If you came to hear a great story, I'm sorry to disappoint you. I suspect that this will end up as some sort of large confession. I left my homeland to start anew, in this mythical fairy-tale that is Equestria, which has intrigued me since my… younger days. With enough cleverness, intelligence, some ingenuity and wit, along with a 'unique' sense of humour, I might just be able to make it out of all of this alive. If it's even possible.

I guess that's why there is a giant 'if' in the middle of my entire livelihood. Must have been due to the murders. I guess if it wasn't for the damned Prench…

I kinda always wished that I had friends.