The MLR/Equestria Shitfest

"Hey lok, the phone botth thingy is back!" shouted Facade, who's OC is apparently now in the story.

Indeed, the TaRDIS was back, landing on top of Applebloom and crushing her. She died without ever finding her cutie mark. The worst prt is dat nopony ever found the body becauswe the TARDS was on top of it.

"Dafuq? I don't remeber bringing him back here."

"Chrfomatic, instead of complaining, why don't you finish the damn fic. I don't like this thing. My anus is sore from all the buttsecks orgies with Derpy, Big Mac, and Braeburn said Kyoga". Kyoga turned to look at his ass, which was covered in shit, semen, and blood. He vommitewd at the sight of it.

"Was that description necessary?" asked Nico? Yes, he also requested to been added to the story.

"Goiddamnit!!! Too many fucking OC's! I can't think!" Chromatic then ran towards the TARDIS at full speed. He contemplated wether or not writing this story had even been a good idea. After all, it currently had twelve dislikes and everty sentence hads misspelled words and poor ghrammar. And the amount of OC's in the story was too damn high! There was only one thing to do...

"Fuck this. I'm going to unwrite this fanfiction!"

"WHAT??!!!!"

Before anypony could further reacted, Chromatic leaped into the TARDIS and slammed it shut.

"Whoa!" The interior of the TARDIS was gigantic. "It's smaller on the outside!"

*facehoof* "What's going on in here?" called out Dr.Whooves. "I don't remember letting anyone in here."

"You mean 'anypony'."

"Oh, rig-- HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! Any-pony. This planet is great..."

"I need your help with something, weird pony dude person. Who the hell are you anyway?"

"Well, I'm the Doctor."

"You're a medic? Where the hell have you been? It's a warzon out there!"

"Wait, I meant--"

Chromatic and Dr. Whooves then dragged the TARDIS to the edge of the Everfree Forest. The war described in previous chapters had only gotten worse. Billy Mays had aquired the Shit Bazzooka and was blasteding everypony with fecal matter at mach pi. Orange Creme was shot point blank. His head became a splatter of cerecral chunks and mannure across the landscape. Unfortunately, Rarity happened to be standing 20 feet behind him and was covered in the gory reamans. She screamed so loudly that Shallow Thought's ears began to bleed. He becam disoried and ran full force into Luna, who tripped. Her horn impaled Big Mac's ribcage. He let out a paned grunt and fell over.

"See Doctor, they need help"

"But I'm no--"

"get out there!"

Dr. Whoove had no idea what da fucxk he wa supposed to do. "Commense CPR?" He tried to do CPR on Big Mac, and broke several ribs in the process. Big Mac would not be able to buck apples during apple season, AND THAT IS THE BACKSTORY TO APPLEJACK BEING OVERWORKED DURING APLLEBUCKING SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What the fuck kind of doctor are you? He nearly died!"

"I told you, I'm not a doctor, I'm the Doctor."

"Oh. You mean the timelord dude?"

"Well, yes. But--"

Suddenly, Chromatic was attacked by Legion and they started having angry sex, IN PUBLIC! (I demand pics of this.) Dr. Whooves decided it better not to comment and sneaked towawards the TRDSI. However, it was gone! "Oh dear..."

Meanwhile, Emp and Trixie were inside of the TARDIS. "I bet this is an magic phione booth thingy "thingy.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks that this might help us end the reign of Celestiuh".

They began to press random buttons and giigggle hysterically. Suddenly, the TARDIS fell sideways and broke the 4th wall again. "Wut wuz dat?"

Chromatic and Legion were in one of the rooms of the TARDIS having angry sex. "I'm going to raep you!"

"Not if I raep u first!"

"What the fuck!" shouted Trixie. "It's not wha--"

"Nopony has angry sex and doesn't include The Great and Powerful Trixie!"

"uh-oh"

Trixie proceededed to rape Emp, Chromatic, Legion. She tore off there socks, held them down with magic, and began to suck all three of their dicks at the same time. This of course, is a violation of bro-code.

"No Trixie, one at a time..."

"ug glu uu ug sluurrp)"

"I can't understand her when her mouth is full." said Facade.

"Oh boy, another OC. Could I have made this fanfiction any worse?"

Suddenly the TARDIS opened to a wheat field. "Where the hell is this?" Then a gruff mans voice shouted "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh Celestia, no."

By the time they had returned to the TARDIS, Fegelein and Hitler were arguing inside of it. "Fegelein, Fegelein, Fegelein!!!" shouted Hitler. For some reasoin, there were captions translating what they said.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To be continuued...

End Chapter Four