(Sort of a self-insertion… Some fiction thrown in to make it interesting.)

Hey, name's Joe, on my 18th birthday I was transported to Equestria… no idea how I got there, but armed with my limited knowledge of MLP and an arsenal, I just may survive.

What? No, I'm not going to kill anyone!

Or pony! Chill man.

But… can I even die? the ponies are nonviolent… maybe I can help them… maybe.

I'm not the best at Maths, I'm not the best looking, but goddamnit I'm passionate when I put my mind to something! Although, I can't just tell them what will happen, they'll call me crazy! Maybe I am… Maybe that's why I'm here, my world is now filled with 'maybes' but I can't doubt myself, not now, not when i've got to live my life here.

But being a quite shy, depressed and antisocial individual, it just makes it harder to live in a world with no place for such a being, maybe they can convince me otherwise? Especially when I was planning to commit suicide, but maybe they can help me reshape my life…

This will contain some hopefully comical moments and some sad.