The Official HasbroHorse™ Erotica Generator
Excellent choice, that's our best seller. Just need you to sign this waiver saying you don't hold us responsible if there's an earthquake and you break your neck or something.
Right. Here's your safety goggles and hazmat suit. Your time begins when you step into the room. You got twenty-five minutes, have fun.
Giddyup.
The Official HasbroHorse™ Erotica Generator
Let's sniff the mist, babe.
I want you to wingslap me until I'm crippled.
I'm a fan of the clockwise licks. Let's start with those.
I could use a cherry daquiri.
Whip out your frogs and gimme a good look.
I've got a job in mind that only a horse can do, and it involves a lot of pulling.
The Official HasbroHorse™ Erotica Generator
Oh, that's nice. My daughter's named Carol. She's fifteen.
Yeah, blonde hair. She's a natural redhead but she bleaches it. Starting to get too old to want to look like the rest of her family, I guess.
Anyway.
You tryna smash?
I am ready for the smashing to begin.
I'm gonna smash it like a Greek goddess.
I was actually hoping I could get smashed.