Rainbow Dash is in cloud jail for blowing up the weather factory. That doesn't mean she can't run a bustling drug empire though. Except it does. Expect mangoes, crawdads, coat hangers, paper towel rolls, and retcons. And office furniture rentals.

PRAISE FOR THE STORY:
"This is a great example of 'Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.' Super has mentioned his lack of focus in recent blog posts; if this is all he is capable of writing right now, maybe he shouldn't be writing." ~Super Trampoline

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt! This story, being not very good, is not a Patreon story.