Chapter 4: Inspiring Words That Make You Think: Am I the one reading this chapter? Or is it my soul? My internal being? Also, tacos.

"-... You know what, just in case you're more powerful than you let on, I'm not telling you my name. I hate naming magic." I responded. "Just call me... Hmmm... Lich." Then, Celestia told me the funniest joke I had heard in decades!

"We would never hurt another being who doesn't wish of ill will. Equestria is a peaceful land." She had one of the best poker faces I had ever seen! The only better poker face was that one guy who lost his face. I think I ripped it off, along with most of his throat. With my teeth. FUN TIMES! I was laughing my ass off in front of Tia for a good few minutes. I regret nothing.