Black and White

I was laughing my ass off at Nick's attempt to woo the bartender. It left him on his knees, while holding his crotch. "I told you, Nick!" I bellowed. Finally calming down, I sat back on my stool, still chuckling when remembering the moment the bartenders foot slammed into Nick's family jewels.

"Shut the hell up, David." Nick said as he hobbled back to his seat. I was still smirking, but was starting to think he busted him self.

"You alright, Nick? That was one nasty kick." Nick punched me in the arm, but I laughed it off. "Hey, bartender!" I yelled, getting her attention, "Can I get two beers?" with a nod, the bartender grabbed the drinks, placing them on the table. But imagine my surprise when she past me a slip of paper. Looking down, I saw that the paper held numbers, a phone number. looking back up, she gave me a wink before walking off.

"Are you kidding me?" Nick said, pissed off. I broke back into laughter.

After a few minutes, I was calmed down once again and Nick's jewels were no longer in pain. I was half way done with my first bottle, but Nick was already halfway through his second. "Damn dude, you drink beer like there's no tomorrow." I said, marveling at Nick's half empty bottle.

"Yeah, I've drunk a lot more then you have, so don't be surprised." Nick said.

"You only turned 21 last month, how would you have drank that much in so little time?" I asked.

"Don't act like you haven't gone to Rob's parties in high school, David. In fact, I remember a little time when someone tried to grab Eve Donters bo-" But, I cut Nick off before he could complete that humiliating story.

"Yeah, yeah, shut up. I was totally wasted at that party! I didn't even know it happened till you told me the next morning." I yelled/whispered.

"Yeah, anyways, want to have a little contest?" Nick said with a grin.

"Depends, what kind of challenge?" Nick's grin only grew.

} About a hour later {

I was singing my ass off at the moment. I was singing because of how drunk I was. In the past hour, Nick got me to drink 11 shots of hard liquor. Yeah, I was completely shit faced. But, my bitch of a friend, wasn't drunk. See, he decided to put water in his shot glass with out me looking, so each shot he took was only a shot of water, not liquor.

"Having fun there?" Nick asked with a huge grin.

"Hell yeah!" I screeched as I stripped on the bar top. the women's eyes were all on my toned, muscular body. But, there were a few poor male souls watching me in horror.

"Good! Well I'm going out for a smoke, catch you when ya get thrown out by security!" Nick said, while walking out the door.

Due to my drunken state, I yelled back "Sure, see *hick* you!

} 2.5 minutes later {

My face skidded across the ground. Unluckily, my right eye hit a jagged rock, which it cut from my eyebrow to just above my chin line. "And stay out!" a security guard yelled, but before he left, he through my cloths at me, which hit me in the back due to me being face down on the asphalt.

"Well, well, look at the shi-", but stopped short due to him seeing the gash going down my face. "Aw, shit. We need to get you to the hospital." He began to help me up, but I protested.

"No! I'm going *hick* to rip that *hick* guy a new one." I said, wobbling as I stood.

"Nope, don't think so." Nick said as he dragged my ass to his truck. I protested the whole way to the car, but my shit faced-ness allowed Nick to pull me along with ease. He fought me into the car then buckled me in, locked the door and shut it.

He entered the car and buckled himself in before pulling out of the parking lot. When he got on the road, he hit the gas, speeding way past the speed limit. As for me, I was already feeling the effects of blood loss on my half naked body. I was blacking in and out, trying my hardest, despite the alcohol, to stay awake. My attempt was in vain though, as I closed my eyes the final time.

My eyes snapped open but only to find I could not move, but hundreds, no millions of runes ran across my vision. This confused me greatly. They were all written in a language that I couldn't read. "The hell?" I thought, but it echoed through the void I now find myself in.

Before I could begin to understand or try to figure out what was going on, I felt a searing pain in the area I cut my face on. "Wait, how do I remember that. I was completely wasted" I though through the growing pain. I tried to scream in pain but could not. But suddenly the pain stopped, only leaving my gash sore.

The runes suddenly stopped, but with the stop of the runes, so did any light that was in this endless void. When this stopped, my body felt like it was on fire. I tried screaming once again, but like last time, not a sound was made. It felt like my bones were breaking then fixing themselves, but only to break themselves again.

When the unbearable pain stopped, I was able to move, but I couldn't see shit due to the void being pitch black.

In a instant I felt a soft material beneath me. I realized that my eyes were closed, so I open them thinking, "Dip shit.". I was surprised to see I was laying in grass. "When did grass become so comfortable?" I thought out loud. I looked around, but saw only trees. "Did my drunk ass wonder into a forest? No, that doesn't make sense, the closest forest to the bar is about 50 miles away. Where the hell am I?" I thought.

I herd the sound off running water to my side, which reminded me of how parched I was. I tried to stand up, but fell flat on my face. "What's going on!" I shouted to no one in particular. My eyes widened at how loud that actually was. I looked at the grass, but it was completely blown away and the dirt underneath was dug about 6 inches deep.

I tried to stand one more time and was successful, but I was very wobbly and uncomfortable. I took each step very carefully, and eventually made it. I sighed and looked down at the water, but only to jump back in horror. I screamed like a bitch, "OH GOD!". This made the whole stream jump up, like a rock was thrown into it, but the rock was the size of a boulder.

When I looked into the water, I saw a white horse with a black mane and golden eyes. The weirdest thing was that the reflection had a 9 inch horn sticking out of its head.

The water from the stream poured onto me like rain. I didn't notice, due to me having a panic attack. "What's going on!? Why am I a horse!? Why!?!?!?"

After a few breathing exercises, I was out of panic mode, and in thinking mode. "Okay, I need to think. Why did the way I look seem familiar? Looks like my little ... brain is out of ... it."

My realization came quickly, "Oh, you have got to be shitting me. I'm in the My Little freaking pony universe, aren't I?" I looked down to see hooves instead of feet and hands. "Yup, I'm in My Little Pony. Why couldn't I have gone to a Halo universe or Assassin's creed universe?" I sighed in frustration before another realization hit, "Wait, I'm just dreaming. Yeah, I'll wake up if I close my eyes!" I exclaimed.

I closed my eyes for around 30 seconds before reopening them, but to only find myself in the exact same place. "Shit, why isn't it working. Maybe if I punch myself?" I reared back the punch, and let it fly. It connected with my face, but hurt like a bitch. I kept myself from screaming, but just barely.

"Damn that hurt." I said, rubbing my face. "I guess I'm not dreaming, well no point in keeping this in." I took in a huge breath of air the screeched,

"GOD DAMN IT!!!!!"