My name is Mathew I'm 16 years old and I'm now displaced as my girlfriend who is also 16 calls what happened to us, you see me and my girlfriend Elizabeth were going to a Comic Con as characters from Castlevania Symphony of the Night, me being Dracula Vlad Tepes, and Elizabeth as Lisa Fahrenheit, she kept telling me that if I buy some junk from the merchant, I would end up in another dimension as that character, naturally I thought it was a big pile of bullshit and I managed to convince her to come with me and that nothing was going to happen right? Wrong! I bought somethings for me and Elizabeth from the same creepy merchant asshole and now here we are in Equestria. Well I guess Elizabeth has the right to say "I told you so you cheap bastard". Wait, who the hell are you two, and why do you have those jewels for? Wait Elizabeth, what do you mean they're going to turn me to stone?! Elizabeth, what are you doing!?!

A/N: Poor Spelling and Grammar. Sex tag only there for mentioning, no cloping here.