Derp My Life

"Okay....now......everyone pick a partner.....I call Rainbow Dash...."

Twilight said in a serious tone.....All of us waiting outside the cemetery gates.... a strong windy breeze and a full bright moon... Sounds good!

"I don't want you getting hurt...."

Twilight whispered to me as she walked up and hugged me....

"I'll take Orion...."

Screwball giggled with a smirk on her face....I knew she was planning something..... Luckily..... I'd have front row seats.....

"Umm....You better take Derpy with you also......"

Twilight nervously coughed.......Another "Special" member to the AWESOME CLAN!

"Okay then....

Me and Dash will clear out majority of the zombies.....Let's just hope there's not too many....

While Vinyl and Dr. Whooves will search for Spike......

Oh....and.....Team Awesome.....

You will......go and search the abandoned forest......far away from the cemetery....."

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"What!? But we'll hardly get any zombie killing action!"

"Maybe that's for the best......"

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"Orion.....I love you.....and I'm going to make sure nothing bad happens to you...."

Twilight said as she put her hoof on my shoulder.....smiling up at me as she slowly leaned in closer for a kiss....

MWAH!

Meh.....Only a kiss on the lips......Whatever.....Let's get this boring party started....

"Okay Everpony! Take out your weapons and prepare for battle...."

"C'mon....Let's get walking....."

Screwball said as she smiled up at me....I turn to Derpy.......Also giving me a big beautiful smile....

Which one should I carry...?

"You can carry Derpy for a little.....then it's my turn...."

Screwball seductively sighed as she turned to her left......her tail swaying as she walked into the tall treed forest...

"Huh....I guess we're going for a walk....Come here Derpy!"

SQUEE!

Derpy leaped into my arms ....her arms tightly wrapping around my back as I hugged her....

"Mmhm....I'm still a little sleepy...."

Derpy sighed as she lowered her head down on my right shoulder....she's really warm....

AND SOFT!!

I chuckled to myself as I hugged Derpy tight....Derpy replying with a giggle and a blush...

"Mhmm...Gimme a kiss!"

Derpy randomly exclaimed....of course.....I had to comply....

MMMMNGHM!!! SCHLLLP! SCHLLP! SCHLLLP!

For being a random kiss....it sure did go on for a while...

Depry and I both embraced eachother tightly as Screwball lead the way....

Honestly.....Our mission was just to kill time and walk the forest until Twilight came back to tell us that everything's okay....

But knowing Screwball.....She probably had "other" plans....

"Hmm...Let's stop over here...."

Screwball sighed as she sat down on the grassy floor.....leaning up against a giant oak tree...her legs arched open....

"Hehe....Somepony's wet...."

"Mhmm....More like drenched..."

Screwball giggled back....her fluffy purple tail covering her precum soaked cunt....

"Hmm...You'll have to work for it...."

Screwball seductively giggled as she slowly walked up to me and Derpy.....nuzzling her head against my crotch....

I can tell where this is going.....and ME LIKEY!

"So there's no zombies here....right Screwball?"

"No....It's just you, me, and Derpy....Mhmm....Let's have some fun...."

BOOP!

In an instant....The dark forest was gone.....replaced with bright white walls ...a soft brown rug....and a window view of Equestria.....

"Where the hell are we!?"

I burst out....confused by the big king sized bed,....the single room bathroom.....and the small cramped kitchen....

Holy shit.....it's a hotel room!?

"The Equestria Hotel....what? I wasn't going to fool around on the cold itchy grass...."

Screwball said as she rubbed up against my leg....blushing as I lifted her up and laid her down on the bed....

The cloud white covers seemed to engulf Screwball in the bed....very plush and soft....

"Ooh! I'm gonna go check out the kitchen!"

Derpy giggled as she trotted out the bedroom.....a nice save for me....

"Mmh...Don't worry....there's a drawer filled with muffins....that'll keep her busy..."

MMMHM!

Screwball locked lips with me....her arms.....going a little low....

"Mmmh...Please, feed me....Gimme your sticky hot love!"

I blushed and laid back as Screwball smiled up at me....throwing the covers over my legs....

"Ehem....."

I nervously coughed....The thought of screwing around in a hotel....without reservations...and let alone without even paying....

I don't know....

"Mmmh...you're really tense...you should relax...."

"Maybe some music would help..."

BOOP!

A small chrome radio with silver dials and a large antenna suddenly appeared on the edge of the bed...

DUN! DUN! DUN! RELAX! DON'T DO IT!.... WHEN YOU WANT TO GET TO IT! RELAX! DON'T DO IT! WHEN YOU WANT TO GET TO IT!

"Hmm...I like this song....What about you?"

Screwball giggled as she crawled under the covers....her blushing face still visible....

"Mhmm....I want you to watch it all...."

ZIIIIIIP!

I blushed as Screwball unzipped my pants....my hard "stiffy" rubbing against her warm cheek...

"Oh my....It's so big...Mmhm"

Screwball sighed out as she ran her warm lips against the head....her eyes locked onto mine as she smiled....

MMMHMM....

Screwball moaned as she put her mouth on the head....her tight lips and warm saliva creating massive pleasure up my spine....

"Ohhh...."

I sighed in relief...the hungry pink pony drooling all over my dick....the sticky wet saliva drenching me more and more...

SLLLLCHP...SLLLLCHP....SLLLLCHP...MMMGHM...

Screwball started picking up the pace....sucking the shaft hard while smacking her tongue against the tip....

I couldn't stop my self....

"MMMNGHM....."

Screwball cried out as I let out a few drops of cum...her eyes widening and her cheeks blushing to a bright red...

SLLLLCH.....

A loud sound emitted as Screwball took her mouth off of me.....the sticky mess of white cum and clear saliva trailing off her lips...

"Mmmh.....Tasty....but now it's your turn..."

Screwball giggled as she licked her lips....emerging from the covers.......her soft purple tail brushing up against my face...

"Keep yourself busy....I'll be eating....SLLLCHP! MMMNGHM!!"

I blushed and hugged Screwballs' legs as she began making out with my dick....the sloppy sounds of the hungry pony picking up as her head bobbed left and right...

"Ahem....wow...."

I sighed to myself as I lifted up her tail...the white runny precum drooling out her lips and onto my shirt....

Must......eat......

"Ohhhh! Um.....be careful...."

Screwball cried out as I poked my finger through her pussy...my middle finger submerging deep inside her......farther than I thought....

SLLLLLPP....

Her soaked pussy squished as I brought out my finger....a massive amount of the white sticky precum flowing out....

MMMMNGHM!

I quickly put my mouth on her lips.....chugging down the sweet rich vanilla juice without making a mess....

GULG! GULG! GULG!

The delicious white cream came to a stop.....Screwball waiting for me to start eating her....

"Mhmm...Eat me....I want you to have all of my cum...."

...Well.......I can't say no!

I put my hands on her legs and opened them wider.....her lips opening wider for my tongue....

SLLLLLCH! SLLLLCH! SLLLLCH!

"Ohhh....MMNGHM!! "

Screwball muffled her moans with my dick....her head bouncing up and down.....She's trying to get me to cum.....

Well......

I won't go out that easy!

"MMMMMMHM!!!!"

Screwball loudly exclaimed as I lapped at her G-spot....my tongue nestled tightly between her lips...

GULG! GULG! GULG! GULG!

"Oh.....god....."

I sighed out as Screwball began her attack back.....Deep throating.....

At this point....I knew I couldn't take much more abuse.....I would come any second.....

The only way to win.....was to make her cum first.....

I had to think of a technique or something!?

Meh....whatever....

MMMNGHM.....SLLLCH! SLLLCH...SLLLCH!

"MMNGHM!....Oh.....Eat me harder!"

Screwball cried out....but.....all I was doing was making out with her pussy....

I locked lips with her "lips"....and just licked her walls.....her clit....and constantly lapping at her G-spot.....

Well....whatever I was doing was working....

SLLLCH! SLLLLCH! SLLLLCH!

"Ohhhhh!!!"

As I continued eating....Screwball took my dick out her mouth...I guess it was too much for her...

"Mhmm....Hold on..."

Screwball sighed as she lifter herself up....her pussy unlocking from my lips with a delicious smack sound....

SQUEE!

The mattress squeaked loudly as Screwball sat on her tail...her legs closed.....?

"Mhmm....Come here..."

...

I nervously blushed as I crawled up to her....Screwball staring down at me with a beautiful smile....

"I bet your hungry...."

Screwball giggled as she hugged my head...but....she brought my head up to her chest...

"Go ahead...I don't mind...."

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Okay I guess....

I wrapped my arms around her back and brought my mouth closer to her left teat....

Hmmm....I wonder....

"Ohhh.....Not so rough...."

Screwball moaned loudly as I squeezed both of her nipples....to my surprise....they were both hard....

"Mmm....I'd rather have you suck on them..."

...Okay....

MMNGHM!!

Screwball hugged my head tight...shoving my mouth on her right teat....

GULG! GULG! GULG!

Mmmm.....chocolate milk....

Wait...what?

"Ohh...don't drink so fast....Slow down...."

Screwball sighed....hugging me tighter the more I sucked on her teat.....more creamy chocolate milk flowing out...

"Oh my gosh! There's so many muffins!"

...

Derpy finally came back....with a plate full of muffins....

"No, no, no....."

Derpy said as she walked up to the bed....a disappointed look on her face....

"Orion wants me to feed him...."

MMMNGHM!

Derpy hugged my head and buried it in her chest....her soft breasts rubbing against my face....

....I guess I never noticed it....but....Derpy has bigger breasts than Screwball....huh....that's weird...

MMMNHM....

Derpy sighed out loudly as I put my mouth on her left teat....her arms wrapping around my head tightly...

But....

As I sucked on Derpy....besides the delicious taste of muffins....something else came out...

It tasted....like cream....? Hmm...it was sweet, rich, sugary....I don't know....and I don't care....

GULG! GULG! GULG!

"Mhmm...you can be as rough as you want...."

Derpy said as she smiled down at me....her beautiful blushing smile warming me up....

"No.....Orion wants me to feed him...."

Screwball said with an angry toned voice....

But....Honestly....

I wanted Derpy....

SQUEE!

Derpy and I both hugged eachother tight.....her soft chest and yummy milk being no competition...

I lovez meh Derpy!

"Well then....we'll just have to have a contest on who's better...."

Oh yeah!

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