Black and White

As I screamed my words, the entire forest, ground and all, shook at the intensity of my voice. "Jesus, I'm like the Dragonborn." I thought to myself. I also noticed my eye was not bleeding anymore, but a huge scare was running down my face. In all honesty I felt like a badass with that scare.

"I should figure out how to walk and find the My Little Pony dip shit princess.". I stood on all four of my legs, while I was wobbly, I was able to stand. "Well, how about that." I said surprised my first attempt worked so well.

I took a step, and didn't fall on my face. I took a few more steps, and before I knew it I was running around like a Olympian. Looking towards the surrounding trees, I picked a direction and marched off, hoping I come across a town or village. "I'm curious, am able to do magic?.

Shrugging my shoulders, I said, "Lightning", but nothing happened. "Okay, scratch lightning. Can I levitate stuff? I asked myself. I looked at a nearby rock, and focused on it. I imagined levitating it, which to my surprise was coated in a dark grey aura. Looking up at my horn, it was also doing the same thing.

"Interesting." I imagined it going up, which it did, but it went sailing thousands of feet in the air, to the point in which I couldn't see it. I decided to wait and see how long it will take for it to come down, which took about 10 minutes. Ether My Little Pony has shit gravity, or I am just that badass. Also, during my wait I stretched out my body, which led to me finding out I have wings.

"I wonder how hard it is to use this things? I probably should try, but don't want to go up but not know how to come back down.. I decided. Sticking to my hooves, I marched through the forest, spotting wildlife here and there, but nothing grand.

After a hour of walking, I found myself in a clearing. It was about 15 meters in diameter and had a small hill in the center. "Good, my feet, er hooves are killing me." I thought. "Man, I can wait till the lovey dovey princess of whatever this place is called to send me home, so I can give Nick what for." I said annoyed...

My eyes snapped open, due to the sound of 3 young female screams. "The hell is all the racket about?" I thought as I looked in the direction of the screams. My eyes widened, due to seeing a big ass 3 headed lizard chasing after 3 fouls.

One of the fouls was orange and had rugged, purple hair. it also had wings, but they were extremely small compared to mine. The second foul was cream colored with red hair and a bow in its hair, lending me to believe it is female, unless its a gay prostitute. The last was white with a pink and purple mane. It also had a small horn coming out of its head.

The worst part was they were heading strait towards me. "Nope!" I screeched in my head, while standing up. I turned to run, but one of the fouls yelled "Help us!". I should just run, but something in the back of my head was nagging at me to help the fouls. "Aw, screw it." I thought, turning towards the 3 headed lizard and fleeing fouls.

"Over here!" I yelled. The fouls made a bee line for me. "Okay, how am I going to do this? I could try to buck it like a actual horse, but that wouldn't do shit to it. Its the best I got. I decided.

The hydra was only a few metes behind the fouls and gaining. When the fouls ran past me, time slowed to almost a stand still. I swiveled around, getting ready to buck the lizard. As I reared my legs back, I felt a electrical current or lightning traveling from my horn to my hind hooves.

The lizard brought its head down, trying to bite me. Big mistake. When my hooves connected, dark grey electric shot out in a ring around the area my hooves made contact. The sickening sound of breaking bone filled the air as the 3 headed lizard shot back, breaking the sound barrier.

Time began to flow normal again, but when I turned my head, I saw a big ass 3 headed lizard flying backwards towards the edge of the clearing. The lizard broke and snapped the trees like twigs as it flew backwards. Finally, the lizard stopped by crashing into something stone, because thousands of pebbles shot up in the air were the lizard stopped.

Only one thought was on my mind, "BADASS". After marveling at my handiwork, I turned towards the 3, awestruck fouls. "Hey, you alright?" I asked the fouls

They all screamed, then tackled me to the ground, hugging and thanking me. "Yeah, yeah your welcome. Um, can ya get off now?" I questioned. All there blushed, at least I think they did, and hopped off of me. I also noticed they were extremely small. they only came to just under the half way point on my front legs. "Thanks. What's your guy's names?"

"I'm Apple Bloom, Mister!" said the cream colored one. "I live with ma big sister at the apple orchard!"

"I'm Sweetie Bell, and I live with my big sister Rarity." Sweetie Bell said.

"And I'm Scootaloo, now third most awesome pony ever!" Scootaloo said.

"Okay, um, do any of you know a way to a town, or anything, because I'm lost. Oh, by the way, I'm David." I asked. All three smiled and waved there hooves for me to follow.

"Mr. David?" Apple Bloom asked. I turned towards her as we walked. "I thought there were only 4 alicorns, not 5?" I thought for a second before shrugging my equine shoulders.

"Hey, Scootaloo, who are the first and second most awesome ponies?" I asked out of curiosity.

"Rainbow Dash is the most awesome, of course." I raised a eyebrow, wait no, don't have eyebrows, aw screw it. "Wait, you don't know who Rainbow Dash is?" I shook my head no. "You must live far away to of not herd of her, anyways, the second is you. You beat a hydra. That's awesome!"

"A hydra? Nick will get a kick out of that." I thought. After a few more minutes of walking, the three fillies and myself reached the end of the forest. My sight was meet with a huge field of trees, all bearing apples. "This must be the apple orchard Apple Bloom was talking about..

I looked over at the sun, but it was lowering at a impressive speed. This confused the hell out of me, but I remembered this is a TV show meant for 6 year old girls. "Wait, that means I'm now a girls play thing. Oh God, kill me now.. I looked at the other horizon, and the moon was now rising. "I swear, when I get out of this place I'm not going to have my sanity. Who know, maybe I'll turn into the next Jeff the killer. I thought in a sarcastic tone.

We walked and walked and- you get the idea. It took us hour and a half to reach Apple Blooms damn house. There was a orange pony with a blond mane standing on the porch with a lantern in her mouth. "Applejack!" Apple Bloom yelled.

"Apple Bloom!" this "Applejack" yelled/growled. "Someone's in trouble." I thought. Apple Bloom's ears flattened against her head, and she hid behind me. The orange pony halted in front of me saying "Who in tarnation are you?" she asked me.

"I'm David. Is Apple Bloom you sister?" She nodded her head. "Okay, well you should know that these three," I looked at the 3 fillies behind me, "-were being chased by a hydra in the forest over there." I turned sideways and pointed a hoof towards the tree line, which I could hardly see from were I was.

I herd a gasp from my side, I turned to see a wide eyed Applejack. Her eyes kept switching from my wings to my horn. "You alright there?" I asked, slightly worried.

She shook her head, then said, "Ya partner, its just that I don't usually see a alicorn that I don't already know." She stated, still dumbstruck.

I was about to ask were the closest town was, but my stomach growled like a lion. "Um, do you happen to have anything to eat, I'm quite starving." I asked politely.

"Sure, partner. Ma granny will cook ya up somethin'." she said with a smile. She motioned for me to follow her, which I did with eagerness.

Inside the house was a kitchen, a family room, and a set of stares going up. "Take a seat at the table, and ma granny will cook ya up somethin'. Oh, before I forget, thanks for savin' those fillies hides." I smiled and nodded. I took a seat at the table and waited for the meal to start.

} 35 minutes later {

"My God that was the best food I have ever tasted!" I yelled in my head. During the dinner I meet Mac, or Big Mac. I call him Mac, because he only comes to the center of my chest. I also meet Granny Smith, Applejack's grandmother. She was nice and her food was the bomb.

I was slouching in my chair, rubbing my stomach. "Thanks, that was the best meal I've ever had." I said.

"Think nothin' of it, you saved Apple Bloom. Its the least we can do." Applejack said with a smile. I smiled back, but yawned loudly. "Someone's tired, why don't you take the spare room on the end of the hall up stares."

"If you insist." I said, standing up on my hooves. "Thanks again." I said, climbing the stares. The room was fairly easy to find. I was barely able to fit in the bed, but it will do.

I closed my eyes and drifted of into slumber...