A Mess of Titanic Porportion

"Please get off my back."

"I'm sorry, it was instinctual." I hopped off, I don't know what possessed me to do that, but it just felt right. Now if only she still had her armor... and a lance...

"So, where do you think he went?" I went right, because left is wrong. "Also, you don't really think he would do anything TOO bad do you?" Its not him I'm worried about... "Are you sure your just a prime minister? You seem to be acting more like a ruler that he has."

"He's more of a figurehead right now" I wonder how the empire is holding out?

"You got any threes?"

"Go fish... slave"

"Did they really leave us behind with this... thing?"

"I take offense to that! Those bastards couldn't run my country even if I was there to assist them!"

You know, I really hate sombra right now, and I don't know why. "Found them." Celestia abruptly stopped, causing me to run into her and stumble backwards.

"What, where?"

"Down there!" She pointed to the courtyard before flying down. I jumped off the edge.

"So, you cause any trouble?"

"No" Something about the way he said it...

"You sure?"

"...Yes?"

"Reeeeeeeally sure?"

"Yes."

"Suuuuuuuper sure?"

"GET OUT OF MY FACE!" I pinned him against the wall,

"What did you do, I know you did something." He disappeared in a vortex, forgot about that, and I fell into the wall while he ran away behind me. I then shot at his legs, and missed every shot... stupid legs. Celestia walked up behind me,

"Did he do something?"

"Yep."

"Are you going to go after him?"

"No, too much trouble."

"You sure?"

"Very."

"Because, he's coming back." Wait, what? I looked back to see mason jogging back. I moved to intercept him, when he ran past me, picked up luna, and ran back in the direction he came from.

"REALLY?! Did that actually just happen?" Mason called from the distance,

"I lost a bet." That little... I looked to celestia "Well, not just my problem now" She sighed.

"Hop on" I did,

"FORWARD, FULL SPEED, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"

"Don't make me drop you" ...

"Just go."

The Chase of Canterlot, as the guards called it, was an event that was spoken of through the ages, and so well enjoyed by both pony and minotaur cultures, that it is reenacted every year on that date.

"MASON! I will gut you when I get my hands on you!"

"FASTER KNAVE, THEY GANE!"

"Would you like to run, your highness?"

"...no"

"Celestia, quickly, we almost have the mongrols!" I yelled throwing a spear I took from a guard.

"It has been a millennium since I last ran this fast, let us keep up the chase!" She slightly ran faster.

"Don't push yourself too hard old-timer" She gave a small kick.

"That is not a very noble thing to say to a lady!"

"...Your a lady?" She ran past a low hanging chandelier.

"Malcus ykfy wahl din! Stop chasing me!"

"Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A blue bolt of magic whizzed past my head. I started grabbing random things and threw them at him. A few things were thrown at us too, I caught the first one,

"AH! METAL THING! WHY LARGE LIZARD THROW YAK?!"

"I apologize" I say... before I threw him back.

"ENOUGH!" We all magically froze. "I am so so sorry princess, but ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!"

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"..."

"..."

"What?" we all said simultaneously.

"This uh, this is... ah fuck it, I got nothing." I looked at mason,

"I was just fulfilling my side of the contract." He looked at celestia,

"Well, I'm sure if we ask my sister, we'll know what's going on." We all stared at luna,

"... HE CHEATS!"

"I DO NOT!" suddenly all our mouths disappeared. damn you, twilight.

"Again, I am so sorry princess, but I am disappointed in all of you! You are all soverign leaders, and your running around the castle like, like, MADPONIES! Ugh!" she unfroze us and stomped away

"ME MNND MR MTHS MAK!" When our mouths came back, we all looked at each other.

"You started it." We said simultaneously. Wow, three fully grown adults and one man baby running around, arguing like children.

"Fuck you Kenny"

"What the hell for?"

"You know what you did."

"No I don't man baby" Mason tackled me... out of a window.