Non-special Adventure In Equestria, Wait, WHERE?!

"Why is this place a thing?" I asked, confused at seeing this sign's name.

Welcome to Loveville!

"What the fuck is Loveville? Whatever it is, I should go see it's residents and see what the heck this place is," I told myself, determined to get this confusion gone.

Oh hey. Didn't see you there. Want to know who I am? I'll tell you one thing, I ain't a fucking green face with a black suit that has a red bowtie and a question mark for a face. What is that? That is called an Anonymous person. Yeah, That's not me.

No, who I am is someone way more non-special then that species of people. I am a man named Chris, who just winded up in front of a new world after an annoying problem that happened for no reason whatsoever.

"All right....Loveville it is..." I said, in complete confusion.

So, I started walking forward to go and find civilization when this man just ran into me and started speaking nonsense to me.

"Dude! Run! Ponies are freaking everywhere! And....Oh wait, this world is made of humans and Ponies....I'm an idiot," The guy said, face-palming.

I rose an eyebrow.

"Ponies?" I asked myself.

"Where the frick am I?" I mused to myself quietly.

Then the guy started talking to me about how Equestria and supposedly Earth made a Peace Treaty and have been made all together in one co-hesive unit for one world, which I called bullshite really.

Anyways, I asked this man his name and his smiled at me with a toothy grin. Wrap that around your head.

"My name is Owain! Welcome to....Loveville!" He said, trailing off for a second.

"Why is this place called Loveville?" I asked.

"Because everyone and Everypony in this country are couples! ....Well, they should be," He mused sadly.

"Why aren't they?" I asked confusedly.

"Well, it seems all the humans don't want to be with 7 ft tall mares that have naked tops and are beautiful and adorable to top with, and I really don't know why," He said, making me think about what the hell is up with this place.

"Naked? 7 ft tall? Mares? W-wh- I don't understand nothing," I said, throwing up my arms in frustration with a groan.

"Good, You're not supposed to....because nothing makes sense here," Owain said, making me start to think that he doesn't even have a mind.

"I am leaving...." I said, getting up and slowly walking away from this man then out-right sprinted away from him.

"HAVE A GOOD DAY YO!" He yelled to me in a happy manner, which I didn't understand why.

I kept running, I wasn't stopping for nothing, till I looked behind me to see if he was chasing me....which was a bad mistake. For right at that moment, I ran into someone that just had to be running as well, and......we tumbled and rolled and....ended up in a precarious position.

My eyes were spinning and I was dizzy, couldn't figure out who was under me....till I had my vision cleared up after blinking a few times. And I swear you not, this........girl, that was under me was blushing really hard and hiding under her mane....and I didn't understand why.

I was gonna ask who she was, till she 'meeped!" Adorably, which made my heart almost clutch into her adorableness. Almost, don't judge me...A shy girl isn't really that perfect anyways.

Before I could get a word out, I was then tackled. Again. By a blue girl instead, who had a really furious look on her face when I was under her. She looked mad, and she had steam coming out of her nostrils.

"You mad?" I asked.

She growled.

"Yeah, you mad," I affirmed, nodding my head.

"SHUT IT YOU!" She yelled at me loudly.

I put my finger in my ear.

"Want to be any louder? Almost busted my ear drums," I snided annoyingly.

She then tried to take a swing at me, which I dodged by just moving my head a little to the left...pretty fast punch though. But, it isn't that complicated to dodge, but if you're confused....probably.

I saw that bright yellow girl from earlier get up, and that's....when I noticed the height difference between me and this blue girl. That yellow girl was effing tall man! I mea holy shizzle she was tall! Almost as tall as that.........I can't really say how tally releated she is, Sorry. I have my mind focused on dodging this crazy girl's fist! JESUS! Is she trying to kill me or something!?

"PLEASE STOP! I JUST GOT HERE! I DON'T WANT NONE OF IT!" I yelled out, pleading for this girl to stop punching me.

She didn't stop, all that she did was punch a tree that was beside us and put a hole in it......which made me almost shit my pants by the way. But it didn't stop me from peeing my pants, yeesh. Gonna need to get these clean later.....Oh, she's letting me go, Why?

"Rainbow Dash! That is not nice!" The yellow pony scolded the blue pony.

So the blue pony is Rainbow Dash? Huh.....has that rainbow color must have a hard on for this girl.....

"Sorry Fluttershy! I just saw this man on you and I thought he was taking advantage of you!" Rainbow les said, trying to make excuses to hurt me.

Her friend, Fluttershy made a tch noise and moved her head left and right disapprovingly.

"He didn't know where I was! He was just running and he accidentally ran into my back! Now apologize to him!" Flutterquiet said, standing up to me.

Anyone has a reason why she is standing up for me? Cause I don't.....

Her friend Rainbow Les groaned.

She turned to me with an apologetic look, even tough she didn't really show it honestly.

"I am sorry for thinking that you were taking advantage of my friend........" She trails off.

"What's your name again?" She asked, confusedly.

I got up and dusted myself off and looked her in the.......the hell? My 6 ft height is nothing to this girl! HOLY SHIT! My height only comes up to their necks! That is effing tall! I just need to look up, cause if I don't.....I will get punched in the face.

I looked up at the girl sheepishly.

"My name is Christopher, but you can just call me Chris," I explained her nicely.

This...girl snickered at me and said, "Nice to meet you Chris, Also...again I am sorry for mistaking everything," She said, swiping her hand over her neck.

I grew a confused stare off of this.

"Uh......no problems needed?" I said, accepting her apology in confusion.

The flutter quiet girl giggled adorably, while the lesb one glared at me.

"Yeah....no problems," She said, gritting her teeth together.

I blinked, and the yellow girl slowly trotted up to me with her two forehooves and shyly smiled.

"I am sorry for running into you ma'am. I was running away from someone that was insane," I joked sarcastically.

"Um...my name is.....Fluttershy," She said so quietly that I even heard a cricket over her introduction.

I blinked confusedly.

"Flutterwhuh?" I said, putting my thinking posture on.

The blue one started holding her breath in, not trying to laugh and I don't really know why.

"It's..." She trailed off and sighed quietly.

"It's Fluttershy," She said, quietly but easily to hear.

Then I understood.....not really.

"Flutterfly?" I asked.

She face-hooved quietly, while the blue one started laughing out loud.

"Oh my Celestia! My sides!" The lesbi one said, laughing her guts out.

"It's FLUTTERSHY!" She quietly yelled.

"Oh! Fluttershy?" I said, making sure that's her name.

She nodded shyly.

"Ok, Nice to meet you Flutterhigh," I said, joking around now.

The blue one, (I'm not saying her name because I don't like her after what she did to me) started laughing like a riot.

"OH MAN! YOU ARE SO HILARIOUS!" She said, Laughing almost as hard as she can to start getting the hiccups.

"It's nice to meet you to......Christy," Fluttershy said, making a *squee* sound.

"Aw snap! We got a funny girl ova here!" I said, starting to chuckle at the little joke that she made. But that squee sound, really annoying.

I shook her hand, and she giggled quietly....again.

Is this girl trying to hook up with me or something? I don't even like her, I just think she's funny.

The blue one is still laughing, it's starting to get on my nerves.

Fluttershy looked at her friend and said, "Rainbow Dash! Why don't we introduce Chris to our other friends?" She asked her shyly.

Rainbow gasped, "OH MY GOSH! That's such a good idea Fluttershy! They are gonna like him!" She said, snickering.

She...flew up to me, which made me have a mind-fuck for minute.

"Come on Chris! You should come meet our other friend's! You're going to love them!" She exclaimed joyously.

"Ooookkkaayyy?" I said, with uncertainty in my words.

Before I could ask what her friend's name' were, she grabbed me under my chest and hauled me on her back.

"Wha-?" I was cut off from my question for Rainbow started flying....with me on her back.

"HERE WE GO!" She yelled, almost flying at mach 7 speed.

I screamed loudly, almost like a little girl.....ok. I give, I did scream like a little girl....don't judge me.

"Oh boy...I wonder how life is gonna be like now that he is in the new and improved Ponyville? I can't wait!' Fluttershy said in anticipation.

She did a little bounce and made a happy sound. After that, she started slowly flying after me and Rainbow.

I couldn't think of anything to say except one thing.

"THIS IS STILL NOT SPECIAL! OH MY GOD......I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP!" I yelled, scared for my life all of the above.

"YOU BETTER NOT THROW UP ON MY WINGS OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA THAT I WILL DROP YOU!" Rainbow yelled.

"OK!" I yelled out, complying her sentence by not throwing up and just holding it in.....and swallowing it. It was gross, so.....gross.

This adventure...is still not that special really.

To Be Continued....