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celestia try to seduce Slim good bodey
Celestia was busy day dreaming that a human colt of the age of 8 would come to her place so she could do fun stuff she's always wanted to do to one.That's all she was doing until one of her guards came in and said”Your majesty we have found a male human!”
“Wonderful” Celestia says by playing a sound bite from Pokemon snap
As they walk through the hall Grard number two says to celestia”He's a strange human,though he wears a suit that has the internal organs.and he has an afro.”
“Well,he may have come from a play.A human's a human. I'm just gladHe’s not a she like amelia earhart.” said celestia
“Or a Robot like that one guy.” gard number 2 said.
“Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?”Celestia asked
“ We turned him into spike remember! Twilight will be so shocked to find out that her best friend is a robot this hole time”
They make it to the room were the mysteries man is held.He was asleep on a giant bed,Knocked out.
“He's beautiful”Sun but says What is his name.
“Slim goodbody ma’m”
“Slim goodbody”She says as she stroke his hair cooing.
“Leave us alone.” Celestia said
“of course.”The Stallion teleports to the land of forgotten mounir Characters.
The man wakes up.Tia smiles
“Hello Slim, i'm Celestia and im going to make you very happy.”Celestia says with a naughty smile.
The man gets up and walks and stand to a wall.
“I know this is scary but trust me im a nice pony.Come over to mama.to Cesltia supirsed the man started to dance and all of a suden the room changed in to some lighited set that looked schomoic.
“What The heck just happened?“Celestia said.
All of sudden there was a voice “Healthy hingegen,And here to tell you about it is the one in onely Slim Goodbody!”
“What the heck is going on?”Celestia said confused and worried.
Soft jazz music started to play and the man started to sing."Hingegen yah,When your muddy,and you think its kind of funny you skin get verry dry.But do you ever why your mother tells you to wash and clean.Ill to you what she Meeeeeans”
Celestia can up to the guy still sing and said”You know what i like to be clean but much perfer to be dirty”She wiggles her but at him.He dosnet seem to notice.
After the song he starts to talk.”Now the importance of hygiene comes in many froms.You half to brush your teeth,Combing your hair or taking a bath.
"You know why do we take a bath together so we can be clen together."
"You see your body needs to keep clean.." Oh key were going to skip all the boring stuff he said snd skip to Celstia getting bored with he said and tried the best approach.
"Oh key Slim maybe i should try and speak at your Level" Celestia said. "Music please"
The music was a weird country sound and she started to sing"When your mommy and day love ether very much,and they want kids a bunch"They play a little game,So they don't go insane!"
"Okay stop the music"Slim said
"Yes sweetie?"Tia said
"This hole sex thing want work pony!"
"Why?"
"Because its beastlility and our bodies cant handle have sex with animals .Im sorry"
"Ohh"sun but says with a frown.
THE END MY FREIND !!
pinkie pie and kim kardashian have a tumb war!!!!!!
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pinkie pie and kim kardashian have a tumb war!!!!!!
pinkie pie and kim kardashian have a tumb war!!!!!!
it was a weird tuesday in ponyville where it all of a sudden started to rain surge.
What in Celsita name is going on?Twilight yelled.
“i know!” Pinkie said seriously.
“Then what going on then?”
Right as twilight as that and explanation of light happend poptarts can shooting out.When all of a sudden but who should appear then kim kardashian,holding some milk!
“Does anyone one know how much $3 dollars and 50 cents is?”Kim asked
“Oh my what is that thing?”twilight yells.
“Its a kardashian, Twilight.There one of the most evil certors ever.”
“Oh north you look pail why don't i put you in the oven?”
“Thats a carton of milk.”Twilghit explains
“No,a carton of milk was that black people thing that lives in my house.”
‘No point in trying to reason why her Twilight,she's stupid”. Pinkie explained.
“How,do you get rid of her?”Twilghit saks
“Simple”,Pinkie smiles. “A thumb war!”
After about 5 years of boring stuff of preparing a stadium,and a bunch of other things.The thumb war was ready to be held.
“Are you ready pinkie?” Twilight says fanning the pinkie mare as she was in the locker room getting ready.
“Ready as i'll ever be” Pinkie says.They walk to the stadium with a cheering crowd and loud music.She gets in to a ring with kim staring out her.
“Are you ready to be killed kim?”
“Why cant puppies fly?” she responds.
“One two three four i declare a thumb war!.” pinkie yells Pinkie magically grows a thumb.Kim kaerdishen was not relizing whats going on sceams in pain as pinkie crushs her tumb.The kardistion tarts to crys runs away.
“See i know you could do it you Creamed her” Twilghit said
Well you know Twilight,A butcher must allways chop the chick so it me maybe made into cream soup.
“That doesn't make any sense”twilghit said
“I was trying to end on a pun!”
But unfortunately for pinkie she wouldn't have end on a piun for,Kim made it home and called her lawer and sued pinkie,had to pay her $25,000 proof that rich only get richer .
