Equestria? Are you kidding me? Damn it. Here's the story that brought me to Equestria, a rather simple one at that. Drinking. Yes, I am here because I drank on 21st birthday. Yup, bullshit right? It pissed me the hell off at first, but the ponies aren't bad. Don't worry I'm not going to turn into a alicorn that is jumping around spreading love and friendship like a gay prostitute. Oh, did I mention I am a black and white alicorn? Nope, alright. Yeah soo original. Anyways, he goes with the story.