What In Equestria?

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What in Equestria?

Chapter 8

I turned and I saw a sight I love to see but not one that I wanted to see right now. It was the grey Pegasus sitting on her hunches just staring at me in disbelief. The letter that was in her mouth was now on the ground. Her face was a bright red and getting brighter as I stared at her. “Umm, hi… Ditzy.” I said with a slight grin and slowly waving. Once I looked back to the others sitting there just staring at me as well with their mouths wide open.

“Are you saying that you are in love with Ditzy Doo?” asked Twilight. “Well I wouldn’t go that far yet I don’t think.” I chuckled and rubbed the back of my head. Then I heard Ditzy walking up behind me, dear god please tell me she isn’t in heat I can’t take anymore I need a bit of a rest, come on. I turned around to see her slowly walking up to me and getting ever closer. At this point I had stopped breathing not knowing what was going to happen. She was looking down at the ground and finally she made it over to me. She sat on her hunches and continued to look at the ground.

“You are the one that saved, you risked your life for mine and you almost got yourself killed in the process. Why did you save me?”She asked in a low tone. You know how most people talk about their heart being in their throats at a time like this, well mine is in my head thumping away. I tried to speak but nothing came out. Out of the corner of my eye I could see everyone leaning over on the edge of the hay bale waiting for me to say something.

I summoned all of everything I had in my body just to try and say a couple of words. But I couldn’t nothing would come out. Then I saw a tear fall from her cheek everything got really slow. I watched as the tear slowly headed towards the ground it was sparkling in the sun as it fell ever closer to the dirt. Then it hit the ground and it was a small splash that looked like an explosion going off. Then it felt like a heavyweight boxer punched me right in the center of my chest. I took a deep and quick breath as it hit me what I had to do to answer her question.

I dropped to my knees in front of her. Then I embraced her in a hug that would even beat a passionate kiss of two people that were madly in love. At first I knew she was in shock of what I had done and then realized how much I cared for her. I could feel her whimpering hot breath becoming spermatic as it sped up. She then returned the embrace and buried her head into my shoulder I could feel the hot tears soak into my shirt. As she released her emotions that have been pent up inside of her for years of having no one to care for her in the way I was doing right now.

I could hear the sobs of everyone behind me but Pinkie was balling like a baby. I pulled back and pushed her off of me but I made sure she never lost contact with me. I gently put my hand under her chin and brought her face up, her eyes were closed. I then brought my other hand up to wipe away her tears which had drenched her face. Once I had wiped them away she slowly opened her eye lids and there were the golden eyes, which had burnt an image in my heart.

All we did was stare into each other’s eye till I could finally same something to break the silence. “Ditzy would you be my special somepony?” Once I said that I could start to see more tears well up in her eyes. Then she said, “I would love to be your special somepony.” As another tear rolled down her face, Then she gave me a lighting quick kiss that I had hardly registered. All I did was smile.

Everypony behind me was now in full blown out tears till Twilight was able to control herself as she had remembered something. “Ditzy you think you like him now you wait till he makes you a muffin; they even beat the ones you make for us.” After Twilight said that all I did was look at her with a weird look. Then I turned back to look at Ditzy and her eyes were wide open staring at me. “Will you make me a muffin now?”She asked. “Of course, I will make everypony one. But before I do I need to go talk to and get Fluttershy so she can also try them. So you all just relax in the house till I get back ok.” I turned back to Ditzy and gave her a quick peck on the cheek I could taste the salt of her tears. As I ran to get Fluttershy they all went into Apple Jacks house.

I got to Fluttershys house in no time, then I walked in she wasn’t in the living room or in the kitchen so I figured she would be in her room. So I walked up the steps to get to her room and I knocked on the door. But there was no answer but I could hear her sobbing behind the door. So I just walked in and I saw her lying on her side with her extended belly sticking out and she was sobbing. I walked over to the side of the bed and sat down. She was facing away from me where I sat down because I was behind her, while she cried lightly I took my hand and started to run it down her mane to try and calm her down.

It worked a little but she was still crying. “A-Andrew could you please lay down beside me please.” I know I shouldn’t but I listened to my heart and did. “Could you Please cuddle up against me?” she asked still sobbing “I don’t know if I shou…” I was trying to say but I got cut off. “P-Please Andrew.” She was starting to cry harder while saying it. So I did what she asked and I pulled her close and wrapped my arm around her. She was so warm and her crying had died down but every now and then she would sniff trying to keep from starting again.

At first when I wrapped my arm around her I could feel her heart beating very fast but as I lay next to her all cuddled up it dropped fast as did mine. What does this mean I don’t get it what is happening to me I had the same feelings for Ditzy and Fluttershy what the hell am I going to do I can only be with one. “So would you like to come back with me to the farm I’m going to be making a special muffin for everypony?” I asked while rubbing her belly and running my fingers through her mane slowly. I could now smell her shampoo it was so delightful that I buried my face into her mane and took a deep breath.

She laughed and moaned a little so I stopped because I didn’t want to go any further. So I took a deep breath to calm down. “Yes I will come to the barn with you Andrew. But before we go will you please just kiss me? Anywhere it doesn’t matter to me.” God damn it why does this have to happen to me, but I couldn’t just leave her there. I sighed heavily. So I leaned over her and kissed her on her forehead. Once my lips touched her, her whole body twitched in excitement. But then my body kissed her again. What is going on then I kissed her on the cheek next came her neck. I don’t know what was going on but I shook it off as quickly as I could. Her whole body was shivering.

Then I got off the bed and she followed me. We left the house then I remembered that I should get Rarity and the Cutie Mark Crusaders as well. So I went and picked them up as well. Now on the way back to the farm Scootaloo was on my head, Sweetie Belle was on my right shoulder, Apple Bloom was on my left shoulder, Rarity walk beside me on my right, and Fluttershy was walking beside me on my left. Once we got to Sweet Apple Acres we walked in and everypony there was just looking at me with the three fillies on me.

After the awkward greeting I went into the kitchen and got to work on the muffins. Ditzy was standing beside one to watch me while the fillies were still on me watching as well. Once I finally got everything done I took the muffins that were all hot into the living room where everypony was relaxing. “Before you all eat your muffins I have an announcement to make.” I took the fillies off of me and sat them on the floor. “I have thought long and hard about this, I also read up on as much information as possible reading the laws of Equestria book that Twilight let me barrow.” Once I said that I saw Twilights eyes light up because she knew what I was about to say. I got down on my knees in front of Scootaloo and said, with tears in my eyes, “Scootaloo the whole time you have been staying with me has changed my life for the better, I am also going to be staying in Equestria now because I’m not going back to where I came from. The reason I am staying is because I have decided…” I broke down before I could even finish what I was saying but I sucked it up real quick so I could finish my speech. “Scootaloo I’m going to adopt you and you are going to be staying with me from now on.” I started to breakdown. So did Scootaloo as I saw tears pouring from her eyes. So I picked her up and gave her one of the longest hugs I have ever given anyone.

Everypony was just clopping their hooves together and crying themselves. Finally after everyone had calmed down I stood up with Scootaloo in my arm and handed her the muffin that was hers. Then I grabbed my muffin and we all ate our muffins and enjoyed the rest of our evening together. Then while everypony was leaving I grabbed Scootaloo and put her on my head. We were getting ready to leave ourselves. As we were stepping out Fluttershy told me she would be coming home later. Once I got to the arch Ditzy was right behind me. I stopped and turned around to talk to her. “You know we should get together tomorrow with our fillies.” I said. “Yeah we should, wait how did you know I had a daughter?”She asked with an eyebrow raised. “Twilight told me about her when I asked about you.” I said with a smile. “Ok when and where do you want to get together?” she asked. “Hmm… how about the park tomorrow and I will bring us some lunch?” she nodded happily and agreed. So I walked her home, Scootaloo was now asleep in my arms. Once we got to her house she stopped on her door step and turned around to look at me. She was about to say something but I didn’t give her a chance because I locked lips with her and her back legs gave out on her and she fell to her haunches. We must have kissed for at least three minutes before I pulled away and said, “I will see you tomorrow.”

She melted right in front of me as she let out a loud sigh of relief. As I walked away I looked back and said, “Good night.” She smiled turned around and walked into her house. I turned around and headed home. With Scootaloo lightly snoring I opened the door and walked in Fluttershy was sitting on the couch. I took Scootaloo up to the room and put her in bed and covered her up. I gave her a light kiss on her cheek and told her goodnight. I went back down stairs and sat on the couch with the book I had gotten from twilight. I opened it up to read it, “what is that?” Fluttershy asked. “This is the book I got from Twilight to see if I could adopt Scootaloo and it came in handy.”I said cheekily. “Can I read it with you?” she asked slowly. “Umm sure.” I said. She got up and came over beside me and laid down and put her head on my shoulder. She then settled in and started to read the book with me.

I couldn’t read the book I could only think about how much she was in love with me. Ahhh what am I going to do I like them both so much but I know I like Ditzy more… right but I know she needs me more. But on the other hand here sits Fluttershy going crazy over me, I know it was real love because of the way she acted I had been in fake relationships and I know what fake love is. And this wasn’t fake at all it was so pure that she had loved me I could feel it in my heart but what am I going to do I don’t want to make either one of them sad if things started to get serious. Then I remembered what book I had. “Fluttershy do you mind if I go to the table of contents and look for something?” I asked. “No I don’t mind.” So I went straight for the front of the book and started to look for something but it wasn’t there. Ahh maybe it is in another book that twilight has. In the morning I decided I was going to go to Twilight’s house before I went to the park with Scootaloo.

It took me awhile to go through the book and then I looked over and Fluttershy who had fallen asleep. I closed my book and put it on the table. I picked up Fluttershy and took her up to her room. I put her in her bed and smiled as she sprawled out on her bed. I went to my room and laid down beside Scootaloo. I pulled my soon to be daughter close to me all I had to do was see if her mom was dead and if she wasn’t I had to find her and get her signature to verify everything. But that was something to do another day. I slowly drifted off to sleep next to her.

Once I woke up I got ready to head to Twilights and try to find what I was looking for. Scootaloo was still asleep so I picked her up and took her with me to Twilights. Once I got to the Library I knocked and the door opened. I walked in and I saw Twilight reading a book. I sat Scootaloo on the couch and let her sleep as long as she wanted. I started to look around for the book that would have the information I wanted inside. I searched high and low looking for the information I wanted and couldn’t find it. I went to Twilight and asked, “Twilight does the Princess know things that aren’t in these book?” “Umm, I think she does even though I have a copy every book in Equestria.” She said “May I write a letter to the Princess?”I asked “I don’t see why you couldn’t.” she stated. I nodded and grabbed a piece of parchment and a quill and started to write the message to the princess. Then after that I started on something else and finished it in no time. “Ok, Twilight I have finished my message to the Princess could you send it for me.” I said. “Umm Andrew I can’t send messages instantly without spike.” She said quickly. “Actually you can now with these.” I held up a piece of parchment with an equation on it and a glass orb. “If you enchant this orb with this enchantment you can send anything to the Princess were ever she is whenever you want.” I said smugly. She ripped the paper out of my hand and studied it. “How did you do this Andrew?” she asked then she went back to being stunned.

“It’s just a simple equation, nothing too difficult, so can you do it?” she nodded. I backed up and she started to work through the equation and then shot it into the orb. Once she was done she looked at it. It was glowing green with the enchantment. So I stepped up to it and said, “Now whenever you want to send something just touch it to the orb and it will be sent to her right away and yes, she can send stuff back.” As I said that I touched my letter to the orb and it disappeared. “And there you have it no problem at all.” I said happily. She was stunned and her mouth was wide open. “Can you create other enchantments and spells?”She asked, “Of course I can I just need to know what you want them to do.” I said. She was now grinning from ear to ear.

I sat down and did a couple of quick equations. I went over and handed her one. “Here I want you to use this one on me.” She nodded her head and channeled her magic and then there was a bright flash of magic. “What does it do?” she asked staring at me. “The one you just used on me will tell me when you are trying to use one of my spells and I can decide whether or not to let use it.”I said. She just looked at me grumpily. “It’s for your own safety, now use this final one on me and you might be stunned by what happens.” As she started to channel her magic it told me which of my spells Twilight was trying to use and I canceled it just to show her. Then her magic just fizzled and disappeared. She looked in shock. “I told you I can cancel any of the spells of mine you try to use. Now use it again and I will allow it this time.”

She started to channel again and I allowed it and then there was a bright flash and it was over. She looked at me. “What did that one do?” she asked quickly with a smile on her face. I smirked. “watch.” She was staring at me and not looking anywhere else. Then I pointed down. She looked and started to freak out. We were levitating in the air. “What did it do?” she asked hastily. “You just made me magic Twilight. I can now do what you can do.” Her jaw dropped when I said that. Then she gave me a look like yeah right your lieing.

Then I looked at her. After I sat us back down on the ground. I did a quick equation in my head. “Here I will prove it. Ok all done.” I said laughing. “You didn’t do anything.” She said. “Oh yeah I did but I don’t have to channel like you do it just happens when I want it to.” Then I pointed to what I did she looked and about passed out. “y-y-you gave me wings.” She said hesitantly. “Yep.” I said laughing. She spread them out, and flapped them once. Then she smiled. “Do you want to test them out? But before you do let me wake up Scootaloo.” I woke up Scootaloo and asked her. “Hey do you want to go flying?” she nodded still partly asleep. So I cast a flying spell rather than a wing spell. “Ok all you have to do is think about where you want to go. Here fly into my arms.” I stuck out my arms and she started to levitate and fly towards me. She landed right in my arms. “Ok lets go have some fun.” So we walked out of the house and started to fly all around, and just have fun.

Then we saw Ditzy heading towards the park and flew down to meet her. We landed gently right in front of her. Her jaw dropped when she saw us. She was stunned so I levitated her and Dinky over to me. I hugged Ditzy and put her down. Then I realized she was still stunned so I kissed her and she snapped out of it. “Andrew are you magic?” she asked. “Yeah I am now.” She smiled more “so Dinky do you want to go fly with us?” I asked with a friendly smile on my face. “y-you can make me fly.” She asked kind of scared. “I sure can if it is ok with your mommy. Ditzy don’t worry if she flies to far away from you if she tries she will teleport to you and the spell will be canceled.” She nodded. “Ok let’s go, just think about where you want to fly and you will take off. Oh and if we are flying and she is goes too far away and teleports to you she will levitate in the air till someone grabs her ok. Alright lets go.” So we all took off and just flew around having fun.

We had some lunch and played some more then we went back to Twilights house. Once we got there, there was a letter on the desk twilight looked at it. “For Andrews eyes only it says.” She said, So I went and picked it up and read it. “What does it say?” Twilight asked. “I can’t tell you, but what I can tell you is she will be coming back early, she will be back in three days.”I said smiling. Twilight started to jump up and down once I said that. “So who wants to go to Canterlot for some dinner?” they all stared at me funny when I said that. Little did they know I wasn’t just asking them I was asking the other elements of harmony as well. They all said yeah. “Ok everyone get ready here we go.” I said then there was a bright flash of light.

Everyone was now in Canterlot, Twilight asked, “how did you do that?” I smiled and laughed. “I can teleport anyone wherever I want to.” They all just stared at me. “Ok so where do you all want to go?” “Hold on I got an idea.” I said. Then I started to telepathically talk to the Princess. “Hello Princess Celestia.” I said. “Hello Andrew umm how are you talking to me?” she asked. “I’m using telepathy to talk to you, but I was wondering if you and Spike would like to have dinner with us today then I could send you back to where you are?” I asked. “Andrew Spike and I would love to have dinner with you all tonight.” She said happily. “Ok you and spike get ready and I will bring you here when you are.” While I waited for an answer I said. “You all might want to back up I have a surprise coming. They all stepped back. “Ok Andrew Spike and I are ready.” she said. “Ok here we go.”I said in return.

Then in a bright flash of magic Princess Celestia and Spike were now in front of us. I chuckled as everypony in the area was stunned at the sight. “Welcome back Princess Celestia.” I said down on one knee and my head bowed. The others were still stunned. Then they realized who was in front of them and everypony bowed in her honor. “Oh umm Princess should I invite Princess Luna?” I asked. “If you would be so kind Andrew.” she said in her angelic voice. So I asked Luna if she wanted to come and she did so I summoned her to us all. “Welcome Princess Luna.” I was down on one knee and bowed my head again. Then everypony bowed to her as well.

“So where would everyone like to go? And I’m paying.” So everyone decided we were going to Café la mane. “So would you all rather fly there or Teleport there?” everypony looked at each other and said fly. “Ok wings or levitate?” everypony said levitate even the ones that had wings so I cast the spell on everyone. “So all you have to do is think about where you want to go and you’re off ok.” So everyone took flight. So we all talked on the way there then I started to talk to the Princess telepathically. “Princess I was wondering if you could do something for me after we are done eating.” I asked. “I’m just going to need you with me when I do something.” Then I explained everything I wanted to do and she agreed to help me. “Thank you Princess Celestia.”I said.

Then we got to the restaurant and walked in and waited to be seated which didn’t take long because of the royalty that was with us. Once we were seated and everybody knew what they wanted I asked. “Do you all mind if I try a new spell that I just figured out?” “Andrew are you sure it is safe?” Princess Celestia asked. “Don’t worry princess I can vouch for him he has made six new spell just today in the last eight hours so I wouldn’t worry.” Twilight said. I looked and smiled at her. “Andrew I trust you, you may try your new spell, what must we do?” “Nothing just sit and talk amongst yourselves and I will get what I need.” So while they sat there and talked I read their minds to get their orders. Then when the waiter got back I told him through telepathy what everyone wanted and he walked away to put the order in.

“So Andrew what is the spell you are going to use?”Princess Luna asked. I smiled and said. “I already used the spell, what I did was I read your alls minds to get you orders and then I told them to the waiter telepathically.” Everypony including the Princesses mouths were at a gape. And all I did was laugh. “I must say you all have very fine tastes in food.” I said smiling while they were still in shock. After about three minutes they all snapped out of it. Then I saw Princess Celestia take a sip of her tea. “Oh my that tea is a bit hot.” I smiled and lowered the temperature of the tea for her. “Princess would you mind trying your tea once again?” she smiled and picked it up with her magic and took another sip. “Andrew did you change the temperature of my tea, because it is now perfect.” I smiled and nodded, she then thanked me. Then our food came and everyone enjoyed their meals. Once we were done. Princess Celestia said. “Will everypony please excuse Andrew and I to talk about some private matters?” everyone nodded and Celestia and I walked outside. “Thank you for this and don’t worry I have everything planned out. Do you mind if I also bring some guards along with us.”I asked and she nodded. “Ok are you ready?” she nodded again and we were off.

Celestia some guards and I now stood in front of a house. I nodded to let everyone know to get ready. Then I blew in the door with my magic, everypony inside stood ready to attack but I then canceled all of their magic and held them in place with a telekinetic spell. I walked in and looked around for the one I was there for. Then I found her, it was Scootaloos mom. She had been in this drug house the entire time. I was angry enough to make her literally explode but I controlled myself and thought that it was too easy she needed to be punished for her acts against her own daughter.

Then Celestia herself walked in and over to me. I then summoned the paperwork to adopt Scootaloo. Then I unfroze her she was staring at us scared to death. Then I put the paperwork in front of her to read. She then denied to sign it. I then looked over at Celestia. “You miss have no right to even think about your own daughter leavening her at a house and coming and doing such things here. You will be imprisoned for the rest of your life. Now sign the paperwork!” she said. She still denied to sign it. Then Celestia looked over at me and nodded to do what I needed to get her to sign. I smiled and looked at the pitiful sight that stood before me. This unicorn that had given birth to poor Scootaloo, “This is your last chance sign it now or you will regret it.” I said in an almost demonic tone. She still refused. I then aimed some telepathy at her horn I slowly started to add pressure while holding her head in place to make sure she couldn’t move but I made sure she was still able to speak. As I added more and more pressure the horn started to crack around the base. But she still denied to sign it. Then I got fed up with her and snapped her horn clean off. She screamed in agony. And still denied to sign. I have had enough, I picked her up in the air and started to add pressure all around her but I made sure she could still speak. As I added pressure her nose began to bleed but she still said nothing so I just added more. I could sense her bones ready at anytime to snap like they were twigs. But then she finally gave in and signed the paperwork. Once I made sure it was legit. I fixed everything in her and on her like nothing ever happen. Also being merciful I took away all of her pain and made her forget the agony she went through.

I smiled and I then Teleported them all to the prison. I walked up to Celestia and gave a long sigh of relief. “Thank you again for helping me Princess Celestia.” She nodded and smiled then I teleported us back to the restaurant. And we went back in to enjoy the evening. After being there for hours everypony was tired including myself, so everypony said their goodbyes and I teleported everypony where they wanted to go.

Fluttershy, Scootaloo, and I were now home. I still couldn’t believe I only spent 130 bits there. But I took Scootaloo up to bed and I told her, “I will be back in just a bit I have to do a few things before I  can go to sleep.” She nodded and laid down. I closed the door and went down stairs to talk to Fluttershy. Once I got down there she looked at me and started to stare. I looked back at her and said goodnight. Then I went back up stairs. I was getting ready to lay down but then I felt Twilight trying to use the wing spell on herself. “Twilight why are you trying to use the wing spell?” I asked. “I’m trying to dispel them so I can sleep.” she whined “ok they are gone now go to bed, I dispelled them for you.” I said laughing. “How do you do such long range spells?”She asked. “I will teach you later now go to bed before I put you to sleep where you stand.”I said. “Ok goodnight Andrew.” she said. “Goodnight Twilight”. I said

“Goodnight everyone.” I said and they all said goodnight back. Then Scootaloo snuggled up against me. “Ditzy I hope you have a good day tomorrow at work.” I said “I hope you also have a good day tomorrow Andrew, goodnight and I l…” she cut herself off. “Goodnight and I love you to.”I said happily. I could hear her squeak when I said that. “I love you Andrew.” Then our conversation was over. Then I happily drifted off to sleep with my new daughter beside me and three weird feelings deep within my heart. But I knew what these three feeling were, they were the love that grew inside of me for three special ponys.

To be continued...