I Have Vacation Days?!

“Yes.”

“No!”

“Yes.”

“I refuse!”

“Do as I say, Spike!”

“No! It’s embarrassing and degrading!”

“I brought you into this world, Spike! Don’t make me take you out of it!”

“AGH! OUCH! FUCK! STOP! HITTING! ME! WITH! THAT! FUCKING! BOOK!”

The scene within Golden Oaks library was an odd one, with Twilight Sparkle thwacking her “son”, Spike, over the head with a rather large, wood-bound and gold-edged tome, a pile of specially shaped armor pieces lying on the floor nearby.

“Dammit mom I said I’m not dressing up as your fucking war steed and that’s final! You’re going as a witch! Why do you need a war steed!?” Spike grumbled and whined, futilely trying to cover his head with his claws, his developing wings twitching in irritation.

“Because witches are squishy and need a fast familiar to carry them around the battlefield,” Alucard said from where he was leaning on the wall, not even in a costume yet, just watching Twilight move around in her sexy witch costume.

Twilight’s costume consisted of a short, backless, strapless black dress with ragged edges and white fur trim, a tall witch hat, long, lace elbow gloves also trimmed with fur, and thigh high leather high-heeled boots with fishnet underneath to at least try to preserve her modesty. A short cape topped off the ensemble, Twilight’s cutie mark stamped onto its silken surface.

“I’m still not doing it!” Spike snapped at Alucard. “I’m going as a dragon!”

“You’re already a dragon, Spike,” Alucard pointed out.

“Dracolich!” Spike corrected. “Big difference!”

“Dracoliches are undead dragons,” Alucard said. “You’re a dragon. Just an undead one.”

Spike grumbled and looked away, twin patches of magenta searing themselves into his cheeks with an almost audible hiss. “.... So what? There’s still a difference….”

“Not enough to justify going as a dragon for Nightmare Night,” Alucard said. “Now be a good familiar and put the war steed costume on.”

Spike held out for a moment longer before sighing in defeat and padding over to the armor pieces, looking at them experimentally. “.... So how do I get these on?” he asked, picking up a shoulder pad and examining the straps and buckles.

Twilight rolled her eyes and began lifting the plates around Spike’s form, making sure they were tightly secured without being uncomfortable. “There. Easy.” Twilight smirked and conjured a large mirror, “Well well, what do you know… you look amazing.”

Spike looked himself over and posed. “I guess I do look pretty badass.” A knock at the door interrupted him.

“Hold on. Let me get in costume,” Alucard said before phasing through the floor and heading for his position.

Twilight grinned and picked up a bowl of candy, strutting towards the door with bright smile upon her face. She opened the door and was immediately greeted by a chorus of, “Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give us something sweet to bite!”

“Well hello, there kids! How’s everyone’s Nightmare Night going?” Twilight asked, dutifully passing out candy and taking in the variety of creative costumes.

One terran boy in a pirate costume pushed to the front, waving his prop cutlass. “Pipsqueak the pirate at your service! It’s my very first Nightmare Night!”

Twilight smiled and dropped an extra candy bar into Pipsqueak’s bag, “Well then, Pipsqueak, I hope you have a wonderful first Nightmare Night! Alright everyone, stay safe and go get ‘em!”

Out from the ground right in front of the kids burst Alucard, now in his Level 1 release with all the extra eyes, and spread his arms with a psychotic slasher smile. “HEY KIDS! WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!”

The kids all shrieked in fear simultaneously, scattering away as fast as their legs could carry them. As they ran off into the distance, many of their screams turning into exhilarated laughter.

Alucard laughed as he stepped back into the library. “That was fun. I love Nightmare Night already.”

“I know a few ways to make tonight even better, my count,” Twilight’s gaze turned lusty as she sashayed up to Alucard, running her hands across her body while Spike rushed up to Trixie’s room and locked himself in, much to Trixie’s surprise.

Alucard looked at her with an equally lustful grin while taking her into his arms. “As lovely as that sounds, my countess, aren’t we going to meet our friends at the festival?”

Twilight pouted and sighed, stepping back and grumbling, “Ugh, right… almost forgot about that… Hey, where’s Trixie?”

“Right here!” Trixie said as she walked downstairs, her elaborate costume on full display. Her hair, colored bright electric blue and extended down to her ankles, waved about in twin braids, a single large bang hanging over her face. Her outfit consisted of nothing more than a pink and black bra securely fastened with a belt of cylindrical fireworks around her ribs. Her pants were more akin to a pair of leather panties, once again with a belt of fireworks. Her skin had been paled with makeup and body paint and a few “tattoos” ran down her sides. A carefully carved wooden prosthesis attached to her right arm and layered in rune-based illusions gave her the appearance of having two working arms, though the prosthesis was simply attached to a shark shaped hunk of carefully painted wood and metal on her shoulder, fireworks visibly gleaming inside of it. A few belts crisscrossed her legs and she wore a thigh length pink stocking on her right leg with fishnet over it. A pair of combat boots and fingerless gloves completed the ensemble. Trixie grinned and raised her shark-thing higher, “Well, I think tonight is going to be a blast don’t you think?”

“Great costume, Lulatits!” Alucard complemented with two thumbs up.

Trixie tossed her hair and smirked, “Now, shall we?” She threw open the door and strutted outside, waiting patiently for Alucard, Twilight, and Spike.

Spike groaned and got on all fours to let Twilight mount him. “Let’s get this over with…”

Twilight patted Spike on the head as she climbed on his back, settling into the saddle and snapping the reins, “Hyah! Onward, Spike! Let’s go party!”

Alucard grinned as he walked beside Twilight and Spike, holding his master’s hand. Trixie had split off once she spotted Big Mac.

“So what are we going to do first?” Twilight asked, still sitting on top of a very disgruntled Spike.

“Let’s find the rest of our friends,” Alucard suggested. “I think Applejack is running some of the games.”

Twilight nodded, “Yeah, she was running the apple bobbing area, no surprise there.” She nudged Spike along, turning him in the direction of the main festival. “I wonder what she’s dressed as… Trixie did say that she was making a costume for Applejack.”

“Let’s find out,” Alucard said, putting his arm around Twilight’s shoulders. “Is the mount a comfortable ride?”

Spike snorted, “Hey! Don’t talk about me as if I’m just a dumb horse or something!”

“Get back into character, Spike,” Alucard chided. “You’re a war steed.”

“I’ll show you ‘war steed’!” Spike growled, jets of flame shooting from his nostrils.

Twilight slapped both males upside the head, “Behave, you two. You can tear each other to pieces after the party.”

“If I’m not too busy plowing your brains out for the umpteenth time, my countess,” Alucard pointed out as they reached the apple bobbing area. “Nice costume Applerack!”

Applejack groaned and threw an apple at Alucard, the light glinting off of the silver armor plates dotting her navy blue body suit The few flaps of cloth hanging free from the armor drifted with her movements, the gold embroidered fabric emulating a tabard and a short cloak.

Alucard caught the apple and offered it to Twilight. “It really is a great costume, Applerack. Lulatits make it?”

“Yup!” Applejack nodded, “Didn’t really ask fer it r’nothin’, but Trixie was kind enough to whip it up fer me since I was busy workin’ the orchards.”

“That was nice of her,” Spike said. “Have you seen Rarity?”

Applejack tapped her chin, “Ah think she said something about not wantin’ t’go out what with her weird cravings n’ all.” She shrugged and went back to apple bobbing, refilling the tub and making sure nobody drowned.

“Plus she’s been kinda snippy lately,” Alucard added. “Shame. I hear she was planning to go as an angel.”

Spike’s gaze turned slightly lovestruck as he muttered, “She’s already an angel…”

“Hi guys!” Pinkie called as she popped up beside Twilight.

Pinkie was wearing what could loosely be called a "cat" costume, though with the sheer amount of fabric missing, it just barely rated as safe for the general public. She bounced in place, allowing for some very distracting movements. Still, it had the paws and tail, as well as a hairband with the ears…. and not much else other than skintight strips of fabric just barely preserving her modesty.

“.... Pinkie… what are you wearing….” Twilight mumbled, taking in the amount of skin that Pinkie was showing off.

“Isn’t it obvious?” Schrodinger asked while popping out of Pinkie’s cleavage in his mouse costume. “She’s a catgirl.”

Twilight stared at Schrodinger before giggling, “Well, what an interesting role reversal…” She patted Spike on his shoulder as she dismounted, “Alright alright, you can go have your fun now, Spike.”

Spike stood and stretched a bit before running off with a grin.

“Using him for a mount are you?” Schrodinger asked, looking very comfortable between Pinkie’s breasts. “I vonder if Pinkie’s is zhe raciest costume here tonight.”

Alucard grinned and pointed over Schrodinger’s shoulder, “No, that would be Fluttershy’s.”

Vhat?” Schrodinger asked, appearing on Pinkie’s shoulder to look behind her, blushing as he saw Fluttershy. “Oh mein gott… She’s actually vearing somesing zhat revealing?”

Fluttershy blushed, using the massive wings of her costume to try and cover herself up. She held her arms up as well, trying and failing to cover the skimpy bra that made up her top. She held her costume tail tightly in front of her, also trying to hold down the loincloth that barely covered her front. From what everyone could see… she was clearly wearing only the loincloth to preserve her modesty. “O-oh, h-hello everyone…” Fluttershy fidgeted in place, “N-nice costumes…”

“Not as nice as yours, my dear,” Alucard said with a hungry grin as he walked up to her. “Succubus?”

“Y-yes… I remember you suggested it to me a few weeks ago…” Fluttershy mumbled, pressing up against Alucard in an attempt to use his form to hide some of the more bare parts of her anatomy.

“And you look absolutely wonderful,” Alucard said as he held her against him, leaning down to whisper to her. “How does it feel? Showing off so much skin, knowing that the slightest breeze could reveal your core for all to see?”

Fluttershy’s blush reached almost sun-like levels of intensity, “Ah- uh-uhm… it… it’s… exhilarating… but also… also so terrifying!”

“Focus on that exhilaration, my dear,” Alucard whispered as he started leading Fluttershy on a little walk, sending Twilight a wink. “Does being with me help?”

“Oh, yes Alucard… being with you makes me feel so much safer…” Fluttershy played with her hair as she left with Alucard, idly waving back at Twilight. Twilight rolled her eyes but smiled, leading the rest of the group deeper into the festival grounds.

“C’mon, girls. Let’s let them have their little walk together, yeah?” she said, drawing a wooden staff out of the air and twirling it like a baton, pointing dramatically into the distance, “So let’s go and have some fun!”

Alucard and Fluttershy’s walk led them to a more secluded area, away from prying eyes. “So, Fluttershy… Have you given any thought to my offer? It still stands.”

“W-well… I mean, the more I think about it… the more it seems like a good idea… but,” Fluttershy hesitated, “I’m… I’m still not sure if I can drink blood like that…”

“You could subsist on transfusion packs for a time,” Alucard said. “At least until you become more comfortable with it. I admit, the thirst is disconcerting at first. You go from being prey to suddenly being the apex predator.”

Fluttershy frowned lightly, “Well… I mean, I’ve always been the ‘prey’... but… but I think I’d like the chance to-EEP!” A sudden burst of wind interrupted Fluttershy’s sentence, blowing her loincloth up and exposing her shaven pussy to Alucard.

“Ooh… You shaved down there?” Alucard asked as he shed his glove and reached under the loincloth as it fell, running his fingers along her snatch.

Fluttershy jolted at his touch, her nipples poking through the fabric of her top. “Y-yes… d-do you like it?” She blushed and looked away, her costume wings flapping with the aid of her real wings.

“I like it very much,” Alucard whispered in her ear as his other hand shed its glove while trailing up to rub her left nipple through her top. “Did you shave it yesterday?” he asked before dragging his tongue along her ear.

“Yes…” Fluttershy breathed, leaning against Alucard as her legs nearly gave out from his touch. “... Alucard?”

“Yes, my dear?” Alucard asked, smiling warmly as he pecked her on the lips. “What is it?”

Fluttershy took a deep breath and looked Alucard straight in the eyes, “I… I’ve decided…” She smiled up at him and leaned up, bringing the curve of her neck up against his chin, “I… I want to become a vampire, Alucard…”

“Are you absolutely sure?” Alucard asked. “Once you’ve changed, there’s no going back. You’ll be like me. Time your friend, and an eternity of blood your destiny. I want to know that you can go through this with no regrets.”

Fluttershy smiled again, pressing against him even more, “As long as I’m with you and Twilight… I don’t think I’ll mind…”

Alucard smiled and deeply kissed her before looking her in the eyes. “Close your eyes.”

Fluttershy closed her eyes, shivering in anticipation as Alucard gently bit into her neck. After a momentary flash of pain, a warm, delirious daze set in over her mind as he began draining her blood. A few seconds later, an icy chill radiated outward from where he bit down, racing through her neck and down her spine, smashing straight into her womb and transforming into the most absolutely, blisteringly orgasmic sensation she had ever felt. Fluttershy couldn’t help moaning loudly as she felt the changes taking place through her body, starting from her neck and continuing down.

As her skin paled slightly, she shuddered and orgasmed, shimmering trails of juices flowing down her legs and creating a puddle on the ground. Her body became more fit and toned, every movement causing unseen ripples in her new, extraordinarily powerful muscles. Her eyes fluttered from the wake of her orgasm, revealing almost glowing red eyes to the world. And finally, just as Alucard finished his oh so intimate bite, Fluttershy’s enormous breasts grew out a bit, just as her hips and ass expanded even more, gifting her with an almost over-exaggerated hourglass figure and making her costume almost uncomfortably tight and skimpy.

As Alucard drew back, she all but collapsed against him, panting heavily and blushing brightly. “That… that was amazing, Alucard…” she moaned, pressing her breasts against him in such a way that he could feel the increase in her bust size.

Alucard chuckled. “Your breasts got bigger, my dear. Hm… I’d say you’re a 43MMM now.”

“O-oh my…” Fluttershy gasped, hefting her larger breasts in her hands and marvelling at the lack of back pain that she’d gotten used to, “... My back hasn’t felt this good in years…”

“Your enhanced strength is more than enough to support your breasts, my dear,” Alucard said. “You seem to like them more now.”

“W-well, I mean, I suppose they are rather nice…” Fluttershy mumbled, stretching languidly and showing off her new curves.

“And more confident too,” Alucard, looking over her curves. “Getting me all hot and bothered with that display.”

Fluttershy’s eyes glowed, her pupils dilating into slits as she removed her costume wings, revealing her normal wings. She shook out her hair, letting it become messy as her fangs grew out slightly. A single flap of her wings created a small burst of feathers, her wings now those of a bat’s, her cutie mark having changed from butterflies to bats as well. “Well, that was the point…” she purred, trailing her finger down his chest. “Get you hot and bothered just like how I’m hot and bothered… Why don’t we find somewhere private to continue, hmm?”

Alucard grinned as his pants visibly bulged. “Lead on, my dear. I’ve been looking forward to this for months.” He deeply kissed her and wrapped his arms around her.

Fluttershy giggled and pulled away, looking back at him with a come-hither look as she led him back to her cottage, floating along like the succubus she was still partially dressed as. “Well come on then, my lord. Your humble servant awaits your…. attendance.”

Alucard followed after her, entranced by her body and voice as he allowed himself to be led into her cottage, locking the door behind him. “And I will eagerly attend you, my darling.”

Once Alucard locked the door, Fluttershy pounced, tearing off her clothes in a single movement as she kissed Alucard, running her hands all over his body in a clear signal for him to take his clothes off so she could fuck his brains out.

Alucard kissed her back as his clothes faded into shadows, his hands gripping her soft and supple ass as he carried her upstairs toward her bedroom while pushing his tongue into her mouth.

Fluttershy ground her pelvis against Alucard’s as he carried her, rubbing the shaft of his penis against her aching clitoris and growing wetter by the second. She grinned, wrapping her arms around his neck and using her newfound strength to pull the both of them down onto the bed, rolling over so she was on top of Alucard, straddling him and sandwiching his shaft right between her buttocks.

Alucard lightly moaned as he felt the warmth of her cheeks squeezing and rubbing against his meat. “So assertive, my darling,” he said with a grin as he reached up and fondled her massive breasts, rubbing her hard nipples against his palms.

“You only have yourself to blame for this, my lord~” Fluttershy sing-songed, arching her back and pressing her breasts further against his hands, “After all, you are the one who made me like this~” She reached back and ran her hand up the underside of Alucard’s shaft, touching it lightly and flicking the head with an elongated fingernail.

Alucard moaned louder as his fingers sank further into her soft breasts. “And I don’t regret it at all,” he breathed as he leaned up and sucked her left nipple into his mouth, his fingers pinching her other nipple as he reached down to rub her soaking snatch.

Fluttershy threw her head back with a loud cry of pleasure, bucking her hips forward and letting Alucard’s penis bounce free of its confines even as she gripped it and began stroking slowly, rubbing the head with the palm of her hand.

Alucard let out a muffled moan as he sucked harder on her nipple, enjoying her soft hands on his shaft. “Just like that, my darling. Your hands feel wonderful.” He gently gripped her nipple in his teeth and pulled on it while pushing his fingers inside of her.

Fluttershy moaned, bucking her hips into Alucard’s hand as she stroked his length, grinding against him and smearing his hand with her juices. “Oh yes~! Right there, my lord! Right there!”

Alucard released her nipple and watched her breast bounce back before licking Fluttershy’s ear. “Do you want to cut the foreplay short, my darling?” he asked in a husky whisper, his length throbbing in her hands.

Fluttershy barely gave him a reply as she grinned lustily, shifting her hips up and back until her dripping pussy was positioned directly over his throbbing member. “Very much so, my lord.” With a swift motion, she pushed herself down, breaking through her hymen with nothing more than a quick gasp of pain that melted into a pleasured moan of delight.

Alucard lay back as he felt himself engulfed by her cavern. “Yours feels very different from Twilight’s, my darling. So much tighter.” He grinned as he squeezed her breasts. “How does it feel to finally have me inside you?”

“Absolutely heavenly, my lord!” Fluttershy gasped out, moving her hips and revelling in the new, wonderful sensations. She shivered, already almost ready to climax just from the feeling of Alucard inside her.

Alucard lay back as he fondled her, watching her body move and her face contort into various pleasured expressions as she rode him. “It feels heavenly for me too, my darling. You’re so deliciously tight!” He started thrusting up in time with her movements to make things feel even better.

Fluttershy cried out in ecstasy, slamming her hips against his and holding him close, digging her nails into his back on reflex.

Alucard groaned and rolled on top of Fluttershy, deeply kissing her and pushing his tongue into her mouth as he started thrusting harder and deeper into her depths, his tip just barely touching her cervix each time he plunged into her.

Fluttershy shuddered as she came, bracing herself against Alucard and stifling a scream of ecstasy into his neck. She kept thrusting against Alucard, her ass jiggling with every movement.

Alucard reached down and squeezed her ass as he groaned from being clenched by her walls. “So tight!” he groaned as he motorboated her breasts.

Fluttershy gasped, the sensation of Alucard’s motorboating being strange but rather nice. She clenched further down against him, adding an extra level of pleasure for the both of them.

Alucard moved up and kissed Fluttershy again, going as deep as he could in her. “I’m getting very close, my darling!” he groaned into her ear as he held her closer.

Fluttershy could barely gasp out a reply, moving her hips frantically against his as her orgasm approached.

Alucard held back until she came, choosing that moment to burst deep inside her, groaning into her lips as he fired several shots into her waiting womb.

Fluttershy orgasmed at the same time Alucard did, sending a jet of liquid gushing from her vagina as she screamed in ecstasy. After a few seconds of toe-curling orgasm, she collapsed limply against Alucard, panting heavily with a wide, goofy grin on her face.

Alucard held her close as his own orgasm puttered out. “That was absolutely wonderful, my darling.” He caught her lips with his own, running his fingers through her hair.

Fluttershy smiled angelically, deepening the kiss as her wings and cutie mark reverted to normal. She sighed blissfully, bathing in the afterglow of both her and Alucard’s orgasms.

Alucard finally broke the kiss. “Better than just an illusion in your head, isn’t it?” he asked as he smiled at her.

Fluttershy smiled back and cuddled against him, “Much, much better… my lord~” She giggled cutely, relishing the feel of Alucard’s skin on hers.

“You’re so much more beautiful than ever before,” Alucard said, tracing his finger along her skin. “Undeath suits you, my darling.”

Fluttershy giggled again, “It sure doesn’t feel like undeath… I feel more alive than ever, to be honest…”

Alucard chuckled and squeezed her breast. “You want to go again, or get back to the party?”

“W-well,” Fluttershy tapped her chin, “I don’t want the others to worry just where we are… So I guess we should go to the party…” She stood shakily, noticing the mix of fluids dripping out of her and blushing, “... Of course, we should clean up a bit first…”

Alucard picked her up in a bridal carry. “Which way to the bathroom then? We should clean up. Very thoroughly, don’t you think?”

Fluttershy grinned and led Alucard to the bathroom, giggling the whole way there.

Twilight hummed as she aimed her felt spider at the net, seeking to land it in the center target. “Steady… steady…” she murmured, mentally running through physics calculations. She threw the spider, watching it arc through the air with baited breath.

It landed perfectly… in the target just below the center one. “Aw man!” Twilight groaned, censoring herself due to the amount of children nearby. “I thought I calculated that correctly!”

“You think too much, Twi,” Rainbow said as she casually tossed a spider and hit a target dead center.

Twilight grumbled, smacking Rainbow on the ass in retaliation, “Shut up, Rainbow. I swear, I had that shot. I must have misjudged how much force I was using to throw it or something….” She adjusted her hat and huffed, picking up a consolation prize of a large chocolate bar.

Rainbow yelped at the smack to her ass. “I’m warning you, egghead. Only Soarin and Gilda are allowed to smack my ass.” She grinned to offset the threat.

“Zhis is fun, isn’t it, meine liebe?” Schrodinger asked from his spot on Pinkie’s shoulder, where he was casually eating some chocolate.

Pinkie grinned then froze, her nipples suddenly perking up as her grin turned positively salacious, “Perky nips, twitching glutes…” she hiccuped, “and a hiccup! One of our friends is getting down and dirty~”

Rainbow looked at Twilight, the glanced around them. “Is it Trixie and Big Mac?”

Pinkie spotted Trixie conversing with Big Mac some distance away as Big Mac manned one of the Strong Man booths, “Nnnope! I think it’s….” she gasped dramatically, “Alucard and Fluttershy!”

“But zhat vould mean…” Schrodinger muttered as his eyes widened a bit. “You don’t sink she…”

“She what?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head cutely.

Schrodinger moved his face to Pinkie’s ear. “Let him turn her into a vampire?”

Pinkie gasped, “No way! He would do that for her!?” She bounced in place, thinking of the implications, “Oh but Flutters is too nice for that kinda thing! I don’t wanna see her starve just because she’s not up to… uh… that kinda thing!”

“Vant to go see for ourselves, meine liebe?” Schrodinger asked, grinning at her with his infamous cat smirk despite the mouse costume.

“Well… what if they’re still… y’know… when we get there? I don’t wanna ruin their fun!” Pinkie shrugged, pawing at Schrodinger’s costume.

“I am everyvhere and novhere, meine liebe,” Schrodinger reminded her as he laughed from the slight tickling. “I am zhe perfect spy.”

Pinkie grinned, “Well then, check and see if they’re still making a mess in the shower, then! But make sure you don’t bother them, okay Schrody?” She hugged him close, pressing her breasts against him for but a moment before sending him on his way with a light pat on his butt.

Schrodinger appeared on the outer sill of Fluttershy’s bathroom in his mouse sized form and peeked under the shades into the steam filled room, blushing as Fluttershy’s massive rack suddenly pressed against the foggy window, her hard nipples rendered in high detail from being squished against the glass. His ears twitched as he heard passionate moans coming from inside that were in time with Fluttershy’s chest rubbing on the glass.

“Psst. Whaddaya see?” Pinkie’s voice came in from offscreen, just as Fluttershy’s breasts left the window with two clear spots, even as her back pressed against the glass, revealing a pair of bat wings where there should have been normal aerial wings.

Schrodinger gulped. “First I got an unexpected close up of Fluttershy’s massive breasts against zhe vindow, now her back is against it, und she has bat vings, Pinkie!” he whispered back. “Und Alucard is most definitely inside of her.”

Pinkie gasped and bolted on-screen, looking at Fluttershy’s window intently, “He is inside her! And-” she gasped again “- those bat wings! SHE IS A VAMPIRE!” Pinkie somehow managed to shout without raising her voice as she shook herself and dragged background back into the festival, leaving the previous scene behind.

“We have to tell Twilight!” she announced, dragging Schrodinger away.

Schrodinger let her drag him. “You seem very excited, meine liebe,” he said as he put his arm around her and rested his hand right below her breast.

“I am! I’ms super duper excited because this means that Fluttershy and Alucard and Twilight will probably be together forever and ever and ever!” Pinkie grinned, wiggling back and forth from happiness.

“Certainly somesing to celebrate,” Schrodinger agreed. “So vhat is zhe plan, meine liebe?” His hand moved up and teasingly rubbed her still erect nipple. “Feel jealous of Fluttershy’s breasts at all?”

Pinkie shivered, but shook her head, “Nah, those things are way too big for me! I’d probably break my spine in half! Mmm… keep doing that~” She leaned against Schrodinger, thanking the fact that she’d pulled them into a secluded area.

Schrodinger chuckled and kept rubbing her nipple. “Fluttershy never did, und she’s an aerial. Terrans like you are much stronger, meine liebe,” he whispered in her ear in a very husky tone.

Pinkie shrugged, “Maybe, maybe not. I mean, Fluttershy’s just got to have something special in her to handle those knockers! But those are big even for Terrans! I mean, whew! Have you seen them?”

“I got a very close look not two minutes ago,” Schrodinger reminded her while pulling her nipple covering off and pinching the erect nub. “She is very vell endowed. Any man vould be foaming at zhe mouth to play vith such lovely titties.”

Pinkie frowned slightly, “Hey! No talking about Fluttershy’s tits when you’re playing with mine! You might make me jealous!” She smirked and patted Schrodinger behind his ears, taking off her other nipple covering and using her free hand to play with her breast.

Schrodinger started purring as his free hand reached down and rubbed Pinkie’s covered snatch. “Vell… I’m already distracted by your own breasts, meine liebe.” Turning her to him, he sucked her right nipple into his mouth and happily suckled on it.

Pinkie moaned in delight, “Ooh~! That feels really good! Mmf! Weren’t we supposed to do something?” She shrugged, pressing Schrodinger’s head further against her breast.

“Ve can sink about it later,” Schrodinger muttered as he guided her free hand to his growing bulge while sucking harder on her nipple. “Zhe kitty being plowed by zhe mouse. Vhat a nice turnaround, ja?”

“Ooh! Irony!” Pinkie giggled, squeezing Schrodinger’s bulge. She slipped her hand into his pants and began stroking his shaft, peeling her crotch cover off with her free hand.

Schrodinger moaned as she rubbed him with her soft hand. “Oh meine liebe, your hands are vonderful,” he purred as he caught her lips in a tender kiss and pushed his fingers inside her.

Pinkie giggled into the kiss, her pussy gaining a slick coating of wetness from Schrodinger’s touch. She stroked him further, thumbing the tip of his shaft and feeling the droplets of precum gathering.

Schrodinger pushed his tongue into pinkie’s mouth as he moaned. Rubbing her clit with his thumb, his fingers found her G-spot while his other hand fondled her breasts. Breaking the kiss, he purred into her ear. “Tell me vhat you vant, meine liebe.”

“Oohh~ Schrody I want you inside me! Now!” Pinkie gasped, all but forcing Schrodinger’s hips forward until his tip pressed against her entrance.

Schrodinger pulled his fingers out of her and pushed them between pinkie’s lips. “How do you taste, meine liebe?” he asked as he slowly lifted her leg and even more slowly pushed his tip inside her, holding it there to tease her.

“Mmm~” Pinkie suckled on Schrodinger’s fingers, thoroughly enjoying her own sweet taste. “I taste delicious~!”

“Ride me, meine liebe,” Schrodinger purred while pushing further into her cavern at an agonizingly slow pace.

Pinkie growled, “Then stop teasing me dammit!” She grabbed Schrodinger’s hips and slammed him forward, letting out a gasp of pleasure as she did so.

Schrodinger moaned and slammed his lips against Pinkie’s as he started thrusting fast and hard into her very core, his tip kissing the entrance to her womb with every thrust.

Pinkie returned the kiss with equal fervor, grinding her hips against Schrodinger’s and hooking a leg around his waist. She leaned forward, pressing one of his hands to her breasts.

Schrodinger explored her mouth with his tongue as he happily fondled her. “Vant to guess vhat I like most about your body, meine liebe?”

Pinkie moaned, letting her head loll back, “What, Schrody?” She grinned, “Is it the tits?” She pressed his hand further against her breasts and gave her other breast a little squeeze.

“Maybe…” Schrodinger purred in a teasing tone. “Keep guessing.” He squeezed her breast and thrusted harder into her as he gripped her hip with his other hand.

“Hmmm… Is it my oh so wonderful pussy~?” Pinkie sighed, wriggling her hips around to drive home her question.

Schrodinger moaned as his eyes rolled back from the pleasure. “Keep guessing,” he panted as he picked up the pace.

“It’s not my pussy?” Pinkie asked, “Aww…. Is it my ass?” She shifted again, bringing Schrodinger’s hand down to grope her ass.

Schrodinger squeezed her supple and somewhat doughy ass. Just enough meat on it to be squeezable and pleasantly plump, but not enough to be unflatteringly fat. “Wrong again, meine liebe. But it is a vonderfully plump ass.”

“Awwww~! Can you give me a hint~?” Pinkie asked, kissing Schrodinger and using her leg to drive him deeper inside her.

Schrodinger kissed her back and smiled. “Go higher, meine liebe.” He arched his back and moaned loudly. “I sink mein tip vent past your cervix und into your vomb.”

“Ohhh~! I think it di~id!” Pinkie groaned, throwing her head back in ecstasy, “Is it my eyes~?”

“Yes!” Schrodinger groaned as he started thrusting at just the right angle to pierce into her womb over and over again. “Zhose beautiful blue eyes zhat let me see into your soul, meine liebe. Zhe vonderful loving soul zhat I love so much. I am everyvhere und novhere. Und if I vere forced to choose one place to be, it vould be by your side.”

Pinkie gasped and held onto Schrodinger for dear life as he rocked her womb, “Oh gods! Schrodinger you say the sweetest things~! I’d stay by your side, too!” She shuddered, feeling her climax coming on, “Oh gods I’m cumming~!”

“Me too!” Schrodinger groaned before kissing her again, stiffening as his tip entered her womb just in time to blast his rather sizeable load straight into the waiting cavity.

Pinkie shrieked as she orgasmed, feeling the load that Schrodinger had just blasted into her. She collapsed against him, panting for breath, “Man, I really love you, Schrodinger… y’know that?”

“I love you too, Pinkie,” Schrodinger panted as he held her close. “I love you too.”

“Aw that’s such a sweet sight,” a familiar vet’s voice said from above them, coming from the opposite roof. “You two really make a wonderful couple.”

Pinkie looked up, completely shocked, “Fluttershy!? You were watching us!?”

“Payback for spying on me and Alucard,” Fluttershy responded with a giggle. “Maybe human me wouldn’t have heard you, but my new vampire hearing did.”

Pinkie chuckled nervously, “Ah...eheh… sorry about that…. Love the bat wings though! They’re really cute!”

“You really think so?” Fluttershy asked, blushing as she idly rubbed her right wing. “Alucard thinks they’re sexy.”

“Must agree vith him, truthfully,” Schrodinger complimented. “I still prefer meine liebe zough.”

“Awwww~ Thanks, Schrody!” Pinkie giggled, reattaching her nipple and crotch coverings. “Oh wait! That’s what we were gonna do! We were gonna go tell Twilight the good news!”

“Alucard’s taking care of that,” Fluttershy said. “By the way, my costume’s an illusion. I’m actually naked.”

Pinkie stared as Fluttershy’s costume faded away, “Wait… you’ve been streaking this whole time!? I’ve heard of gaining a confident streak but that’s just ridiculous!” She giggled at her pun, finding it all too hilarious.

Schrodinger chuckled with her. “So you really don’t mind your tits being on display to us for zhe rest of zhe night, Fluttershy?”

“No. Not really,” Fluttershy admitted. “They actually grew a little. Wanna feel, Pinkie? See for yourself what Hootershy is packing?”

Pinkie grinned, but shook her head, “Nah, it’s alright! Wanna just get back to the festival? I hear Princess Luna is gonna visit!”

“Sure,” Fluttershy said as she jumped down and landed on her feet, showing off her new strength and letting the jostle do wonderful things to her breasts at the same time. “Shall we?”

“Let’s gooooo~!” Pinkie cheered, dragging Schrodinger and Fluttershy away.

“You… you did what!?” Twilight cried, looking at Alucard in shock.

“I turned Fluttershy, then made love to her in her cottage,” Alucard said. “She decided that she was willing to embrace vampirism and all its… quirks as long as it meant staying with you and I forever.”

“Well.. that’s…” Twilight grinned widely, “That’s actually wonderful!” She hugged Alucard, “Now we can actually include Fluttershy in bed and have hot threesomes! ….. And frag, I really need to stop emulating you, Alucard.”

Alucard chuckled as he hugged her back. “But you won’t. We both know that. I’ve sunk my claws into you and I’m not letting go.”

Another pair of arms wrapped around them and joined the group hug. “I’m not letting either of you go either,” Fluttershy purred in Twilight’s ear.

Twilight blinked in surprise, “Fluttershy?” She turned her head, meeting Fluttershy’s now red eyes, “.... Wow, that’s a new look. I like it!”

Fluttershy giggled. “I like it too. It suits me?” She leaned closer to whisper to Twilight. “I’m naked.” She pulled away to let Twilight get a good look.

Twilight stared, watching the illusion fade away. “Oh…. Oh!” She blushed furiously, a thin trickle of blood making her way down her face from her nose. “W-well then~”

“My idea instead of Alucard’s, if you believe it,” Fluttershy said, giggling as she jiggled her chest for Twilight. “I feel soooo naughty right now.”

“You look naughty right now too, even with the illusion, Fluttershy,” Twilight deadpanned, leading Fluttershy over to the festival proper. “Anyway, your streaking aside, Princess Luna will be here any minute now.”

“Did you and Alucard invite her?” Fluttershy asked. “Or is she showing up on her own to help her PR? I hear a lot of people are still a little… distrustful.”

Up in the clouds above, Luna smirked, snapping her fingers and letting her spell work its magic as the clouds swirled and gathered ominously.

On the ground, a few quiet strains of guitar rang through the crowd as lightning flashed and thunder roared.

Luna’s chariot appeared in a burst of shadow, erupting from the clouds, a blob of darkness so dark it was as if it were a shadow upon darkness itself.

Bats flew everywhere from Luna’s cloak as she let it dissipate into the aether, grinning viciously as it disappeared and exposing her fangs.

The chariot made a rapid circle around the town square, buzzing low over some of the stalls and over the heads of the assembled townsfolk before shooting up back above the clouds.

A bright spark lit up the clouds, Luna falling from the sky in a burst of brilliant blue and slamming into the stage just as the music hit a pause.

“Greetings, my subjects! Your Princess of the Night… has arrived!” Cue dramatic lightning and thunder, raucous cheers emanating from the crowd as they sang Luna’s praises for her magnificent entrance. Luna strutted up on stage, arms and head held high as she took in the admiration.

“Wow, she really knows how to make an entrance, doesn’t she?” Twilight murmured, star-struck by Luna’s theatrics.

“She struck me as the more theatrical one 1500 years ago,” Alucard responded. “If those cheers are anything to go by, she’s off to a good start.”

“Indeed she is,” Twilight observed, just as Luna lifted off the stage and descended to the ground, her ornate armor clanking and glimmering with every step.

Luna strutted proudly down Main Street, collecting an empty plastic pumpkin bucket from a stand and leading the town’s children around the block, learning the little tricks and customs of the holiday named after her… alter ego.

“Ah, so that is what the purpose of the costumes is,” Luna nodded, passing by Twilight as she entertained the children. “Ah! Twilight Sparkle! Our sister’s favored student! How are you on this most auspicious of evenings?”

Twilight grinned, “Very well, Princess Luna. It’s been a very nice evening so far. And yourself?”

“We are very much enjoying ourselves,” Luna said while giving the children with her a wide smile. “When we learned of this holiday named after our… other self, we simply had to see for ourselves. Tis a wonderful looking festival, and the children are so adorable in their costumes! It is most fortunate that our dear sister informed us that we need not make constant use of the Royal Canterlot Voice.”

Twilight chuckled, “Yeah, that would have been…. loud…. to say the least. Oh! By the way, this is Fluttershy, Element of Kindness and, er, ahem…. recently turned fledgling and also technically my girlfriend.”

Fluttershy stepped forward, waving at Luna, “Well hello there, Princess Luna! I just love the look. It’s very aesthetically pleasing.” She shifted into an almost seductive pose, arms folded under her breasts and lifting them up ever so slightly.

“Tis mine own combat armor,” Luna said, visibly preening at the compliment. “Not since our confrontation with Alucard have we worn it.” She gave Fluttershy a smile as her eyes briefly glowed red, her third eye piercing the illusion over Fluttershy’s body. “And we must give you compliments for thine most daring costume.”

“Isn’t it?” Fluttershy preened, her motions doing interesting things to certain parts of her anatomy. “Alucard may have chosen the costume, but the rest of it was my idea. Do you like it?”

“We find it very appealing, Fluttershy,” Luna praised, leaning in closer to whisper. “We do not recall you being so forward when we were purified. The confidence that comes with being made a creature of the night?”

Fluttershy nodded, “I didn’t realize it at first, but all the perks of being a vampire really makes me feel so much more… powerful and alive… even though, well, I’m kinda already dead…” She rubbed the back of her head, shaking herself from the slightly depressing turn her thoughts took.

“Vampirism suits you,” Luna said. “We presume it was Alucard that turned you?”

“Mhmm,” Fluttershy nodded, “I fell in love with him some time ago, but I didn’t turn until tonight because I wasn’t sure if I could handle drinking blood. But, now that I have turned, I think I’ll be alright.”

Twilight smiled, “That’s great, Fluttershy! Actually, that reminds me. Luna, I’ve been meaning to ask… but how did you become a vampire anyway?”

“I’m rather curious about that myself, Luna,” Alucard said as his arms wrapped around Twilight and Fluttershy. He smiled as he felt them lean into his touch.

Luna was silent for a moment. “Well, we suppose you have been patient enough. Very well. As we are sure you are aware, we were always the progenitor of the lycan species. Ever since drinking from the Font of Eternity. The darkness and turmoil within our heart that attracted the corruptive Nightmare was also a catalyst of sorts. As we embody the night, the Nightmare enhanced our form as it possessed us. It was because of the Nightmare that we became a vampire.”

“How fascinating. Vampire and lycan at the same time. Yet they do not overlap in a fusion and create a hybrid,” Alucard mused.

“The questions that could be answered….” Twilight mumbled, looking at Luna in a whole new light. “.... How does that even work? Lycanthropy depends on the heart’s strength and the power of the moon, so it shouldn’t be able to mix with vampirism because vampires don’t have heart beats… usually.” She shook her head, “Ah, look at me, trying to do science on a night like this. We should find the others, have some fun, maybe get some drinks.”

Luna put her fingertips to her lips as she lightly giggled. “We would be happy to explain later, Twilight Sparkle. Although…” She leaned closer to Twilight. “One of the young ones, Pipsqueak we believe is his name, seems rather taken with us. How should we respond?” she inquired in a whisper.

Twilight grinned and whispered back, “It’s just a bit of hero worship and a childish crush, probably. The crush will pass in time, most likely. I don’t think you really need to do anything at this point.”

“And if his affections linger as he grows?” Luna asked, her ears twitching a bit as she glanced at the boy while he joked around with his friends.

Fluttershy spoke up, “Well, judging from how he is now, I think he’ll grow up to be a rather nice looking man, so I figure it would be good for you to maybe go out and get a special someone… eventually, of course.”

“He is certainly sweet,” Luna noted. “Perhaps if he remains such a sweet boy as he grows…” She blushed a bit. “He just might be worth waiting for.”

Twilight frowned, “Well, I wouldn’t get my hopes up just yet. I mean, sure, waiting on him might end well for the both of you, but still, there’s variables we haven’t considered yet.” She shook her head again, “Anyway, let’s go get the others. I’m sure they’d love to meet you for real this time, Princess Luna.” She began walking away, looking for just where everyone else was.

“Okay, so I know Applejack is running the apple bobbing stand, Trixie met up with Gilda at some point… Pinkie and Schrodinger are coming towards us now, Rarity is at home but we can visit as a group once Applejack is done, and Rainbow Dash…. where is Rainbow anyway?”

A sudden crack of thunder from right behind Twilight blasted through the air, making her jump and squeak in surprise. “Gah!” she whirled around, glaring at the raucously laughing Rainbow, “Not funny, Dash! Not funny!”

“Lighten up, egghead!” Rainbow said as she lay on her procured thundercloud, wearing a Shadowbolt costume that looked incredibly skin tight and served to highlight all of her curves, especially her breasts. And judging from the way her nipples jutted out against the fabric, she was naked under the thing too. “Nightmare Night is the best time of year for pranks!”

Twilight tried to calm her racing heart as she slapped Rainbow upside the head, “That may be so, but that was juvenile, even for you! And besides, when Princess Luna is right here too!?”

Rainbow turned and grinned at Luna. “Sup, Princess? Awesome entrance, by the way!” She held up her fist to Luna, who grinned and returned the fistbump.

“We found thine practical joke most amusing, Rainbow Dash.” She looked her over with a somewhat critical eye. “Inspired by the Shadowbolt form our alter ego assumed? And hoping to allure Wonderbolt Soarin as well?”

“Heh! Got it in one, Princess! You’re sharp, I like that,” Rainbow preened, showing off every inch of her costume, “So whaddaya think? Is it a good replica or what?”

Luna chuckled. “Tis a passable knockoff.” She took a moment to savor the look of shock on Rainbow’s face before grinning to show that she was ribbing her.

“Aww, Princess! Not cool! I’m supposed to be the pranking queen around here!” Rainbow laughed, patting Luna on the back, “For a second, you really had me going there.”

Luna chuckled and patted Rainbow’s back in turn. “Tis a millennium too soon for you to claim that title from us.”

Rainbow sighed, “Yeah, you’re right… hey Pinkie, Schro. How’s it hangin’?”

Pinkie waved, “Hey guys! I see you guys have already seen Fluttershy’s new look! Doesn’t she look great?”

Rainbow looked at Fluttershy, “Holy crap, girl! Did you get even bigger!?”

Fluttershy giggled. “Bigger, sexier, vampiric,” She leaned over and whispered to Rainbow. “Naked.”

Rainbow stared, eyes wide as Fluttershy’s costume melted away, a bright blush forming on her face. “Y-you’ve been…. streaking!?” she looked to Fluttershy, shocked and more than a little aroused, “How the hell did Alucard talk you into that!?”

“Well, becoming a vampire made me a lot more confident, Rainbow,” Fluttershy said while posing for her old friend, not a trace of a blush on her face.

“I can see that…” Rainbow silently realized that all the fluid in her mouth had reallocated itself to her loins, leaving her suit sticky and her mouth dry. She shook her head and reminded herself that she was with Gilda and Soarin and Fluttershy was just a friend thank you very much.

“So where’d Soarin get off to, Rainboob?” Alucard asked. “Figured he’d be here with you and Gilda.” He sniffed the air and grinned as he smelled Rainbow’s arousal.

“Soarin had some stupid PR shit up in Manehattan so he couldn’t make it. Trixie and Gilda went off to join a costume contest or something on the other side of the festival.” Rainbow pouted and crossed her arms, “So now I’m here with you guys, without my girlfriend or my boyfriend to help get me off.”

“Perhaps we can be of assistance,” Luna said. “Where in Manehatten are the Wonderbolts doing their public relationship function?”

“We seriously need to get you up to speed on how people talk, Luna,” Alucard said.

Rainbow tapped her chin, “Let’s see… it’s about eight so the parade’s been done for a few hours, the air show was about half an hour ago, so they should be at the Mareriot hotel doing autographs and interviews. Why do you ask?”

Luna said nothing and simply vanished in a teleport that left her budding fanclub among the children groaning in disappointment.

Luna reappeared outside the Mareriot and strode inside, parting the crowd like the sea as she made her way toward the trio of Spitfire, Fleetfoot, and Soarin.

Spitfire stood and gestured for the others to as well, bowing low in supplication, “Princess Luna, it’s an honor to see you here tonight. What brings you to Manehattan tonight, if I might ask?”

Luna simply grabbed Soarin by the arm. “Thy subordinate is needed elsewhere, Captain Spitfire.” Deeming that a simple enough explanation, she and Soarin vanished in a teleport.

Spitfire spluttered as the crowds went wild with speculation about just what Luna needed Soarin for. “W-but-! What the-!? You can’t just do that!” Spitfire sank back into her chair, dreading the questions that were sure to come.

Luna and Soarin reappeared among Twilight and her friends. “We have brought Wonderbolt Soarin.”

A pair of arms slowly wrapped around Soarin’s neck from behind right before a large pair of breasts pressed against his back. “Thank’s Princess. You’re a lifesaver.” Rainbow planted a kiss on Soarin’s neck. “So glad you could make it after all, baby,” she purred.

Soarin chuckled, “Yeah, I’m glad too. Though, Princess Luna might have just caused a massive scandal, what with her dragging me away like that without any warning.” Still, he slipped free of Rainbows grip and turned, kissing her full on the lips.

Rainbow kissed him back and wrapped her arms around his neck, her fingers running through his hair. Breaking the kiss, she whispered in his ear with her bedroom voice. “Please tell me you’ve got some condoms on you.”

“More than enough,” Soarin whispered back discretely patting the hidden pocket under his chest pads. “I was thinking of you this whole time, y’know,” he grinned, holding her out at arm’s length and admiring her costume, “Good to know that we’re matching tonight. Love the look, by the way.”

“Designed it especially for you and Gilda, babe,” Rainbow purred, posing on her thundercloud for him. “Shall we slip away and have some fun, then find Gilda?”

“We shall,” Soarin flapped onto Rainbow’s cloud, grabbing ahold of it and steering them away from the group, “Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but boyfriend duties call and what a lovely siren song it is. We’ll see you later!” He saluted, leaving the rest of the group behind.

“20 bits says she starts screaming within ten minutes,” Alucard wagered, looking around for takers.

“Sucker bet,” Everyone deadpanned simultaneously, then cracked up laughing. Twilight chuckled and shook her head, “Alright then, let’s go get Applejack and maybe… actually, where’s Anderson?”

“Over here!” Anderson called as he walked toward them, accompanied by Seras and…

“Is zhat Pip Bernadotte?” Schrodinger asked in surprise at the man on Seras’ other arm opposite Anderson.

The aforementioned Frenchman was wearing a rather standard pirate costume, though the sleeves of his red coat had been ripped off to show his arms. A fake beard covered his face and a captain’s tri-corn hat sat upon his head. He also had on white undershirt and a pair of trousers tucked into his boots and a pair of gloves. A blunderbuss hung loosely from one hand while a saber was sheathed at his waist. He also had a few belts here and there for effect. “Ahoy!” he called, saluting jauntily.

Seras had chosen a differently themed costume, choosing instead a tight outfit of leather. A short jacket over a bustier, with tight pants tucked into knee high boots. A pair of gloves connected to spiked bracers, and spikes adorning the rest of her outfit. At her hips were a pair of sheathed knives. She had also gotten a red wig

Anderson seemed the most visually impressive of the three, given that he was clad in brilliant, gleaming blue and gold armor with a massive broadsword on his back. He even had on a blue cape and dyed his hair brown. He waved jauntily, a grin on his face, “How do you do, lads and lasses?”

“Vhere did zhe Frenchman come from?!” Schrodinger asked, staring at Pip from Pinkie’s shoulder. “I don’t like being confused! Explain, Seras!”

“Well, apparently he’s from an alternate Equestria and is also from Earth,” Seras announced, bouncing slightly with each step. “Apparently he actually is French.”

“So… He’s like you, Anderson, Alucard, und myself?” Schrodinger asked, his ears twitching.

“Yup!” Seras chirped, planting a kiss on both Pip and Anderson’s cheeks. “So, what are you lunkheads doing just standing around for? Come on, the night is still young, and even if it wasn’t, I’m sure Princess Celestia wouldn’t mind if her favorite sister made it a few hours more to keep the party going!”

“Come in!” Rarity called out as the doorbell chimed. She laid back on her couch, white sheets, veils, and curtains artfully layered around her new, custom made, white and silver fainting couch. Feathers littered the ground around her as she flexed her prop wings, both surfaces gleaming in the brightest of whites. Rarity herself had draped herself in a loose fitting robe that seemed almost translucent in the almost blindingly white lighting. If one were to look especially closely, one might discover the tiniest of bumps upon her stomach whenever she laid on her back.

Twilight opened the door and led the not so small group of friends into Rarity’s boutique. “Evening, Rarity. How’s Nightmare Night treating you?” She looked around at the decor. “I love the decorations. And that costume is absolutely beautiful.”

“Thank you darling! I spent so long trying to get the decor just right! But, oh, Nightmare Night has been rather boring. After all, I can hardly indulge my cravings for garlic fries in public now can I?” Sure enough, stashed away safely in an out of sight corner was a massive stack of empty fry trays, still dripping with grease and cheese. She plucked another tray from her kitchen, levitating it over and digging in with utmost grace and poise, turning an exercise in gluttony into an art form.

Luna’s gaze wandered down to Rarity’s belly, noticing the tiny bump. “You are with child, Rarity?” she asked, having not become aware of this fact until tonight. No doubt her sister had failed to mention it.

Rarity frowned, patting her stomach, “Unfortunately, yes. That bastard Blueblood violated me and left me with his child, but I intend to keep it, try and make up for the sins of the father and all that.” She bit into another fry with a bit more force than necessary, a light scowl upon her face.

“An admirable decision, Rarity,” Luna said. “Many in thine position would seek to be rid of the child by whatever means were necessary. That you choose instead to both bear and raise the child speaks volumes of thine generous spirit.”

Rarity tittered and blushed faintly, “Oh, well, I just believe that children shouldn’t take over the sins of their parents is all, and every child deserves a chance at life.” She finished her tray, levitating over, this time, a bucketful of fried shrimp absolutely slathered in…

“Oh gods is that wasabi!?” Twilight cried, staring at Rarity in shock.

“Quite, darling. I’ve hit the pregnancy stage of food cravings, and they tend to be rather illogical and disgusting, as you’ve just seen,” Rarity explained, eating her shrimp, “Though I wouldn’t have guessed that this combination would have turned out so well.”

“I’m sure you’ll hate it again once the baby is born, Rarity,” Fluttershy said, leaning lovingly on Alucard. “How long have you been in the weird cravings stage?”

“Oh, just this week, really. I suppose it’s to be expected, what with the Gala having been about two months ago.” Rarity took another bite of shrimp, moaning in food induced bliss.

“Notice anything different about me, Rarity?” Fluttershy asked, stepping away from Alucard and stepping closer to Rarity.

Rarity looked up from her bucket, gasping in awe when she saw Fluttershy, “Those hips! That waist! Your breasts! Your skin! Your eyes! Your wings! My darling, if you were beautiful before, now you are quite possibly vampiric sex on legs! Oh, I’m not even attracted to women and I still feel the urge to jump you!”

Fluttershy giggled and twirled for Rarity. “And I’m not even in costume anymore. I’m going au naturale.” She crossed her arms under her breasts and lifted them ever so slightly.

Rarity gasped again, watching Fluttershy’s costume melt away, “O-oh my! How…. risque~!” She coughed and bit into another shrimp, “Anyway, to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit? Just checking up on a poor, pregnant woman who has nothing better to do than feel pretty, read, and eat disgustingly greasy and unhealthy food?”

“Perhaps you’d like to stretch your legs and come to the festival with us, Rarity?” Anderson offered. “You must have put such work into your costume. Seems a pity to stay inside and not show your work off.”

Rarity frowned, “Well, I am running low on stockpiled garlic fries and I don’t exactly feel like using my runes to facilitate running across town to place another order at the diner, so I suppose I shall. Just give me a moment to change this set up into something more presentable.” She stood and flexed her magic, letting it swirl around her and gather all the veils and curtains, cutting, trimming, and sewing until she swept the excess fabric away and revealed her new look.

A long strip of pink fabric looped around her arms and over her head, floating with assistance from the wire stretched through it. From two wings, she had gained an additional six, eight broad wings flapping under Rarity’s own magic. A body stocking with a few choice cut outs and an entirely bare right arm and leg covered her modesty with ornate gold cups over her breasts. A pair of decorative wings stretched from her left wrist. She had on a pair of high heeled boots, as well as a pair of belts wrapped around both her right thigh and midsection as well, carefully out of the way of her growing child. A helmet and a blond wig completed the ensemble, leaving Rarity standing there as something even more radiant than normal.

“She certainly has the look of an archangel,” Pip complimented. “And she made that costume herself? Not bad at all.”

Rarity preened and let her costume wings fold, allowing her to more easily go through doorways, “Why thank you, mister….?”

“Pip Bernadotte,” the charming Frenchman introduced, kissing the back of Rarity’s hand in a show of gentlemanly chivalry.

“Why thank you, Mister Bernadotte, I must say, your outfit is similarly dashing, even though its concept matter is rather less than the gentleman you seem to be.” Rarity tittered again, moving past the group and to the door, waving impatiently, “Well, come on then! The night isn’t getting any younger, you know!”

Rainbow moaned loudly as she lay back on the thundercloud, her costume hanging from her left ankle as she was pleasured by Gilda and Soarin. Gilda lovingly sucking her nipples and Soarin plowing hard into her piping hot core.

Soarin groaned, the feel of Rainbow around him almost too much to bear. With a heaving grunt of effort, he panted out, “I’m gonna cum, Dash!”

“Me too!” Rainbow moaned. “Gilda! Where do you think he should cum? All over us?”

“Y-yeah, Dash! C’mon Soarin, cover us in your cum!” Gilda cried, pulling Soarin out of Rainbow’s pussy and jerking him off, shoving her fingers inside Rainbow as Rainbow began fingering her in return.

Rainbow deeply kissed Gilda as her free hand came up and fondled Soarin’s balls. She broke the kiss and grinned at Gilda. “Let’s lick him til he cums, baby.”

Gilda grinned back at Rainbow before letting her tongue dart forward and lick the tip of Soarin’s cock. “I like the way you think, babe!”

Rainbow’s tongue came out and started licking his tip, purposefully rubbing against Gilda’s tongue as they pleasured him and each other, their moans filling the air around them and making them glad they’d distanced themselves from the festival.

Soarin groaned loudly as he came, splattering Rainbow and Gilda with his seed. Gilda cried out as she came as well, clamping her thighs around Rainbow’s hand while fingering Rainbow with greater intensity.

Rainbow moaned as her face and breasts were covered, screaming as she came hard and accidentally kicked the thundercloud, discharging all of its lightning at once, creating a lot of noise that echoed into the cave they were near.

A great, echoing roar answered the thunder, a massive dragon ripping its way out of the cave with a loud growl. “WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!?”

All three lovers fell back with a simultaneous squeak of fear, almost paralyzed at the sight of the dragon. “Oh shit…” Gilda muttered, quaking in fear, a patch of yellow growing out from beneath her.

Rainbow noticed the growing spot and couldn’t resist snickering. “Did you really just piss yourself, G?” She quaked herself at the next growl from the angry dragon. “Uh… Sorry we woke you up! We didn’t know you were in there!”

“PUNY HUMANS!? I SHALL CRUSH YOU BENEATH MY CLAWS!”

“RUN!!!” Rainbow screamed before grabbing Gilda and Soarin and flying away. “NEVERMIND YOUR CLOTHES!!! JUST SAVE YOUR FLESH!!!”

The dragon gave chase, roaring and spitting fire, crushing everything in its path with the force of its fury.

“.... Did I just hear a roar?” Twilight blinked, looking out in the direction of the strange noise.

“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!” Rainbow screamed as she, Soarin, and Gilda streaked past them.

“Was that Rainbow Dash, Soarin, and Gilda?” Rarity asked. “And why are they naked?”

Luna pointed in the direction they came from, “We believe the reason is right there.”

The dragon barrelled into town, sweeping buildings aside with its bulk as it chased after Rainbow, Soarin, and Gilda. Luna grinned, “It has been quite some time since we last fought a dragon! We were already having fun, but now the fun has beendoubled!”

Her hands glowed a brilliant blue, the moon overhead abruptly going through its phases until it hit the full moon, a bright shaft of silver moonlight streaking down and slamming into Luna’s form, transforming her into sleek, lupine form, armor shifting and changing with her and maximizing her speed.

With a feral, fang filled grin, Luna burst forth, disappearing with a sonic boom and shattering the ground beneath her. She slammed into the dragon, driving it back and causing it to stumble.

The dragon roared in rage, blasting at Luna’s form with intense flames, melting the ground beneath it as it retreated to the edge of town. Luna started clawing at the dragon’s scales to no avail, her claws not having the edge necessary to do more than scratch the scales.

The dragon roared again, batting Luna aside as if she were nothing more than a fly. Luna went tumbling through the air, slamming into a tree and going through it in a spray of shrapnel and splinters, knocking it and several other trees down before she slammed into a substantially larger tree.

Spitting out blood, she stood and grinned, howling wildly and letting her vampirism shine through the lycan blood coursing through her. She disappeared again, long streaks of light arcing up and around the dragon, rending deep slashes in its hide as Luna’s strength went from superhuman to supernatural.

Bright streaks of mana lit up the night sky as Twilight joined in the fray, her wires flashing brightly under the moonlight. “Come!” she cried, a mad grin upon her face, “Let us dance with the devil in the pale moonlight!” She laughed as she carved trenches into the dragon’s frame, mere papercuts to its size, but still gushing with fat droplets of steaming, almost boiling blood. She licked a droplet of blood from her fingertip, her arousal bursting to life as she visibly steamed from the fire affinity and the amount of mana in the blood. “Ohhh fuck the hell yes!” Twilight screamed, her wires lashing out wildly and causing even more blood to splash from the dragon.

Another roar from the dragon, filled with unfathomable fury mixed with pain, as it slammed its claws into the ground, causing a small earthquake and shattering the ground, launching both Twilight and Luna into the air. Luna spread her wings, now batlike and much, much larger, and maneuvered through the flying rubble as Twilight giggled insanely and teleported above the field of rubble, slashing apart everything that got too close. She landed and shook the excess blood from her hands and wiped some more out of her eyes, rather enjoying the spicy, almost smoky smell and taste of the blood.

Loud gunshots announced the arrival of Alucard, shadow matter and hundreds of eyes in full view as he slid into the scene, a massive hound covered in eyes bursting from his body and lashing out at the dragon’s throat, savaging the armor over it and actually rending the flesh beneath.

The dragon roared and swung its tail, slapping Alucard away and splattering him over the surrounding area, both Jackal and Casull flying into the air from the force. Just as they reached the apex of their arc, a black blur swept them from the air, landing near where Alucard’s shattered head lay and placing them down there. Seras tore off her wig and grinned, “Y’know, Tom, I never thought I’d get into a situation like this, but…” she placed a hand on her back, a runic circle bursting to life as she grabbed the object coming from within, “... I like it!”

With a determined gaze, Seras took aim at the dragon and announced, “Bitches love cannons.” The Harkonnen roared as it fired, a massive shell erupting from its barrel and slamming into the dragon’s eye with enough force to pulp it completely, the over sized bullet exploding and taking out the entire eye socket.

The dragon yowled and screamed, thrashing wildly as the Harkonnen took great, gaping holes out of its body. Its tail swept around once more, batting Seras into the air, prompting the now just arriving Anderson and Pip to look worriedly at each other, then in a show of remarkable camaraderie, Anderson launched Pip into the air, allowing the french pirate to catch Seras with a jaunty, “Mademoiselle.”

Pip landed and both he and Anderson beat hasty retreat, knowing that nothing they would do would be able to seriously harm the dragon. Seras sighed contentedly, being in the arms of two exceedingly handsome and well built men.

Meanwhile, Twilight had managed to scale the dragon’s body with Luna, the both of them using the holes pierced into the dragon’s flesh to send as many offensive spells as they could into it and cause more damage. Twilight dropped Luna off around one of the dragon’s neck wounds as her wires launched her up and over, between the dragon’s wings. The wires lashed out once, twice, thrice, and the once proud and majestic wings were reduced to shreds in the approximate consistency of chunky salsa. Twilight grinned and planted her feet against the hide of the now grounded dragon and wrapped her wires around the base of its wings, just as Schrodinger dropped off a wildly grinning Pinkie.

“Hey Twilight! Schrody and I figured you might need some help!” she whipped an amazingly complex hammer out from behind her back, grabbed Twilight around the waist, pressed the head of the hammer flat against the dragon’s back, and fired, an explosion propelling Twilight and Pinkie away from the dragon and letting the wires around its wings constrict and gain tension, eventually tearing the wings straight off.

The scream of pain and hatred was heard all the way in Manehattan.

The dragon stumbled, pride and body in tatters as it made a few more reckless swipes, sending Luna flying away once again. It fell to the ground with an earthshaking thud, sending dust and debris everywhere from the impact.

Just as it began to get up again for one last desperate counter attack, a shadowy figure burst from the tree line, a helmet upon its slender, androgynous shape, concealing the figure’s identity. Said figure drew a sword as it flew through the air, making hundreds of swipes in the single moment that it hovered over the dragon’s head.

As soon as the figure landed, the dragon’s head exploded into chunks as the figure sheathed its sword and nodded at a dumbstruck Twilight, flashing back into the darkness and leaving no evidence of its existence other than a single business card, embossed with two lightning bolts in the shape of a V, one black, the other electric blue.

“Was that a cyborg ninja?!” Pinkie gasped as she put her grenade launching hammer away. “No way! I thought those were just a myth spread by the nutjobs who think Princess Celestia’s an AI planning to plunge the world into a downward spiraling war economy and rule everybody!” She gasped loudly. “Princess Celestia’s a power mad AI after all!”

“.... Pinkie. No. That would be retarded.” Twilight slipped into a Canterlot accent as she spoke, imitating the condescending bastards she used to know and hate. “Princess Celestia isn’t an AI, nor is she power mad. She just really, really deserves more vacation time… and fewer bitching and whining nobles.”

Pipsqueak ran over to Luna. “You’re so amazing, Princess Luna!” He hugged her tightly. “You’re my favorite princess!”

Luna, having changed back, smiled down at Pipsqueak, “Why thank you, Pipsqueak. You honor me with your words.” She patted him on the head, “Still, isn’t it past your bedtime by now? And besides,” she tried to shield the corpse of the dragon from his view, “this isn’t exactly a scene appropriate for someone as young as yourself.”

Pipsqueak smiled up at her. “But you’re such a great fighter! Will you come for Nightmare Night next year too?”

“We shall see, young captain. We shall see.” Luna grinned, “Now come, we must get you home to your parents lest they worry for your health. Shall we?” She extended her hand, letting Pipsqueak take it. As they lifted off, Alucard finally stumbled back into the clearing, huffing angrily.

“Dammit! Did I miss the entire godsdamn fight!?” he glared at the dragon’s corpse, kicking it a few times for catharsis.

“Yes, yes you did, Alucard. What even happened to you?” Twilight asked, mentally calculating the path the dragon took, trying to figure out where its hoard was stashed.

“Gibbed by the tail!” Alucard muttered as he crossed his arms. “Not sure what’ll cheer me up now.”

“I’m still naked~” Fluttershy cooed in Alucard’s ear as she pressed up against his back and ran her hands across his chest.

Twilight grinned, “And I’m really, spectacularly horny. And I’m pretty sure Princess Luna is coming back later because I could smell her arousal too.” She kissed Alucard, grabbing his bulge, “So what say you and I and Fluttershy head back to the library and prepare for Princess Luna’s joining of us?”

Alucard’s eyes rolled back as he lightly moaned. “Lead on, Sugarlips. It’s gonna be a fun afterparty.”

In one of Ponyville’s undamaged back alleys, a lone figure seemed to appear from thin air. Looking around, the figure knelt before a patch of particularly dark shadows. “Reporting, my Princess,” the figure said in a distorted voice that was impossible to identify as male or female.

Luna stepped from the shadows, an imperious look upon her face, “Good work out there, my agent. Though, would it have killed you to have waited just a few minutes longer, Thunderclap?”

“I apologize, Princess,” Thunderclap replied. “Only Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie saw me up close, and neither of them saw my face. My identity remains hidden.” The ninja chuckled. “Though I can’t help but laugh at Pinkie Pie’s label for me. She called me a cyborg ninja.”

Luna chuckled as well, “Yes, I overheard that. Is that all there is? Any troubles with your…. pets?”

“You mean aside from Wolf being a smartass?” Thunderclap inquired. “No. My pets are performing perfectly, and Wolf’s recon shows that Twilight Sparkle is pillaging the dragon’s hoard as we speak. And I thought Rarity was the greedy one.”

Luna chuckled, “Alas, Miss Rarity is the Element of Generosity. Though, it comes as no surprise that Twilight Sparkle would take the dragon’s hoard. After all, to the victor go the spoils. I suppose I shall have to convince her to part with some of her new hoard. You deserve a reward, my agent. However, I must ask… Wolf?”

Thunderclap awkwardly chuckled. “That really isn’t necessary, Princess. I merely dispatched the dragon after it had been weakened. Besides, me coming into part of a slain dragon’s hoard would be rather conspicuous, and I prefer to keep my work life and home life separate. As for Wolf… It’s just a placeholder. I’m still considering names.”

“I see. Nevertheless, you have earned it. If you would rather not take the hoard as an actual sum of money, then perhaps I could invest it in some more pets for you?” Luna hummed, idly drumming her hands on her armor.

“You know I’m always happy to accept payment in pets and upgrades for them,” Thunderclap answered. “I wonder how Wolf will react to his next upgrade.”

“Most likely he will cost some noble or the other a fortune in property repair,” Luna deadpanned, “Anyway, that seems to be it for the debriefing. You may go.”

“Of course, Princess. I’m sure String Theory is wondering where I am.” Thunderclap stood and snapped his heels together as his left arm rose and his left hand was pressed against his back in a fist, beneath the sheath of his sword, and his right arm rose in front of him, his closed fist held over his heart. "For princess and country, I walk the shadows. I am deceit, I am cruelty, I am wrath, I am greed, I am treachery. I am the last line of defense against those that would subvert Harmony. Where Harmony cannot reach, I am the dagger in the night. The Chaos that acts on Harmony's behalf."

As he spoke the creed he had sworn to, Thunderclap seemed to slowly melt into the darkness as he faded from sight.