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“The more you stare the more inclined I feel.”

The creature gives you a befuddled glance. ”Inclined how?”

Sprouting a wry grin of your own, “To ask if you’d draw me like one of your French girls.”

The creature shies away with glowing crimson cheeks.  “I do apologize sir. I meant not but to study your figure.”

“And a fine one it is!”

*giggles* “If you say so.”

“Say so I do! Now if you don’t mind, might I ask, what do you use for shampoo?”

A confused expression flashed over the creature’s face.

“Uhh-hem. The ah…stars…”

The being tilts its head slightly, as perplexed as before.

“Why does your hair do the whole ‘twilight sparkle’ thing?”

“What does thine sister’s student have to do with shampoo? ”

“Wha? I don’t even-Why does your hair sparkle?”

The creature breaks down laughing. “Hahaha! What art thou going to ask next? Why doth thine mane flow without a breeze!? Ha! ”

“Well actual-“

*CRASH!*

You swivel your head in time to catch a shadow jump behind some nearby curtains.

“Again!? Why does everypony feel the need to break my friggin' vases.” *pout*

You throw an ‘are you serious?’ face at the creature before refocusing on the drapes.

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