Chapters

The Accident
The FHE (First Human Encounter)
First Day of School.
A friend for Flutter.
The Best Night of My Life. Ever. Of All Time.
They found out we eat meat...
Something a Little Bit Different
A Pretty Good Night
Deeper into the Rabbit Hole

The Accident
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The Accident

So, here it is. I have been thinking about doing this for a while, so I am finally doing it. This will probably be about 5-10 chapters. If people really like it, I'll make it more. Enjoy!

Twilight Sparkle was reading one of her books on magic. Specifically, a spell that would be able to teleport anything she focused on. Since she knew both levitation and teleportation, she thought it would be easy.
It turned out that it was more complicated than she had originally thought, but today she felt she could do it. At the moment, she was just checking over some last-minute notes.
Twilight now packed up her notes and books into her saddlebags, and an apple. Not to eat, but to test with. Just then, Spike walked in.
"Alright! Now I'll go meet up with the others!" She said. Spike rolled his eyes and walked down the stairs, followed by Twilight.
"So why can't I come with you?" He asked.
"Because, Spike, somepony needs to watch over the library while I'm gone!" She smiled at him. "I'll only be gone for three hours!" She called over her shoulder as she exited the library, excited to show her friends her spell. She trotted through Ponyville, heading straight for Sweet Apple Acres. The rest of her friends would be there, waiting for her. It didn't take long to reach the spot where the rest of The Mane Six were waiting. They were near the barn, only a few meters away. It was a clearing, full of grass. Her friends were sitting on a picnic cloth. Rarity was next to Fluttershy. Pinkie next to Applejack, Rainbow Dash in the middle of both Applejack and Fluttershy.
"Hey Twi!"
"Twilight!"
"So what is it you wanted to show us darling?"
"I hope it's something super-duper-extra special!"
"Sup Twilight."
Twilight giggled to herself about her friends welcoming, but stiffed it.
"Alright girls, I wanted to show you my new teleportation spell!" She started to rummage for the apple she had brought.
"Didn't you already learn how to teleport?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Yes, but this spell allows me to teleport anything that isn't me." Twilight replied, holding up the apple in her hoof.
"Alright, sounds cool. Show us!" Twilight nodded once and looked at the apple, focusing completely.
Step One: Keep a calm, clear head. She repeated in her mind.
Step Two: Focus on the object you want to teleport, and in vision it where you want it to appear. She thought about right next to AppleJack, on the ground.
Step Three: Send magical surge into said object, and keeping track of where you want it to be, along with it's appearance.
Once she sent the surge of magic, she looked next to AJ. Sure enough, the apple was there.
"Well, I'll be an apple fritter, it worked!" AppleJack exclaimed. Twilight earned a lot of 'That was awesome!' and 'That's very impressive.' She blushed and murmured 'Thank You's.
"Hey! I wonder if it works on ponies!" Pinkie said. Everypony looked at her, then at Twilight.
"I-I don't know! I mean, it worked on you when we were in my magical bubble but.. I guess I can try. Who volunteers?" Pinkie raised her hoof.
"Ooh! Ohh! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Okay Pinkie. Stand still, and close your eyes. When I tell you to open them, you will be standing next to me. Ready?"
"Yup!" She did as Twilight said.
Meanwhile, Twilight repeated her steps and opened her eyes and looked to her left. Pinkie was right next to her.
"You can open your eyes now." She stated. One of Pinkies eyes cautiously opened, and was immediately followed by her jumping up into the air.
"Yay! It worked!" She yelled.
"Twilight, darling, how about you try to teleport us over to the spa for our meeting." Rarity said. Twilight was still kinda tired from the first runs, but figured she could handle it.
"Okay." She repeated her steps, but when she completed step three, her power was over-surged, and they didn't arrive at the spa. Instead, they ended up somewhere else. Somewhere where the grass wasn't a lot greener, and they weren't ponies anymore.

"Twilight! What the hay happened?" Rainbow groaned, trying to get back to her hooves. Then she found out she didn't have hooves anymore, but instead had hands with five fingers, and feet with five toes. She gasped and looked at her friends. They had all changed too.
"I feel different.." Twilight said, also trying to stand up. She found out it was like trying to stand on her hind hooves, but this felt more natural. Now she noticed the changes too. She looked at her friends, all without clothes.
Pinkie had white skin, with huge reddish-pink tuffs of hair.
Fluttershy also had white skin, but with a paler shade of pink hair.
Rarity had pale white skin, with her luxurious purple hair.
AppleJack had a darker shade of white skin, and blonde hair.
Rainbow also had white skin, and her usual rainbow hair.
Lastly Twilight noted they didn't have tails anymore.
Everything else about her friends was the same as usual...wait, they didn't have wings or horns anymore!
She felt her head, and only felt hair. No horn.
"This is mighty weird Twi. What in Equestria is goin' on?" AppleJack asked, looking herself and her friends over.
"Well that's just it AJ. I-I don't think we are in Equestria anymore..."
"Umm...What do you mean by that?" Fluttershy inquired.
"Well, I think that we didn't teleport to the spa, and have instead came to...wherever we are, as this." She gestured to herself.
"So what your saying is, we aren't ponies anymore, and we are not in Equestria? That means we should look for help..." This was the first time Twilight saw Rainbow nervous and scared. like this. It wasn't normal.
"I second that." Rarity said, looking at Twilight. They all nodded. Now Twilight actually looked around at her surroundings:
They were in a field, right next to a city. She started walking towards the nearest road. Right across the street, there were houses and other buildings. Her friends soon followed, cautiously and slowly.
They had started to cross the road when they saw something metal and about the size of a chariot speeding towards them. It drifted and came to a stop, right in front of Rainbow Dash. The driver got out and looked at these naked strangers (not in a perverted way!) and gasped. Right here, in front of him, were human versions of the mane six!

The FHE (First Human Encounter)
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The FHE (First Human Encounter)

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"You-You....Are-I-Wha? are you guys the Mane Six?" I stuttered, from shock and awe. It took a second for them to answer, and Twilight was the first to approach me.
"Y-Yes? How do you know who we are?" My jaw dropped.
The Mane Six, here? On Earth? Squee! Then the cars that were behind mine started to honk.
"I'll have to explain later. For now, just get in and come with me." I gestured towards my 2-door Black mustang GT. Twilight looked back at her friends, then to me, then back again. She nodded and headed towards my car. I pulled the seat forward, and everybody but me and Rainbow got in the back. I pushed the seat back and got in, whilst opening the passenger door. She got in, and I took off towards my house.
Let me say two things. One, I have no idea how they all fit back there, but they were skinny and could do it. I glanced back and saw Pinkie on AJ's lap, Twilight in the middle, and Fluttershy on Rarity's lap.
Two, they were all still naked. I am going to have to find a way to fix this.
We turned and drove and turned again, to arrive at my humble house. It was two stories, and a basement. I lived there by myself, since my brother and sister moved out, and our parents passed away.
"Well, here we are!" I smiled as I helped them out.
It was awkward for me, with them being naked. They didn't seem to mind though. Once they were all out, I closed up the car and wen to my house door, pulled out my keys, and opened the door. Holding it open, I stood to the side and let them in first.
Do you know how hard it is to not stare at hot naked chicks in your house? Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one who doesn't stare.
The girls just wandered around, astounded.
They need some damn clothes!
"Listen, if you don't mind me asking, but... why are you all naked?" They looked back at me for a second. Now, we were just in my living room, and having unclothed people there was strange, but still, I am not complaining.
"My guess is that since we didn't usually wear clothes in Equestria...Then we don't have clothes here." Twilight stated.
"Speaking of which, how did you get here anyways?" I asked, eager to hear her reply. She spent the next twenty minutes explaining about the spell and all.
"That makes sense...I guess we should get you guys some clothes. I don't mind," I winked, "But others might. My sister left some of her clothes here, because she didn't need them. Follow me."I went up the stairs and into Crystal's (my sister's) room.
"Alright, I think you all would be the same size. If not, we have to hit the stores."
"Th-Thank you..." Fluttershy said. I smiled and went over to Crystal's closet and opened it. There were MLP shirts (she was a brony also) and regular clothes. I decided to leave them to get dressed.
Now, alone is my room in the basement, I can think.
Wow. The Mane Six are really here, on Earth, and they are in my house. What. De. Fuq. This is so awesome! Alls I need to do now, is teach them the basics, and we can "hang out" I guess. Crap...I still have school for the next month. I guess they can come too...they are just exchange students.... what can possibly go wrong?
I face-palmed.
Did I really just ask that? I chuckled at my own joke. I went back up to check on them. When I opened the door they were just doing the finishing touches. You know, doing their hair, and AJ was looking for something. Then she looked at me.
"Howdy there mister?..."
"Oh, my name is uh...Jay."
"Well there, Jay, ah'm looking for something to hold mah hair up. And a hat." I smirked.
"I have the hat, and here is a rubber band for your hair." I tossed her one from my sister's box of accessories.
"Oh, Jay? What are we going to do... exactly?" Twilight was so adorkable. "And I think I need some glasses to see better."
"I can get you some contacts, and today, we are probably going to stay inside. I'll show you some things from our world, just because it's Saturday."
I showed them back into the living room, and told them to wait. They all took up different seats on the couch, and a couple of chairs. I came back with an exact replica of AJ's hat, but human-sized, and an extra pair of contacts. I have to wear glasses, but I decided to use contacts instead. A bonus was that I had different colors. These were purple, so they didn't change the color.
"Here." I said as I handed the hat to AJ, and the contacts to Twilight.
"Thanks!" She took it and placed it on her head like she usually does. Twilight just stared at the contacts for a second. I face-palmed again.
"I forgot. Here is how you do it." I took one of the contacts and gently put it in her left eye. She did the same to the other.
So much of me wanted to squee right there, but I didn't.
"Alright girls, I guess I will show you some basic things, and a few more complicated things." I smiled and spent the next three hours explaining some human history, cars, electronics, the internet phones, science, and the differences between Earth and Equestria.
"Well thanks for all the info, but you still haven't explained how you know who we are." Rainbow said after I had finished.
This was the one thing I wanted to wait to explain. I checked the time. 5:37 p.m.
I sighed and started explaining.
"You are.. the main six in the cast of ponies on a show, called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I know who you are, where you used to live, your personality, and how you looked before. I am not a stalker, but this is all explained in the show."
I picked up my laptop from the coffee table and hooked it up to my huge 54" TV with a HDMI cable. Then I went to youtube, and started the first episode.
We kept watching up until the end of season one. I checked the time again. 3:57 a.m.
"Wow..I-I never knew...wow." Twilight stuttered. I yawned, and then everybody else did.
"I was so awesome! I always am, of course." Rainbow smirked.
"I am on a TV show! I'm famous!" Rarity exclaimed.
"There were people watching me? Oh, I didn't know! Did I look okay? Did they like me? I hope they did..." Shy Flutter is shy.
"I threw the best parties! It was so cool!"
"I am not sure if ah'm okay with this, but it was mighty fun to relive some memories." I smiled and looked at them.
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired. I am going to bed now...Well, there is my sister's room, plus the guest room. Their beds are only big enough for two..." I sighed. "If anyone needs to sleep in another bed, come downstairs to my room. Good night." I let them leave first, going upstairs, then turned off the lights. I had already taken my shower and changed when I heard a knock at my door.
"Come in." The door crept open and Rainbow Dash walked in.
"There wasn't enough space for me in the other beds..." I smirked.
"Alright, then you can sleep here." Now, one thing about my room: I have posters of the Mane Six in my room, especially Rainbow, and some of the princesses. Also, one of vinyl Scratch. My bed is pretty big, and has covers with all their cutie marks on it. The background was black, and the marks were neon-colored. She took off everything (except her undershirt, bra, and underwear.) Heh, it's funny that the panties had her cutie mark on it, and the shirt was a picture of her with some sunglasses on, leaning back, and the words "Deal with it!" under. She slipped under, and laid her head on my black pillow with flames. It was one long pillow.
"Ya know, it's kinda cold down here..." I smiled and put my right arm over her. She snuggled closer to me, and was soon fast asleep.
While Rainbow may be acting weird, I think I like it. I closed my eyes and drifted off to the land of dreams.

First Day of School.
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First Day of School.

Alright, I guess I can tell you little description of Jay, since there are some things that won't make sense unless you read this!
Jay is a eighteen year old Caucasian male, about 6' 1" with black hair and blue highlights with a special musical talent. He is fast,strong, and agile. He loved to DJ, do parkour, and watch MLP:FiM. He lived a normal life. During the day he went to high school, and at night he had his DJ job at a local nightclub. His nickname is Faint, or DJ Bron-3 during work hours. They had let him work there because he was really good at what he did. He just couldn't drink there, yet. He has his driver's license (where he lives you get it at 17) for his black Ford Mustang GT, with a custom paint job of blue flames going around the edges. Now, it was only a 2-door car, and the inside was mostly black and blue. Even his exhaust flames were blue. Now back to him. His wardrobe consisted of hardcore style tripp pants, jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, long-sleeve shirts, skater shoes, and other accessories.
OH! AND ANOTHER THING! Austin and Jero, hope you don't mind me using you guys in my story!
Alright, back to the story!

*Monday morning. (Sunday Jay just explained cooking, movies, sound, and also what was going to happen for school.)*

I woke up, noting that Dash was still asleep. I smiled and got up to get dressed, when I noticed my clock. The time was 6:38 a.m.
This was around the time I had to get ready for school. I groaned quietly and went over to my closet and opened it up, revealing all my clothes. Now, this closet was about the size of another room, so it could hold how ever many shirts and stuff I had. I put on my favorite hoodie, that had his OC pony on it, (which is my OC Faint. :D) with shades leaning back with the words,
"Deal With It! Cuz I'm a Brony for life."
I also put on my black black/blue tripp pants, my socks and his favorite blue and black sneakers. The last things I had to put on were my fingerless gloves, blue LED dog tags, dark blue watch, my signature blue flight goggles, much like the ones that Vinyl Scratch wore on MLP (but were more fit for humans, yet they had the same design) my blue/black gauge earrings (which were both blue/black) and my red contact lenses. I needed glasses, but they said I could wear these instead. For now, I kept his goggles around my neck, showing the blood red eyes of mine.
The very last things I had to do were brush my teeth, comb my hair (which was about 4 inches long, and I had it in a style just like Rainbow's.), and put my black belt with a metal version of Rainbow, but with the mane and tail colored with rainbows, while she was doing the 'Sonic Rainboom'. Once I was satisfied with how I felt and looked, I went to wake up Dash. I slowly crept over to her and looked at her for a second.
Man, is she hot or what?
I smiled again and poked her in the stomach, lightly, and she woke up slowly. When she was fully awake she groaned, and then looked at me.
"Hey there sleepyhead, how'd ya sleep?"
"Fine...Hey, isn't today the first day of school for us, or is that tomorrow?"
"Today." I checked the time. 6:58 a.m. "Now you have to get dressed. I'll meet all of you in the living room in thirty minutes, so hurry up. She groaned again, and left my room to go get ready and wake her friends up. I went into the living room and started to get my stuff ready. Now, my backpack was a bit modified, so it had a pouch for holding my laptop, and two other pouches for other stuff. The laptop pouch, however, fit the laptop snugly so when I did parkour with it on, it didn't move at all. It also had straps that latched onto my belt, again for safety measures when doing parkour. I packed up my black laptop, my journals, and books. It wasn't much, but still.
About twenty-eight or twenty-five minutes later, the girls all came down with their pre-packed backpacks and clothes on and everything, ready to go.
"Alright, so remember what I told you about this school, and you will be fine. Also remember what i told you to say, if anyone asks a question that is not about the schoolwork. Got it?"
"Yep!"
"Yes I am darling."
"Oh i can't wait to see what school is like!"
"Well, ah wasn't one for school, but I guess ah'll go."
"I hate school, and would rather not go, but whateves. As long as you're gonna be there, it'll be okay." Rainbow shrugged.
"I-I guess....I just hope they aren't mean..." Shy Fluttershy is really shy.
"Okay then, let's get going so we aren't late." School didn't start until 8:30, and it was only 7:35, so we had time. We all left and I stopped when I forgot about my car. I face-palmed and groaned at my stupidity.
"What is it?"
"That car is not big enough."
"Don't worry about it. We can fit like last time."
"If you say so..." Then they did get in, just like last time. I mean, almost exactly in the same spots. I took off towards the school, only a five minute drive with my car. I say that because it is super fast! We arrived there at 7:43. I parked, and we all piled out. While the other girls just looked for a second and closed the doors, Dash came over to me. I smirked and took her hand.
Yeah, in the time that you missed, me and Rainbow got together. All I did was take them to a NASCAR race, but she loved it. Then we really got to talking, because I like fast things, with myself being fast. (I mean that both sexually and not. *wink*)
It was the same with her, so we got along pretty good. Then I showed her parkour, and she said she wanted to try it. I told her next weekend. Then we started really being together a lot, and then I asked her. She said sure, and so here we are.
U Jelly Bro?
We all started walking towards the school. Now here is where I tell you all two things about me:
One, is that I do smoke marijuana, but not frequently. Like, maybe twice a month.
Two, my friends also smoke it, they are bronies, and we all like parkour. I saw my two buddies waiting at the school steps, smoking, when they noticed me.
Crap, here are two problems already. They are smoking, and they will freak out over these six. I sighed.
"Wait here." I told them. We were about ten feet away, so they should be fine. Rainbow looked at me, but I just shook my head. I walked over to Jero and Austin.
"Guys, stop smoking when they are around. If you teach them about it, i swear to God I will kill you." I nodded my head in the girls' direction.
"Who are they?" Austin asked.
"You stop smoking when they are around you guys, and you'll find out." They put their smokes out on the floor and put them back in their pockets. They are like me, not very frequent smokers. The only reason we do it because our lives suck, and we needed an outlet. Besides parkour and ponies.I motioned for the girls to come over, and they did.
"Alright guys, you won't believe this. Meet: The Mane Six."
"No way." Jero instantly said.
"Nu-huh." Austin shook his head.
"Oh Really? Here. Hey girls, would you care to state your names."
"Hi! I am Twilight Sparkle, star pupil of Celestia and element of magic."
"I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria!"
"I'm Pinkie Pie! Best party-thrower ever!"
"My name is Rarity, and I am the best fashion designer ever." I chuckled, but it was true.
"Mah name is Applejack, and ah grow the best darn apples you ever tasted! Ah also make the best apple desserts!"
"I-I'm Fluttershy..." She hid behind her hair as soon as she said it.
Their jaws dropped when they realized that they all answered with the correct accents and personalities.
"I-I-I...My mind...I don't even...What?" Austin stuttered.
"That is.. I can't believe..Awesome!" Jero said, standing up. Austin followed suit. The shook all their hands.
"It's almost time for class. I'd better get you guys enrolled quickly." I said, checking my watch. "See you guys later."
We all waved goodbye and headed for the office. When we got there, we entered and went over the the lady that handled the new students.
"Hi Mrs. Beeson! I have six new students. They are exchange students from...Texas!" She just looked at me.
"Names?"
I was about to speak, when they started to say their own names. When they had all finished, Mrs.Beeson just stared at them for a second, grumbled something about weird parents, and typed it all in. She then printed some papers.
"Alright, here are your classes. They are the same as Mr.Jay's. Here." She gave me six papers, and went back to her computer. I turned and left, with them right behind me. Rainbow walked a little fast and took my hand again.I stopped when we were outside the first class, with ten minutes left.
"Alright, these are the schedules. Read them, and then we are going to go in." I waited another eight minutes, while they read. They each looked at me in turn, and I opened the door and walked into the stupid math classroom. Funny enough, there were six seats near me. One on my right, one on my left, and the rest behind me. Rainbow sat at the desk on my right, Twilight on my left, and Fluttershy right behind me. The rest took their seats behind her. Applejack was the farthest one, and was at the back of the classroom. I handed the teacher their schedules which had their pictures and names on them. She nodded, handed them back, and started.
"Alright class, today the last month that we have is going to be review, so you can remember things for next year..."

*3 and 1/2 hours later, lunchroom.*

"Man, school still sucks."
"Ah agree with you there Rainbow."
We were walking towards my usual lunch seat, with my two friends already there. We just had math, then science, then social studies. I still hated school, no matter what, because I always had the boring things first. It was okay, but it still sucked.
Out of nowhere, these two guys walked up to Rainbow, who was not right next to me at the time. She was just now walking away from the lunch line, when they started to mess with her.
"What's up with the rainbow hair? You're gay aren't you!"
"Yeah! You're a gay whore!" They laughed.
Remember what Jay told you Rainbow. Don't lose you're temper. She thought. I turned and saw her as I was sitting down, and got right back up.
"So what are you gonna do whore?"
"Yeah, what you gonna do stupid lesbian?" They were all up in her space and everything. She was getting mad, we could all tell. Then one of them pushed her.
Oh. Hell. No.
I walked up behind the pair of bullies, and grabbed one's shoulder.
"Leave her alone. Now."
"Oh, what are you? Her daddy?" The shorter one asked.
"Do you want to get your ass kicked?" I asked him.
"What do you think you can do freak?" The taller one said. I let go of his shoulder.
"Wrong answer..." I pulled back and punched him right in the nose. The other tried to grab me, but I just grabbed it, twisted, and slammed it with my elbow. The tall one tried to get me from behind, but I just spun around and grabbed him by the neck. I lifted him up with my right hand and punched him with the other. When he started to bleed, I slammed him into the ground.
The whole cafeteria watched me. The mane six had a frightened look on their faces, but my fiends got up and walked over to me. I had stomped on the short one, when they arrived. Then they started laughing.
Austin looked at the taller one, still laughing, and said,
"You just got knocked the fuck out!" This made him and Jero laugh harder.
"Good one man. I though you were losing your touch, spending the weekend with all girls!" Jero wiped a tear of laughter from his eye and patted me on the back. He was about the same height at me, but only an inch shorter. Austin was an inch taller than me though.
I smiled and looked at Dash. She was still kinda scared, but she managed a weak smile. I walked over to her ad hugged her.
"I have a small temper." I whispered into her ear. She hugged me back and we started to walk over to the rest of the group.
"Thank you." She whispered back. The, we were stopped by the principle.
Oh fuck me.
"You two! Go to my office, NOW!" I sighed and changed course.

*Twenty minutes later, principle's office.*

"What happened?" She asked to Rainbow.
"I-I was walking over to my boyfriend and the rest of my friends,"
Oooh, boyfriend? HELL YEAH!
"When those two bullies started making fun of me. One of them pushed me, and Jay came to stop them. They wanted to fight him, so he did...Then that's when you came." The principle looked at me. I nodded. She sighed.
"Alright, since that was self defense, technically, I will let you off the hook Mr. Jay. Don't let it happen again." She pointed to her door and we left.

*3 hours later, back at my house.*

When we got home me and Rainbow were pelted with questions. We had to spend almost an hour, explaining everything in fine detail. I also had to talk about my temper.
"See, my fuse is lit when someone does something I don't like. My fuse stays lit as long as they keep doing it. If they do something physically though, to someone I really like, then my fuse is cut short, and my bomb goes off. Don't worry, none of you could ever make me that mad. Just annoyed, maybe." I explained.
"Oh, ok. It's just that...you were..." Fluttershy was cut off by Pinkie.
"you were scary! I mean you beat them up! Really easily!" I chuckled.
"As I said, don't worry about it." I smiled. Then we got into our usual night routine. Watch some fanvideos, then go to bed.

Can't wait for next time! See ya!

A friend for Flutter.
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A friend for Flutter.

This chapter was just weird to think of, but here it is!

*One month later, second to last day of school left. Thursday.*

It has been a normal day so far. We woke up, got dressed, etc. We came to school, and are now in science.
"Can you please send Mr. Jeromino to the office?" The teacher pointed to him, and he packed up his things and headed for the office.
At this time, I was in the bathroom, taking a piss. I was walking down the hall, when I heard the principle talking to Jero.
"Now, mr.Jeromino, you are here because something has happened to your parents. They...They have died in a car crash. I am so sorry."
Everything was silent for a second, until I heard Jero's sobs. I shook my head.
Damn, that sucks...

*5 hours later, after school at our favorite parkour park.*

"So...Jero...if you don't mind me asking but.. What did you go to the office for?" We had just arrived at Parkour Park. I asked him cautiously, just in case.
"I-My...My parents..They.. They died in an accident. A car-crash."
"Oh...Well, that sucks. Are you gonna be okay?" He looked at me and nodded. I smiled and we got out.
"Man, we haven't been here in a few weeks! Just like I remember it." Jero stated. Austin wasn't with us, because he had studying to do, or something.
"Yep! Well, let's get started!"
I am pretty sure we practiced for a few hours, before getting tired.

We were now at Jero's house, because I was dropping him off.
"you sure you are going to be a-okay?"
"Yes, Jay. Don't worry about me!" I smiled at him, but there was a tap on the passenger window.
"Open up! You have to come with us! Pack your things, then come on." The police officer said. I raised an eyebrow at him.
Jero rolled down the window and replied to him.
"Well, who the hell are you? And why do you think I am coming with you?"
"I am escorting you to the social services orphanage. Since you now longer have your parents, or other family, you must come with me." I snorted.
"Actually, he has me. I'm his brotha from anotha motha. In all seriousness, he can live with me." Since Jero is only 16, they can take him away. After that age though, you're in the clear. Also since I am eighteen, I am old enough to be able to take care of all of us. With my job and all.
"Hmm.... I need to see some identification, to make sure you are over the age." I handed him my school ID. He checked it, and then handed it back.
"Alright, you are in the clear. But if I hear you guys cause ANY trouble, he will be taken away. This does also mean that this house, no matter what, will be sold. Get your things and go." Then he left. I smiled at him, and he returned it.
"So you are my legal guardian now? Pfft, whatever." He went inside, and came back ten minutes later with 2 suitcases and a backpack. And a couple of boxes. And a laptop.

*10 minutes later, my house, everything of Jero's is inside.*

"Hey girls! I'm home!" I called out. The first person I was greeted by was Rainbow, who had come from my room. She tackled me and gave me a peck on the cheek.
"What on Earth took you so long?"
"Well," I started, rubbing the back of my hair, "Jero's parents died... Now he is moving in here. That's about it, I guess."
The rest of the girls arrived during my explanation. Fluttershy heard this and ran over to him, hugging him.
"Oh you poor thing! This must be so hard for you!" She said, still hugging him.
Now one thing about Jero:
His favorite pony is Fluttershy. Now that she was hugging him, he blushed and hugged her back.
"Now ah reckon that is mighty hard on that heart of yours."
"Aw...That's so said. I know! We should have a party, to make you feel better!" Pinkie bounced up and down, loving her own idea.
"Yes, that is quite sad. However, I must inform you Jay, that we found an extra room. It was empty, but hidden behind a painting in the hallway upstairs." Rarity said, sitting down on a couch.
"Ha! I knew there was always an extra room! What was in it?"
"It held a bed, and a nightstand with a lamp. Nothing else." Twilight said as-a-matter-of-factly.
"Well, there's you new room buddy! Now you might as well get your stuff all nice and unpacked, and make yourself at home."
I said to Jero, still being hugged by Fluttershy. He looked up and pulled her away.
"Thanks! I'll get right to it." He left, carrying things. Fluttershy even helped him set up the room to how he had wanted it.
In that time me and Rainbow just read one of my old fanfics, about my OC pony and her.
"You had my personality right on! Although, about the 'Clop' part..." I rubbed the back of my head again and blushed.
"I'm sorry, it was just a fanfic. I never thought you would-" She cut me off.
"No. I liked them. Sometime, we should try that." She winked. My jaw dropped.
Me? Her? Fo Realz? OmygodOmygodOmygod! Total Squee!
"I-Uh..um..well..I don't know, ya know? I mean, it's up to you and all...Sure, sometime." I managed to stutter out.
She smiled and left for my room, leaving me on the couch with my laptop on the table.
Well then. I think I am ready for bed! Let's she if she meant tonight..NO! Keep control over yourself. Just because she's hot, nice, awesome, and man DAT FLANK! Argh! Keep it under control.. Keep it under- OH BUCK THIS! I jumped up after her. She wasn't in my room though. I decided to take my shower.
I got out, and was drying off when I heard someone enter my room.
"Hey Dash, that you?" No reply. I shrugged and left my bathroom, and walked over to my bed. I checked to make sure none was in here.
All clear.
I dropped the towel and walked over to my closet, fully naked. I opened the doors and...
"Ahhhhh!"
Rainbow rushed out at me, yelling a battle cry, and tackling me before I could move. I could have dodged, but I was in shock.
Know why?
Because she was naked again. I had explained why people wear clothes, and when the only time to take them off where. She knew fully damned well that you only take them off for the shower, or for sexual activities....

The Best Night of My Life. Ever. Of All Time.
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When Rainbow had tackled me onto the bed, I hugged her close. We kissed passionately, our tongues dancing with each other. Her beautiful breasts, rubbing up against my chest. We kissed for a long moment, until Dash broke the kiss. She leaned me back on the bed, her hands traveling farther down south...Until they reached their destination.
I swear to God once I felt those beautiful, slim hands touch my member, I went completely rock solid. I actually tapped her on the nose, because she was leaning in that much. She looked up at me, and I smiled at her. She smiled and slowly, (she is such a tease) brought her head down.
She moved her hair out of her face and started. She used her tongue to work up and down my shaft, as her head bobbed up and down.
Ohdeargawd this is so good. Yeah, I am a virgin. So is Dash. Not for too much longer though...
Dash had continued her sucking, until I tapped her head. She stopped, and looked up at me.
"My turn," I whispered. She raised one eyebrow, as I got up and switched places with her. She was laid back on the bed, legs spread apart for me to enter. I got down to my knees, and grabbed her legs. I took a tentative lick and smirked. I licked around her love, making sure to nick it a couple of times. When I decided she had enough, I licked her cunt once. Then, making sure to take a dramatic pause, I dove in. I started off slowly at first, making sure to speed up at a steady pace. A few small moans of ecstasy escaped her lips. They became louder as I went in deeper with my tongue.
General, I'm goin' in! I went in as deep as I could, getting rewarded with another moan of pleasure. I used my right hand to creep up from her leg, onto her stomach, and up to her breasts. I slowly grabbed one of them, using very small pressure.
Another moan, another mission of success! When I felt her hips start to tighten around my face, I guessed she was almost at her climax.
We can't have any of that yet, now could we? I stopped, and pulled back. We both were panting heavily. I stood up and leaned over to her ear.
"You ready?" I asked in a low whisper. She paused for a second.
"Yes."
Now, here is where some tips from a certain friend help. All he said was, 'Don't just go rutting her. Take it slow, okay?'
Ready! Aim!
I stood back up, and aimed my cannon. I looked at her again, with a brow raised, and she nodded.
FIRE! I slowly inserted just the tip in, then another inch, and another. Eventually, I sunk all 10 inches home, earning a moan from Dash. I looked up at her. A small tear was rolling down her cheek. I brought it back out and looked at her for a second.
"You sure you're okay?" I asked, a bit of concern in my voice.
"I'm sure. Don't worry, this happens." I shrugged.
Fire at will! I sunk it home again. And again. And again. I started to increase my pace.
Sir, we have reached maximum speed! Prepare for full pleasure overload! I held a steady, but fast, pace. Rainbow was giving off moans left and right. There was only one way to keep her quite.
I leaned in, still gyrating my hips, with her matching my movements, and kissed her again. This kiss held even more pleasure and compassion. She broke the kiss after a while, to moan out. I could feel her hips tightening again. I started to get a tingling feeling, from within my crotch.
"Inside or out?" I asked in between grunts. Dash thought for a moment, then looked at me.
"Out." I nodded and speared her like it was my last day to live and pulled out with supersonic speeds. She gave a huge moan of please, as she came. I was also coming, and got cum all over her thighs. Her tongue rolled out of her mouth, and she looked off to the side, breathing so hard you'd have thunk she had run a mile. I was also breathing hard, tired from my work. I smirked.
"Shower?" I asked.
"And round number two." She said. She had a mischievous smile as she walked into my private bathroom. Now, my bathroom was bigger than most. Especially the shower. It was big enough to fit two people in, maybe three.
I followed her in, and turned on the water. It was heated instantly, and I made minor adjustments for it to be perfect. Not too hot, but just hot enough.
"Ladies first." I gestured towards the shower.

*Here is round 2 of my clop chapter: In the shower. Enjoy!*

When i pulled apart the shower curtain and walked in, she immediately turned and wiggled her ass. That, was over the line!
I met her with a forceful rush of cock, straight penetration. She gasped, but grabbed my chin and kissed me. i never stopped moving the whole time. When she pulled away from my lips, she started to be more verbal.
"Fuck!....Yes!....Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h my-y-y-y-y-y-y-y god--dd-d-d-d-d-d-d!" She stuttered when she tried to speak, what with me analy screwing her.
"Fuck me you strong man! Oh yes! Hell...Yeah!"
"I'm beginning to think you like this. Well, try this on for size." I lifted her up by her legs and arms, and without moving my hips, brought her down on my dick. I earned an even louder moan, followed by more as I continued.
I kid you not, we when on like this for the next ten minutes, with small pecks in between.
I got that feeling again...
"Rainbow..I-I'm gonna-"
"I know. Me too. Out." I fully understood her, even though the shower was still running loudly, and she had whispered. When it was time, I pulled out (holding her up,) and we both came. I set her down in the shower, and grabbed my body lotion. Not having anything else, I just used one of my washcloths and cleaned her, from the neck down.
Then, using some shampoo and conditioner, I cleaned out her hair. She then turned and washed me down, doing the same things. (I might have taken too much time on her butt, seeing as how she took too much time for my manhood.) We rinsed, and exited. The only thing I put on were some underwear, and she had moved her clothes into the empty spaces in my closet. She only put on a bra and panties. Now, I guess I forgot to describe this, but all of the Mane Six looked to be sixteen, except for Pinkie and Rarity. Pinkie was more 15, and Rarity was more 17. This adds into the fact that she is at least an inch shorter than me, maybe two. We looked like the normal couple, except for I wore a more 'Hardcore' style. (Until Dash got the clothes that she wanted. She would match with me, mostly, and it would be awesome.)
It is official that I love Dashie. I must wait to tell her though.
We both clambered into bed, tired from our activities.
"Good night, Jay."
"G'Night, Dashie..." I kissed the top of her head and put one arm around her, falling fast asleep...

They found out we eat meat...
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They found out we eat meat...

Sorry I take so long to write. I currently have 5 fics i am working on, and three of them aren't published yet. I do hope you guys enjoy this new chapter though! Oh, and:
[WARNING!] The ending of this chapter [may] contains clop! Read the ending at your own risk!

I woke up again, with a lightly snoring Dash next to me. I smiled, and wrapped one arm around her, as I did on her first night here.
This...I could feel, that she was my true love...The one I would want to be with, forever.
Rainbow Dash, and Jay...I now wanted to change my name, to my ponysona.
Rainbow Dash and Faint Dash....Nah, not cool enough to be with her...
Rainbow Dash and Shadow Dash....Now that, would work. I wonder if she'll like it...
I held back a snicker at my worried thoughts, and quietly got up, as to not disturb her. Once I was sure she was still asleep, I left the room as sneakily as possible, then went up the stairs and into the kitchen. My stomach rumbled, so I decided I'd make some breakfast for us.
It was a simple, stupid, and triple-pacepalm worthy action, when I had begun to cook pancakes...and turkey bacon. Of course, I knew the Mane Six wouldn't eat any, but I woulda never guess their reactions...

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I was satisfied! I had created about twenty-four pancakes, and eight pieces of bacon, for me and Jero.
I began to set up the plates and all, when Jero walked in.
"Hey man!" I smiled.
"Yo... Jay...Wazzup?" He scratched his head, probably still tired.
"Nothing much, just making some breakfast. I was about to call everybody in, too."
"Alright."
"You mind goin' and getting the girls? I gotta finish up here." He shrugged, and walked away, to go wake them all up.
Then, I had started to finish setting up, by putting out six cups of orange juice, and two cups of coffee.
Jero returned about ten minutes later, the girls following behind.
"So, AJ was already up before I had got there, but I still had to wake up the others, and I am hungry. Feed meh!" He sat down in a chair, smirking.
The six all took random seats at our way-bigger-than-needed table, and so I started to put pancakes on their plates, when Fluttershy had turned around.
I noticed her turn, and her face turned into a face of shock and horror.
"Wh-...Wh-Wh-What is th-that?" She pointed to the plate of bacon on the counter.
[Warning, stupidist <---(Not a word, but whatever,) reply ever to happen in 3...2...1...]
"Oh, it's just some turkey bacon." I replied smiling.
"I-Is it...Meat?"
"Yes." I looked at her, and then facepalmed.
Twice.
Oh buck me...
"MEAT?! YOU EAT MEAT?! HOW COULD YOU! THAT'S SO DISGUSTING! EWWWWW! THINK ABOUT THE POOR ANIMALS!" I stood there like a fool, listening to Flutter yell.
The rest of the Mane Six also gained looks of horror, and disgust.
"Jay! I..That's just gross! And wrong!" I winced at Twilight's words.
"That is simply unprofessional!" It sounded worst, the way Rarity said it...
"EWWWWWW! Meat is disgusting!" Pinkie Pie being serious...Not fun.
"Ah must say I have lost mah appetite...That is jus wrong! An' you know it!" AJ's accent makes it even more of a fail...
"I...Wow! I can't believe this..." And Rainbow can just kill you with guilt.
They all left the room, without saying anything else. I am pretty sure Fluttershy might have started to cry though.
"Damn...That was...Stupid." I was dumbfounded, and at a loss for better words.
"Dude, I gotta go check on Flutter..."
"Jero, shut up for a second please...I may have just ruined everything..." As I spoke, Jero walked over to me and rested his hands on my shoulders, looking me directly in the eyes.
"No, you haven't ruined everything! As your best friend for almost eight years, I can safely say you can make it better! I have to go check on the girls. It'll all be better soon, I promise!"
I said nothing as Jero quickly bro-hugged me (Dude, not gay. It's a bro-hug. C'mon.) and left the room.
Then, I put the plate of pancakes down, and grabbed my coffee.
I knew I had fucked everything up, since that is what I usually do.
I became sad, and almost embarrassed at what I had just did.
I took my coffee, and started to go back downstairs. I hoped to see Rainbow there, but was disappointed, when she wasn't there. I should've known.
While in my room, laying on my bed, I could just think again...
I ruined everything in a matter of seconds, by a small mistake...I should've told them sooner...
But would it have made a difference? Maybe...
I can guess they won't want to talk to me again for some time...
That is understandable. I mean-
There was a small knock at my door. My hopes leaped up.
"Come in?" I called.
The door opened a crack, then Rainbow actually walked in.
I did a triple front-flip on the inside.
"I...I wanted to talk to you...I knew you guys ate meat...It doesn't bother me much, but 'Shy is really upset...You know, because she loves animals..."
I nodded, and sighed.
"I am going vegan now. I don't care about any problems it may cause, I am going to do it. I know I royally screwed up, and want to make it up to her...But how?" I closed my eyes as I spoke, and only re-opened them when I was done.
"I don't know Jay...Just think of something..." With that, she left again.
Fluttershy...Hm......AHA! I jumped off the bed at my sudden solution:
Get her a pet bunny, and name it Angel! She'd love that! I guess I might need to go get Jero...He'll be able to help me with this.
Slowly but surely I crept up to the second floor, and was passing Jero's room, when I heard sobbing. I decided to be a bit nosy, and listen.
"Flutter...Please don't be mad at him..." Jero said.
"I...Don't know...Jero!" She chocked out, in-between sobs. He brushed away a tear from her cheek with his hand, and spoke again.
"Listen...Jay is a good person. I have known him for about eight years, and he hasn't ever done anything to intentionally hurt somebody. Please, give him another chance. For me." She looked at him, and leaned in for a kiss. At the same moment, I backed away from the door.
Oooookay, I have seen enough of that! I'll just text him in a few... I went back downstairs, wondering why the girls weren't there. Then, I remembered that Jero and Flutter....Yeah....So, I waited by the door and texted Jero, telling him to come down.
I waited for another minute or so, before he finally came down, and we left the house. As we drove off, I explained my idea to him. When I had finished, he had a blank-kind of look.
"So you want me, to help you, find a pet bunny for Fluttershy?...I guess I can do it."
"I hope so. I don't know if this will even work..." We got out of the car, and walked into the pet shot I had just parked in front of.
"Nah, I'm sure she'll love it!" He smiled, and we began our search. It didn't take long, to find a white bunny, and buy him. We got a collar named angel, some food, a pet carrier, and etc. My hopes had jumped up, seeing as how this might just make Fluttershy not as mad at me...

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30 Minutes Later,

"Fluttershy...." I started. I had kept trying to explain that it wasn't that much. She insisted that it was, and kept hugging me and Jero.
"Again, thank you both so much!" Fluttershy exclaimed once more and took Angel and Jero upstairs while the rest of the girls walked down stairs and faced me.
I smiled as Rainbow came and hugged me, and the rest of the girls went to go sit on the couch. I quickly kissed Rainbow, and we went to go sit with them. Today, we'd be watching a few more MLP fan videos.

***** Jero's POV *****

Fluttershy grabbed me by the hand, and lead me to her room.
She held Angel close, who fell asleep on her arms, and put him down in the corner of the room.
I smiled at her, as she made sure Angel was safe in his cage.
She then turned, and looked at me, still smiling. "I just can't thank you enough, Jero, for doing this!"
I felt myself blush a little as I smiled back. "It was no problem Fluttershy. Jay just thought it was a good idea, to be able to say sorry about this morning."
"I see...Well, Jero...I was talking to Rainbow, about what they do sometimes for fun, and to make it up to eachother..." Fluttershy shuffled her feet around, and lightly blushed as she spoke.
Wait...does s-she mean... I felt my blush increase. "Um...does that mean...that you..."
"I-If we're thinking the same th-thing..."
"W-What are you t-thinking?"
"W-Well, Rainbow had told me, and showed me videos about what they did...I-It seems fun, and the people really do seem to enjoy it..." Her blush deepened, and she looked at the floor.
I felt my blush deepen and I shyly looked away. "Um...d-do you want to?"
"Well, it l-looked like fun...We could t-try...."
"..........O-OK."
Fluttershy looked at me with a type of stare...It made me feel happy, and excited about something. I watched her closely, as she walked over to me.
I walked up to her, and wrapped my arms around her, and brought her in for a kiss. She met me halfway, and we kissed passionately.
I felt her legs wrap around me waist, and I lifted her up more.
We lazily made our way to the bed, still kissing. She broke away from me as I set her down on the bed, and smiled at me.
I returned the smile, and hugged her close.
She broke out of the hug, and sat down on the edge of the bed.
I still stood, and looked down at her. She slowly leaned forward, and un-buttoned my pants. I felt my blush return, as she un-zipped them.
She slipped them down, so that I was now only in my boxers, and my shirt.
I got the hint, and reached up to take my own shirt off, as she started to undress as well.
When I had my shirt completely off, I looked over at her. She already had her shirt and pants off. I noticed every curve, in her slender form.
She smiled at me, and started to undo her bra straps.
She had a bit of trouble with it, so I walked over to help her.
As I helped her take her bra off, I felt my blush deepen even more, and I could easily tell we were both blushing, what with us both being practically completely nude.
When she was topless, She turned and gave me another peck on the cheek, before slowly going onto her knees in front of me.
Slowly but surely, she slid my boxers off, stood up, and lightly pushed me onto the bed. I landed, laying on my back and looked at her.
She smiled warmingly, and knelt in front of me again.
I watched her as she nervously reached up, and started to softly stroke my member. From the touch of her smooth hands, I felt it start to harden.
She also noticed this, and started to gently rub the length of my shaft, still unsure, but smiling.
The pleasure that I felt from this was amazing.
Eventually, after she made me completely hard, she began to also suck as she rubbed, increasing the levels of pleasure.
The more she got familiar with what she was doing, the more she would take in, until she eventually could deepthroat almost the whole thing!
The pleasure levels kept increasing with every time, and I could feel a small pressure start to grow.
The pressure grew more, and more.
I knew what it was too.
I felt my member start to throb, and I am pretty sure Flutters could tell too, because she stopped sucking and started to rub faster, smiling wide.
As the pressure got to be to much, and I came. She smiled.
"That was fun...Did you like it? Did I do it right?"
"Y-Yes...You did..." I grinned like an idiot, and her smile grew bigger.
"Erm...That was really good Flutters, but I think you should let me repay you. Lay on the bed please..." I slowly got off the bed, and waited as she laid down.
Now, it was my turn to kneel in front of her. I could feel my blush coming back again, as I slowly spread her legs apart with my hands, and moved my face closer to her 'lower lips'.
At first I took a small lick, but soon found the taste to be interesting. I started to take deeper licks, and probed the inside of her vagina. Each time I licked, Fluttershy would give a small moan, and they got louder as I went deeper.
I smiled, finally getting the hang of it. I kept licking, until I heard an extra-loud moan from 'Shy, and my face was suddenly dreanched with her feminine juices.
"Th-That felt r-really good..." She said, exhaustedly, "There was one last part she said that they did though..."
I nodded, knowing exactly what she meant.
I stood up to my full hight, and started to slowly insert my already hard cock into her, grunting, blushing, and smiling, the whole time.
As I slipped inside her, Fluttershy gave a long moan, that went from being quite, to really loud. It turned into a shriek of pain for a second, and I cringed.
I didn't like that sound, at all.
I looked down at her, and she looked back with tears in her eyes. I was about to stop, when she shook her head.
"It's alright...Rainbow told me that was supposed to happen." She gave a reassuring smile, and I started to go in until I couldn't anymore, and started to slide back out, and then started to thrust back and forth, gradually gaining speed and strength.
With each thrust I earned another moan from Fluttershy, progressievely getting louder. I leaned down and kissed her passionately, still thrusting, and she kissed me back.
She broke away from the kiss to let out a long, loud moan, and I straightened back up, grabbed her legs, and began to go as fast and hard as I could, with still being gentle enough for Flutter.
I soon felt that tingling pressure start to build up again.
I felt my dick start to throb inside her, and I guessed she was close also, so I gave all my energy into that one, final thrust, before cumming inside her.
She also came, and now juices were starting to run down my legs.
I moved into a position to where I laid down beside her, with my member still inside her, and we kissed again.
"That was...Absolutely....Positively...Amazing."
"I-It really was, Jero...Thank you..."
"No, thank you..." I smiled at her, and kissed her forehead, "You complete me...I love you."
"I-I think I love you too..." She smiled, and blushed. I soon felt my eyelids grow heavy, so I pulled up the blankets over us, she cuddled up close to me, and we soon drifted off into the realm of dreams.

That last scene was a shout-out to my big brother Jero, a.k.a. Shadow Breeze, (who is not literally my big brother, but he's practically like it.) and there may [not] be any more clop in this fic. Lemme know in the comments if I should do more, or just leave it out for the rest of the story! See ya next time!

Something a Little Bit Different
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I woke up with a splitting headache, probably a hangover from the night before. I grunted, and with loads of effort, got up and into my bathroom. As I turned on the lights, I immediately covered my eyes. Everything always seemed way too bright nowadays.

I blinked a few more times, and opened the cabinet above my sink, and took out a bottle of Tylenol. I opened it, set a couple of pills in my hand and went ahead and swallowed them with some sink water. I nearly gagged from the taste of the pills, as I was never fond of the taste of medication.

Looking up, I noticed Dash coming up behind me, through the mirror. She set an arm around me, and gave a reassuring smile. I weakly smiled back, and sighed.

"Jay, you KNOW you shouldn't have drank that much last night in that competition against AJ. I could have even told you she was gonna win." Dash giggled, and rubbed my shoulder.

"I know, but you also know I never back down from a challenge! We've been together how long now? About what....Two months? Three, Dash?" I smiled again at her, who was shaking her head and smiling as well.

"Yeah, it's been a long time since we first arrived here.....I wonder how things are in Equestria right now."

"Huh....me t-....Dammit!" I smacked my hand against my forehead as the wondrous and beautiful thought of my stupidity entered my mind. I had forgotten to ask Twilight about her progress on finding a way to communicate back to the girls' home. Rainbow first raised an eyebrow, and gave a questioning look, but just shrugged it off.

Meanwhile, I muttered to myself how stupid I was as I rushed to go and talk to Twilight. At 6 o'clock am. With no clothes on. Whatsoever.

This part of my day, ladies and gentlecolts, is called, 'Being Stupid'.

"Twilight! Twilight!" I called Twilight's name a few times as I ran up the stairs, and into the main room of my house, where the exact Ms. Sparkle I was looking for was using my laptop to read E-Books until I came storming in.

Completely naked, with all my manhood swinging around trying to say 'Hey!' to everyone, I came to a sliding stop next to the couch where she sat with my, *ahem* little Jay almost slapping the adorkable Twilight Sparkle in the face. But no, what happened was much worse.

It swung to a stop right next to her. I stood breathless as she turned her head towards me. I never thought a person could jump a few feet in the air completely out-of-breath, but I sure did. When Twilight released her Fus Ro Dah, ear-piercing, glass-shattering scream. She would've gave the Dovahkiin a run for his/her money, and defeated Alduin herself!

Her scream brought some sleepy and worried girls along, plus their screams, with the exception of Fluttershy, and surprisingly, Jero. From seeing little Jay swing around a bit more, it turned into a scream-fest. And when it finally ended I slowly started to speak with a raised eyebrow.

"Ahem...what was that all about, if I may ask?" It seemed as though no one would answer me, until Twilight slowly, and shakily, raised an index finger and pointed at little Jay. I was about a foot away now, though, so I had to look around a bit first, until I looked down.

With my face turning hot red, I immediately thought of about three ways I could play this off. One way was to simply be embarrassed, cover little Jay up with a pillow, apologize, and go put some clothes on. Another was to joke about it, apologize, and sneak away like a ninja to get dressed. The last way was to run like hell to get dressed, then apologize later. I chose the second way. I looked down again, and acted as though I thought I had put clothes on when I woke up.

"Whoa! what happened to my clothes? I know for a fact I just put them on! Who would do such a thing, as to steal my clothes off me without my knowledge, making me completely naked!"

I looked back up, with a fake-angry face.

"Who did this? Huh?! Who! Tell me!" Pinkie hid behind Rarity, Fluttershy covered her eyes, and everybody in the room blushed. Even me. Especially me! I then chose to use option three as my backup, and ran as fast as my legs could carry me to my room, slamming the door behind me, leaving everybody else stammering and wondering what in the heck just happened. I rushed to get dressed, double-checked to be sure I was dressed, and then came back out, trying to play it off.

I walked, slowly, back up to the main room and peeked around the corner before entering, seeing most of the girls had gone back to the rooms upstairs, all except a snickering Dash, a frozen Twilight, and an angered but beautiful Applejack heading for me. I started to walk to the couch, when I did a double-take.

A mad Applejack...Aw man!

I instantly turned on the heel of my shoe, and tried to run again, but Applejack, using her magical AJ powers, had some rope on hand, and lassoed me from behind, and dragged me back by the legs. I crawled, trying to escape, but my pleas for help were not answered as she pulled me back more and more, like a monster dragging in it's prey, ready for the kill.

I tried to take off the rope, to no avail. With this in mind, I just gave up, and closed my eyes, reciting a prayer for forgiveness of my sins and merry passageway into heaven, HOPING that I might be spared from the punishment. Then I felt the dragging stop and opened my eyes to find the back of Applejack's hand heading for my face from the right side. I tried to turn away, but I was too slow. The slap echoed on throughout the house, no, I’m pretty sure the neighborhood could hear it. After a second or two the pain decided to finally set in. It stung my cheek, and it left a big hand print of throbbing pain..

"An' that's what a no-good in-a-propriate varmint like yerself gets! Showin off yer manhood like that, thinkin' that yer all-that an’ a barrel of apples! Can you care to explain yerself, 'fore I go and beat you senseless?" I nodded, and started to explain as I got up from the floor as Applejack thankfully removed the rope from my legs.

"I didn't mean to! I just had an enlightening thought of the utmost importance! I then ran out of me and Dash's room, but I forgot to get dressed before doing so...then, well, here we are....." I gave a small smile, trying to convince her, even though I was scared and worried on the inside. At first, she didn't believe me, until Rainbow nodded at her, still half-snickering. With that, Applejack sighed.

"Jus' don't let it happen again, ya hear?" I nodded, and she went back upstairs, presumably back to bed, but not before calling over her shoulder, "And make sure to say sorry to Twilight!" I sighed, but went over to Twilight as I was going to anyway.

"Twilight, I'm sorry...What I said was the truth. I didn't mean to traumatize you." She nodded, swallowed, and cleared her throat.

"Well...that's one experience I'd rather not tell Princess Celestia about...." With this, Dash just busted out laughing on the other side of the couch. I groaned.

"Yeah, and that's what I wanted to talk about. Have you found a way to contact Princess Celestia, or Spike, or anypony yet?" On the inside, I both hoped that she did yet didn't...I didn't want them to leave yet, but I did want them to be happy.

Besides this, Twilight shook her head. Then my doorbell rang. I raised an eyebrow as I walked over to the door, Dash, who was struggling to keep quiet, and Twilight following behind be. I looked through the peephole, and saw the usual UPS guy who delivered my packages. My hand twisted and pulled the door knob, while my mind raced to try to find out what I could possibly be getting in the mail, and why the delivery guy didn't have it in his hand.

"Hey, Jay, my man! I got a really huge package for ya. It's in that truck over there. Technically." He pointed at a huge Ford truck, with an attachment on the back, which held a gigantic cart, with a monstrous box on the back.

I signed the paper he needed me to sign, and the box was dumped onto my front yard. It was roughly six and a half feet tall, and about the same as wide. A perfect six and a half foot box. A hundred thoughts, more so questions, flooded my mind. I decided to just open it, instead of going all crazy in my head. I searched my pockets for anything useful, and smiles as I brought out my pocket knife. Always gotta have it on me. I then proceeded to walk over to the box, and cut the tape from the top open.

At first, after flipping the top flaps open, it seemed like a regular package, with those foam-nuts. Then, I leaped up into the air and back for the second time this day, yelling profanity, while was had scared me in the first place laughed. It was a slender female, who was about my height. Her hair was a spiky and wavy combination of blue and a more cyan-like electric blue, and her eyes were covered by some purple-tinted shades. She was, other than those shades, completely naked.

Then, this new naked person started to speak. "Alright everypony, you can stop your worrying, for the almighty Vinyl Scratch, has arrived! Along with her side-kick, Octavia!"

'Vinyl Scratch', as she called herself, leaned down and practically picked up a second naked pony who was trying to fix her long, brown hair, who I presumed to be 'Octavia'. I was very suspicious, and cautiously started to speak.

"Hey...Vinyl...and... Octavia...What, uh, brings you here? To my house? In a box?" Naturally, I had many more questions, but those could wait. I first had to make sure these girls weren't just crazy, or I wasn't getting pranked, or something of the like.

"Well, we just kinda appeared here after I tried to teleport us home from a long day at the university, and then, we came into contact with Twilight after getting to a computer, and trying to use PE-Mail. I saw Twilight was on, and told her all about it. Then, she told us how to get here the fastest way."

I sighed, partially angry, partially happy. I sighed mostly because I was trying not to go fanboy crazy on Vinyl. Besides Rainbow, Vinyl was best pony. Followed by Luna, of course. Then...Well, I could explain that, but not now. At this point in time, I had to deal with the fact that Twilight lied, probably unintentionally, to me, and I had two more attractive females to deal with...in my house...somehow.

“Well then. I guess...I guess I’d better get you both inside. Follow Dash, she’ll show you the way. Meanwhile, I have to speak with Ms. Sparkle here, in private.”

Rainbow waved them over, and lead them inside, as I walked over to Twilight, calmly. I did not want to come off as a major jerk or anything like that, or scare her.

When I finally did start to speak, I spoke like I would to a small or hurt animal. “Twilight...”

But, before I could even get the first sentence out, she started to blurt out apologies and explanations, all at once. It even looked like she was going to cry. At first, I was going to continue to talk, and tell her about how it was bad to lie, but I instead just hugged her, like a brother would. She eventually became quiet, and at this same moment, thunder clapped. the only movement was that of Twilight, as she hugged me back.

“Don’t worry, Twilight...I’m not mad. It’s just that...I’d like it if you told me about this kind of stuff. It’s pretty important, so I can expect more people to be here. Please...don’t cry. I’ll sort all this out. Now, come on. Let’s get inside, before the rain starts.”

I looked up, as I led her inside with an arm around her shoulder, seeing the now darkening sky. Dash, having watched the whole scene, closed the door behind us, and followed silently. She seemed to understand that no talking was needed at the moment. This was true, until we went back to my room.

Immediately following the closing of the door, Rainbow practically exploded. “Jay, what the hay did you just do?! She was fine, until you ‘talked’ to her!”

“Rainbow...I only told her that she should let me know about these kinds of things. No mean words were even thought of at the time.”

The only thing Dash did was shake her head, and hug me. I smiled.

Man..if I get any more hugs today, people would think I’m just some gigantic care-bear or something!

When she finally let me go I went back upstairs, to go talk to miss Scratch. I found her and Octavia sitting on my couch, still not yet dressed. I took a deep breath, and went to go sit next to them.

“So, you two, I presume, are from Equestria where you both were ponies?”

They nodded, and Vinyl started to speak up.

“Yeah man, so, like, do you have any grub? I haven’t eaten in, like, days!” Her stomach growled on cue, as if to prove her point.

To this, Octavia spoke up. “Vinyl, you just ate at the tavern!”

“Yeah, but still!”

Meanwhile, I groaned. “Listen, please. Food will be served in a sec. right now, we need to find out where you guys are gonna sleep. I don’t have any extra blankets, so out here on the couch will not work for right now, at least...”

“They can always bunk with us for the night.” Dash seemed to appear out of thin air right behind me.

At first, I paid no attention to what she had said. Then, it all clicked into place in my mind. While I did have a really big bed, I just didn't know about having three women sleeping in the same bed with one guy. Then again, it was the only option, besides having them stuff in with the girls upstairs.

I found myself, after finishing my thoughts, looking down. When I hesitantly looked up, I saw all three females smiling at me hopefully. The pressure stacked upon me, and I felt not forced, but pushed, to say yes.

“Alright, alright! Sure, that can work.”

Little did I know, those words would cause such a crazy and eventful night.

Author's Note

So, I'm back, yay. Anyways, I was going to have the end of this chapter or have the next chapter have clop in it, but I decided otherwise. For now. Let me know in the comments if I should go with the next chapter having clop, or instead have if be kinda funny and lead into what I want to do next. Also, I hope you noticed the new writing style. Hope you all like it!

A Pretty Good Night
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A Pretty Good Night

Oh my god, why did I agree to this?!

All of my current thoughts were like this, for the most part. The thing that caused this was a certain DJ who slept beside me. I was trapped between her, and Octavia, with Dash being on the other side of Octy. Of course, as it was, all these females slept in the nude. I, by mistake, was also in on this ‘nude-sleeping party’, as it were.

I had led them downstairs to my room, where they would sleep for now, and went into the shower myself. I came out, dried myself off, and looked around for the clothes I had brought in.
When I found none, I sighed. I came out of the bathroom door, threw my towel into my dirty clothes bin, and slid into bed as fast as I could. All the girls, with their somehow crazy reflexes still saw me in this state of nakedness, and promptly giggled.

A bit later, Dash joined me on the bed, followed by Octavia. For some reason though, Dash allowed her to be in the middle of me and her. This slightly bothered me, but I just kept my mouth and eyelids shut. very much so later on, Vinyl slid up beside me, to my right, instead of going on my left, and not leaving me in between three very pretty girls.

With my new predicament, I was forced to sleep on my back, as I could easily feel myself gaining an erection. This led to me trying to painfully hold it down until it went away, or just leave it be, and risk letting one of the girls see it. I glanced both ways, to find that fortunately, the girls were all sleeping. I silently celebrated, and started to drift off into sleep.

Then, while unconscious, I rolled over to my right. Vinyl gave a small yelp, while I woke up.

“Woah, Vinyl, what’s wrong?”

She rolled over and looked at me with a smug smile. “Something, Jay, just poked me. I think I even can guess what it was.”

Her words caused me to slightly blush. “I...I dunno what you’re talking about.”

She giggled, and tapped my now-returned erection. I shivered, and the lower half of my body recoiled back automatically. I frowned, but she just laughed. This caused the other two, being Dash and Octy, to stir and wake up from their slumber and dreams.

“Hey man, what’s so funny?” Dash managed to say in between her yawns. I, being the type of person I am, immediately tried to act as though nothing had happened, while again painfully holding my erection down.

“Nothing, nothing...Just go back to sleep, everything’s fine, nothing happened, wow, am I tired, I wonder what ti-” Vinyl decided at this time to promptly elbow me in the gut, cutting me off.

“Oh, nothing happened, I was just thinking of a funny memory is all.” Dash at first looked convinced, but from hanging out with me and my friends so much, deduced that we were both lying.

“C’mon, tell me already. What happened? Does it have to do with the fact that we’re all naked, in one bed? Hmm?” Alas, my embarrassment showed, proving her beliefs, and making her also laugh. Octavia, while determined not to be left out of this conversation as she was in the middle of it physically, loudly cleared her throat.

“Would somepony like to explain what’s going on? I don’t believe I understand what is so funny.”

“Oh Octy, you and your stubbornness and lack of sexual innuendo comedy makes it those types of jokes SO much funnier!” Vinyl, I can now tell, is a real jokester. I should’ve known. Also at this time I THOUGHT my ‘friend’, also known as ‘Little Jay’, was going to sleep, so I let my hands go back to their normal positions, to which Little Jay sprang up, making the blankets also go into a mountain-like position.

This brought some well-deserved laughter, and a now-understanding Octavia. She, I’m guessing, was going to say something, but immediately closed her mouth instead, and just stared wide-eyed. I now found myself in a position where I asked a simple question, excuse my language, that was ‘Why is my life such a bitch?’

After a good few minutes of being laughed at, technically, and everyone else had gone to sleep again, I fell into the clutches of sleep and let it take me to wherever, only to be woken up minutes later by a loud snoring noise. Coming from my right side, at which the DJ was sleeping, Surprisingly I was the only one to be woken up by said noise. In my mind, it sounded like a million varkids screaming as they died all at once, with a deep-pitch boost.

Miss Scratch also decided, as I tried to go back to sleep, to roll into a position where her upper body was on me, one leg dangled off the side of the bed, and the other was slung over mine. I think that it wouldn't have bothered me as much if she wasn’t snoring so much. Of course, with her sleeping in this position, this put her in a place where her crotch area was in close proximity to mine. It took all of my willpower to keep us separated, and to slide over ever so slightly, and stay in this new position until the early morning rays of sunlight breached my room and into my eyes.

This sleeping arrangement, I decided, would have to soon change. And by soon, I meant immediately.

~The Next Morning~

"But Daaaaaaaaaaash! I don't want them sleeping with us at night!"

"But Jaaaaay, it was really cool! I mean, it was the opposite! It was warm, and I felt really...Like I was more at home."

I sighed. Me and Rainbow Dash had been arguing all morning, on whether or not to change the sleeping arrangement from last night. I argued we should, Dash argued otherwise, even though she knew I'd let her get her way. Females always win arguments, gentlemen, as long as it's an argument over who will get their way. Trust me.

"Okay, okay...One more night! That's all! Just tonight, and tomorrow, they can stay in the room, but I'll get an inflatable mattress or something!"

"Yay!" Dash kissed me, and went into the living room, with me following close behind. The sight I was met with when I entered said room, amazed me.

"Yeah! Take that you noobs! I'm gonna pwn you all! I am the best, Major League Pony ever!"

I saw and heard, Vinyl Scratch, playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, on a brand new Xbox-360 Slim, on my TV.

"What. The. Fuck." I chuckled, as I walked over to her. I noticed she was wearing a headset, so I decided not to disturb her. Then, I thought about the deal of her getting a new Xbox, and how she even knew how to play...and where she got the money from! Then, it hit me. I left my laptop on last night, on gamestop.com as I was browsing games...I was logged in, with all my credit card info for all to see. How she worked the site to order everything is beyond me.

A few hours later, with a few games played by me and Vinyl, we became the best of friends. We owned noobs all over xbox live, laughing as they died. Eventually, I came to learn that Vinyl was a GREAT CoD player, as her rank (and KD) flew sky high. By the end of the day, we both almost prestiged, and had an average KD of about 1.36. It was bliss the whole day. What the other ponies did was a mystery, and un-important to me at the time.

Finally, our day of gaming came to a close, as the sun started to rise. We decided an all-nighter was cool enough, and went to bed at about seven am as everypony else was just getting up. This time, while sleeping, Vinyl woke me up.

"Dude. you just poked me, in the butt, with your...Manhood."

"What?! No no no no, I didn't...I would never do such a thing."

"Oh really?" vinyl smiled slyly, and pointed down to my pants, and how I was 'pitching a tent'. I blushed, apologized, and rolled over, falling asleep again. Vinyl giggled, and also went back to sleep.

I finally decided that yes, she would not be sleeping in my bed again. Ever. Like, ever again.

Deeper into the Rabbit Hole
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Deeper into the Rabbit Hole

I decided that I’d go a bit away from the original idea I had for this story, of being just another comedic clop PoE (Ponies on Earth) story. I’ve now decided to go a tiny bit more serious, and add more story. I’ve also decided that this fic (without giving away too much) will connect with my Chronicles of Faint Darkness story. So with that said, PREPARE YOUR BRAIN’S ANUS TO BE PENETRATED BY MY WRITING WITH THE AWESOME POWERFUL THRUSTS OF MY WRITING!

“Unnnh.” This was my only response to the world as rays of sunshine beamed directly into my eyelids, causing me to slowly stir and wake up from my amazing dream of a gigantic orgy with all the females in my home.

Wait a sec, that was really my dream? Damn...I need to stop those kind of thoughts.Like, seriously. I slightly chuckled, and finally looked at my surroundings. I was still in my bed, so I figured everything was fine. That was, until my torso was slightly tugged at, and a warm body curled up closer to me. I looked down and slightly to my left, to see Vinyl Scratch hugging me in her sleep. I felt a shiver run up and down my spine. From past experiences, this meant something was not right.

I sighed, and shook my head. I seriously hoped that Rainbow wouldn’t be upset, or anything along the lines up anger. I tried to sneakily remove Vinyl’s arm from around my chest, only to be denied by her (in her sleep) hugging me tighter. I took a deep breath, wondering how in the world or why I would have done this. Nothing came up in my mind from last night, or earlier today, when we went to sleep. Eventually, the realisation hit my mind: I would not be able to get her off me without waking her up. I looked down at her again.

Damn, she just looks too damn peaceful! And...slightly adorable. And attractive. I need to stop thinking with my dick, and with my actual brain. Ah, fuck you! Little Jay, what have I told you about messing with my thoughts! I need to be rational, not horny! You little awesome bastard. Wait. Did I seriously just have a made up conversation with my dick? Oh god, please help me.

From this made up conversation, came the idea to use Plan Z, and catch some Zs by going back to sleep. I passed out nearly instantly. The comfortableness of my bed and pillow, and the comfort Vinyl somehow brought provided me with an environment that was too comfortable for me to try to stay awake. I let my eyelids close, sending me off to the land of dreams and nightmares. I awoke again, but not it was easily morning. I noticed the lack of Vinyl, or anybody else in the room. I slowly slid out of my bed, yawning all the way. I noticed, as I started to leave the room, the unnatural quietness my house possessed.

Well. This isn’t suspicious at all... I shook my head, opening my room door and beginning to walk up the stairs. My steps echoed throughout the small space of the stairway, reminding me on the unsettling silence. I started to feel slightly and mildly scared. The last step seemed to creak all too loudly when I stepped onto and over it into the living room, where I was met with a grotesque and disturbing view, that was partially...sexy. I saw my girlfriend, Rainbow Dash, bound in leather in a frame, legs and arms spread wide and she was completely naked. There was a ball gag in her mouth, so she could only make sounds and look at me in horror as I inched closer, getting more scared by the second.

Upon looking around, I saw Vinyl put into the same type of position, right next to Rainbow. Anybody could easily tell they were scared, and did not do this voluntarily. This sparked a feeling of complete rage and anger, at whoever could even do such a thing. I sprinted over to Rainbow, and pulled the ball gag out, to which she responded with a cry of thanks. I yanked Vinyl’s off as well, and started to work on their bindings.

“Jay! Run! It’s a trap!” Rainbow cried out. I took a step back, with one raised eyebrow, providing a confused look.

“What are you even-” A familiar evil laugh cut me off, coming from directly behind me. I froze, and slowly turned to face the one and only creature who could provide such a laugh.

Discord, floating in the air, smiled cruelly at me.

“Discord! You motherfucker! What the fuck are you doing here?!” I clenched my hands into tight fists. My instinct was to charge the draconequus, but I held myself. He was an all-powerful god of chaos, while I was just an enraged human male.

“I am just doing what I was made to do: Cause chaos.”

“God dammit...What could you possibly fucking want?” I said through gritted teeth, fighting all my urges to rush Discord head on.

“Hah. Well, have you ever wondered how, or why, these equestrian girls came here, transformed?”

“I...Twilight told me!” Of course, I knew he could easily trick me, or lie to me. It was in his nature.

“Ah, so what...She told you she was trying to ‘teleport’ or something, and some mishap happened? Pffft, ha ha ha! I can’t even believe you fell for that!”

“Wait...What?”

“There was no mishap! I caused it all! I messed with her magic as she casted her spell! Of course, you might ask why.” He stopped his laughter, and became very serious. “They say that love is one of the strongest forces anywhere. This means, while it can be used for good, it can cause major destruction, and more chaos, than anything else!”

I didn’t understand. “Yeah, so?”

“So, I figured that if I used the love of the ‘Bronies’ on the earth, by sending them their favorite ponies from our universe, that would in due time, cause chaos. As you can see, it has worked.” He snapped, and the TV came to life. It showed a news report, which talked about Bronies and what kind of chaos was being caused.

“...And some of them even say that they have seen some of these ponies in real life! Can you believe it? They’re on watch for anyone who doesn’t look like a normal human, claiming that those are the ponies from the show ‘My Little Pony’. It’s...outrageous! Now, Bronies all over the world are beginning to do the same thing! They hack into security cameras to search for these ‘Humanized Ponies’, causing the police force to not be able to do their jobs correctly. One major problem, was there was this one hacker who somehow managed to post about the ‘humanized ponies’ all over the web, into certain places such as the presidents personal computer...” Discord snapped again, and the tv went dead again.

I just stood there, unsure of what to do next. “You see, human? I have thrown practically this whole WORLD into chaos! I now rule Equestria as well, because of my clever plan to put Celestia into a mental institute, and make her believe she was a human!” I saw a flicker of sadness cross his face when he stated this, but it didn’t last very long. When it was gone, he scowled again and laughed his evil laugh. I took in a deep breath, and sighed.

“You.”

Discord quizzically raised one eyebrow. “Me?”

“Yeah, you. who the FUCK else would I be talking about you retarded fuck? You are a fucking asshole. you need to go crawl in a ditch and die as you are anally raped by diamond dogs and SET ON FIRE. You need to just kill yourself! No one fucking likes you, you goddamn prick!” I could feel the shaking start in my hands. Whenever I’m overly pissed off, I begin to shake. It’s only happened twice before. I looked up from my fists, and glared at Discord, who was wide-eyed and surprised.

“Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there, there’s no need to use that kind of-”

“SHUT, THE FUCK, UP!” I was practically screaming. Both of my arms were completely shaking now. It was spreading across my entire body. It was a violent type of vibration, causing me to very much so look like a human vibration machine. Meanwhile, Discord began to look nervous. (Palms are sweaty, knees weak; arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already; mom’s spaghetti.) His calm demeanor dissipated, and morphed into a look of horror.

“I am sick and tired, of your bullshit. In the show, you do random fucking crap, that doesn’t even make sense. Yeah, sure, it causes chaos, but what in the fuck does that achieve? And yeah, it makes more episodes for the show, but keep it like that!” As I spoke, Discord slowly became more mad, but even still, scared. I walked as I spoke, shaking all the while. “I might be just a normal person Discord, ut let me tell you this. I am NOT scared of you. I’m more scared of having to go on a vegetarian diet, than I am of you! You’re just a week, cowardly thing that needs to stay where you belong: In that cartoon show!”

Discord began to laugh, his usual evil maniacal laugh, until he was cut off by my fist in his face.

“Listen, buddy, but I’m fucking tired at the moment, and you’re crazy, mkay? Now, I’m gonna have t’ask yew t’leave, mkay? If you did, that’d be nice. Real nice.” Discord frowned, perplexed.

“Let me ask you something. Are you really that dull? I am the LORD of CHAOS, and you just punched me, the LORD of CHAOS in the face! Do you want to die that badly?”

“Um, since you’re asking, no mr. ‘Lord of Chaos’, I would NOT like to die. I would like you, as I’ve said before to leave. Get. Go. Now. Get outta my life bro. Seriously. Just go. Nobody loves you. You’re father said you were an accident. Your mother hated you. Now leave.”

Discord laughed his annoying (but evil) laugh, and snapped his fingers. My view was suddenly upside down, and I was hanging from the ceiling by a rope. Looking down, I saw Discord shaking his head.

“I’m so... ‘sorry’ about this. I wished that this could have been a peaceful invasion, but sadly, it will not be. Now, I have some things to take care of. Ta-ta, for now!” He disappeared, leaving me hanging (no...just...no, Author. That was a-...just...no.) with Vinyl and Dash below, struggling to free themselves while Dash shouted my name, apparently not able to see me.

Finally realizing the reality and danger of this situation, I said the only two words on my mind.

“Well. Fuck.”

Author's Note

Please, don't ask why. If you like it, you like. It you don't you don't.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
For this chapter, I have no idea what the hell I was doing. I was just writing. So. Yeah.

I await your hate/love/criticism comments.
~F.A.D.