Chapter 2 - Teaser/Torment

I woke up on what seemed to be a concrete floor. Groaning, I slowly open my slightly glowing eyes and look around. I seem to be in a cell of some sort. Looking to my left I saw... a bed. A motherfucking bed! The bed I was placed NEXT to on a concrete floor in a cell. Damn. I don't care if the bed was small, common courtesy is something I happen to respect.

"Harrumph!" I Harrumphed, crossing my arms over my chest and puff out my cheeks.

I crawl over to the nearest wall and pull myself up from the ground, yawning. At least I wasn't neked! (Correct Spelling) A light smile on my lips and my hands on my wizardry waist, I wait. I could easily leave, but I wanted to meet my captors first. After a few minutes of chewing the end of my tongue off and feeling it regrow. Trippy shit. Two.. ponies show up. I don't judge, this is a different universe after all. Anyway, after a quick magic scan, they seem to just be rookies, or minions, or something else equally useless. Though, a magical signature was easily readable on their butts for some reason. They also seemed to have tattoos there. Weird.

"Greetings creature," The white one with the flowing rainbow mane said, using her one eye (the other was covered by hair for some reason) to look me over.

The blue one with the star filled mane who I already liked ten times for than the white one just nodded. I always loved the night, I suppose it had something to do with the whole Necromancer thing. I dunno. She looked me over with TWO eyes. Shocker right?

"Sup, Sunbutt," I greet, a goofy smile she couldn't see graced my elegant lips.  Her butt emblem was a sun and the others was a moon. I was starting to like the blue one who was now hiding a smile under her hoof.  I rubbed the cloth over my mouth to stop the blood from running down my mouth. If you forgot why I had blood running down my mouth, shame.

Sunbutt narrowed her eye(s?) at me and continued talking.

"I am Princess Celestia of Equestria, this," She said, motioning to the pony next to her, " Is my sister, Princess Luna of Equestria. What is your business in my- Our land here creature?" She asked, a few hints of venom in her voice.

'That speech trip. There's a story there' I though as I nonchalantly shifted through the prison bars to the shock of the princesses. Thinking back, why were the rulers of a land so weak? I suppose they could be the peace loving type. As I began to walk in the general direction of away, I was sumo slammed into the wall by way of telekinesis.

"The hell?!" I shut off her spell with a thought and quickly locked all her muscles. The look of shock that was stuck on her face from my shutting off her little spell was priceless. I blushed a little as my thoughts wandered, "I'll have you know, you just caught me off guard," I hated being overpowered.

Luna looked at me in utter shock and anger. Composing herself, she shouted, "Who do you think you are?! Release my sister!" She shouted, ready for a fight.

"Kay," I said, releasing the spell on Sunbutt.

She looked so dumbfounded I couldn't hold in my laughter.

"Anyway, my name's-"