Will you share a double headed dildo with me?

So Twi and her newest human friend go to a party and get drunk. Only mentions of sex are said so no clip. :D

Human is transported to equestria because he is crazy brony and made machine.
The story starts with him living at Twi's home and there friendship is very strong. About the same respect is given from Twi to her human as Twi is to celestia.