YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS AREN'T EVEN WORTH HITTING WITH A HYPER BEAM
Cinder Guard, a general in Celestia's military, is different. How different? Well: she's female, incredibly unprofessional, likes wearing tophats, can't reliably die, always wears red... And is a GARDEVOIR!?
"Y'know, there are things out there that can't be explained. That can't be comprehended, even if you were the smartest person in all the Universe." Gardevoir shook her head, staring at the line of nervous guardsmen. "These demons, no matter how terrifying, are not one of those things. We can understand them, we can kill them, we can study them. No, compared to the one being I've seen... these pathetic blue fuckers are nothing. Now, how about we go out there and KICK SOME DEMON ASS!?"
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5 Chapters:
- YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MAGGOT, HATCHED FROM A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG 2015-05-03 15:18:57 UTC1924
- YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE? YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK A SPINE IF IT HIT YOU IN THE- AAAAAAAGH MY SPINE! 2015-05-06 19:26:55 UTC1428
- YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD 2015-05-19 20:05:02 UTC1240
- GODSPEED, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 2015-05-19 20:05:51 UTC7035
- LESS TALK, MORE FIGHT 2015-06-02 18:57:23 UTC8877