A Mess of Titanic Porportion
When you get turned into something you weren't before by a magical merchant. With all the perks, all you need to be is yourself, whichever one that may be. After all, What could possibly go wrong?
Two guys with chuunibyou syndrome buy a thing from an actually nice merchant in a shady corner store and get sent to Equestria, and, well, I think we all know what is going to happen.
No one dies a virgin, as life will always screw you over.
A crossover with the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and Macross
The picture has nothing to do with the story, but the situation is just as ridiculous.
NOTE: After speaking with my friend, we have decided that this story is "too far gone for our skill". Maybe we will rewrite this eventually, but for now, we just can't do it.
19648 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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18 Chapters:
- Two idiots at a convention 2015-08-15 23:02:28 UTC490
- A Daedra and a Giant walk into an empire... 2015-08-16 00:23:35 UTC909
- Hostile takeover 2015-08-17 01:26:17 UTC872
- Something is actually done! 2015-08-21 20:59:48 UTC752
- Mortals of the Crystal Empire 2015-08-21 21:52:55 UTC620
- Damn you Mason! 2015-08-21 23:42:46 UTC1447
- A very stressful dinner 2015-08-23 22:34:19 UTC829
- Absolute Pure Unadulterated Bullshit 2015-08-28 19:53:40 UTC1137
- When all else fails... 2015-08-28 23:41:55 UTC1140
- ...You hang on to your butts. 2015-09-04 19:36:21 UTC1206
- A Mess of Insignificant Porportion 2015-09-11 18:28:55 UTC926
- Too much ingenuity 2015-09-12 00:12:56 UTC1175
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home 2015-09-12 20:39:56 UTC1011
- Chapter name pending 2015-09-13 22:51:25 UTC2181
- A Trip to Gryphongrad 2015-09-18 18:57:38 UTC778
- A Meeting of the Minds 2015-09-20 01:06:05 UTC2195
- Without a shadow of a doubt... 2015-09-21 00:19:06 UTC749
- To Light a Candle, is to Cast a Shadow 2015-09-27 23:52:54 UTC1231