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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the Princessesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too plus Flash Sentry! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures in Equestria! This will be tagged slice of life though because it's mostly slice of life except when it's not.
I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!
Most of the time at least
Also, he's dating Applejack.
Cover art by me.
NOTE: The mods decided they had had enough of the chicanery, and unpublished this. I'm reuploading it a few chapters at a time, with all the meta and simply too-crackficky stuff cordoned off in little boxes.
Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.
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161 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Applejack and the Large Number of Apples 2015-05-27 12:33:12 UTC857
- Chapter 2: Cadance and the Concept of Polyamory, and Also Some Stuff About Genetics 2015-05-27 12:56:13 UTC304
- Chapter 3: Super Trampoline and the Idiosyncrasies of Prench horn 2015-05-27 13:26:33 UTC250
- Chapter 4: Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen: A Hydra Fights Corruption Charges as a Batpony Fights Mary Sue Charges 2015-05-29 18:00:14 UTC488
- Chapter 5: Angle Bunny is Acute Rabbit 2015-05-31 20:34:31 UTC143
- Chapter 6: It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy 2015-06-07 18:14:42 UTC396
- Chapter 7: Trixie Must Face the Realities of Her Place In Life 2015-06-11 21:11:12 UTC494
- Chapter 7.5: A gift for Estee 2015-06-16 20:47:48 UTC279
- Chapter 8: Rise of Shining Armor's Food Cart Empire 2015-06-16 20:47:40 UTC228
- Special Guest Author Protopony350: Super Tramampoline gets spied on by a lesser pony who also wishes to put an end to Friday forever 2015-06-19 22:47:15 UTC130
- Chapter 9: Even Ponies As Awesome As Me Get Depressed Sometimes. 2015-06-21 00:41:16 UTC
- Chapter 10: You Better Believe I've Got Trix Up My Sleeves, Except I Don't Have Sleeves. 2015-07-02 03:28:28 UTC
- Chapter 11: Darn Luna, You Scary! 2015-11-04 23:43:37 UTC
- Chapter 14: I Did the Thing Samurai Jack Wanted To Do But Never Could 2016-07-22 00:30:48 UTC
- Chapter 15: Ain't No Rest For the Lazy 2016-08-01 21:51:16 UTC
- Chapter 18: MEANWHILE... 2016-08-18 07:59:14 UTC
- Chapter 19: WHEANMILE... 2016-08-21 23:07:12 UTC
- Chapter 20: WHILEMEAN... 2016-08-21 23:07:04 UTC
- Chapter 21: Something Happens and I'm Head Over Heels 2016-08-30 21:29:12 UTC
- Chapter 24: Applejack Bakes Bread 2016-09-08 07:58:10 UTC
- Chapter 25: Applejack Faces Her Insecurities 2016-09-10 22:00:23 UTC
- Chapter 26.1 2016-10-05 07:10:43 UTC
- Seeing someone treated respectfully by a parent left your character with a sense of respect. An act of dishonesty on the part of a mentor left your character feeling resentful and made your character decide to get even. Your character had many friends g 2016-10-08 16:53:30 UTC
- The Freedom Fighter 2016-10-20 18:42:36 UTC
- If you don't Vote, downvote 2016-11-08 20:10:03 UTC
- Chapter Twenty Eight: In Which Rainbow Dash is Sick and Applejack Bakes Pie 2017-09-27 06:53:19 UTC
- Chapter 29: The Return of Florgishmontumeridaph 2017-10-29 04:14:11 UTC
- Chapter 30: Sunset Cuddles 2017-12-27 09:48:53 UTC
- Beginning of the Black and Red Alicorn OC Arc: Chapter 31: The Beginning of a Plot 2018-02-22 02:50:56 UTC
- Chapter 32: Back to the Past 2018-04-01 02:34:32 UTC
- Chapter 33: A Leave of Our Previous Plot To Talk About Gardening 2018-04-09 18:50:41 UTC
- Chapter 34: Applejack's Eyebrows 2018-04-16 18:34:58 UTC
- Chapter 35: The Rainforest 2018-04-19 21:38:28 UTC
- Chapter Thirty Six: And Also The Major Antagonists. 2018-04-29 19:15:00 UTC
- Chapter 37: The OCs That Time Forgot 2018-05-15 17:05:26 UTC
- Chapter 38: The Elder 2018-05-16 23:31:33 UTC
- Chapter 39: Meanwhile Back at the Farm 2018-05-20 00:34:25 UTC
- Chapter 40: The Attack 2018-05-21 01:49:23 UTC
- Chapter 41: The Escape 2018-05-21 15:50:23 UTC
- Chapter 42: The Jungle Part 1 2018-05-24 04:21:26 UTC
- Chapter 43: The Jungle Part 2 2018-05-28 05:08:50 UTC
- Chapter 44: The Temple Part 1 2018-05-28 20:45:17 UTC
- Chapter 45: The Temple Part 2 2018-05-31 23:02:28 UTC
- Chapter 46: The Temple Part 3 2018-06-04 19:13:39 UTC
- Chapter 47: Meanwhile, a Story About Cadance and Shining Armor and Coffee Creamer 2018-06-15 23:29:09 UTC
- Chapter 48: Back to the Battle 2018-07-27 20:16:40 UTC
- Chapter 49: Meanwhile, a Story About Trixie 2018-07-28 19:33:52 UTC
- I Just Realized That There is Nothing Stopping Me From Updating This Story. 2019-09-19 10:59:58 UTC
- Oh God, There is Nothing Stopping Me From Writing Literally ANYTHING I Want Here (As Long as It is Rated “Everyone”)! 2019-10-12 21:00:17 UTC
- My Friend's Unamed OC Likes Broccoli 2019-10-21 08:22:11 UTC
- A Short Chapter With Princess Ember 2019-11-09 22:47:19 UTC
- Batponies Love Mangos 2019-12-15 00:16:04 UTC
- Poop 2019-12-17 07:46:17 UTC
- Not a Good Day 2019-12-19 03:07:55 UTC
- Just For Fun, I Wrote This Chapter With the Help of a Neural Network. 2019-12-19 22:53:22 UTC
- The Shortest Chapter of This Story 2019-12-21 18:04:36 UTC
- Starlight Glimmer Introduces a Bit of Plot to This Whole Mess 2019-12-26 21:24:36 UTC
- New Year, New Traditions 2020-01-02 07:44:23 UTC
- You're Probably Wondering Why I've Gathered You All Here Today 2020-01-03 03:20:44 UTC
- Use 60 to insert the chapter number dynamically 2020-01-04 07:58:02 UTC
- Super Trampoline Takes a Nap 2020-01-05 02:29:53 UTC
- Super Trampoline Makes a Pun 2020-01-06 07:33:13 UTC
- Announcement: 2020-01-07 22:32:19 UTC
- 646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464646464 2020-01-08 03:07:49 UTC
- 1711,486 681 3,573 Edit Publish 1 Formatting Chapter Title Use 65 to insert the chapter number dynamically. You can also add a number to the value such as 67 FILE FORMAT HELP Sp 2020-01-09 04:21:06 UTC
- Applejack 2020-01-13 00:09:32 UTC
- Oops 2020-01-23 09:23:11 UTC
- Does Saying Rainbow Dash is Hot Bump the Rating of This From Everyone to Teen? I Hope Not, Because Rainbow Dash is Hot. 2020-01-24 07:36:59 UTC
- Depression 2020-01-27 08:23:20 UTC
- Oh 2020-02-17 19:59:36 UTC
- Remember that K-Pop Song, Gee Gee Gee Gee Baby Baby? 2020-02-21 09:35:06 UTC
- As Rarity Would Say, I love Being Covered in Maud! 2020-03-08 16:20:51 UTC
- The Party Part 1 2020-03-15 07:02:45 UTC
- The Quest, Part 1 2020-03-16 04:53:57 UTC
- The Talk Part 1 2020-03-28 19:57:54 UTC
- The Ponk Part 1 2020-03-31 03:44:34 UTC
- The Bonk Part 1 2020-03-31 19:47:01 UTC
- Chapter 78: The Talk 2020-04-09 04:06:03 UTC
- This Story is (For) Now Exactly 15,000 Words Long! 2020-04-11 00:26:05 UTC
- Chapter 79: New Horizons 2020-04-15 00:41:54 UTC
- Now For a Birthday Chapter!!! 2020-04-20 04:02:38 UTC
- "Crushed By Foals" by the dobermans: Guest Author Week Day 1 2020-04-20 22:26:08 UTC
- “Infrastructure Week for My Infinite Marefriends (a.k.a. The Ride Literally Never Ends)” by Jay Bear v2: Guest Author Week Day 2 2020-04-22 01:31:12 UTC
- "Bumblebeau Takes the Cake" by Bumblebeau: Guest Author Week Day 3 2020-04-29 20:28:35 UTC
- Taking a Break From Guest Author Week Because Not That Many People Actually Submitted Guest Chapters 2020-05-06 20:36:49 UTC
- Chapter 86: From Ladle to Grave 2020-05-12 07:20:38 UTC
- Chapter 87 Haha this is very clearly fiction and not at all based on what has actually been happening in my life over the last three days! Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 2020-06-06 05:20:51 UTC
- 87 chapter 2020-07-09 21:26:38 UTC
- Tanka Week Day 1 2020-08-04 20:53:39 UTC
- Tanka Day 2 2020-08-15 06:23:09 UTC
- Celestia Tanka 2020-08-16 05:40:06 UTC
- Trenderhoof Tanka 2020-08-17 19:57:32 UTC
- Ruby Pinch Tanka 2020-08-19 05:51:34 UTC
- Shining Amor Tanka 2020-08-19 18:13:04 UTC
- bIG mAC tANKA 2020-08-20 20:58:27 UTC
- Twilight drops a truth Tsar-Bomba 2020-08-21 18:18:09 UTC
- Cuddles 2020-08-22 10:04:54 UTC
- Chapter 989898989898 2020-08-25 00:29:58 UTC
- Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee by Glaze and The Living Tombstone Tanka 2020-08-27 07:26:48 UTC
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- Oh Snap this must be the Hundredth Chapter! Because I used % i % to insert the chapter number dynamically and the result is: 101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101101 2021-05-01 22:24:28 UTC
- Chapter 102: I Cleaned My Room! 2021-05-02 13:16:57 UTC
- Listen to Tower of Babel by Elton Bon 2021-06-21 01:08:20 UTC
- This Chapter Contains a Slightly Strange Picture of Two Sandwiches I Made Today and Also a List of the Ingredients Contained Within Each Sandwich. Oh, and Also a Pizza Recommendation. 2021-06-22 11:29:18 UTC
- Big Mac and I Make Out. Also, I'm Sad No One Commented On My Sandwiches :((( 2021-06-23 01:21:51 UTC
- I hang out with Purple Smart 2021-06-30 16:01:19 UTC
- Help I'm Stuck in a Very Short Chapter! 2021-07-08 01:24:14 UTC
- Follow & Support Us Support us PATREON Chat! DISCORD Follow us TWITTER MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2020 Hasbro Inc.® Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.® 2021-08-13 06:10:12 UTC
- Dawn of a New Era 2021-10-12 03:30:59 UTC
- Hello, my name is Bryan, and I would like to apply for this opportunity. I am confident and outgoing, have a flexible schedule, am easy to work with, have a reliable car, and am vaccinated. My email is bchandleremail@gmail.com, my phone number is (714) 49 2021-10-13 02:29:41 UTC
- This chapter is kinda weird even by the standards of this story, but also one of the few chapters that doesn't include an increasingly dumb joke about making out. 2021-11-19 02:27:37 UTC
- I'm a ballistics expert. And I'm a PC! 2021-11-21 04:03:55 UTC
- Chapter 113: Tanka Week 2: Tanka Harder: Electric Scootaloo 2021-11-22 07:09:22 UTC
- Chapter 114: Tank Tanka 2021-11-24 01:15:35 UTC
- Chapter 420,69: Celestia's Tonka Truck-Sized Badonka Tanka which does not feature the appearance of Ivanka or Sri Lanka 2021-11-24 22:04:03 UTC
- Thanksgiving Tanka, Ostensibly, But Really More About the Fleeting Nature of Youth, Featuring Pinkie Pie 2021-11-25 20:52:35 UTC
- Can't sleep tanka 2021-11-26 13:43:36 UTC
- Chapter 69,000,000,000,118: Finally an Actual Tanka: Making Out Tanka 2021-11-28 00:54:26 UTC
- Chapter 119: Nap Tanka 2021-11-29 02:09:57 UTC
- Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Tanka 2021-11-30 23:54:45 UTC
- Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 121: Chapter 2021-12-01 10:37:06 UTC
- Chapter 122: It Begins 2021-12-02 13:23:21 UTC
- USe 123 To iNSert thE chaPTEr NumBER dynaMIcalLy 2021-12-05 08:55:42 UTC
- One time I told Sibsy she look like a female Steve Perry and she got mildly annoyed 2021-12-06 11:27:31 UTC
- Prin124cess CELECECEcestia %i-i% Farts a Lot %i-420% 125P125r125i125n125c125e125ss 125Celestia 125F125a125r125t125s125 125a125 125l125o125t. 2021-12-07 03:26:31 UTC
- Ponka Tanka 2021-12-07 21:55:08 UTC
- I wrote this chapter while on the clock at work because I'm a bad boy like sprout except with massively less racism and homoerotic tension with hitch 2021-12-09 12:19:01 UTC
- not bad. fugues are hard. i like that unexpected modulation around 1:00 and the passage which ensconces it. i would have liked more suspended notes, more variation of rhythm, more syncopation, a little more airspace, and personally i would prefer more var 2021-12-10 01:06:57 UTC
- While attempting to write a chapter, Super Trampoline has an epiphany about glasses and his pony design 2021-12-10 21:38:44 UTC
- Super Trampoline Gives Two Cheese Recommendations: BellaVitano Merlot and Ricotta || Also I make fun of bronies a bit 2021-12-12 10:27:42 UTC
- Chapter something or other, a PSA about Skin Cancer and my Poor Spelling Abilities 2021-12-13 07:03:20 UTC
- Chapter 132: I Accidentally Turned Myself Invisible, so this Chapter might be kind of difficult to read. 2021-12-14 01:20:13 UTC
- Title stories blogs new chapter add new chapter followers following chapter number dynamically 2021-12-15 15:04:20 UTC
- THIS CHAPTER INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK 2021-12-21 11:04:26 UTC
- HERP DERP CHIRP CHIRP 2021-12-24 08:06:25 UTC
- talking about drugs, which you should not do. 2022-01-10 03:41:37 UTC
- 🅱️ionicle 2022-01-25 09:11:58 UTC
- Sunny Starscout joins the cast 2022-02-01 12:28:48 UTC
- Chapter 139: Pipp sort of joins the party. Go follow Culture Slate on Twitter, Youtube, Facebook etc. I'm writing this on one of their computers lol 2022-02-02 10:06:12 UTC
- chapter 140: Trixie explains a dumb prank she wants to pull on Twilight with my assistance to me. ALTERNATIVE TITLE: You better believe, I've got asides, diversions, and tangents up my sleeve. 2022-02-05 19:07:26 UTC
- Trixie has Bofa 2022-02-22 19:45:28 UTC
- Princess Zipp is gay 2022-04-05 11:38:32 UTC
- A Pony Looks at 30 (Post Birthday Chapter) 2022-04-21 02:23:28 UTC
- Zoom Calls and Mary Sues 2022-05-19 19:01:17 UTC
- What about dis cord EMM Preggggganteyyyyyy 2022-06-28 05:55:23 UTC
- Chapter 146 : Shoresy 2022-07-19 21:47:11 UTC
- Twilight Gets Wasted at the Grand Galloping Gala and acts scandalous 2022-07-21 10:42:50 UTC
- Pisscord 2022-07-24 04:40:19 UTC
- Florgishmontumeridaph returns and I take my mental health somewhat seriously 2022-07-29 08:17:33 UTC
- Flanderizer? I hardly know 'er! 2022-08-27 07:52:49 UTC
- Chapter 52: Skittles, with apologies to Bookplayer 2022-09-13 12:05:34 UTC
- Chapter 152 Chapter 152You're invited! Shooting Stargazing gang gang! When: tonight, 9pm-ish to 1am-ish, depending on when people are free and have to head home. Lots of carpooling options. Where: Desert northeast of LA, Somewhere near intersecti 2022-12-15 19:09:44 UTC
- Well yeah well you're funny looking too I'm a kitty friend or you're even bigger cutie pie you're the cutie pie is yep no I'm not I refuse to be quiet I shall tell the world how cute you are holding okay I need Jesus Take Me to Ch 2023-02-08 07:45:05 UTC
- Interlude: Meanwhile in the human world: Did you know that I have a girlfriend in real life who is a Pega sister 2023-06-08 21:02:54 UTC
- Applejack and the Absurdity of Equestrian Foreign Policy 2023-09-10 10:24:36 UTC
- Chapter oroboros 2023-11-01 21:52:39 UTC
- Chapter 157: Applejack and the absurdity of going back jack and doing it again aka stop me if you've heard this one AKA there are differences I promise 2023-11-03 08:23:19 UTC
- Chapter 158: Harbor Neight Tools 2023-11-08 14:43:09 UTC
- Chapter Florida Hilbert Hotel 2023-11-24 12:52:28 UTC
- ChatGPTer 42069: Computer attempts to steal my job 2024-04-16 21:25:24 UTC
- Chapter 42069: Be Gay; Do Crime 2024-06-02 07:21:58 UTC