Where I'm from and how I got to where I currently am, isn't important.
(Attended BronyCon, absorbed in weird flash of light, you know the drill.)

My name is Alex Hardd, and I awakened within Equestria. Yes, that entire country/continent that is populated by magical ponies from a TV show. But luckily, I awakened with my iPhone, my headphones, two bottles of eJuice and my bespoke mechanical vape that I was carrying on me at the time.

As I journeyed across Equestria's small continent to reach Canterlot, I continued to vape clouds of vapour and listen to music without a care in the world. But the properties of the vapour and myself, began to change.

So I have managed to archive my encounters within Equestria and the inevitable drama that followed my arrival into transcribed audio logs and first person documentation in other logs.