Wartime, Pt. 1

Warthog's POV.....

"In the meantime, you can stay with my student Twilight Sparkle. Twilight, you wouldn't mind would you?" Celestia asked the nervous Twilight.

"Of course not! I will need to figure out how to get him in though." Twilight gazed upon me and claped her gives together.

"I will use a teleportation spell to teleport you to a large chamber in my castle!" She looked proud, I was unamused.

"Tommorow around noon?" I asked Celestia.

"Of course. I will set up a national greeting council in the meantime. Have fun you two!" She teleported off. Cadance asked if she could stay, I already knew why and I didn't want her to leave anyway. Luna also telported off with her sister.

"Already to go?" Twilight was charging up her horn.

"Yeah...let's go." I might as well get some rest.

She opened a large portal to a crystal basement.

"Lets go." She urged me into the portal. I just turned on my engines and taxied myself into the basement.  It was actually quite quiet.

Cadance plopped on top of me and laied on my left wing as we entered.

"All right! You can stay here for the night until Celestia sends a letter to Cantorlot. OK?" Twilight was looking eager.

"It sounds like you want to ask me some questions don't you?" I asked.

"Yes as a matter of fact, just let me get some parchment and ink." She left me and Cadance to ramble.

"So how do you have emotion if your a machine?" Cadance asked.

"I don't know actually, I could think and see back we're I came from but no felling or emotion." I was still confused on how I can feel.

"Hmmmmm, either way, I'm happy that you can feel emotion, because you can feel this."

She kissed my wing, it felt good, comforting, my feelings we're exploding in happiness.

Twilight came back with her writing supplies.

"Alright, time for questioning!" She looked eager as ever.

"Fine, let's get this over with." I might as well realese myself.......what? Its not sexual!

"First, we're did you come from?"

"Planet Earth, Ohio, United States air force base."

"An entirely different planet? Wow. OK next, what are you?"

"I am A 10 Warthog, support for the ground forces, my weapon is a 30mm cannon capable of braking the sound barrier. I'm not fast but with afterburners, I can be quick."

"Your a living weapon? Interesting."

"Next, my personal question,  since your a weapon, what we're you made for?"

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"Warhog?"

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"Hey, are you OK?"

"I was a weapon of war, we we're fighting the Taliban army, relentless people. I was built by many engineers who wanted a ground support. Heh, I had caretaker who would look over me like a mother. And every time she would come to give me a daily check up, I would always feel.....happy. I guess I could feel even then. She would always repaint me every time."

"Then they killed her, the Taliban. She was deployed with six other soldier's. I was also deployed to support her squad. I was piloted by a random guy at the time. She went through hell and back and sufferd. She and I always supported each other, like we had a connection. Until she was ambushed."

"She was shot in her torso and head, she died and buried in a soldier cemetery. I heard all of it when all when the hanger caretakers cleaned my hanger. I felt sorrow for the first time. I lost all hope that day." Warthog was now depressed.

"...I....I'm so sorry....that's enough questions for now, get some rest." Twilight left with Cadance who gave me a kiss on my nose.

'Uhhhhhhhh.......more talking tommorow.'

The next day.......

"Rise and shine big boy!"

"Uhhhhhhhhh.........metal...aching. Cadance 5 more minutes?"

"No, Celestia wants you at the castle with the rest of the Mane Six and me! This a big deal for Equestria! You need to get up and introduce yourself to the citizens of oure fair and peaceful nation." Cadance was litteraly bouncing on top of Warthog.

"Fine I'll get up." And with that he turned on his engines.

"Finnaly, lazy hog."

"Whatever Cadance.

Ponyville square 3rd person....

Twilight was waiting on Pinkie to finish with her cupcakes.

"Is everypony here?" Twilight called.

Everypony was staring at Warthog, except for Cadance and Rainbow.

"Is....it an animal?" Fluttershy asked Twilight.

"No." Warthog said flatly.

"IT CAN TALK!?" The 4 mares yelled and jumped back in surprise, except Pinkie.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Igottothrowyouapartysoonanditwillbeasmassiveasyouar-"

"Does she always talk like that?" Warthog asked Twilight.

"Only when she's excited." She smiled.

"What are we waiting for?" Warthog asked Twilight.

"I don't know, hey do you think you can fly us?" Twilight asked curiously.

"Yeah, but as long as you don't touch anything." Warthog stated.

"Of course, but, how do we get in you?" They all looked at Warthog curiously.

There was a snap, and a swosh noise. The cab opend.

"Here, watch your step earth ponies."

They all got in, Fluttershy almost tripped on the latter but managed.

"Wow, look at all the shiny things in here!" Rarity exclaimed.

"Rarity, remember what he said 'Don't touch anything'." Applejack reminded Rarity.

"You guys ready?" Warthog asked.

"Yup!" They all said.

"Want to leave the fun way? Or the boring way?" Warthog asked.

"THE FUN WAY!" Pinkie screamed excitedly.

"You might want to hold onto something." Warthog said.

As Warthog was starting to move, everypony was holding on to the seats, bars, anything that wasn't shiny. Warthog turned to face the flat land behind the castle. His engines got louder and louder, then he started to move extremely quick. Everypony felt the machine lift off the ground as they got higher.

"Enjoying the view?" Warthog asked.

"Can you go faster?" Rainbow asked, figures.

"Press the big green button Rainbow the one with the number 2 on it." Warthog told the eager pegasus. She did and she immediatly heard his engines get louder. And was forced back as he was now going 1 mock. Holy shit.

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaawwwwwwww." Applejack yelled in joy.

"I think that's Cantorlot right?" Warthog asked as he was facing the mountain.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!" Twilight struggled to speak.

Cantorlot Castle Gates......

"Blueblood! Don't he so disrespectful to the creature who is coming here." Luna demanded.

"Yes aunty Luna. I will be respectful to this creature." Blueblood said.

"Were are they? They should've been here by now." Celestia said.

Just then they heard the sound of thunder in the distance. Poines instantly looked to see Warthog who was in hover mode. He landed in front of Princess Luna.

"Hello Luna. I broght some frein-" Warthog was cut off by Blueblood.

"Oh lords of Tarterus, what are you!?" Blueblood yelled.

"You deserve to be made into swords and shields for practice! You are ghastly!"

Warthog was starting to lose it.

"If you had a family I'm pretty sure you we're abandoned."

'RATED M FOR MATURE'

"YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

Warthog brought the cannon out and pointed it strait for Blueblood's head.

"I WILL BURY YOU TEN FEET UNDER THE FUCKING GROUND YOU INCONSIDERATE PRICK! YOU WILL BURN WHEN YOU ARE FACE TO FACE TO ME, YOU SHOULD BOW TO ME YOU SCUMBAG!!! YOU DESERVE TO BE RIDDEN OF YOU LIFE FOR WHAT YOU SAID TO ME DICKWEED!!"

Warthog was warming up his cannon when Cadance spoke in a soft voice" Its OK, I'm here sweetheart."

"AUNTY TIA!!!" Blublood was crying and running into to the castle. Not realizing she was next to him.

"I am so sorry for his behavior! Please! Forgive mg nefew." Celestia begged.

"I will not forgive him in a million years, but he's gone so let's get to why I'm here." Warthog told Celestia harshly.

"Of course, please follow me through this portal."

Everyone followed.