Derp My Life

"Twilight! Were back!"

Derpy yelled as soon as Screwball dragged us in the house, us just sitting on the living room floor.

"Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!Ohmygosh!"

Twilight exclaimed loudly as she quickly ran down the stairs. I blushed as she immediately latched her arms around my head and gave me a big sloppy tongue kiss, Screwball leaving me on the floor, next to a grinning Derpy. I blushed and let Twilight do whatever her heart desired....mostly sucking on my tongue...

"Mhmm! I was so worried! Mhmm!"

Twilight continued playing with my tongue, I could tell leaving her without asking first was bad...

SLCHH!

I took my tongue out of her mouth, Twilight immediately giving me a worried frown.

"What's wrong!? Is it me!? What am I doing wrong!?"

Twilight flipped out, her mane becoming a frizzled mess of purple...

"Nothing's wrong! Your an amazing pony...and I'd be a fool to leave you..."

After I said that statement...Twilight's face immediately brought up to a smile...

"Awww! I love you!"

Twilight shouted as she glomped me, her soft chest rubbing against my face as her arms wrapped around my head.

SQUEE!

I blushed and just sat there as Twilight hugged my head with all her heart, her loving embrace making me feel...at peace...

"Huh...I should ask for hugs more often..."

I thought as Twilight slowly leaned off me, her beautiful smile still gracing me as she trotted to the kitchen.

"Are you hungry? Do you want me to make you something?"

Twilight said to me as she rummaged threw the kitchen pantry...

"Hmm...I wonder...."

I got up from the floor and patted Derpy's soft blonde hair, Derpy replying with a SQUEE!

"No,no, just tell me and I'll make it..."

Twilight said as she gave me a big hug, stalling me from looking threw the pantry.

"I just wanna see if you have all the ingredients..."

Twilight smiled and gave me a quick smooch on the cheek...she was so frisky today....meh....I should leave her alone more often...

Twilight hopped off me and walked out the kitchen...I guess she was just there to make me food....that's nice to know...

All of the crap I found in her pantry is as listed:

-2 unopened loafs of bread
- One big bag of uncooked white rice
- 2 boxes of half eaten cereal
- A jar of Peanut Butter
- A jar of "Granny Smith's Zap Apple Jam"
- One big bag of....what looks like Oregano?

Hmm...no...Oregano isn't this bulky....This has multiple little nugs...it kinda looks like...No...it couldn't be....

"Hey Twilight? What's this big bag of green stuff?"

"Is it in a sealed plastic bag?"

"Yes!"

"Oh, that's some tea Fluttershy gave me. She said it helps with stress...or something...It smells really funny, so I put in a bag..."

Okay Orion....Don't get your hopes up....it could just be a big bag of Valerian Root Tea...Yeah...it's gotta be...

"Oh! Now I remember! It's called Tetrahydrocannabinol...I never use the stuff, but you could make some if you want.."

SQUEE!

I immediately hugged the big bag of green, to my surprise, the clear plastic wrapping kept the bud soft...like a pillow....but...I had to see if it was good stuff....

SHHSH!

I quickly unwrapped the top of the bag, truly, it felt like unwrapping a Christmas present....so much excitement...so much anticipation...

And alas...I finally opened the top, the rich strong smell filling the kitchen in an instant...

"Ewww! It smells like a skunk..."

Derpy cried out from the living room...truly....Fluttershy has some good shit...

"Yeah...that's why I put it in a bag..."

Twilight sighed, I could tell she had no idea what this meant.....

PARTY!

The only problem.... I have to either bake the weed, or put it in tea....

Oh well, both will do!