Just A Typical Day

"Screwball these zombies are really easy to kill-"

ERRUUH~ BOOM! *SPLAT*

"Hehe, that was a messy one!"

Derpy giggled cutely, turning her face towards me to show me the shiny, chrome red blood drip down her cheek...Only thirty minutes in this hectic zombie splatter spree and already these mares claimed it was far too easy...If only they knew...

Things weren't too bad, I had taught Derpy to fire some guns relatively quick...The funniest thing was watching her aim down the sights for a double barrel shotgun, how cute of her! Derpy and I were maintaining the center of the room, held behind the Crystal Table while Rainbow Dash and Applejack did their thing; they kept the remaining ghouls from slaughtering the other mares watching from a distance.

"Screwball, how are we doing on those kills?"

"Oh, only eight hundred and thirty five to go...Don't hold up, it's barely round seven! These freaks start trotting faster around now..."

ERRUUH! SKLLTCH!

"Hah, big deal...They'll just end up trotting into mush if they keep coming toward me."

Rainbow Dash quipped, giving me such a strange smirk while she lifted her hoofs, disconnecting what was once a pony's head from the blood splattered ground. This had turned out to be pretty fun, despite the fact that death lurked around the corner; I made sure my mares were safe, checking my six to see the other ponies watching from the kitchen. I was baffled to see everypony watching in excitement; the only mare not thrilled of course being Fluttershy.

"Oh...I don't know about all of this...Discord doesn't seem like the type to kill. Sure, he's known for a quick prank, or an elaborate joke..but this-"

"Face it, Fluttershy...He's not what you would call a good guy...Reformed my flank!"

"Yeah...This is new for me, and I'm his own kid! Pranks and bucked up tricks are fun, but attempted murder is another thing...I know he's working with somepony else, and she's pure evil!"

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Meanwhile Back at the Cemetary...
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"Well it's been started! Soon enough those mares will meet their untimely end and you'll have your precious human...Tell me, what does a powerful sorcerer like yourself want with that pesky mortal anyways?"

...

Discord quickly chuckles to himself while his comment goes ignored, and flies right over the mysterious cloaked mare. These two fiends had this devilish plan hatched far before anypony else had caught on...Not even Screwball! Discord had this all figured out, as he had cooperated with this mare long before anypony was the wiser.

"Not much of a talker, aye? Well regardless what your motive may be...It will soon come to fruition! Can you see it now? Just my chaos, and your wicked magic, running this dirt-town...Equestria will be ours for the conquering!"

"No! I do not wish to rule Ponyville...That is all yours for the taking..."

The mysterious mare finally spoke up, her cloak swaying in the wind and giving off a certain impression while her emerald shone furiously in the night...

"I just want that human all to myself..."

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"Uh, Screwball...I sure could go for a Max Ammo right about now..."

"Hehe! You know I'm bending the rules as it is...but if I get a smooch maybe I'll-"

THUNK! MGHMM! MWHMM...

I throw my rifle down to the ground and pursue the powerful pink pony for a passionate kiss, her hooves locked around my back while I laid her ontop of the table. This was no time to fuck around, as Derpy and I both needed our firepower or else the zombie horde would clearly overrun Dash and Applejack...I kept my focus in Screwball's mouth until she giggled abruptly, and took her hoofs off me.

"Heh, you don't need more bullets with that rifle anyways...Just get a stronger weapon!"

The giggling mare said, kicking the large box that glowed a bright blue light up into the air...Of course! The Mystery Box, a random slot machine, dealing weapons of all variety...I was a fool not to test my luck on this weapon dispatcher in the first place, but then again it could be worse than my rifle.

"Fuck it!"

I quickly exclaim, lifting the heavy lid of the box, and watching the bright blinding light that followed with a familiar jingle...I slowly recognize the weapons as they cycle in front of me; all of them had their specialty, some weak and some far too powerful.

"Hehe, dun dun deh dun dun, pop goes the weasel!"

BUM BING!

Pinkie Pie giggled right on cue, as the box halted on a the sleek long wood-crafted AK-47. I nearly cry as I reach forward to pick up my new weapon of choice, the box closing shut and revealing the train of zombies I was so nervous about...Rainbow Dash and Applejack quickly trotting behind the table with me as I pulled back the hammer and aim down the sights.

BDDDH! BDDDH! BDDDDDHH!

The vanquished cries of the damned echo through the castle, leaving everypony speechless while the whole crowd of undead ponies were silenced in one clip...Pinkie Pie giving a loud giggle while the clip of my Russian assault rifle hits the floor...

"Hehe! It's like a hundred party cannons going off at once. Aww, that was spectacular!"

CLICK! TCHKT!

The mares just watch while I reload, and prepare for the next assault of zombies to trot down those stairs...but to my surprise it grows quiet...Too quiet! Then as if by my terrible gaming instincts kick in, I realize what's to come...and sure enough...

"Fetch me their souls!"

I cringe with excitement as Discord's villainous voice shakes the castle, and ultimately bringing forward the next beasts to strike...Hellhounds!

GRRRR...HSSS!

"Uh...Those aren't mutts, Orion...Those are-"

"Timberwolves!"

Everypony cried out at the same time, the loud growls and hisses striking me with fear and determination while I saw it with my own eyes...The low, fast paced beast charged on all fours, quickly rushing down the stairs and right into my sights...Yet, I remain motionless, watching in terror while this fiend leapt for me...

I would have stood their and taken a mauling to the face it it weren't for my quick assistant handy with a shotgun.

"Oh no you don't!"

Derpy quickly says while taking dead aim, and unloading a shell right into that Timberwolf, exploding wood chips and ash all over the place. I quickly tune back to reality, and realize that more of these fiends are slowly spawning from atop the stairs; and alas my assault rifle would do me no good against these fast targets. I quickly lift the lid of the Mystery Box and pray for something decent!

...I needed a powerful but charged shot...

"Give the box another spin...Who knows maybe you'll get..."

BUM BING!

The box stops on the most god awful weapon imagined, so powerful yet such drawbacks toward whomever fired it. I gaze at the tiny, plastic looking Ray Gun before reaching for it, a strange sound emitting while I grabbed it. The more I wanted to look at this strange weapon, the less I had time to fire it, as the growling Timberwolves proved to be good target practice.

BDING! BDING! BDING!

The green energy waves fly out the snout of this mysterious weapon, all having a long chime while the Timberwolves each exploded into stardust. It was far too grand, yet as the last ghoul was ignited, a bright green ammo crate hovered above in mid air...Our savior!

Just as I stepped onto the table, to reach for the precious ammo, a certain Draconequus decided to put an end to all of this. The mares around me then freeze up, all but Screwball covered in a pink tint, as if stuck in time due to Discord's magic. The corpses, the chalk outlines, and the Mystery Box all gone in one quick flash...Leaving me to whimper loudly;

"B-But my Ray Gun..."

It is then that I notice a dark figure that stands aside Discord, a mare who's face is too dark to see...The only thing visible being the red amulet that shone brightly like a polished ruby.

"Well, that was quite the show! I must admit it did get rather dull towards the end...I mean come on! A Ray Gun!? What were those folks at Treyarch thinking?"

"Father! Why are you helping that crazy bitch anyways? What can she do that I can't?"

"End Celestia's reign and make Equestria mine for the taking."

...In one quick statement, Discord had silenced his spawn and made things awkward as hell...

"Wow, well I can't compare to that...but why do these mares have to die? Their...not as lame...as I thought..."

"That's not up to me..."

Discord says, quickly stepping aside to let the cloaked mare reveal herself...That black cover hitting the floor to reveal...Trixie!? Holy buckin shit!

"It's up to me, the Great and Powerful, Trixie! I don't care what happens to these mares, I just know I want Orion all to myself..."

The blue mare shouted, giving off a certain smirk and overall making her purpose known...Another God damn mare wanted some human action...This mare had something a little different up her sleeve though.

"Discord! Grab your daughter and take your leave...I want the last thing these mares to see...is their precious human to make love with me..."

"Ho, no you don't-"

POOF!

In an instance, all hope was lost, for Screwball was the only mare not affected by the purple magic that had kept my mares frozen, and forced to watch this horrid display. My mind immediately races for anyway out of this situation, quickly analyzing any all and any possible solutions...but alas the only way out, was lying down on the table right infront of me; wearing nothing but a violet frilly skirt and a soft pink bra.

"Please don't make me force a love spell on you, Orion...I'm not like that terrible Twilight Sparkle, desperate for any affection I could get my hooves on...Besides, I'm the reason you're here in Ponyville."

...But...

"T-Twilight said that-"

"That what? Celestia gave orders to research an unfinished Friendship Spell? No...It was a little more than that...Come here and let Trixie tell you."

SQUEE!

I sit down in a seat at the table while Trixie's hooves immediately grace me, playing with my curly hair as I stared up at her, giving my undivided attention. The look on her face was so captivating, for being a villainous bitch of a mare who screwed everything up in the last ten minutes...She gave such a sincere stare while I had my chin on her left leg.

"You see, Orion...I always felt as if I didn't belong in this insignificant dirt-town. I was forced to put on petty shows and pretend I was an all powerful magician. My powers had remain limited, as I don't make friends easily, and I could not find love; Nopony had yet to meet my standards in this world...So then I looked to the other worlds...Using this amulet to seek another lonely outcast like myself."

Trixie stops her explanation and puts a hoof on my cheek, an awkward moment occurring while she blushed heavily.

"Of all the worlds, and all the constellations, one had stood out from the rest...The Hunter in the sky, a human bound by Celestia and banished long ago...It was only with time and research had I found out that you were in a world populated with other humans. You shone just as bright as your belt, and I found you quite fast...I had to summon you here, I had to forge a cheap letter from Celestia, and I had to guarantee your safety..."

...A hug ensues after this long explanation, and I can't help but hug back, such a confusing complex mare, capable of ending my life and the mares behind me...I couldn't take a chance, I had to do whatever Trixie wanted me to do...

"I summoned you to Twilight Sparkle's presence, hoping she would take care of you until I was ready to reclaim you...I didn't know that mare would drug you, don't you worry though, I'll make her pay!"

...I then quickly decide to halt any negative thoughts from this mare, and replace it with myself; a cute giggle coming from this menacing magician while I forced her to lie down on the table...Her legs opening up while I leaned close to kiss those aquamarine panties.

"Hehe, so full of herself! She's got her own cutie mark stitched into her panties..."

I loudly think to myself, busy kissing and chewing on that wavy blue crescent and wand. The more I tugged on her undergarments, the less agro this mare became, the pure gold of this moment occurring while I pulled down her panties with my teeth...A quick sigh coming out of Trixie while I dropped them carelessly on the floor and continued my exploration up her skirt.

"Mhmm, I'll drop the whole third person talk just for you...I'd give up everything just for you, Orion."

The banters of this mare continue while I press my face against Trixie's crotch, a nice aroma of sweet ginger glazing off my lips while I kissed her fur. I was so delicate and careful with this pony, as I sloppily kissed around her cunt before going directly for the main course. It was then a challenge, to see what I could do to this mare in order for her to forget her hostility toward my mares. The next fifteen minutes I then spent tongue deep inside this heavy breathing mare.

"Mwhm, Orion...You shouldn't filth up that-Ah!"

Trixie let out a baffled gasp while my tongue found itself a cozy home inside her rectum for a couple of seconds, slowly wiggling around and enjoying the taste...I sloppily kiss her ass and take out my tongue before moving on, inside her tight pink snatch. In retrospect it was disgusting, but I honestly loved it! The taste, the feeling of her walls, and the loud breathes all made it worth while, as soon enough I was in heaven...It was so delicious and warm, I close my eyes and enjoy one hell of a moist meal...

"Mwhgm...Slltchh...Mhmm!"

I loudly eat, constantly jabbing my middle finger deep inside Trixie's ass while slurping up the wet mess that slowly leaked. The harder and faster my finger grooved, the more liquids would flow in my mouth, all of it leading to a messy climax as I tugged on her tail. The moaning mare was at her limit, her legs tightening and her cunt clenching while my dinner was slowly being prepared.

"Ahh! I'm gonna...I'm gonna!"

SKLTCH...*GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

Time stands still while I gulp down mouthful after mouthful of the slimy warm delicacy...Such a bittersweet cream, and such massive quantities of it! I make sure every single drop of cum is swallowed, and safely ingested in my stomach. The moment my meal ends, I open my eyes, and slowly take my mouth off her sticky pussy, thick globs of saliva connecting my lips to hers.

I lean out of this mare's skirt to see the beautiful expression on her face...

She was passed out, and breathing hard while her face remain a bright cherry red; this was my moment to save my mares! I lean forward and quickly pocket the shiny red amulet that was clipped to her bra...Thus leaving Trixie both passed out and topless...My mind racing to test if we both felt the same awkward shallow way about eachother...

I lie on the table aside the mare, her eyes still shut as I scoot closer to her supple bossoms, slowly kissing my way up to her rounded breast. My lips were locked onto her hard left nipple, a quiet sigh escaping the comatose mare while I forcefully sucked...I really wanted to feed off of her, but there was nothing to drink...

"Damn! I really wish I could~"

Mwhmm...Mhmmm...

My mind halts mid thought while a massive haul of milk quenches my thirst, all perfectly timed and synced to my thought...After several big gulps, and some joyful moaning, I lean off Trixie to stare down at the tingling sensation in my pants...It wasn't the usual this time, but something more left of my crotch. I then realize that Trixie's amulet was the cause of the tingling, and I quickly reach for it while my mare recovered from her session.

"Hmm, I sure do wish this mare's womb was able to accept my sperm..."

I loudly think to myself while kissing Trixie's fur, from her breasts, down to her stomach and stopping at her skirt. My accusations soon come true while my mare gives a loud moan, her hoofs holding my head in place while she finally comes to.

"Oh...It tickles when you kiss me right there...Mhmm, I'm ready, Orion...I'm ready to take a big hard human cock deep inside my body..."

Trixie sighs cutely, her heavy gaze giving me second thoughts on all of this...

If I wanted to, I could halt this and save my mares, but on the other hand, I have the choice to fuck this mare and give her a legitimate child...

Aww, damn my feeble minded self; this shouldn't be a decision! I clearly want to do both, save my mares and get my revenge with a nine month gift inside this mare...

What to do, what to do...

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