Icefire's Adventure

Ice walked out of her friend’s cottage, and stretched her wings. She shot up high into the altitude, just enjoying the feeling of being up high. She flew to Twilight’s Treehouse, she had a book that Ice wanted. When Ice got there she knocked on the door. She heard from inside “Ugh, who could it be at this hour?” Twilight opened the door and saw it was Ice “Oh, Hi Ice. I was expecting you earlier.” Twilight said with an undertone of annoyance. “Sorry my appointment with Fluttershy took longer than expected.” Ice stated. “What were you talking about that took three hours longer than scheduled?” Twilight asked. “We talked a little of my past.” Ice said shyly. “What part of your past” Twilight asked intrigued Twilight sure is getting a little annoying with these questions, Ice thought. “Parts.” Ice said, That should stop her, It has before. “Oh, I guess I should stop pushing.” Twilight said a little down. “Anyway, ‘Flying High’ is over there, it’s a very interesting choice.” Ice nodded “Yeah thanks I really needed this for what I’m studying.” Ice added with a smile. “Why are you studying this?” Twilight asked with wonder. Twilight shut up! Ice thought to himself. “I thought you were already the highest flyer in Ponyville.” Ice chuckled. “Just trying to protect my title. Thanks, Twi. I’ll see ya later.”
After reading through the book a few times (it was a short book- nopony had ever gotten as high as Ice was planning), Ice grinned to herself. She was ready. “Okay, Ice. You can do this. Let’s go.” Before Ice could even open her wings, Rainbow Dash landed beside her. “Hey! Whatcha doin’?” Ice turned to face her. “Oh, hey. Just trying to fly... high, for lack of a better word.” Rainbow nodded. “Wanna turn this into a competition?” Ice cocked her head. “Explain.” Rainbow grinned. “We try to fly as high and as fast as we can, possibly breaking the sound barrier. If one of us does, the other has to.... we’ll decide that after. You wanna?” Ice grinned wickedly. “Of course.” She got into a ready stance. “Ready?” Rainbow copied her pose. “If you are. Ready... Set..... GO!!” Rainbow shot off, with Ice not even a nose behind her. ‘Come on, girl! You can do this! Faster! FASTER!’ Ice was screaming at herself in her mind. She pulled ahead of Rainbow, a grin on her face. “Come on, Dash! Is that all you got?” Ice pulled ahead a full body length, laughing. She blinked, and when her eyes opened, Rainbow was ahead. “Not even close!” The blue pony called back. “Check this out!” Ice stopped as Dash... broke the sound barrier. She did it. She actually performed a Sonic Rainboom. This was the first time Ice had seen this, so she was in a state of shock. ‘Wow. She’s beautiful....’ ‘Hold up! Where did THAT thought come from?!?’ That grace... Seriously umm me stop that! Stop what? You didn’t think Rainbow was beautiful before. Well you haven’t seen a sonic rainboom until today. You are correct, but that doesn’t make her any more beautiful than before, just... faster. Well do you see the way the sun shone off her mane and body? What about the way her wings moved? What about... How fast she’s going I mean how fast can that be and how is she still flying that fast? Who cares about going fast? Did you see how aerodynamic she is? The way she cuts through the air? The way she’s.... TURNING AROUND AND COMING TOWARDS ME RIGHT NOW. CCRAPPPPP!!!!!!!!! ABANDON THOUGHTS! ABANDON THOUGHTS! Well we did forget to fly for like 20 seconds there while pondering this. FLY, CELESTIA DANG IT. FLAP!!!!!! Dude chill I got this. Ice turned over and saw the ground about 200 feet below her. Your plan is to divebomb?! You’re nuts! Just fly up to her! Don’t risk hurting yourself!! Even if she catches you... I got this just stop bothering me! I am the new female part of your brain. Until you get turned back, you’re stuck with me, dude. I’m not going anywhere. Ice blocked as much as he could of his “sacred” feminine side of his brain. It’s sort of effective.
Rainbow waved her hoof in front of Ice’s face. “Umm, hello? Equestria to Ice? Dude. DUDE! WAKE UP!” Ice jumped, and dropped a few feet. “Ohh, sorry. Zoned out there for a sec.” Ice shook her head. Why, brain? Why did you get another part? Feminine mind comes with a feminine body. Deal with it. Ice grabbed her head with her hoofs. “GAHH!” Rainbow raised a worried eyebrow. “You alright?” Ice nodded. “Yeah, sorry. Just.. have a headache.”
Look into her eyes! Look into her eyes! NO! Yes! NO! Yes! NO! GO BUCK YOURSELF! Don’t you talk to me like that! “SHUT UP!” Ice shouted. “Woah, I wasn’t even talking dude.” Rainbow was startled. Smooth going, idiot. Now you just screwed this whole conversation up! Well maybe I didn’t want this conversation anyway! You know you like Rainbow. Don’t deny it. Why wouldn’t you want a conversation with a pony you like?! That thought is blasphemy! TO THE STAKE WITH YOU! “JUST SHUT UP!” Ice shouted. “GAH!” Ice fought out of Rainbow’s grip and flew as fast away as he could. Step One: Denial. Check. Step Two: Regret. Step Three: Wishing You Were Near Them 24/7. Step Four: Finally Coming To Your Senses and Admitting You Like Said Pony. We should be at step four in a few days. Who are you Twilight?! No. As I said- I am the feminine part of your brain. I know this stuff, dude. Trust me. These are the steps. Want to know something? You’re getting on my nerves and making me look insane in front of my boss! Ohh! Boss and Coworker! Me likey! But, anyway, really. I apologize. If you think this is bad, try being a full-blown mare. Being meant to be a mare. All the time. I’d rather not, anyway I didn’t ask for you but I’m gonna have to get used to you huh? Yes. So, if you wanna land the girl, listen to me! You need to stop making your love stories and please look at it from my point of view. Alright then, Mr. Grouchy Pants. What IS your point of view? I’ve lived my whole life up until this point having no feelings for Rainbow, then you barge in and change everything in my brain making me look insane to my boss, also I just landed this job because Rainbow thought I could handle it and fly high all the time to clear the skies and make it snow. First, I haven’t changed anything. You’ve felt this way, I’m just bringing it to the surface. And dude. If you think you acting like this is crazy, imagine mares having to do this. All the time. I have a feeling you’re mistaking gratefulness for love, I’m grateful to have her take me away from my boring desk job. Also you’re also wrong on another topic regarding love, I used to have a crush on AppleJack. Just wait. You’ll see I’m right soon enough. Until then, I can wait. I know I’m right. And with the AJ thing- keyword was that you HAD a crush. Past-tense. In the past. Not today. Yeah It somehow died down when I turned into a mare because I thought of it as Filly-fooling. So that’s why I had it in the past tense. You don’t now, and now you can accept your true feelings! Of what? Filly-fooling!? Everyone is gonna make fun of us and you call that romance? What the buck is wrong with you? You’re asking for it, dude. If you’re that worried about being a filly-fooler, you wouldn’t even be one! Technically, you’re a stallion! It’s not homosexuality! Plus, THERE IS NOTHING BUCKING WRONG WITH BEING A FILLY-FOOLER, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. PONIES WHO ARE HAVE NO CHOICE- THEY ARE BORN THAT WAY. Love knows no gender, age, race, ethnicity, or anything like that! Jeez, I was thinking a little wrong I do that a lot when I’m frustrated. I-I-I’m sorry. No, I’m sorry for snapping. I shouldn’t have. I apologize. But I’m the one who brought it up in the first place, wait I’m not having this conversation with myself. I guess I accept now that you’re a part of me now and you have a totally different point of view. Apology accepted. Thank you. Watch out! Ice slammed into the side of his cloud house. You okay dude? Happened before. So I think we should like, you know, MOVE! With that Ice removed his head from his wall. Ice opened the door and walked in to go to bed. Night, umm self? You need a name! Ermm.... Just call me.... Snow. Call me Snow. Again, sorry about before. I think I know a Snow, but not a really good friendship, more of an acquaintance. So I guess, night Snow. ‘Night Ice.

While Ice was sleeping something else was happening somewhere else in Ponyville, “Man what’s up with Ice today?” Rainbow thought to herself.