I Am The Prince of Darkness, The Vampire King... Dracula!

Mathew's P.O.V.

"Oh God... What the hell happened." I said as I sat up and rubbed my aching head. Then I realized that I was in a freaky lookin forest, and its not even day time, well at least the stars and moon are out so I have SOME visibility. "Wait where's Elizabeth, Elizabeth! Elizabeth!!" I called trying to look for her. I didn't realize that my voice had change neither did I notice that I was a lot taller than what I was a few minutes ago at the convention. I found her lying unconscious on a tree trunk with a sword, a shield, knights body armor, a helmet in the shape of a dragon's head and a cloak, where the hell did all this shit come from?! Question for later. "Elizabeth please wake up." I said as I shook her until her eye lids fluttered a bit and after a few seconds later she was wide awake.

"Mathew... Why are we in a fore- Wait, this can't be!" She said in shock.

"What... It can't be what?" I asked.

"This is the Everfree Forest, but that could only mean- MATHEW YOU LIED TO ME, YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T BUY THE COSTUME PIECES FROM THE MERCHANT OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T TRANSPORT US HERE!!" Elizabeth yelled.

"I'm sorry I... I didn't know." I said though my tone was filled with weakness and regret.

"I warned you that this could happen. Mathew I had a life, a real life!" She said, tears forming and threatening to fall.

"What can I say, I'm sorry." I said, I felt myself litteraly getting smaller though I didn't know that.

"Well thanks to you, we're stuck in Equestria as the people we were cosplaying as." She said.

"I'm so sorry... Wait did you say that we're now the real Dracula and Lisa, that means that... Maybe I could call forth Castlevania!" I said with a bit too much joy then what I had intended, she looked up at me tears starting to fall down, but quickly wiped the tears away and recomposed herself.

"I think that would be best, since we are in the dark and dawn is approaching from what I can tell." She said, which confused me for a sec and caused me to ask a dumb question.

"What so bad about the sun?" I stupidly asked.

"It's bad because like it or not, YOU ARE Count Dracula now and that means that you have his weaknesses, this includes sunlight." She replied.

"Can't I just make it so that the night will never end in my area." I asked.

"I don't think the princesses will appreciate that." She answered.

"Then all the more reason to summon the castle," I said then I realized something "I don't know how to summon Castlevania exactly." I said, causing Elizabeth to fall over in disbelief at my stupidity exactly like in some animes I've watched.

"Well we got to think of something Dracu- I mean Mathi- I mean Mathew" She said correcting herself.

"How about you go by Lisa now, and I go by Count or Lord Dracula Vlad Tepes, or you could call me Mathias Cronqvist, since we are stuck here." I said with a nervous smile written on my face.

"Well since it will stop making me confused, like the session that I recently had, then we can go by new names now, I suppose that I shall go by Lisa Fahrenheit now, and I shall call you by the human name of the Castlevania game's Dracula, Mathias, though you should go by Dracula." She answered.

"Alright then it's settled, so... Now what?" I asked.

"Well we should find a form of shelter from the day, then once it's night time we can go find food." She said, as soon as she said this my stomach started to grumble, like I hadn't eaten in centuries, I looked at Eliza- Lisa with hunger in my eyes.

"Mathias... What are yo-" before  she could finish, I had already grabbed  her with inhuman strength and before I knew what I was doing I sank my newly acquired fangs into her neck, she let out a gasp of pain, but with what will I had left, I told myself not to kill her, eventually I stopped, I looked at her, thank god she was still alive.

"What the fuck was that for Mathias!?!" She yelled.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, it was all instinct, and I had no control over it." I said lowering my head in regret.

"It's fine... BUT WORN ME NEXT TIME YOU JERK!!" Lisa yelled as she smacked the back of my head.

"Ow, that really hurt you know." I said with minor annoyance in my tone.

"Good because that was the intended purpose of that smack." She said with a smug grin on her face.

"Yeah well we better get going, 'cause I could use a good nap." I said, yawning to emphasize my point. As we were about to walk off I heard the loudest god damn yell, I think exists, and it wasn't friendly.

"HALT, FOUL CREATURE! WE HAVE COME TO STOP THY DARK WISHES FROM COMING TRUE AND ETERNALLY DAMNING OUR KINGDOM TO DARKNESS AND RUIN!!!" The voice yelled, we turned around to see two figures standing there and they were some kind of human-horse crossbreed or something, both had a female physique, so I would assume they're females they also had hooves for feet wings and horns which was weird, but hey I'm not judging. One had white skin with a pastel colored ethereal mane (hair?) and tail?!, she was clad in golden armor and had a bag by her side, she was also armed with a sword and shield and was pretty tall and scary. The other one had blue skin and an ethereal mane and tail that depicted the night sky stars and all. She had black armor on, was armed with a scythe, and had a bag by her side, she wasn't as tall as the first but she somehow looked scarier.

"So, what brings to these neck of the woods?" I asked the two scary ladies, I then mentally laughed at my woods joke.

"If thou really inquires our business, then it is simple demon, we are here to destroy thou's wicked presence!" The shorter one bellowed.

"Alright, I know this is some sort of prank, but I'll play along, what are the names names of my 'destroyers', after all if your so bent on destroying me, then at least give me your name." I demand.

"Thou art speaking to Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, I raise the sun and therefore bring forth the day." The one called Celestia said.

"And I am Princess Luna, I rule Equestria along side my sister, I raise the moon, and paint the stars in the sky therefore I bring forth the night." The other one know Identified as Luna, OK now I sound like a fuckin' robot.

"Now you have our names of thy opponents, pray tell us thy name, demon." She said with venom in her voice at the word 'demon'.

"If you really want to know then fine. I am the lord of darkness, the king of the vampires, I am both praised and loved by the night. I am the dragon and the devil, I am... Count Dracula Vlad Tepes," I bellowed. "Oh and that's my girlfriend Lisa Fahrenheit." I stated flatly. I was quite surprised that the two self proclaimed princesses' courage had faltered and their eyes grew wide in fear at the mention of my name. I also heard Lisa call me a jerk for either adding too much finesse to my introduction, or making hers totally boring and forgettable, maybe even both. Though it didn't take long for them to recover, because in merely a few seconds for the two princesses gain there barrings again.

"Ti's be demons such as you, who brings disgrace and make others shun my night." Luna spoke with hatred and venom in her tone, I was starting to enjoy pushing their buttons so I continued.

"You call me, a child of the night, a demon, and that I bring disgrace to the night, do I see a hypocrite before me?" I asked mockingly.

"You shalt not mock my sister." Celestia said with steel in her tone. That I, for one admire.

...Castlevania Symphony of the Night track "Dance of Illusions"...

"Enough talk then, have at you!" I yelled, and they instantly got into their battle stances. From what I can tell Celestia has stronger attacks, and has more defensive capabilities. Luna on the other hand was the smaller, more agile one of the two. I decided to attack with my Hellfire ability. I raised my right arm to open my cape and the fireballs were unleashed to attack them.

As I suspected Luna dodged it, while Celestia raised her shield to block that attack. Which gave me the opportunity to teleport behind her. I activated the ability and appeared behind Celestia, from the surprise look on her face, I would assume that she didn't know that I could teleport. I had planned to give her a good old sock to the jaw, but she used her shield to block the punch, however she didn't anticipate my vampiric strength which sent her flying and colliding to a near by tree. I was bathing in my glory when Luna snuck behind me and strikes me with her scythe, which would have hurt if it wasn't for the fact that I am invulnerable to most weapons, safe for a few exceptions such as the Vampire Killer Whip or Alucard's Sword from the game. She looked at me with a mix of shock and horror, while I just did the same thing I did to her sister and sent her flying back, slamming into a tree which probably injured her spine.

Then I came to the realization that these people or ponies, whatever they are, have never fought vampires before. I was about to go over to them and finish them off so that they couldn't do anymore trouble for me, but Lisa stopped me with a tug on my arm, and a shake of the head which confirmed to me that she didn't want me to do it. So I decided to stop and walked away with her, but I decided to look back and saw Celestia and Luna getting back up from the butt whopen I just gave them.

"Sister, this monster is a greater threat than we initially thought." Luna spoke, wheezing in pain from her spine.

"I agree sister, we must use the elements right now." Celestia stated with determination in her tone and facial expression. They pulled out six gems in total, three for each of the sisters.

"Oh really, you think you can defeat ME with a bunch of rocks, you are quite brave I give you that, but also quite arrogant and foolish." I said. I looked at Lisa, only to be met with fear and worry in those eyes.

"Mathias, those things will turn you into stone if you let them." She spoke with worry in her tone.

"What do you mean they'll turn me into stone?" I asked. Just as I said this I looked to the two princesses, just to see them activate these 'elements' as they called them, and giant rainbow was heading straight for me. I was caught off guard, I couldn't move even if I wanted to, I felt fear for my fate. I was going to accept my it when I was pushed out of the way, I looked in utter horror that it was Lisa that pushed me out of the way, there wasn't enough time for her to get out of the way, and she knew this. The beam hit and slowly she was turned to stone. "Lisa, why, why did you save me, it should have been ME, not you." I said as tears freely fell down my cheeks, but it wasn't long before it was soon replaced by overwhelming rage and hatred.

"YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU USELESS GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING WHORES!!!!" I bellowed in rage. I felt myself grow and elongate until I was 10 ft tall. I raised my left arm to the side to distract them with my Dark Inferno attack "This is true power!" I bellowed, and unleashed a barrage of magma fireballs. They thought I was going to repeat my first tactic again, but instead of teleporting, I transformed my body into that of a wolf and attacked. I clawed and snapped my jaws at them getting in a few lucky hits, but unfortunately, none of the wounds were fatal.

"Sister, we must have some plan of attack." Luna said with pain in her voice thanks to the wounds I gave her.

"It seems that the demon is invulnerable to our conventional means of attack, let us try our spells." Celestia suggested to her sister. They nodded and their horns started to glow, Celestia fired a beam of golden light at me, and the attack did not fail to hit its mark. I was sent flying back to a nearby tree, and I could hear steam coming off of me, and pain engulf my senses. When the pain had stopped I thought to myself 'That wasn't supposed to hurt me, how could she have- wait a second, she said she raised the sun, maybe she can harvest some of its power meaning... Oh shit.' I transformed back into my original form and was knocked back into the tree again, by Luna's magical attack this time, but instead of pain, I felt... Better, I soon remembered that Luna raised the night, and that meant that she had unknowingly healed and returned my strength to my body.

"I have to admit, you both are quite skilled," I said as I got up. "However, I would assume that you did not expect this." I said as I summoned a flow of dark energy, and out of the woods came packs of.... Wooden wolves? Oh whatever, anyway, they came beside me a knelt before me. "Now my wooden friends, kill them." I said nonchalantly, pointing at the two whores.

The wolves growled and to attacked them. They put up a valiant fight, and they were easily defeating the wolves, but they were tiring out which was the real reason I had the wolves attack them. "Sister, I think he knew that we could defeat the Timber Wolves easily." Celestia said. So that's what the wood wolves are called, good to know.

"Yes, but why did Dracula unleash the Timber Wolves on us?" Luna asked, something tells me that she is not as smart as her sister.

"I think that he had intended for the Timber Wolves to weaken us." Celestia answered.

"Very good observation, but now I shall take the stage." I said as I turned my cape into my Demonic Wings. I flew into the air, and as did this they used there own wings to take to the sky.

"This is where it ends, Dracula!" Celestia bellowed.

"Oh really," I said with a sly smirk as I hoovered over Lisa's statue so it wouldn't be destroyed. "Blood Hydro Storm!" I shouted. I casted the spell, and it rained down blood, shooting faster than bullets. Unfortunately I was still too slow since that spell gave them time to summon up force fields with their magic. While I kept my area rain-free. After the spell stopped, they took down the force field that each of them casted, but they looked pretty exhausted, probably do to the fact that they had not endured the level of stress on their magic that my Blood Hydro Storm had brought.

"Sister, we cannot keep this up for much longer, we must use the elements again." Luna said mustering a lot of strength, just to not pass out from exhaustion.

"Yes, but we have to distract him, you keep him busy while I charge the elements, come back as soon as you can to help finish Dracula off." Celestia said.

"Right." Luna replied, and she charged at me, she knew that her act wouldn't due any good against me so she stuck to using magic. Celestia began to channel her magic into the spell. "Now Dracula, you shall feel the wrath of the princess of the night!" She exclaimed. I was thinking on my opinions when a thought struck me. I could hypnotize her into betraying her sister, I wouldn't make her do it yet though.

"Aren't you jealous of Celestia, after all, she raises the sun, she is loved by all, and your subjects always sleep through your beautiful night, until the sun rises again." I said, using my powers to affect her will. Celestia caught sight of this, and tried to make her sister come back to her senses.

"Sister, do not listen to his lies, he is trying to turn us against each other." Celestia reasoned, and the plan may have seemed worked, but I made her forget what I had said, but her will was mine. I needed her to overthrow her sister, in order for me to return and once I do, I'll kill her, then I'll be free to do whatever I want, and that is to live peacefully, without peop- I mean ponies coming after me.

"Yes sister, I understand." Luna said as she flew to her sister's side to imprison me, I had to make it look convincing, so that they don't get suspicious of me, until the time is right. They fired the rainbow of doom at me and I said my line.

"No, this cannot be, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed and was turned to stone. "Wait being trapped in stone is so long and so boring, FFFFFFUUUUUUU-!!!"

....1,000 years later....

"-UUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! Alright calm down, just because you're trapped in a garden maze next to your stoned girlfriend, doesn't mean it's that bad right?" I asked myself. I have been in this hell hole of a prison for 1,000 years, and my plan for having Luna overthrow Celestia had failed, but I still hold on to that sliver of hope that I would be free soon. Wait do my ears deceive me, or are there actually children I hear. As if to confirm my hunch, a bunch of kids, lead by what seems to be a school teacher. Oh I see it's a school field trip, how adorable.

"I think that statue represents beauty." And here we have two statues posed together, can you tell me what the first one represents?" The anthro teacher asked pointing to Lisa, she wore a dress, which had a three flowers on each side, her coat was the color of a cherry blossom, and she had two lighter shades of cherry blossom for her mane and tail. I swear that teacher is trying WAY too hard to teach those brats.

"I think that represents compassion." answered one of her students. She was wearing a button-up white shirt, a light purple tie, and a skirt that stopped just below the knees, she had a white coat, and two different shades of purple for her mane and tail. Her presence just screams 'teacher's pet, with a hint of walking dictionary', she also had a horn, did I mention that?

"Yeah well, I think it represents beauty." answered another one of her students contrasting her fellow student's answer. She wore a black hoodie and green short shorts. She had an orange coat, and had a dark magenta color for her mane and tail. Her presence gave out the impression that she could beat you up, and she had a very small pair of wings, implying that she is a Pegasus. Clearly the teacher knew when a fight was about to break out when she saw it and decided to reply to there answers.

"This is a statue of an unknown creature, and she is supposed to represent love, compassion, and beauty." The teacher said.

"Miss. Cheerilee, ah was wandering what that statue represents."  said another one of Miss Cheerilee students, pointing at my statue a.k.a my stone prison. She was wearing blue overalls, a big red bow, and had a plad green T-shirt. She also had a yellow coat and a red mane and tail, and judging by her attire and accent I could say she was growing up on a farm.

"Well Appleloom, to answer your question, that is the statue of one of the enemies the princesses have both fought and defeated in the past, he controlled many dark powers that we don't fully understand. His name was Dracula Vlad Tepes, and he represents hatred, anger, and darkness." Miss Cheerilee said giving some facts about me.

They left soon after to check out more statues, and so the wait continues, and it soon became night. But then I hear the most beautiful sound of all, I hear a crack, then another and another, and in no time I was free. I looked to my left to see the statue of my girlfriend and soon enough, she was free as well. "So~, how've you been honey?" I asked, she replied with a swift punch to my nose.

...Meanwhile back at Comic Con...

"Hey guys." Shawn greeted to his three friends, they had all decided to go as Castlevania characters, well it was more like Shawn forced them to. His friends Thea and Mary Iris were sisters, Thea was 16 years old, while Mary was only 8, so they decided with the approval of Shawn, cosplayed as Annette and Maria Renard (Thea being Annette, while Mary being Maria). Thea was also Shawn's girlfriend, they didn't want to bring Mary here in the first place, but Thea's parents forced them to, so they just had to deal with it. Tyler Forest was cosplaying as Ronaldo Gandolfi, simply because he could, and of course as a bonus it pissed Shawn off for not cosplaying as Alucard instead.

"Hey man, I see you got a replacement for the last Vampire Killer Whip you lost, and I see that the nose bleed is healing up quite nicely too." Tyler said, which earned him a glare from Shawn.

"Boys, let's not start this up, ok?" Thea asked Shawn and Tyler.

"Hey Shawn?" Mary asked grabbing everyone's attention.

"Yes Mary." Shawn said, trying not to ignore her and humoring Mary's antics.

"Why is your whip-thing glowing?" Mary asked innocently. Everyone followed Mary's gaze to the Vampire Killer Whip which was now glowing.