6:22PM, Aug 7th, 2015

Hopefully the time stamp made this apparent, but it is 6:22PM at the time of this recording starting.

I think I have been hiking or walking or whatever for about three and a half hours, and I am fucked. My feet, back and legs kill. I don't really do much exercising and this is hurting.

I have stopped to sit down and rest at a hill, which has presented me with a pleasant view of Canterlot, along with an overall evaluation of the terrain I shall be traversing on the journey closer to this damn city.

If there is some weird words that are sometimes on their own, it is the app trying its best to interpret the sound of me inhaling my vape and blowing a large cloud of vapour, so I apologise in advance.

One thing to add to this log, or whatever I am calling this, is the fact that the air that I am breathing in is very different to what we breath on Earth.

It feels much more clean and I can take much more deeper breaths and it feels great in my lungs. But the weird thing, is that once I exhale my cloud of vapour, it lingers.

On Earth, the clouds tend to dissipate after a few seconds, depending on vapour thickness. But here, it lingers for far longer, and it is really weird. If I look behind me, I can see a faint trail of vapour that I have left behind me.

It's not faint from dissipation, but from the fact that it has risen so high that I cannot distinguish it from genuine clouds formed of water vapour anymore.

I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong, it looks freaking awesome. I thought it would just be something to make note of.

Anyway, on a more serious note, I need to find some sort of water to drink, preferably a lake or river, as I am feeling the dehydration already.

And I have only been here three hours. Thankfully I wasn't drinking alcohol, as this would have been a short journey. I can see it in the pony headlines already.

"New Being Brought To Equestria, Dies."

If I wasn't a shrivelling corpse, I'd buy myself five copies and frame every page up in my front room.

My battery is currently at 75%, so that means it gives me approximately one hour of music and app usage per one percent. I cannot rely on it too much though, or I shall end up with a dead phone by day two.

And then I will headbutt something. Preferably something with legs. Speaking of wildlife, I haven't seen or heard anything at all, it is quite freaky. In forests and outdoor areas are abundant with at least birds and maybe the occasional squirrel.

But there is literally nothing at all. Either there is nothing on this planet, or their ecosystems are vastly different to ours. But I have made that obvious already, regarding the vape situation.

I'd better get moving again, and find a water source. Best way to do that is to head downhill as much as possible. Rivers don't run on mountains and hills.

Voss had pew.

One more vape for the road, I don't want to get nic-sick out here.

This is Alex Hardd, signing off.