New world ,great discoveries

Rude awakening by ponies?!

Earth the year: 2285
Location: capital wasteland

Inside the old dinner.sitting by a fire is the lone wanderer by many that inhabit the wasteland had just got past the ruins of what was new paradise falls made from what was the old temple of the union. The smoke still visible in the distance he is pondering how got to this point in his life where it felt stale
How did it come to this? The slavers used to put up more fights in this. Now they are like raiders no chance in hell of winning "sigh" have I really gotten to that point?

Zap

"Huh?" He says getting up and looking around a puzzled look on his grizzled face.
Finding nothing he walks back to the fire.

"Four years and this place still smells of damn raiders even after ah cleaned it up" he comments
Another sigh escapes him.

Zaaap

"Ok who the hell is doing that? It's starting bloody to piss me off!"he says as he runs out of the dinner still the culprit eludes him. His frustration is becoming visible now.

" whoever ya are ah'm already in a bad mood don't go a fuckin with me" he shouts at the empty stretch of ruins.

"Now ah know what ole man Lyons meant. This DAMN place eventually drivin ya Looney" he grumbles.
He finally returns back to the dinner. With a loud yawn decides to turn in for the night. A few hours pass and nothin happens untill

Zaaap!!!!

With the final static discharge the portal opens and 6 strange creatures drop right on top of him. Startling him awake.

"What the hell"he yells in surprise.
They all look at him shocked he returns their gaze equally shocked no one moves. The fire had died out so they only saw each other's outlined in the dark.
Neither side was wanting to do something wrong to antagonize the other.
Silence was all that could be heard but that changed as one of the strange beings sneezed.
As fast as lightning he draws his revolver. At the sight of his movements all six of them let out ear shattering screams.

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" he shouts
At their noise as he drops the gun covering his ears, eyes screwed shut in pain. His loud groans get their attention as they see him laying on the ground whimpering. After a few minutes of quiet. He gets up

"DAMN what are ya tryin ta do bust ma ear drum?"he says looking towards them.

"S..sorry we thought you were going to attack." one of them says.

"Ah guess ah reacted to the noise a mite bit too quickly." He admits

" who are y-you exactly?" A timid voice asks.

" aw hell where are my manners my name is Leroy O'Sullivan. let me get a fire goin so we can see." He says thumping himself on the head.

As he moves around getting some wood and cloth. A voice with a accent similar to his speaks up" where in equestria are we mister Leroy."

At her words he stops right quick and says" Ah don't know about any equestria in the wasteland but as for where you young lady are in the capitol wasteland. Specifically the grisly dinner rest stop. And please don't call me mister it's just Leroy."

"Where in the hay is that?" A tomboyish voice asks.

"In what is the irradiated remains of the United States of America."he deadpans.

"United States of America? I have never heard of a country with that name, is it on equis?" Another smarter voice asks.

"No it's on earth." He says
Just then he realizes these beings are from another planet.

"Oh fuck me your aliens. Well at least your friendly.Yall are friendly ain't ya? "He said with a hesitant tone.

"Well why wouldn't we be it's not like we are 3 foot with grey skin" a way to happy voice said.

"Wait how did you know about zeta?"Leroy said confused.

"About what?" Happy voice said.

"Huh? wait? what but you just-" he began.

"Don't try to understand her. I've tried and if you don't want to have your brain melting from frustration. don't try it" the smart voice deadpanned.

"I'm gonna do that." He says behind his hands.
What in the hell have ah got myself into?

"Ok let's get that fire goin" he finally says.
They all sat in silence while Leroy gets the fire going.

"You know darling I just realized we never introduced ourselves to each other?" The proper voice said

"I never realized that we hadn't you must think we are rude." The smart voice said.

"Nah not the first time that has happened ta me."he said

Fwom

"Bingo and.....we.......have...what am I ah ok at?" He says at the sight before him. Six miniature horses with varying colors lavender yellow white blue orange and pink

"What do you mean?" The pink one asks.

"Well let's start with the obvious six colorful miniature horses sit before me. And only two could pass as normal and they are Orange and pink. Next we have one with a horn. Two with wings, and last but not least one with both wings and horns!" he exclaimed with a little hysterics to his voice.

"Whatever do you mean darling? You act like you have never seen a pony before."the white one says.

"That is because anything like you was wiped out two hundred and some odd years ago."he deadpans.

"What!?"they all exclaim.

"Ya during the dropin of the bombs."he says with casual tone.

"What bombs?" the purple one asks.

"Well as ah was told as a young lad the good ole US of A squared off against another country called China over them attacking Alaska one of the states in the US and at the end they used high yield nuclear bombs. Even if they had nothin ta do with the war the rest of the world was as we know killed by the radioactive fallout clouds. A shame they didn't deserve that fate but such is war unfortunately."he said with a sigh.

"w-why d-did they d-do that for couldn't they have talked it out?" The yellow one said with a timid voice.

"Many tried to get both sides to stop and talk but that didn't help. With the UN disbanded there wasn't any way to get them at a neutral place. They were fighting over the mines and oil facilities in Alaska. By what I read the Chinese struck first and killed a lot of people soldier,civilian,boy,girl, children it didn't matter they killed them all the same. there was a simulation I found a couple of years back that talked about the end of the Alaska fighting.

"Why not fly in there and kick them out? Bet I could have done it in ten seconds flat!"the blue one says

"Ya I'd like to see u get past not only the anti air turrets but the soldiers with machine guns and rocket launchers if that didn't kill you the bombardment from the ships would have."he said in a matter of fact tone.

Before the blue one could speak he spoke.
"Trust me they tried to bullrush them it got to many killed.there is a SIM pod I'll show you if u stick around long enough."Leroy said with sad voice.

"What do ya mean by that?" The orange one said.

"Its not something I like ta talk about." He said.

After a few minutes of silence all of them yawned" well introductions can wait till mornin night" with that Leroy rolled on his side and promptly passed out from tiredness.
"He is right girls we can find out more in the morning."purple says and they all found a place to lay down.