The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

*Deep inhale*

Shallow Thought ws also in Equestria wit everypony else even though he wasn't mentioned in the previous chapters much at all, so he decides to has sex with Discord and then Chromatic gets pissed off by this and starts eating Discords intestines as if tey were spaggettee nodles and forcefeds them to Legion, who is still having sex ewith Screwball and meanwhile back in ponyvillle Appleblom and Aplejock are raping Granny Smiths lifeles corpse and getting their fuck on and it would have been hot except Granny smith was dead and necrophila is nt atttrative at all, so please don't make any fan-art of this fic until I say u camn and meanwhile at Sweet Apple Acres, Big Mac had locked himslef in da baseement becase he was affraid he woud get raeped if he went near Kyoga or Derpy, and was slowly fgoing insan, but then Kyoga an Derpy broke the dorr down and ppinned Big Mabc and scream "Oh yeah, its tiem to get our sexy on with Big Mac" and then try to raep him and they gave him a tongue bath and Big Mac was very creeped out, when sudenly Braebure came in and also started to raep Big Mac, but Braeburn is Big Mac's cousin or something so Big Mac was ok with all of it--

*gasp*

-- and had an orgasm so big that Kyoga, Derpy, and Braeburn were all "Blasting off again" and the Celestia heard them and got pissed off because that was the shitiest pokeman referenecne she had ever heard in her imortal life and she lowerred the sun closer to Equestra and things began to burn and then Discord actually fixed this (how out of character) and Equestria was saved temporarily and Chromatic said "Wait, didn't I eat your intestines" but Disocord laughed and said "I'm actually Chjuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked Orange Creme out of existence, but then Chromatic wrote him back into teh story because he is a troll and Chuck Norris got bored and left, but then Orange Creme kept flikering in and out of existence because of teh efects of Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick even though he should notn have been ion this stroy at all but who cares because Chruck Norris is awesomes, and Orange Creme cant speak properly now "I'm st--- tter than you Chro----" but Cjromatic was all like "WTF is he saying" and Orange Creme was then raped by Chrysalis because she need ed lov and Flutershy didnt get to hav sex, dies, but I made a mistake and meant to say Cadence but she is married to Shinig Armor so tey were hasing sex anyways and didn't not dies onhoneyhsbjlhvfgabg;jhfaslvgaeyrfipuaherjighiyaegiguhaekjhojkbgoijaeohguhqerpiguhuiadhbnjkrgse5g4jvgcjhasdnc what the fuck was that sad excuse for a word asked "Ora--- eme" who was still fadinbg in and out of existance oh god, this is more painfuls to read than Twilihgt but then Twilight Sparkle gets pissed at Stephanie Meyer for ruining her reputation and they start an epic war which Chromatic and Disocrd and Scwrewball, Legion and Celestia and Luna, Stephanie Meyer, Twilight Sprackel, Billy Mays, and Trixie and Emp, and Shallow Thought is being ignored so he will be fighting the wars withTewilight since she is best pony (audience sudenly begans giant flame war over best pony) and Legion stciks his horn and wings into Futaloo's urethra and suddenly--

*gasp**deep inhale**cough*

--Braeburn, Derpy, and Kyoga land in the middle of the fighting covered in Big Mac's sticky horse semen and Billay Mays trie to sell as a window cleaner and gets rich and wins the first battle of a long war but now Canterlot is covered in Big Mac's semen and all of the windows in Equestria are clean so what do, then nothing happened for 3 hours and they all sat there drenched in semen until Braeburn said "why don't we swallow all of the semen" but that is not a good idea because it has beeen siting under the hot sun for 3 hours and is probably spoiled but Braeburn ate some anyways, got food poisoning, and was rushed to an nearby emergency room to have his stomak pumped and everypony got sad becuase Braeburn is cool and nothing bad should happen to him and then they all set up war camps around the Everfere Forest and would fight to the death later but then Dr.Whooves came in with a new TARDIS Billy Mays sold it to the U.S of A Military, with Dr. Whooves locked inside and Dr.Whooves was stranded on Earh yet again and unable to fix the mess he made and nopony else noticed this happening could care less, and then Emp and Trixie built a bunker out of the leftover (now hardened) semen and Celstia broke it with magic and the rest of the chapterrer looked like an overloaded Team Fortress 2 server with explosions and fire everywhere and what the bloody hell am I supposed to write for the rest of this chapter oh wait I knot I will write about Shallow Thought, who was working with Twilight to create an apocalypse spell to be revealed in a later chapter but I lied and will reveal it now becuase from the Hasbro space time copyright continuum came the TRANSFORMERS and Optimus Prime started having robot sex with Megatron, which was so unatractive that everypony vomited and went to the emergency room, and then they burned down the hospital when they all recovered and I no longer know how the fucking fuck this chapter is related to the previous ones in any way whatsoever so I should probably consider ending it soon but then Chromatic had to go pee and accidentally pissed on Shallow Thought, who came because this was hi fetisheses and then Chromatic had a boner but ignored Shallow Thouht and started an angry sex orgy and Legion came a penguin and named the penguin Bob but the pengin died because it was in wrong environment and everypony was sad, and they resumed beating the shit out of each other and there was no love or tolerance whatsover and Stephanie Meyer begin to write a sequel to teh season 2 finale of My Little Poy Friendshit is Magig and Lauren Faust got very pissed and inserted her OC into the story on the condition that it doesn't have any sex because that would be going way too far so Faust OC (I don't know its name) killed Stephanie Meyer and removed herself from teh story before they all began having yet another orgy and I think that should just about wrap up this chapter and I can put your OC in the next chapter if you want me too and OH SHIT I FORGOT TO BREATH!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

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