I don't know what exactly happened, but I somehow slept for ten years and woke up in a rundown shack in the middle of a frozen wasteland. What's more is I'm no longer a human. I don't know how, but I am now a unicorn.

I'm completely on my own out here, not a soul anywhere nearby… well, none that are human anyway. I don't really like that idea, but it's the hand I've been dealt for whatever reason, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let it beat me.