The Beginning of Sh*t

Twilight was busy studying when she noticed that her room was getting pretty messy. With Spike gone due to dragon ritual issues she decided to clean it herself. As she started she realized that it was harder than Spike makes it look. "Eh I'll do it tomorrow" she said for the 5th time. As she back to studying she noticed a human standing in her room. "What are you doing!?" She yelled to the human. "JUST DO IT!!!" The human yelled. "I said I'll do it tomorrow" she replied. "Yesterday you said tomorrow so JUST DO IT!!" the human said back. "Yeah but I'll actually do it this time" cried Twilight begging for the human to stop. "JUST," the stopped as he began shoving his right hand into his left Palm"DO IT!!" yelled the human. Twilight moaned as she went to clean the room. "You should get to the point where most people would stop you keep going" or something like that. After two hours of cleaning the ENTIRE castle was finally spotless as Twilight laid on the couch tired panting "At moments like this, I miss Spike."

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Rainbow Dash was busting clouds when she got a call from an unknown number. Y'all are gonna hate me for this. "Hello?" She said answering the phone. "Something came in the mail today." The man on the other side of the phone said. "Um, what?" She replied to the comment. "DEEZ NUTZ, HA GOT EM!! HA GOT EM!!" Rainbow was clearly unamused the the joke as she hung up "Men." Weeks later she found everybody saying DEEZ NUTZ. She then realized everypony making fun of her!

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Rarity has spent months making the perfect dress and the perfect heels? for the dress. Finally, she was ready for her night out as she walked out of her room she was met by three humans, all guys motherbucker. She stood there shocked as one of the humans who was combing his hair said "Ayo what the f*ck are you wearing?" "Uh" she said as she let out a nervous chuckle "Let me just change real quick"

she said. "D*mn right" another one of the humans said. One eternity l8er, the humans along with Rarity are walking down the street, she attempts to high five one of the humans as he begins to react as if her hoof was covered in mud as she was wearing another dress. BUCK YOU RARITY!!

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Royal Guards are simply doing there job protecting the castle as a human with a phone held pointed at a guard walked up and said "Ay I got one question for ya WHAT ARE THOSE!!?!?!" He yelled as he directed his hand toward the armor on the guard's foot. "What are those?"

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Twilight is talking to a human about how they don't read. "Whaaaat of we read" the human said. "Oh yeah when's the last time you read" asked Twilight. "Uh four months ago"

                                                                                  Really n*gga