I Am The Prince of Darkness, The Vampire King... Dracula!

by Demon War God

Well It SUCKS To Be Him!!! Hahahah- I'll Stop Now.

Previous Chapter

(Mathew's) Dracula's P.O.V.

"OK now that you've got that out of your system, we should go back into that weird forest, what was it called again?" I asked my at-the-moment-not-so-beloved girlfriend.

"If you must know it's called the Everfree Forest, now do me a favor and remember the name." She said.

"Shall we fly off?" I asked as I transformed my cape into my Demonic Wings.

"No thank you, I'd rather walk." She replied.

"Fine by me." I said turning my Demonic Wings back to its original cape form. "By the way can I have a bite to drink?" I asked her.

"No!" She yelled, which made me wince a bit before regaining my composure.

"Ok, we might as well walk. Would you like to accompany me in our walk out of this petty excuse of a castle?" I asked offering my hand, now the reason I'm acting so gentlemanly is because I still feel kinda bad for all the shit that's happened to her lately, and I kinda want to make amends for that, and hope she would forgive me ok? I'm not acting gentlemanly because it was my duty or anything, because believe me I once hoped that Celestia would have a heart attack so big, it would kill her whole fucking family. I mean SERIOUSLY that bitch eats a lot, and I mean A LOT of cake.

"Very well," She replied. "But let's hurry up, this place is starting to rub me the wrong way."

"Alright, so I believe the exit is that way." I said as I took hold of her hand and ran so that we wouldn't get spotted. When we got to the entrance we saw two guards on stand point. "Perfect! Now what are we going to do!?" I yell-whispered.

"Well we could just find sneak past the guards or find another exit." She answered. Though I looked upon the guards and I can feel my hunger growing, I realized that I haven't eaten in 1,000 years. I tried thinking of other things to distract me, but even now I can feel the hunger taking over.

"Ok, fuck this! I'm hungry!!" I yelled as I charged at the two guards. They were caught off guard, so their defenses were pathetic at most. Well I guess I could give them SOME slack, since this is probably the first (and last) vampire they have seen, but then they screamed as soon as I drank from one of them, which would have been funny... If it wasn't for the fact that guards came swarming outside, and everyone in the castle is now awake and on high alert. "Oh~ shit." I looked over to Lisa, who had a look of rage that plastered her normally gentle face. I ran to Lisa, and left the other guard to tend to his friend over there.

"You are an idiot! You know that?!" She shouted. If it was a normal day for us, I would try to defend myself, but this is not our typical day.

"Ok, less talking, more flying." I said frantically as I transformed my cape into my wings, took Lisa by the arms, and took off. Lisa was screaming bloody murder, but I didn't hear what she was saying. I had the Everfree Forest in my sight, I looked behind me to see a group of six Pegasi guards pursuing us.

"Great! Now the princesses KNOW that we've escaped!" Lisa yelled. I had to shake off the guards that were pursuing us, so I dived straight down to the ground, and pulled up at the last second. The guards didn't have such good luck, since the armor was weighing them down and so they crashed. I heard of few moans and groans which at least confirmed that they were alive, probably never going to walk and/or fly again, but alive nevertheless. I flew into the forest with Lisa in my arms. When I was sure that we were safe I gently landed on the ground, let go of Lisa, and tuned my wings back to it's cape form.

"You couldn't control your hunger for five lousy minutes?!" She yelled.

"I'm sorry ok, but I was too god damn hungry." I explained.

"Well I suppose I can accept that answer. By the way I did notice a lot of stuff on the ground next to me when I woke up, should we go find them?" Lisa asked me. I thought of it for a moment before reaching my decision.

"I guess we could go look for them, but I think I know how to summon Castlevania." I said.

"Oh really, and how did you figure it out?" She asked with a bit of a rising tone in anger. I hung my head low in shame.

"I realized that I could have simply wished it to be here, and then it would appear." I answered. I simply wished Castlevania to be there and *poof* it was there, standing in all its Gothic style glory. The drawbridge was down to make a path an insta-moat that just appeared out of nowhere, now normally I would question how a moat just appeared out of nowhere, but seeing as both me and my girlfriend are now trapped in a world of technicolor anthro ponies as Dracula Vlad Tepes and Lisa Fahrenheit, it's best to just roll with it Now I'm not going to go to give a description of EVERY SINGLE hallway we've passed and backtracked through.

"Mathias, I think we need a guide." Lisa said with annoyance in her voice at the seemingly endless expanse of hallways, and to be honest I was getting annoyed to. I mean how did all the Belmonts get to Dracula's (my new) throne room in the first place, it would have taken days to get there.

"I think so to, but who," I asked myself for awhile before had an idea on who. "Death, I call you to serve me once again!" I yelled. At first nothing really happened until I heard the deep rasping laughter of Death himself.

"My lord and master you have returned, it has been a long time, but I knew you would come back. Now what is it that you desire of me?" The voice of Death said as his scythe materialized out of thin air, and spun of few times before the scythe stopped and Death materialized with his scythe in hand.

"I would like you to guide us to the master bed champers in the castle." I said. Now a lot of people would be scared seeing the Grim Reaper right in front of them, and to be honest I would have been scared to. But for some reason or another I didn't feel scared, in fact I felt like he was a long time friend to be greeted.

"Very well my lord. Follow me." He said as he floated ahead to help us around the castle. After what seemed like hours we finally made it to the bed champers. There I saw a coffin and it may not sound like a good thing to you, but it looked like a heavenly cloud to me. However Death soon interrupted my daydream. "My lord, are you alright?" He asked me.

"I'm fine, but thanks for asking." I replied.

"Is there anything else I could do for you, my lord?" He inquired with general curiosity in his raspy tone of voice.

"Yes, now that you mention it, there is something you can do for me." I said. I looked for Lisa, who was now retiring to her chambers.

"What is it." He asked me.

"You see there were a series of items that I found near the tree trunk where I found Lisa unconscious," I told him "Can you retrieve those items and bring them to me?" I asked of him.

"As you wish master." He said, and with that he vanished. I looked back at the coffin and walked over to it. I opened the lid, lied down, and closed the lid. With that said, I'm going to sleep.

...Meanwhile Back at Canterlot...

Celestia and was not in the least bit happy with being woken up with the castle on high alert. She was just got done putting on some proper clothes when her sister burst the doors open.

"Tia, we have a bit of a crisis on our hands." Luna said.

"Can you not see that we're are on high alert?" Celestia asked sarcastically. Luna rolled her eyes and continued.

"Two statues are gone," Luna said. "They were the statues of... Dracula Vlad Tepes, and Lisa Fahrenheit." Celestia felt her heart sink as soon as she heard the name. Memories of her battle with the monster, and how he was was the cause of Nightmare Moon. Hatred found its way into her heart when regarding that monster.

"Rally the troops, we have to find him before he can manipulate or hurt anyone else, and warn the element bearers." She shouted. Luna knew this was serious.

...Meanwhile back at Comic Con...

Everyone looked at Shawn's Vampire Killer Whip, which was glowing.

"Dude, why is your whip glowing?" Tyler asked.

"I don't know!" Shawn shouted. Suddenly the whip was dragging Shawn to a hole that had appeared out of nowhere.

"Help, guys help me!!!" Shawn screamed.

They recovered from there shock and rushed over to help him pull him away from the hole, even little Mary came to help.

"Help me!" Shawn shouted.

"We're trying!" Tyler yelled. However their combined strength wasn't enough, and they were dragged in the hole together.

"Though they will arrive in Equestria, it will be eighteen years later from, Matthew's current place in time." a mysterious and demonic figure watched in amusement from another dimension. "The pieces are almost in place, and then, Equestria will descend into an all-out war. Oh don't worry Nathan, or should I say Cell, I'll be back with your story soon" The demonic figure said with a psychotic glee in his tone.