Jeff in Equestria

Jeff woke with a start. He observed his surroundings and saw that he was in a hospital. He blinked.

"Wait?"

He blinked again. "WHAT THE FUCK!"

Jeff when on a rampage until the girls ran in and Pinkie tackled him in a hug.

"Ohthankgoodnessyou'realright." Pinkie blurted out

"I'm far from alright." Jeff said after detaching the pink mare from his body and setting her on the floor.

"I'll say darling, you're clothing is stained." She used her light blue magic to hand Jeff his hoodie back while she continued. "I had tried to wash out the stains but they were almost as stubborn as Rainbow and Applejack combined."

"Hey!" Dash shouted.

"Don't even bother RD, it's true we do have a stubborn streak."

Jeff took his hoodie back. He looked at the marshmallow pony and asked. "Did you try using bleach?"

The fashionista shivered. "Yes, I did as a last resort. It ruins clothing faster than my sister and her friends."

Jeff put it on. "I'm mad right now so just get out of my way."

The girls moved except for Twilight. "You aren't going anywhere until you explain just what exactly you are. "

"You know what I'm not in the mood for bullshit. Okay I have one question then I'll answer any question you have. Deal?" Jeff said.

"Fine, as long as you co-operate things should go well. Deal."

"What happened after I passed out?"

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"My word, what happened?" Rarity asked.

Fluttershy went up and checked his pulse, she had worked with monkeys before while on vacation. While his pulse was weak it was there. "We need to get him to a hospital." She said.

"Are you crazy he's a monster! He said so himself. Why would we help him?" Twilight said.

Fluttershy looked at Twilight. "Just because he said he was a monster doesn't mean we shouldn't help him. He needs help and I'm going to be kind and help him. He doesn't deserve the way you talk about him. Yes he killed those timberwolves but he is right, if he didn't kill those wolves we would have been the ones that are dead."

Twilight looked at the ground. "Okay, I'm sorry Fluttershy you're right."

Twilight didn't know a lot of healing magic, that was an entirely different school of magic. She had studied enough to heal cut and scrapes whenever she or her friends got them. She levitated Jeff onto her back while Pinkie and Applejack helped. They had arrived at the hospital and took some blood samples, The doctors told the mane six that Jeff was going to be fine he was just exhausted. Rainbow just looked at Jeff.

"Okay, that's very creepy." The cyan pegasus stated.

"What is?" Twilight looked up from a magazine titled 'Unicorn's Horns and Spell Incantations.' The other girls looked at Rainbow Dash.

"Okay you know how when you go to sleep you close your eyes right?" Dash stated.

"Yes. They're called eyelids. They help keep dirt and refresh your eyes when you blink." Twilight stated.

"Look at Jeff." Dash pointed her hoof at Jeff and it looked like he was looking back but he was out of it.

"I see what you mean now. That is rather disturbing, at least he fashionable enough to cover the fact with eyeliner." Rarity states.

Twilight got up and was now looking Jeff straight in the eyes, half expecting him to move and yell 'BOO' for a laugh. He brushed his part of his hair back. She asked Rarity. "Does eyeliner go all the way around the eye?"

"No, it's not unheard of but it's not normal. Why do you ask?"

"I don't think it's eyeliner Rarity." Twilight said. She started to look around the room and found an unsharpened pencil then proceeded to poked around the edge of Jeff's eye. There was a tiny crunch and she pulled back. She sniffed the end of the pencil, it smelled like ash. She then dropped the pencil saying. "OH CELESTIA!"

"What is it Twi'?" AJ asked.

"I think I figured out what happened that made him look like that."

"Well what is it?" Fluttershy asked.

"His eyes aren't closed because he doesn't have any eyelids. From what I can deduce they've been burnt out."

The girls went queasy after that and Fluttershy ran to the bathroom. The girls were now surrounding Jeff, and then Fluttershy came back, looked at Twilight. "What do you think we should do?"

Twilight started up a spell and the magic aura covered his eyes, slowly his eyelids grew back. The eyelids stayed open, Twilight spoke up. "I have a feeling he might be angry but he needs his rest, the doctors told me that if he keeps going like this. He'll die."

Rarity hummed. "It's still missing something.......I got it."

Rarity pulled out an eyeliner pencil and drew around Jeff's eyes. "Magnifiqué, that's just what he needed."

Rainbow Dash looked at it and commented. "It does make him look like his regular self. As much as I hate to admit this, good job Rares."

Fluttershy spoke out of character speaking up. "I think that Jeff needs his rest. Let's leave him be for now."

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Jeff now looking at the purple pony that dared to step in front of him, and have his eyelids regrown. Then he thought back to what the doctors said. He weighed his options and thinking right now some sleep wouldn't be that bad. "I got another question Twinkie."

"It's Twilight."

"Whatever. When can I leave this place? I don't like hospitals."

"We can leave anytime you want. Oh by the way I brought your things to the library." Twilight answered.

"Appreciate it, Sparky."

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, not Twinkie or Sparky. Why do you insist on giving me a nickname?"

"It's what friends do, right?"

Everypony in the room gasped at what Jeff had just said.

"What?" He asked.

"I-I would have thought that you wouldn't want to make friends." Fluttershy squeaked.

"You know just because I'm a monster doesn't mean I can't be civil. Yes I'm leaning a hell of a lot on the term of homicidal maniac, but everyone has or at least had a soul." Jeff said. "Now can we please get out of here I'm starving and I didn't get to eat at the picnic."