Why to Not Read Clopfics

       NO! NOT THE CUTIE MARK CRUISADERS!!! Seriously though, let's take a moment to consider this. Imagine we're in the future. We're in the furure and the cutie mark crusaders: AppleBloom, Scootaloo, and SweetieBelle are all grown up. Yea I know that SweetieBelle seems a little far fetched but let's get back to the mane picture. See what I did there!? ~silence~ Right, well anyways, imagine them being turned into slutty dirty whores. Now keeping that thought in mind let's immediately return to the present where they're small and adorable. Now in that state imagine them sucking horse dick, licking pony pussy and nibbling furry tit.

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       Yeah. Not exactly a pretty sight now is it. It is also very inappropriate for fillies as well. Now these fillies grow up in innocence not yet knowing the undesirables of society whether they be certain ponies or cultures. If this clopficary continues into their adulthood where they may be ridiculed as did our mane six and the backgrounds ponies, they would have been lied to about how great the world is because in their world, the undesireables are those who do not understand politeness, social values, or friendship, and that's pretty bucking awesome compared to the shit that we live with. Now why would we spoil that? Or better yet, why would you spoil that, especially to those cute little faces? FORESHAME!

       Also, let's here them tell us how they learned their Essen about telling lies and blasphemous gossip to many around use that forsakes the honor of those around us.

       "Well I remember when we wrote those horrible things in the school newspaper under GabbyGums, and we suffered big time for what we had done. It was wrong, cruel, and completely disregarded the opinion and safety of others. Now for those of you who are in a similar situation, before it gets any worse, please stop writing now while you can while there is still hope." -The CCC-

Please take notice that they are still unaware of the exestance of Clopfics after this interview, bless their souls.

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