"Muahaha?" I groaned, I feel like I'm doing this too much. "Seriously? You didn't even spare on the over-pronunciation of mua? You went all out didn't you?" I asked the evil voice as I turned around and looked into the sky. I felt Rainbow stand beside me with Celestia on my right. "Sombra?" I asked as my guards looked around and Magma was standing stock still.

Another evil laugh, followed by a hiss. "You must be Lee~" He said, making me bite my cheek and suck on it. "The Princesses boy toy~" He taunted.

I held up a finger and tut tutted. "No no no, I am everyone's boy toy~" I corrected, I mean, come on... I'm too sexy for just one pony. Of course, Dash just gave me a look that said she was going to have some choice words with me later, I responded with a wink. "Anyways, whaddya want Somby poo?"

I heard a snicker from behind me as Sombra replied, "I've come here to tell you," I suddenly felt a presence next to my ear, and I shivered. "You are going to die very soon~"

...

...

"That's all?" I asked as the presence disappeared. "Dude, stop being so damn cliche, I mean come on, be original or something, for Christ's sake." I told him, shaking my head. I mean, seriously, Sombra was reeking of the cliche vibe. "That's what all you bad guys say."

"Well I-"

I cut him off, apparently much to the shock of several bystanders, "And furthermore, why are you hissing? What are you? A snake?" I asked him, I don't remember much hissing. "I mean I get you're a dark unicorn who pulled an Anakin Skywalker and all that, but can you not steal copyrighted content?"

"I-"

"Are you going to start breathing like Darth Vader next?"

"ARE YOU QUITE DONE YET?!"

"... yes." I nodded, smiling. I love being an asshole. All around me I saw a few crystal ponies looking at me like I was crazy, I was, no doubt about it. I mean, I am pissing off a dark unicorn that can summon the dead, I was way outta my gourd doing that.

Rainbow Dash liked it though, she was snickering. "Oh man."

I heard a growl from Sombra. "Make ya angry yet?" I asked the unicorn as the air around me grew cold. Princess Celestia stood next to me protectively, wings flared outwards in a show of dominance as her horn started to glow. I decided to join in and pulled out my sword, a sweet sounding shing could be heard as I drew the blackened blade. "Oh Somby poo~"

"You will rue the day you set foot onto this world young human," Sombra growled as the ground began to shake, making a few ponies standing around, fall onto their bums. Suddenly the ground in front of us cracked open, and I cursed.

Uh oh.

Rainbow Dash, Celestia, along with my guards and I watched as the ground split open, I stumbled back and we had to split up so we didn't topple into each other. The tremors stopped as soon as they started, a minute passed, then another... then I saw a clawed hand snake its way out of the crevice, followed by a hiss.

Great, what now? I wondered, first those zombies on the train, now whatever this thing was? I watched as the beast crawled out of the hole, looking at me with beady black eyes, the mouth opened like that thing on Halo and it was just butt ugly. "Holee shit." I cursed as I backed away, every one of the ponies in the street had run for it, smart ones they are. "Guys, we might be in a spot o trouble."

Celestia flared her magic as my bat pony guards took on defensive positions, sending a bolt of something flying towards the mutant creature that I swore I saw somewhere before. The bolt hit the thing, sending it flying back down the hole with a screech... but... like all good stories...

It brought friends.

"Bugger me!" I yelled as more of those things popped up out of the hole, both Dash and Celestia took flight, Magma's body quite literally exploding beside me as my bat pony guards spread out. Well, except for Dawn, she just took out her hammer and charged into the growing horde of muties with a battlecry. "Oh lordy." I growled as my hand clenched aroudn my blade's handle. I wasn't exactly expecting a fight, but I should have expected something like this.

For once my logic has failed me.

I shook my head, getting into a fighting position as one of those things spotted me, I only smirked. "Come on sucka!" I growled, baring my teeth as I ran at it. The thing growled, lunging at me with a roar of challenge. It swung its claws at me and I blocked them with my sword, my reflexes were decent enough, I mean, I am a black belt after all. But this thing was hella strong, and managed to push me away with only one arm. "Shit!"

In the air I saw Rainbow looping around, her armor shining brightly... oh yeah, I may have forgotten to mention that little tidbit. When Rainbow landed in front of us last chapt - I mean... a few minutes ago, she was wearing armor... now, I have no idea where she got it, or what it was made of but it was shiny as fuck. It was a striking bright silver color that covered her whole body, and it was a light looking armor with holes for her wings to stick out, and some small plates that went across her wing joints.

It was pretty awesome looking.

I watched as she flew through the sky, zooming faster than I've ever seen her move and striking at those muties with blows, swiping and jabbing like a pro. I knew she had trained in some kind of pegasi fighting style, but I didn't know what it was, I needed to ask at some point.

Celestia meanwhile, was dealing with a horde of those things, drawing them away from the crowd of ponies who had hidden inside of the shops. She burned them with her fire, setting them ablaze with a flick of her horn. It was terrifying.

Oh wait... wasn't I fighting too?

"Well shit!" I cursed as the mutant slashed at me, my arms moved of their own accord, and I found my sword coming back around swiftly to block the mutant's claw as it swiped at my side. Claw met blade in a clang noise, and getting an idea, I gripped my sword and in one swift movement, yanked the sword up and in a show of crimson... cut off the thing's hand/claw thing. Black/crimson blood shot out of the thing's wrist, staining my pants as it gave off a screech. I didn't stop there, I swung the blade around again for another hit, his time cutting off its head.

My blade went through the tough looking skin with ease, leaving behind a burn and a smoky trail as its head fell off, falling to the ground. I held my blade up, gripping it with both hands as I eyed the next one.

"Batter up!"

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Rainbow's Perspective

This armor is so light! I cackled as I flew to the ground, landing on my front hooves and spinning. I kicked out my hind legs in both directions, I landed a blow on one of those creatures, my hind hoof slamming into its gut and sending it stumbling back, my other hoof hit one of the smaller ones in the head, snapping it as I leveled out and took flight again.

I hovered in the air, looking down at the street. Those things were coming out of the hole, whenever one was taken down, another would pop up and take its place! Celestia had her hooves full with dozens of those things, but she was handling herself pretty well, setting the majority of them on fire and turning some to stone. Those bat ponies I saw were also taking care of the ones near Lee, who were they?

Wait... where was that other pegasus I saw before?

A sudden explosion from an alleyway caught my attention, and I felt an intense heat wave as something shot up into the sky and hovered near me. The fires I saw down below were raging, quickly eating away at the mutants who screamed and shrieked in terror as the flesh from their bodies was burned away, shit I saw it melting away!

I looked over at the pegasus, seeing fire... with wings. "What the heck?!" I yelled as flames dripped off of the pony like water, falling onto the mutants and setting them ablaze.

She turned to face me, eyes blazing. "The mutants are moving further into the city... we need to stop them." She told me, her voice blazing with such intensity I felt myself starting to sweat.

I blinked. "Uh, right." I told her, nodding as she fell to the ground hooves first, creating a small explosion and sending mutants flying. Damn you Sombra! Ponies were going to be seriously hurt... maybe even killed! I looked around on the ground for Lee, eventually spotting him slashing and hacking away at the mutants with a furious expression on his face, his yells and cries I could hear from up here, along with his curses. This fight was going to be a tough one, we needed to finish this!

I was having fun, but still, lives were at stake here!

Pulling my wings close I started descending to the ground, and seconds before hitting I flared my wings out and landed, on a mutant cracking its neck and making it fall to the ground. I leapt off of the thing, soaring through the air for a short time before landing next to Lee. He really needed armor or something! His clothes were getting ripped!

He spun around, cutting into one of the mutants as his eyes found my own. "Having fun~?" He asked me, thrusting his sword forward and stabbing another mutant.

I ducked a swipe from one of the thing's coming at me, and spun kicked it in the legs. "Heck yeah!" I yelled as I threw an uppercut at the mutant, sending it stumbling back with a snarl. I quickly followed up with a series of jabs to its chest and head, it retaliated with several swipes, and tried to bite me. I managed to fend it off with a good swift punch to the face, cracking something. "You?"

Lee swung his sword in a downward arc, slashing off the arm of one mutant, he followed up with a stab, burying the sword up to the hilt. Once the monster snapped its jaws at him, he brought up his sneaker, and kicked the beast away, causing it to stumble back as blood gushed from its open wounds. "Ain't nothing better!"

As I kicked at a smaller mutant, I asked, "how did your training go?"

"Pretty good, considering I was fighting against Luna!" Lee replied, throwing a kick and slash as an explosion of fire happened nearby. Sending muties flying. Who was that pegasus?! And how was she doing that?

I wonder... I shook my head, time for questions is over! "We gotta stop these things before they head into the city!"

"How?!" Lee asked me.

I didn't have an answer to that. How could we stop these things?! They just kept coming! Another explosion shook me from my thoughts, making me look over at a small shop that was on fire, mutants ran out screaming as they were on fire. I saw the pegasus from before standing amidst the flames, the fire surrounding her body like an intense aura. It was devastating to witness. The mutants all burned, flesh falling from their bodies as the pegasus threw fireballs...

What the fuck?

"Sombra!" Lee bellowed over the roars. "Stop this fucking shit and come out!" He slashed at an infected with his sword, growling as the mutants started to split up. "Shit! They're running!"

"We have to stop them!" Celestia cried as she flapped her wings and took flight. I also took flight, flying above Lee as he flicked his blade, sending blood droplets flying onto the ground.

Lee turned to the bat ponies, "Can you guys handle this?!" He asked them.

The biggest bat pony looked, smashing her hammer into one of the mutants with a gleeful expression on her face. "Breeze! Sharp Sight! Go with Lee and cover him! Me and the Major have got this in the bag!" She cried, smashing her hammer into another.

The Major, who I guess was her, nodded her head towards us. "Go stop those things! We'll handle things here with Magma!"

With a nod, Lee turned around and flashed me a wink and we both started down the road. Two of the bat guards trailing behind us as we pursued the mutants. The bat ponies above us were on either side, and one of them held a long pole in her hooves. She looked down the pole, and she pulled something on it before the end of it exploded and one of the mutants ahead of us fell with a screech. I looked shocked, what was that?!

"She's got a gun!" Lee told me as we ran, jumping over a table. "Don't ask how, I'm not sure sure myself!"

I nodded. I wasn't really going to ask anyway. Maybe later, but not now. Instead I focused on chasing down one of those mutants, and it just turned left! "Damn it!" I turned left, following it and splitting off from Lee.

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Lee's Perspective

"Rainbow split off down the alley!" Sharp Sight told me as we chased after some of the mutants, and to my shock I saw another one run off. "Damn it!"

"Go after it!" I told her, vaulting over a small wall. "Breeze and I got this!" She nodded hesitantly and flew off after the other mutant. Breeze glided down next to me, her blade devices were hooked onto her hooves and I could see the blades glinting from the sun. She looked up at me, red eyes locked on my own. "We got this!" I told her with a smile, she returned it with a nod.

We chased the mutant across the street, ponies of all types ran into their homes, a few of them dodging swipes of the beast as we trailed it to the castle... Wait, why was it headed there? I could see the Crystal Heart glowing from here, were they after the heart? I knew Sombra was after the heart before, to... what was he wanting to do with it? I couldn't remember, but it wasn't good.

Shit! I cursed as I pushed my legs to go faster. "I think they're after the heart!" I told Breeze, getting a shocked look from her. "Can you stop it! I can't run fast enough!" That thing was so damned stupid looking, how was it moving so fast?! Shit, I wasn't going to catch the thing at his rate! Breeze sped up ahead of me, flapping her wings and catching up to the thing. Before I knew it, Breeze had gotten into a fight with the thing, I slowed down, stopping to catch my breath. Shit, this is insane! We managed to catch these, and I have no doubt Sharp Sight and Dash got theirs done... now what?

"Now you die~" Sombra's voice whispered to me.

I gasped, my blade flying up in a block just as something swiped at me from the side. I was sent skidding across the ground with a grunt.

"You got lucky." Sombra told me, his shadowy body appearing next to me. I held my blade up, facing him.

"Stop this shit, or I will-"

"Stop me? Please, I've heard it many time before."

"...actually I was going to say Skullfuck you senseless, but that works to." I smirked, eyeing the shadow in front of me, green eyes locked on my own. Nasty fuck.

"I can hear your thoughts, you know."

Stupid fat motherfucking goat turd sucking shit stain ass burger poopypants nipple clampin-

A loud roar cut me off, blowing my hair back. "CEASE YOUR INFERNAL THOUGHT PROCESS!"

"Hehehehe, probably shouldn't have told me that~" I chuckled, waving my blade around. "Haven't you heard? I'm the guy in that prophecy thing, that means I'm going to kick your ass. So how about your surrender now?"

"Hahahahaha, that's what you think little human." He cackled before tendrils of shadow snaked their way towards me.

This'll be fun. I told myself as the tendrils attacked me. One of them came from the right, and moving to the right I slashed at it, dispelling it as another came at me from the left, shit he's moving faster than I thought he would. I ducked the attack, thrusting my blade upwards and stabbing into the shadow tendril, drawing a roar of anger from Sombra. Hehehe.

My victory was short lived however by a massive shadow ball hitting me in the stomach. I couldn't stifle the yelp as I was thrown back, when did this turn into Pokemon?! I flew back pretty far, hitting a table outside of a food place and rolling onto the ground. I managed to recover, somewhat. My back hurt something fierce, and my stomach felt like it was on fire...

Oh wait... it was.

"AHHHHHHHHHH MY GUT'S ON FIRE!" I screamed, rolling on the ground and flailing. Fucking fuck it burned! And my shirt! That bitch! "I'ma stab you!" I yelled, bolting up onto my feet and charging at the shadow blob, sword held above my shoulder and blade pointed forward. Once I got close enough, I thrusted my sword forward, I moved really fast, faster then he probably thought I could move. My blade suddenly burst into flames as it connected with him, and he screamed.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOR!"

Then boom, I was sent flying back again as a blast of dark magic hit me head on. I flew through the air, and hit something that smashed before hitting something else. My vision went white and I felt weightless, then everything stopped as I hit a wall, my head smacking into it like pumpkin and leaving a nice indent no doubt.

"THIS ISN'T OVER!" Sombra bellowed before all went silent.

I just let my head hit the wall, gargling what tasted like blood in my mouth. Tasty. I murmured as a minty green figure came into view.

"Lee?!" I heard.

"Who dat?" I asked, spitting out blood, oooooh that was a big glob of blood.

"It's me Lyra!" I heard, oh joy! "Bonnie! Go get help!"

"Right!" The sounds of hooves leaving and a door opening sounded, than Lyra came over to me.

I felt her hooves on my shoulder, and she snaked her arm under my neck and helped me up. "Are you alright?" She asked, her horn glowing to give her light.

I nodded weakly. "Just peachy..." I muttered, I heard growling coming from somewhere.

"Crap, one of those things is in here!" Lyra told me, pushing me back. "Stay back you, thing!" She yelled.

"Lyra... run..." I told her before everything went black.

Fuck...

Author's Note

Well, that fight scene sucked ass. I suck at fight scenes.