just smiled and said, “It’s a secret I’m sorry but I can’t tell you.” But she didn’t care she was still trying to eat more.

After awhile everyone found something to do and kept themselves occupied. I went over and laid on one of the other beds that I had summoned up. It wasn’t too long before Ditzy came over to lie beside me. While we sat there we talked about how everything was going with one another and the numerous dates that we had been on. Then she told me about the other day when Dinky called me daddy while they were getting ready for bed one night. “Andrew how do you do it, how do you get everypony to fall in love with you?” she said holding onto me with her eyes closed. “I don’t know how I do it myself.” After we sat there for awhile I started to get up because I was now nearly lunch time.

Then I started to hear Twilight shuffling, everypony froze at the sight of the lavender unicorn waking up. I walked over to her so I was there when she did wake up. I got over to her and sat down next to her and ran my hand through her mane. She opened her eyes as I levitated a glass of apple juice over to her she sat up, then I put the glass in front of her she wanted to grab It with her magic but I had canceled all magic but my own so I put it up to her mouth and she slowly drank it while I tilted it. After she had emptied the glass I brought over another one and she downed half of it. Then I asked her if she wanted lunch and she nodded. “What would you like for lunch?” I asked softly. “I would like the first meal you made me that one day. Since I knew she would want this I made it ahead of time while she was still asleep. But everything was the same way it was once I was done.

So I brought it over to her and she started to eat it while she was eating it, I sat there with her and I made everyone else some lunch with my magic once it was done I motioned them to go eat. While Twilight was almost done so I brought over the last part of her meal. The same muffin I made for her that day. Once I brought it over her eyes got wide while she was about to grab it I pulled it away shaking my head. I got a small laugh out of that then I put the honey on the muffin and I let her have it. I knew I was going to need a drink so I teleported in some apple brandy. Once Apple Jack saw that, I knew she also wanted a shot so I made her one and she downed it the same time I downed mine. I heard Apple Jack let out a sigh of relief, as did I. then Twilight was just about done her muffin so I headed back over and sat back down next to her. I could see that Princess Celestia was looking at her.

For a second there I thought this whole deal was almost over till she turned around and put her head down. I knew that Twilight was going to go crazy here soon if I didn’t give her something to do. So I read her mind real quick to find a book that she hadn’t read yet then I summoned it in front of her. She grabbed it right away and started to read it I made sure it was long it was nearly 10,000 pages so I knew that would keep her busy for awhile.

I then decided it was time for another drink because I knew this was only going to get harder as it went on. But before I got my drink I could see the kids were bored, so I summoned a playground outside of the balcony doors I also put a ward around it so they couldn’t run off. Once they saw the play ground they were gone. So I went for the bottle of brandy and instead of a shot I just took three mouths full’s and swallowed the burning liquid.

Then I got an idea I knew it wasn’t the right thing to do but maybe it would work. I floated the bottle over to Princess Celestia so she could have a drink but she refused. So I brought the bottle back over and sat it down. Now the brandy was warming my body and it had been awhile since I had felt a mares touch so I was getting turned on rather quickly, but I knew it wasn’t the right time so I went and laid down next to Twilight to calm down. But apparently everypony thought it was time for a nap so I got surrounded by nothing but hot mares that were my friends. I thought I was going to die where I lay but I controlled myself.

While everypony around me started to fall asleep I started to read the most boring book I had ever read, how Twilight was so deep into that book I had no idea, but I fell asleep. After awhile I woke up to see Princess Celestia standing next to the bed. By the way she was looking at us I could tell she wanted to join, so I extended the bed some so she could get up and snuggle as well. Then I saw the kids walk in so I levitated some drinks over to them and they downed them quickly then they looked at me with the big puppy dog eyes and I felt my heart explode, so I brought them over and laid them on my chest so they could sleep. Once they were out I looked over at Celestia who was now asleep but her mane was wrapped around everypony. Then I got one final idea how to stop this madness but I would wait till everypony woke up. Then I fell asleep thinking over my plan.

to be continued...