2:48PM, Aug 7th, 2015

My name is Alex Hardd, and I have been transported to a land that was envisioned in a TV show.

No shitting around here, either.

I am an attendee to a convention that is centred around the fans of the My Little Pony television show that had garnered a freakishly large audience from teens and adults alike, instead of it's intended audience of little girls.

This convention was called BronyCon.

I won't go into detail about how I arrived here, because I assume it was recorded by 5738 other people that were in the vicinity when it happened, but I walked through a bright flash of light and I woke up in the middle of some wooded area that isn't dense enough to be considered a forest.

I checked my person and I discovered I had five things in my pockets.

I had my wallet with a total of $56 dollars inside along with my I.D, driving licence and various loyalty cards. I wonder if they have Subway in what seems to be Equestria.

The only reason I can kinda take that guesstimate is because I see a castle mounted atop the highest mountain as far as the eye can see. And I'm guessing that's Canterlot and I'm heading that way as we speak.

Or I speak. Whatever.

Anyway, I had my wallet, my iPhone which has 78% battery left, but I have it on the lowest brightness and on Airplane Mode. It should last me a few days. Maybe.

I also have my headphones, which is a absolute Godsend. Without my headphones, I'm sure I'd headbutt the first being I encounter in this world, regardless if it was a Unicorn or not.

The next two items are very interesting. I have two bottles of eJuice, which is a vital item to use for the final item. They are two different flavours and thankfully, they are full.

The final item is a vape device. Which began as a substitute for smoking, but soon developed the "hobby" side, which causes a rise in vapour production, customisation and of course, price.

My loadout is currently my Sigelei 150 Watt Temperature Control device, accompanied by the Elite Tank II. And it has full battery, which lasts over five days at least.

So I have my nicotine intake to keep my stress and anxiety levels down, my music to keep my sanity intact and my Subway loyalty card so I can purchase a chicken tikka footlong sub when I get the chance.

It looks like I am a long distance from the so called Canterlot, so I am going to focus on walking towards that, before I die of starvation, thirst or both.

I am currently using my text-to-speech app on my phone so I can save walking and texting, which can probably prove fatal. All those public service announcements have made that clear. I will obviously update this log as anything of relevance appears. The time is 2:57PM, American UTC time, August 7th 2015, Earth Calendar.

This is Alex Hardd, signing off.