Chapters Where am I (edited)
I feel a burning sensation on my face. I opened my eyes and sit up. I look around and see hills and a dark forest in the distance. "Where am I" I say, but then I freeze and I instantly sit up. That was not my voice. It sounds like my Irish voice, but I am not trying to do it.
I look around for anything reflective and saw that my hidden blades, sword and dagger, pistols, and my air rifle are now real. So I take out my sword and looked at my reflection.
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"I scream, that was not my face. Well might as well explore the area wait where my morriagn model. I search around for it and find on the ground next to me.
"Alright, most important things to survive food, water, and shelter," I say to myself, wow sounds weird to have a somebody else's voice
Meanwhile in Ponyville
"Aaaaaahhhhhh" is heard all throughout town.
"Hey Twilight did you hear that," asked a blue pegasus mare with Rainbow color hair.
"Yes I did Rainbow Dash, that could only be three things, a monster, some pony is hurt, or they they just met Pinkie," came th response.
" Well I think that is a monster so let's go kick somemonster butt," said Rainbow Dash, a Pegasus with sport legging and a sport bra.
"You know we can't go without knowing what it is" Twilight replied. A unicorn dressed in work pants and blouse with a lab coat.
Suddenly a pink earth pony dressed up in a apron with pants with a lot of stains jump up and tackled Rainbow Dash.
"HeyrainbowDashdoyouthinkwecouldthrowhimaparty," said the pink mare really quickly.
"What, no and can you do me a favor Pinkie," replied Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, what is it," Pinky replied
"Get off me!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Oke-doky-Loki" Pinkie replied
"If it makes you feel any better we can go check it out with the rest of the gang," Twilight asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, yeah it's better than nothing Twilight," Rainbow Dash replied.
"Good now we wait for Aj, Rarity, and Fluttershy to show up," Twilight responded.
Meanwhile back with Shay
Aaaahhh nice cooked fish. There is a river nearby where I got these fish. I just found out that I have Shay's eagle vision so I used that to help fish for these fish. Wait now I need to see how much ammo I got for my 2 pistols and air rifle. I check the. And I find that I have 30 bullets, 15 sleep darts, 15 berserk darts, 15 firecracker darts, 15 sleep grenades, 15 berzerk grenades, 15 shrapnel grenades, 15 smoke bombs and 5 throwing knives.Plus it seems when I use one another one takes its place. Well that's actually pretty good because at the con these were all foam and plastic. Well now it's time to find some civilization. Maybe there is something over that hill. One more thing I can free run seems to be since I look like Shay, that I also got his skill.
It takes me a couple minutes to reach the top of the hill, but I finally manage to make it to the top. I saw a apple orchid, wow so I could have just gone over this hill to see civilization. I guess I should have done scouting the area better. Well might as well take some apple for the go. Wait the farmer might not like it so, I'll just use my fist I wouldn't want to have a bad first impression. I walk up to the closes and climbed up the tree and grabbed a couple apples. Well I took one more for now. I jump down from the tree and started walking to the farmhouse that I saw from the hill.
I activated my eagle vision to see 2 red colored people that are hitting the apple trees causing them to fall? I stealthily sneak up near them to eavesdrop on them. I got close enough to so that I could knock her uncounsious if I wanted
"Big Mac I think you need to rest you have been working 9 hours straight," I hear to come from what appears to be a talking horse that appears to have human traits? Wtf?
Well it's time to introduce myself to them.
I walk out from my hiding spot and the big red horse that looks like a stallion and orange mare turn around to see me.
"What? Never seen a human before? Well hello," I say really awkwardly.
"What are you, varmint?" demands the orange talking mare."Who are you?" she adds.
"The name is Shay Patrick Cormac," I say like a boss.
"What," answers the mare.
"I said that my name is Shay Patrick Cormac, what are you deaf." I answer.
"Well no since you gave us your name we might as well tell you ours" she answers
"My name is Applejack and this is my brother Big Mac," Applejack replies pointing to the red stallion.
I silently snicker at Big Mac's name but they don't seem to notice. I wonder if his boss name is McDonald.
"What are you," I ask them
"Well we are ponies," Applejack answers.
"You don't look like any pony I know. Well I must be on my way," I ask them," oh by the way is there a town around here."
"Yes just go down that dirt road and you will run into a small town Ponyville," Applejack answers.
"Oh an what country is this," I ask.
"Equestria," she answers
There seems to be a lot of horse puns in this country, I mean come on Ponyville, Equestria.
"Well have a good day," I say to them and I start my walk to the town they call Ponyville.
During the walk I notice how medieval the roads and that farm look. Soon I notice the outline of a town in the distance. It seems there are more walking ponies in town so I decided to go stealth mode. I climb what appears to be a bakery that looks like a ginger bread house. Soon I hear whispers like when their is a stalker around, so I activate my eagle vision to see that their is a pink pony wearing an apron trying to catch me off guard in an alley. I take out the air rifle and load a firecracker dart. I shoot behind her and she jumps at it, I which I jump on her. I knock her to the ground and extend my hidden blade and hold it to her neck.
"What is your name?" I ask her.
"My name is Pinkie Pie." She happily answers.
"What's your name?" She asks me.
"Shay Pactrick Cormac." I replied. She looked like she was high.
"Hey what are you doing to our friend!" I hear a shout I look up to see Applejack, a purple mare in a lab coat, a yellow mare wearing what appears to be hippie clothes, a blue mare a sport bra and leggings , and a white mare wearing a dress with diamonds covering the entire thing.
"Oh come on," is the only thing I say.
"Well. What are you doing," says the purple one.
"What does it look like bitch I am asking Pinkie a question," I answer.
"For your information I am not a female diamond dog," the purple one said. So we have a nerd here.
"Then why do you have a knife at her neck" the white one snorts. Quit snobbish I must say.
"Uuuuhhhhh" I stutter. I reach into my pocket with the smoke bombs and I throw it on the ground and start running back out of town.
"You never catch me alive, you weird alien things." I scream at the top of my lungs.
"Get him," I hear, but this seems like one of those missions where you have to escape the area. I always beat that. Now what should I do? I got only one idea and that is form the Templars again. Yeah that's a good idea, and maybe dethrone some ruler that's has ruled for a long time. No, I'll do that after I get some followers to form the equestrian rite
With the mane six
"What was that Pinkie," Twilight asked.
"Oh, he said his name was Shay Pactrick Cormac," Pinkie answers.
"Alright girls search around the town for him, while I go to the library to send the princess a letter," Twilight said.
"Alright let's go ," says Rainbow Dash
"Wait Twilight, I ran into him at Sweet Apple Arces," Applejack says.
"What happened?" Twilight asked.
"Well I was telling Big Mac that he should take a break, and then this Shay Cormac walked up to us for directions," Applejack answers "oh and he is bigger than Big Mac, says his species is human, and is an expert in hiding, he was hiding near us and ah couldn't hear him, which was weird I have really good hearing," she adds.
"That seems to be a problem, I'll be sure to include it in the letter," Twilight says to Applejack
"Good. I don't want him to hurt any pony." Applejack replies.
Back with Shay
I seem to accidentally have made enemies with the ponies. Oh well. Time to find recruits, now to find ponies or any intelligent species to join the equestrian rite. I saw ahead to what seems to be a quarry, hmmm maybe I can find some recruits there. I walk into the quarry to see a lot of holes in th ground.
I walk toward one of the hole to have 3 dogs jump out. They try to grab me, but I am stronger than they are and punch the big one in the face and he falls to the ground in pain. The medium one tries to punch me, but I counter it and kneel him in the stomach. He also falls down in pain. The smallest one just stands there trembling in fear. I walk up to him and pimp slapped him. I suddenly remembers that dogs have an Alpha male in a pack, these dogs must be in a pack, so all I have to do is kill the alpha male and become the new alpha.
I walk up to the small one and I pick him up by his collar on his shirt.
"Why did you attack me?" I question him.
"Alpha make diamond dog do it," he responds fearfully.
Seems my hunch was right, by now the other two woke up.
"Take me to your Alpha." I order them. " I am your new leader,"
"Yes Alpha," the 3 say.
"Don't call me alpha, call me Grandmaster." I tell them.
"Yes Grandmaster." They replie.
I just smile. A really evil smile.
"What are your names?" I ask them.
" I am Skunk," says th small one.
"I am Claw," says the medium one.
"I am Digger," say the big one.
"So Skunk, Claw, and Digger," I point to each one respectively.
"Yes Grandmaster," all three replied.
"So where is your Alpha," I ask them.
"He is at pack cave," Skunk answers.
"Well then take me to him," I command.
"Very well Grandmaster,but I must warn you that he is very powerful," Skunk tells me.
We start our walk to their cave, they said it is about half an hour to get there, so I decided to ask about the major events that happen in Equestria. Apparently a wedding happen recently and on that same day some type of shapeshifter species tried to invade the capital. It might be worth it in the long run to recruit some for spy and blackmailing work. Well anyway it seems that we have arrived.
"This is the place?" I ask
"Yes master." One of them answers.
"So how do I you know challenge your old Alpha," I question them.
"Just walk in ask to be directed to him and challenge him," one of them say nervously.
"Ok, you guys wait here for me," I say confidently.
I walk in to see 4 guards sleeping at the entrance. Well if they are going to be my thugs I need them to actually guard, but I deal with that later.
" I the Grandmaster Shay Pactrick Cormac challenge this packs Alpha," I shout at the guards.
All four woke up surprised from me shouting at them.
"Another one. Your death not mine." One of them says like this happen before.
"Show some respect to your new leader," I say confidently.
"Follow me," another one says yawning, while the other ones go back to sleep.
We walk for a couple minutes before we enter what seems to be the main cavern where it seems most of the pack is. We take another turn to another cavern that looks like a makeshift thrown room. In the middle was a makeshift thrown with a huge Minotaur. Why didn't Akunk, Claw, and Digger, tell me that the Alpha is a freaking Minotaur. He is like 8 ft tall with this huge double edge battle axe with tons of gems around him.
"Great alpha we have a challenger." The guard says.
"Ah who wishes to challenge Me the Great Iron Horn." The Minotaur shouts.
"I do," I say matter of factly.
He takes one look at me and starts laughing. A very snotty laugh. I hate snotty people.
"And how do you think you will defeat me." He says certain of victory holding his axe in his hand.
"Like this asshole," I shout at him
So I take of my rifle and shoot a smoke bomb near him. He starts coughing and waving his axe. I put on my gas mask and charge at him with my sword and dagger. I manage to get a couple good hits on him before the smoke clears. When the smoke clears I went on the defensive. He kept swinging his axe with enough time force that he could kill me with one hit. He the axe straight down and I somehow manage dodge it. He may be stronger, but I am much faster than this hamburger here. He swings the axe to the side and I barely manage to block, but he knock it away. So,I put my dagger up and I extend my hidden blade. He flinched when he saw this as he did not expect me to have a trick up my sleeve literally. He pauses for a couple seconds and that all I need as I stab him in his gut. Blood Immediately started to pour out staining his grey coat. The guard just stood there shocked that someone had finally defeated their alpha.
"How did a calf beat me the Great Iron Horn." He whispers to me.
"This is what you get for being overconfident asshole," I whisper to him. "Any last words." I add.
"Buck you motherbucker," is the only thing he says before he goes limp as I stab him in the neck.
I turn to the guard standing there and I tell him to go spread the word that there is a new Alpha. He immediately starts running to tell the rest saying that they are finally free and that they have a new alpha. I smile now that I have minions, now to train them. I walk out into the main cavern to be surrounded by hundreds of diamond dogs. I make my way past them to the stage in the center to give a speech. I finally get there to see a diamond dog there that looks a lot like a basset hound. He walks up to me and introduces himself to me.
"Hello Alpha. I am advisor boomer," he says. He sounds a lot like a more enthusiastic Droopy. " I was the advisor to the last couple alphas," he adds
"Good I'll need an advisor." I replie. "Now if you can excuse me, I have to give a speech,"
"As you wish." He says Turing to talk to another dog.
I fire one of pistols I the air to get everybody quiet, although a couple of them wince from the noise.
"Hello everybody! This pack is now under new management." I say to the pack. "With that comes new rules, rule number 1 you will all address me as grandmaster. Rule number 2 you will all do everything I ask without question. Now one question who am I." I shout
"Grandmaster, Grandmaster, Grandmaster, Grandmaster," they all chant over and over. This is the beginning of being of my path to kingship and it is beautiful.
Who is this Shay Pactrick Cormac
Meanwhile back in Ponyville
"Spike take a letter." Twilight tells Spike who chewing on a gem greedily as she walked in.
"Sure Twilight. What should I put?" Spike replies.
"Dear Princess Celestia." Twilight starts. "Today in Ponyville we heard a monster scream and later we found this monster that had no fur except on top of its head that wa holding a knife at Pinkies neck. When we asked it what it was doing it said ' what does it look like bitch I am asking Pinkie a question' before he threw down a smoke bomb similar to Trixie's.
Sincerely, your faithful student Twilight Sparkle.
P.s: he had this symbol on his clothes.
"Alrighty." Spike just simply replied as he used his fire on the letter sending it to the princess with his magical fire.
"I just hope that the princess will know what to do." Twilight said hopefully.
Suddenly, a bright golden flash appeared outside before disappearing. Twilight looked outside her window to see Princess Celestia and Princess Luna with a couple dozen of the Royal Guard out in front of her treehouse.
"Princess Celestia. You could of told me that you were going to come to Ponyville, I could have prepared for your arrival." Twilight started to ramble.
"You didn't have to do that Twilight." Princess Celestia stated.
"Oh I didn't have to. Well sorry Princess." Twilight replied embarrassed.
"It's alright Twilight." The Princess replied.
"Well okay, but what brings you here. What's with the guards." Twilight asked.
"Well I decided to bring them just in case. Now if you please can you call you friends." Was the only thing Celestia said.
"Sure Princess." Twilight replied. As she walked out to get them. She came back around ten minutes later with Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie.
"Good your friends are all here." Princess Celestia said as they walked in. "Now to more important matters. For this we will need the assistance so of Discord."
"Sure Princess but why?" Twilight asked.
"We will need his advice on who is this Shay Pactrick Cormac and this symbol." Was all that she said.
"Well ok Princess." Twilight replied. "Come on girls." Twilight said to her friends handing them their elements of harmony. Then the element started to shine and shot out a rainbow on the ground in which a being with different body parts showed up and he was taking a bath.
"Oh my dear Twilight next time give a warning. Remember last time. Oh and hello you to reader." The being Discord said.
"Stop playing Discord. We need your help. What is this symbol." Twilight told him, showing him. He visibly pales at looking at the symbol.
"My dear Twilight, that is the symbol of the Templar order." Discord answered.
"Who or what is that?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"They are a group who wish to create a perfect world without chaos. They kinda sound like you Twilight. They want to have order and control." Discord said.
"So how this Templar look." Discord questioned.
"Well I can project a picture of him if you want." Twilight asked.
"That would be wonderful my dear Twilight." Discord simply said.
So Twilights horn flash and a picture of Shay appeared on the wall. Discord walked up to the picture with a magnifying glass and a detectives hat. He started studying very closely, even licking it to taste it.
"Oh I like assassin creed unity much better than rogue." Discord said to no one. "So much chaos in Unity."
"Stop playing Discord. What do we do?" Princess Celestia asked.
"Nothing. I am outahere, I don't want to mess with the Templars. Especially if he has a piece of Eden. Which he will get. Spoilers people." Discord said before he put a tourist hat and shirt in himself before teleporting away. "Now to tour the displaced universe. Asta la vista baby."
Twilight turns to the princess and asked. "What do we do."
"We wait." Was the only thing she said.
Prologue
You ready," I hear my buddy Richard call me in his Master Chief costume
"Of course Dick," I reply putting on my hidden blade. Which I must say is badass.
"You know I hate that nickname," he growls at me.
"Yeah I know buddy that's why I say it all the time." I say calmly.
"Hahaha," he says sarcastically, "come on we don't want to be late Jack."
"Of course sir," I say in my Irish voice.
"Just tell me one thing."
"What" he replies.
"How cool do I look," I say smiling.
"Can we leave if I say cool." Richard asks.
"Yes," I reply with a poker face.
Sighing, he says, "You look cool, can we go now."
"Yes," I say. "Now let's go to game con."
"Asshole." I hear him mutter. I just smile at him.
We arrive 10 minutes later at the convention sight. We get out of Richard's car and enter the place. When we get in I realize I forgot my wallet so I beg Richard to give me a couple hundred dollars. Finally he gives up and gives me 500 dollars.
There was a guy dresses as Arno from unity and people wanted to see if Arno would have won, so we had this fake sword fight that ended in a draw.
It was getting late and I really wanted to buy something, so I decide to walk around to see what I could use later or is just plain cool. The one thing I hope I could find is the Shay air rifle. I got his sword, hidden blade, and pistols. After a couple minutes I find a booth with a that dressed up as the merchant. In his booth I see an exact replica of Shay's rifle.
"How much for that rifle," I ask the merchant guy.
"For anyone else 600, but for you 300 and I'll throw in this sloop of war replica for free." He says In a creepy voice.
"It's a deal," I say happily now that my costume is finally complete and I hand him the money.
He hands me the rifle and the small sloop of war replica. When I look at it, I see a model of Shay's ship the Morrigan. I start to wonder if it was just luck. Heh I make my luck as Shay would say. Before I leave I turn around to say thanks for the rifle and ship model, but the merchant has just simply disappeared. Oh well. I just start walking to another booth before something forms around my feet and the last thing I see is Richard running toward me before everything turns black.
