9:03PM, Aug 7th, 2015

I am lucky enough to have found a small stream running parallel to the wooded area that I am transversing and I am so grateful for it.

I have never known thirst quite like that, it was both physically and mentally exhausting. I took the route that looked the most apparent for heading downhill and I ended up in a thicker wooded area.

This time, I finally heard some evidence of wildlife: crickets. I heard crickets before birds, which is damn weird. But regardless, after trudging through that terrain for about an hour, I started to hear birds once again.

So the planet isn't completely dead or abandoned after all, thank jeebus.

I am currently walking alongside that same stream that I drank from; which is amazingly clear and clean I might add.

It is obvious that whoever inhabits this planet, does not pollute their atmosphere like Humans do. But we have pizza and television. If they don't have that, their is the fault.

I have got a feeling I am much closer to civilisation at least, so I won't be hungry for much longer. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, hooves and all.

Sorry, I had to make that dreadful pun.

Anyway, I'll report back to this once I have discovered anything else of importance, considering I have found a source of water now.

This is Alex Hardd, signing off.

is this thing on?

Oh fuck

Dhaka

:..

Again

Her

I often

Shit, don't drop your phone, genius. Hello? It is working...

I see something. I'm on the edge of the wooded area and I can see houses and little ponies flying about and wandering near the outskirts.

It looks like a small group of them are standing around, calling out at something, but I don't hear them over the running stream and the millions of crickets behind me.

I don't even know what to do.. Do I walk over there? Run at them?

Run away?

Scare the living day lights out of them?

Probably not, they'll probably Avada Kedavra the shit out of me.

I cannot take this... Is that Twilight Sparkle I see over there?

Holy shit, it is! What is she looking for? Oh god, this little part of civilisation must be Ponyville! Why didn't I think about looking for it before?

Damn it, I think I should go over there.

Okay... One big vape hit before I go over there...

'Oh my god, is that...?'

Phew, hi guys, my name is Alex and I-

'IT'S A DRAGON! RUN!'

Oh shit

Shelf

Soap

As you probably heard, I walked out of the bushes, exhaled my vapour as I introduced myself and they instantly took me for a dragon. Even though I look nothing like a dragon.

This isn't good, I should lay low for a while. But I need to eat, damn it.

Oh god, I'm shaking.

Let me try and go out there and try talking to them again, as it was Fluttershy, I think, that startled them off.

Let me just take a few puffs to calm me down.

Joke

Joked

Height

Ahh, much better. Wonders what deep breaths and a nicotine fix does for the nerves.

Joke, joked, height? Is that seriously what this thing thinks I'm saying when I'm vaping?

Anyway, let me step out again, without the vape and see if they are scared of me this time.

Uh, hello? My name is Alex Hardd, and I am from another world. And I am not a dragon.

Hey, what are you doing? Am I in a spell? What's going on? Get off me!

Help!

Somebody hel-

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Theo's

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