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by MyNameHere

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“Well hello beautiful, I’ll take one of you and a side order of ‘Damn!’”

”Ex-excuse me!?” The creature reels back in shock and begins frantically looking around the room.

“I know you want to play with my disco stick baby!”

”Wa-what!? The being starts to back away with its eyes wide in horror.

“You know you want me!” You’d somehow become shirtless and were now eagerly lathering yourself in warm butter.

”wa-wa-Wa-Wa-WA-WHAT THE FU-“

And on that icy, late November night, the city of Canterlot was lost in the flames of a mysterious explosion.

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